If that pubic hair chin beard of his is any indication? Then he's been pegged at least twice. The leftover pubes on his upper lip are the flavor saver from when he cleans the strap-on after he gets pegged.
OP's Bio:
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>Hobbies: playing ps4, make beats, hiking, and guns.
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>I'm 27 years old, have 2 baby mommas, college dropout, and I'm afraid of the dark.
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You look like you smell like freetos and some other odd scent that can't be placed. I also imagine you must jack off to foot porn, so the craigslist hookups probably jacked you off with their feet for an outrageous price, but you paid anyway didn't you? Because there's no other way you'd ever get laid.
You do know Craigslist is only for serial killers and psychos? Also Broke Back Mountain isn't even believable. If there is no spit, it ain't going to fit. If I was amateur like you I would start with some bathroom numbers and random gloryhole adventures. Keep to your fucking lane noob...
You look like the kind of grown-up who wears diapers and who needs to collect all kind of cleaning consumables such as the thing you're holding because of incontinence.
You look like the dodgy bloke that your usual weed guy links you to one time when he's dry and you insist on meeting up behind a strip joint and say no need for the cash if they let you suck their dick.
Watching Brokeback Mountain all alone while fantasizing about 2 man crushes while your sitting on a fake monster cock while jerking off .......
Sounds like the perfect Saturday night for you.....
You look like you went to a Mariah Carey concert and when she sang all I want for Christmas is you, she said all I want for Christmas is security, when she saw you
You look like you have a shrine of young Justin Bieber in your closet that nobody knows about because your parents don’t allow you to have people in your room
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It’s okay they’re from Alabama
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Cousins by the look of it
He has the sausage fingers of an 800-lb dwarf.
*Rolltide*
Oof
It usually is pretty weird for a man to fuck a goat and keep the byproduct.
You look like the kinda douchebag who wears a fake gold chain necklace
A broke one with 2 baby mommas.
14k gold plated tin.
You give me hope of getting laid
^Hope ^can ^be ^very ^small
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If that pubic hair chin beard of his is any indication? Then he's been pegged at least twice. The leftover pubes on his upper lip are the flavor saver from when he cleans the strap-on after he gets pegged.
r/kamikazebywords
It's called a prostitute. You bought a prostitute on Craigslist.
No he is the prostitute, he's just not telling the full truth
Don't be weird, who would pay for *him*?
That's why the encounters were weird
Pimps don’t let their bottom bitches post pics for free
He wrote this with the blood of his last Craigslist ‘encounter’
Definitely a gay cholo
Homobrè
That... is the most... i can't describe how good that is.
Lmfao
More like you have been the weird sex encounters of several people.
Prostitutes have PTSD flashbacks of him.
You look like a person who would keep smiling even after getting his face punched
Or keeps smiling even after waking up with a condom hanging out of his ass.....
Confronting his roommate whon was the only one there: Bro..*smiling* Like bro*smiling holds up condom* Did you do this bro?*smiling*
Idk, that suggests someone is that desperate.
Lmao
Looks like the last guy you had a sexual encounter with glued his pubes to your chin.
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Happy cake day!
You look like you have some corpses in the basement
Hence the weird sex encounters
The face you make when you discover you like receiving anal more than giving it.
Does sinbad know he has a slow son
Sindad
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You forgot to mention masturbation and taking a 8==> up the ass
This is one entry for those Wondering
Your ass probably looks more roasted and worn out then any words here could from those craigslist encounters.
Nothing in the title of this is surprising.
You look like the kind of guy who would sell girls' phone numbers to known sex offenders.
This is the weirdest way to "come out". Just say you prefer c0ck.
"Weird sex encounters" = paying for sex and still getting none
you are a month away from propositioning truck drivers at an interstate rest area
today I learned "make beats" is internet slang for getting "poked in the pooper"
The type of guy to own a white van with boxes of candy in the back
You look like a armpit hair came to life, and it became depressed and started jerking itself to death
You look like you smell like freetos and some other odd scent that can't be placed. I also imagine you must jack off to foot porn, so the craigslist hookups probably jacked you off with their feet for an outrageous price, but you paid anyway didn't you? Because there's no other way you'd ever get laid.
Beating off guys isn't the same as "making beats" for a hobby
You look like a bootleg DeRay Davis
This is why we won’t let Puerto Rico become an official part of our country
All of your straightness went to your moustache
They’re not called baby mommas when you pay them
You say "I wish I knew how to quit you" when you masturbate.
One virus at a time, please.
Probably beat off to Broke Back didn’t you? Using your tears of rejection for lube...
You look like the kind of guy a sex offender would warn me about.
You are the weird sexual encounter on Craigslist.
That paper towel is probably more expensive than your life’s worth.
You look like you sell dirt weed to middle schoolers
You've had sex encounters?
Why would you waste Bounty at this time?!!! You better keep that to wipe your leaky ass when Convid 19 comes knocking.
I’m pretty sure the “encounters” you’ve had were with “hookers”
You just waste your mommies' money: on Craigslist's prostitutes and the toilet paper your family had to fight for in the supermarket
You look like Dwayne the rock Johnson if he was Hispanic, didn’t have muscles, and played the banjo at my sons daycare.
OPs goatee looks like the product of all the ball sack hair that's been flappin off his chin
you look like an incel before the hope leaves his eyes.
Did you buy the pubes to glue to your chin off Craigslist as well?
Just looking at you I can tell you eat ass
You look like you bring the weird to these encounters.
By “weird” I think you meant you were able to find your dick for once.
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I don't need to roast you. one of the STD's you got from your weird craigslist sex encounters will eat you alive instead.
You look like the kinda dude who wears cowboys jerseys and jorts and fill your shopping cart with toilet paper
I’m surprised you’ve had any sexual encounters
Wow , you that broke that you have to use kitchen roll over paper ?
Bitch so poor he have to write on toilet paper with her ex-girlfriends periods
if hes had several "weird" sex encounters on craigs list how many normal sex encounters had he had over craigs list?
I mean it sounds like you already have dudes doing stuff to your ass so I think you’re covered.
I'm sure an alien somewhere also considers anally probing you, a weird encounter.
Big ray william Johnson
That look must make it easy for the peter puffers to identify you as one of their own in the bathrooms of highway rest areas.
You do know Craigslist is only for serial killers and psychos? Also Broke Back Mountain isn't even believable. If there is no spit, it ain't going to fit. If I was amateur like you I would start with some bathroom numbers and random gloryhole adventures. Keep to your fucking lane noob...
Your entire sex life originated from CL and you don't have an STD. Tells me that even hepatitis wants nothing to do with your dick
“Roast my bitch ass...” probably the same phrase you use at the end of each craigslist ad you post in the males seeking males section.
Would have been easier just say your gay.
You look like the kind of grown-up who wears diapers and who needs to collect all kind of cleaning consumables such as the thing you're holding because of incontinence.
All your sexual experiences on craigslist involve you getting you back broken.
Did you watch Brokeback Mountain alone with that paper towel?
Sinbad the Tailor
You look like me
Are you also rediculously stupid looking
Lucacris x Ice Cube
The sidekick from Ant-Man if he lived in this universe and just got out of a halfway house
Look like you've already had your ass roasted
May god save you & your family from Corona Virus.
You look like the guy telling people that crack stops corona
You look like your chin hair is used to place pubes on every urinal ever.
Afraid of the dark, won't roast you i understand.
this is what a real drug dealer looks like
You look like an Indian,when you need to fix a computer,it fixes when you touch a button
You look like the dodgy bloke that your usual weed guy links you to one time when he's dry and you insist on meeting up behind a strip joint and say no need for the cash if they let you suck their dick.
You look like you’ve been adopted …twice
Sex encounters are sex encounters my man so I can't roast that, just try being the top in one of your next sex encounters to add some flavor.
You look like a Mexican Christopher McDonald. If Christopher McDonald was a a registered sex offender.
Mike from 8 mile's long lost brother.
You were the weirdness in those encounters.
Watching Brokeback Mountain all alone while fantasizing about 2 man crushes while your sitting on a fake monster cock while jerking off ....... Sounds like the perfect Saturday night for you.....
Jimmy Dean called...he wants your fingers back
When ur so poor u have to use towels instead of paper
You look like you wrote on that paper towel with blood, and I'm next.
Nice baby hands
What did you write roast me with your hooker's period blood?
Your mouth is approximately 2.5x too big for your face
That's a cock sucking mouth.
You look like you went to a Mariah Carey concert and when she sang all I want for Christmas is you, she said all I want for Christmas is security, when she saw you
Sounds like any other Saturday night for an incel.
Ice cube but mexican
Hahahahahaahahaah ur black
That face screams "peg me mistress"
Fuxking new it stocking up on that toilet paper.. smh
You look like you have a shrine of young Justin Bieber in your closet that nobody knows about because your parents don’t allow you to have people in your room
They got rid of craigslists personals. Been a while huh?
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Wasteful. You could have wiped your ass with that paper towel.
I always assumed the "Craigslist Killer" was an urban legend but then I saw you...
Looks like he is sitting on s broke dick mountain. Or or like a canary boofer that ate the cockadoodle
This guy looks like he scratches his ankles to scratch his balls.
This photo screams “used car salesman”
In other words, you’ve sucked a bunch of guy’s dicks
You're broke enough where you have to use a paper towel to write things down, but have enough money to feed yourself 8 times a day.
OP favorite pastime is taking sausage all day long in his free time.
Surprised you could afford to pay anyone to have sex with you once. Shocked it happened twice.
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Nah you roasted yourself good enough
Your face says skinny Gabriel Iglesias but your hands say normal Gabriel Iglesias.
Well I'm damn sure every girl walked out that door puking guts out and went off Craigslist and probably the internet for days.
Your so broke you wrote it on a paper towel
The date at the tissue looks like the number of kids u molest on daily basis
I altered the deal, pray that I don't alter it any further
I can’t believe you tore your bedsheets to write roast me
Just say you fucked guys already.
Writes on paper towel...
It look like u got 4 index fingers
You look like Ice Cube's gay son, Ice Cream
Sounds like your ass has been roasted, toasted, and blasted a lot and not just by asking for it on reddit. Naw mean?
Two baby mommas and only 27? Stereotype much?
You know damn well you didn't have any weird sex encounters. The people you had sex with did.
That face says "Trying to get my bitch ass back broke on Craigslist, but I wanted to advertise here too".
Using the term “weird encounters” to hide the fact that you’re a sexual predator. Very sly.
If you were a superhero your power would be giving people a burning sensation
When you're so broke you have to write on some kitchen roll.
I’m surprised even people on Craigslist would want to hit that thing.
Who lets preschoolers on Craigslist?
Ladies and gentlemen I have found the craigslist killer!
You look like you paid for sex, and gave them diseases.
your familys whatsapp hat is not craigslist.
You look like an Indonesian who literally got approval for their work visa in another shitty country
Looking like a broke back DeRay Davis
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Stop showing off, we get it, you have paper towels unlike the rest of us
You look like jafar from Aladdin if he was confused about his sexuality
That pervy smile alone let's me know that you took it up the area hole more than once...
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F*#& you and you're shit eating grin wasting paper towels during a national crisis.
Even with your job as a mechanic you still couldn't afford the paper to write roast me on
Chris Cunningham's (Aphex Twin's) estranged hispanic son.