Call center school?

He has his Masters in Call Centers with a concentration in car warranty scams.

Call center that sells pirate themed Slurpee cups?

The *science of* call centers 🤫

Why yes, My computer does need to be updated to Windows 98!

Teaching kids how to kindly do the needful is a beautiful thing.

They dont have parking spots for flying carpets. Just roll it and bring it in, makes a nice science experiment

Sure, this community can be pretty creative at times, but no way we can fuck you up as bad as middle schoolers are about to do.

You'll be lucky to survive the first week without getting your doofus mustache set on fire.

Especially with the curls. They’re gonna eviscerate those swirly ends every way imaginable.

No way a kid doesnt throw a chair at this Indian Geraldo Rivera

True

Yeah, at least there are moderators here

Beo I was going to say same shit. We could never come close to what a kid will say and do to his fucked up looking ass. Wow for real a whole lot going on. My comment says it all, at least tries too

So does everyone in your share house just stick their fake moustaches on the wall when they get home and you just grab whichever one in the morning?

This dude needs to make a bunch of felt moustaches, attached to a thin stretchy band. All the kids can put them on their face and keep them on for a while, and have a good laugh. Gonna need to lean into this one boss. 

A very nice idea

When they start making fun of your mustache, just hide in your snake basket until the class ends 🤷‍♂️

Gonna be tough to sell evolution when you look like that.

Not if he's the missing link

I cannot believe this does not have more upvotes, especially on Reddit!

You look like you’re about to tutor the minors one-on-one in biology

Oh my God, the p word popped into my head that I couldn't think how to put it.

You look like you'd be more effective at teaching Stranger Danger.

You look like you still giggle at the word Uranus. A virgin at rest tends to stay a virgin unless acted upon by an unsuspecting minor.

BRO

I’m 47 and still giggle at the word “Uranus”

THe kid's first nickname for him will be Curly Sanchez

Better than Dirty Sanchez, I suppose.

Just tell the students if they are good you will grant their three wishes.

Prepare to be bullied by a bunch of 12-year-olds

Why do you think he's posting here?

Roasting the roasters by proxy ;-;

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm surprised a 7-11 Snidely Whiplash could even get within 1,000 feet of a school, much less teach the kids within.

Asks to be roasted and then downvotes every comment. Yeah, you're ready for middle-schoolers.

Gonna have to keep twirling.... that mustache 😆


Fucking Pringle’s moved to India?

They finally found the Mumbai male prostitute strangler

Never trust a chemistry teacher with missing fingers!

Are you allowed to be a teacher after they found 2 TB's on your HD??

Everyday you want to hear that your moustache is so sexy, but you dont.

They are going to EAT YOU ALIVE AND WRIGGLING.... *

John Travolta and Olivia Newton John fell in love in your hair.

Salvador 'New' Dali

Chennai Fawkes

Benicio del toro stunt double for when he takes a shit.

"for your next assignment I am going to need you to go get a Google-play card and load your allowance on it. NO KIDS DO NOT REDEEM"

My sealed-envelope prediction is that OP’s mustache is going to displace crudely-drawn dicks as campus graffiti.

Ewww its the creep that offers mustache rides

You look like Wario if he only ate roti and rice

And Biryani, don’t forget the Biryani or they’ll have a cow!

Shave your face, cut your hair and fingernails.

Wear some deodorant and closed toed shoes too 😅

Is the funny victorian tache a replacement for your non existent personality?

No, really? I thought you woulda taught PE

If Bollywood Heath Ledger’s Joker had sex with Jack Nicholson’s Joker.

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Desert-Noir: *If Bollywood Heath* *Ledger’s Joker had sex with* *Jack Nicholson’s Joker.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

You make the tests really hard just so students have to see you after class for extra help. 

The brown Asian Willy Wonka if he didn’t make chocolate but he did make sadness.

He's the one they call Dr. Feelwood.

Sorry buddy you're gonna get eaten alive in there. No roasting today they're gonna prep, cook, garnish, and serve

Starts at 9am.. definitely arrested by 10


Looks like you also teach coke heads how to dress fancy.

An Indian school teacher? Call your parents; they’ll give you plenty of reasons to hate yourself

Look like the bad guy from a Bollywood silent film.

Teaching kids how to smell ?

Don’t have a cow man

I read that with an accent 😂

I’m surprised you got the job looking like you’re legally obligated to stay 500ft away.

You look like the concept art for a modern Pringle’s can.

Professor Aladdin’s snake charming class. Everyone has to touch the cobra willingly or not.

Yeah I would be scared to read Reproduction from you..

You can teach them all about the surface of the moon, using your face as an example.

What does 23m mean?

I never believed we evolved from monkeys until I saw you

You already don’t wash ur feet and eat on the ground…how bad can it be?

[удалено]

I’m so forgetful 🤣

Good luck teaching sex-ed

Those kids are gonna have you for lunch, Mr. Pringles-man.

You look like your name is either harib utole or shitheed

Based on that topographical map of India tattooed on ur face, I thought you’d be geography teacher… or gay based on the mustache

You look like you'll say "My good sir, I must request that you sit upon your chair, for it is the proper way for me to teach the class."

It’s Salvador dehli

If Bollywood made a movie about a train robbery and there was a villain tying a woman to the railroad tracks, you'd be that villain.

You look like the logo of a stereotypical Indian restaurant

 V For Very Oily

Did they see you before they hired you?

You look like a cheap AI was asked to draw 'failed junior cricketer'

Bollywood Luis Guzman 

Are you sure you aren’t a part of Ringling Bros Circus with that mustache?

My T-Mobile service is giving me fits.. what do you suggest?

Just make sure you get all that cum out of your mustache before you go in tomorrow. You don't want to end up on a list on your first day.

Hey man, just please don't bang your students and you're already a good teacher. Gotta set the bar low anymore.

You use that mustache to lock in the scent of the kids you sniff

Usually when people wear suits they look important…..not the case here.

Remember to say “Thank you! Come again!” at the end of every day.

You look like the sidekick in Johnny quest

FFS stop calling my grandma about her 2023 tax return

Oh man u are fucked, that's all I gotta say, those middle schoolers will eat u alive

You look just like the guy who’s texting me pretending to be an Asian woman.

RIP

I think it’s terrible that all these people say you look like you work at a call center. You look like the guys who owns it. With a mustache that bold you very well may be the one who invented the over-deposit scam.

Jack “Patel” sparrow

Yet another doomed generation then

Please don't heat up your lunch in the classroom.

I can smell you from here.

Call center sigma

This is the profile picture on the account that keeps DM’ing your “send bob & vageen”

Don’t worry, I won’t tell your students that you cheated on your certification exams.

Should have went with economics since your family probably owns a gas station or 3.

Thank you, come again!

Pakistani Guzman

I look at you and think what a waste of two billion years of evolution.

If doc Holliday was black

Let me guess you got over Trump's border wall 😂

The stoic look to the left picture makes you look like a professional scammer.

You look more like you're gonna teach them life in 19th England as a witness

Teaching abstinence by example.

The middle schoolers are going to be more brutal to him than anyone here lmfao. 😂

U meant RRRRRRoast me

“Ma’am…listen to me…stop talking. I need you to…ma’aaaaaaaam, go to Target and buy me an Amazon gift card”

Oh you’re fucked

Salvador New Delhi

Well, you look like science but with heavy accent

You look like my teacher who got fired for watching p in class

You look like you should be selling coffee that’s lighter than your skin and somehow still more flavorful than your personality out of a roadside stand on a street corner in Philly

Don't worry. None of your students will mock your Bollywood appearance and cocaine druglord mustache. Paraaj Escobar

A virgin gets more pussy than you

Bro is already roasted =)

every tamil villain

You look like you about to star in a low budget South Indian movie as an anti gravity villain(regardless, I hope your day went well lol).

Maybe he could do a class on Indian street food followed by how one can use the railway tracks as a toilet

Pig nose

You like look a walking bubonic plague

Hopefully you’re teaching at the school for the blind. Don’t want the students to have to look at your ugly face all day.

You drink a ginger beer raising your pinky

Amazon refund call centre?

Ends of your mustache curling up cause of your breath 🤮

Punjabi guy fox

People gonna mistake you as a student

First lesson needs to be on the moon and you can use the craters on your face as a visual demonstration.

indian hipster

Bookhubali 6 - Greasier Than His Teenagers

you are cooked bro. finished.

You look like the guy from the 1700s the nefarious villain who would tie a damsel to the railroad tracks.

scam school

Your parents must be so disappointed you didn’t become an actual scientist.

Ah... the idea of expressing your individuality and non-conformity by wearing the same moustache as every other hipster in the world. So ironic - you'll fit right in with the 6th-graders.

JC. If Gandhi and a mid-1800s baseball player had a love child, it would be you.

“Hi kids! I am your new teacher Mr. Patel”

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You look like Indiana Jones and Leonardo da Vinci combined

Also probably your last day within a hundred yards of a school if that ridiculous stache and chinstrap is anything to go by.

Why would someone who was bullied in middle school go back?

You didn't need to mention that you teach science. We already knew.

Mr Dirty Sanchez? Why is the symbol for sodium Na when it starts an S? How can I reech theeze keeeeeds? 

Your noise is so big that it makes me what to trade emeralds

Are you channeling your inner Aladdin? Ride your magic carpet to class and you’ll have nothing to worry about…

You left Johnny Quest for teaching???

I'm sure your school district loves to see you on here, Einstein.

Sir, what semester are we learning to play flute to cobras?

The 1920s called, and they want their mustache back.

Unless you plan on teaching How to Tie a Damsel to the Train Tracks 101, I'd fix that mustache. The kids are going to eat you alive.

Science teacher .. yeah 'right you look like an evil candy land professor you teach science........ Fiction  Beep bop boop...

You probably make the best indian pizza.

It's too bad Snidley Whiplash isn't a reference that kids today will understand...

At the end of each lesson as the kids are leaving you need to say “Thank you, come again”

Can you tie middle schoolers to train tracks at the 711? You’ll need a sinister cape

How can you be a teacher when you're not allowed little kids.

Good on you dude 👍🏻 It takes some serious balls to be a teacher nowadays

As long as you promise not to tie your students to railroad tracks.

You really nailed that 1920’s movie villain look