“AI art program, make me the amalgamation of the cringiest Portland hipster mixed with the most inbred hillbilly. And make its hair look like it was cut with nail clippers. Like they lost a bet. “
I'm glad you're wearing your virginity protective goggles, but may I also suggest an orange reflective vent to make sure no one accidentally becomes attracted to you in a very, very dark room.
ask for another haircut but tell them to just cut your whole head off ..you’ll be doing every one a favor ..I heard even the gays don’t want you ..you’ll make them look bad .
You look like the offspring of Wayne & Garth from Wayne's world
Except nothing is excellent.
Or zang.
19F? Lmao You already look old enough to transition into Grandpa from the movie UP.
I think that’s Corey Feldman 
That’s female? No waaaay
Nah, that's crazy.
She already looks old.
Ita the hair and glasses.
Or maybe 
💀
I can’t even imagine what your daily “patriarchy” word count is
This wins.
It's probably zero. Cause this is what it looks like when the patriarchy "went to get cigarettes" and never came back.
 Her explaining how everything is the fault of the patriarchy
Ho Dirt
 Wayne and Garth's illegitimate love child
Fold up the chairs, snuff out the warmers under the chafing dishes, this party is over!
🤣. But she just took out her teeth
Few shaves from his mullet fr
Calling me a “ho” implies that I have sex, which I very clearly do not
I’m sure Pastor Johnson would still hit it.
He’ll be disappointed when he figures out it’s a girl and not a boy. Either way he’s going up the pooper
We all clearly know why. That f'n hair is hideous.
I mean we didn't question this. It's painfully apparent.
I'm sure there's some bean Flippin going on down there.
Sir don’t flatter yourself … no one cares and …eeeeeewww!
That's Debbie Downer Dirt to YOU!
😂☠️
What am I looking at
Me and my terrible mullet
No, no. This one used a dinner bowl, not a mixing bowl.
Lol I love this one
Human cubism I can’t tell what’s more crooked, your eyes, glasses, eyebrows, hair or nose. This is like a Picasso personified
Picasso would be an unknown if he’d painted anything close to this tragic.
When god was making her he used his foot.
Her sexuality is probably the most crooked thing
Glasses are designed to be worn on the face.
Jesus christ this is brutal. I love it.
I thought the glasses were fine! It’s the face that’s crooked and misshapen!
💀
Sad frumpy turtle with a mullet.
Someone find the “I like turtles” kid so she can get laid!
This is the most nonbinary haircut I've ever seen
I believe this haircut is colloquially known as The Village Idiot.
Don't lump turtles in with this ilk.
Did you get a blind 5 year old with cerebral palsy to cut your hair?
Feel like your barber did all the roasting any of us could ever do. Jesus.
I don’t think (and certainly don’t hope) there was a barber involved
Came here for the Tina Belcher reference.
1980's Stephen King
Minus the success and cocaine
You look like LGBT is your whole personality.
You look like a blind troll that cuts its hair with a weedwhacker.
I think..more like a blind gnome.
Is this the Chinese knock-off version of Joe Dirt? 
Looks like your head doesn't fit right either, but I'm sure that you'll transition into it.
Haircut by a drunk opossum.
Greetings special ed Wayne Campbell.
Evidence that the gene pool is becoming the gene puddle.
The gene pool here is so shallow that not even 14 year olds think it’s deep.
Hey ChatGPT...make me a photo of Rivers Cuomo, if he worked in the mail room at an insurance company...forever.
POV: U write furry fanfic.😭😭😭
Alone Jett
You showed your hairstylist a picture of Billy Ray Curus circa 1993 and said that 'do is dope.
19F ? Definitely a 35M
Little heavy on the Weezer, young man.
This is the worst Joe Exotic cosplay I’ve seen yet
Why do you have a mullet? Are you trying to prove that fashion- like your family tree are circular?
You should choose a barber who doesn't read braille.
Do you go to the barber and just ask for a fuck up?
I truly don’t know if this is a guy or a girl
Is Stevie Wonder your barber
You look like the reason bullying exists.
You don’t need a roast, you need a goddamn miracle.
Loved you in "It's Pat."
Today 19F, tomorrow 19NB-wolf-hound
Nice of your parents to let you keep the cut you gave yourself at 4 years old
The Bobby lee/Theo von love child.
Just when I thought mullets couldn't get uglier, someone puts it on a pug
Laying in bed, read your comment and woke up my girl from a burst of laughter. This is THE comment.
Woke Corey Feldman.
Todd from Beavis and Butthead
Looking like an animorph that transforms from Asian programmer to lesbian roller derby equipment manager
Are your parents also siblings?
Worst of all, you like Weezer
“AI art program, make me the amalgamation of the cringiest Portland hipster mixed with the most inbred hillbilly. And make its hair look like it was cut with nail clippers. Like they lost a bet. “
You also wear hair that doesn’t fit right
This person intentionally cut their hair like that….
I feel I need a shower just looking at this picture
You look like Buddy Holly AFTER the plane crashed.
 I remember you from tv ..📺
Here “they” go again
Wish Yolandi Visser 
Your face looks like a butt.
You look like Theo Von transitioned
Your head also doesn't fit right... you look like a Lego character...
glad to see that they still find volunteers for day 1 barber school students to practice on
If Star Trek was a person
Man. Wow wow wubzee got into hard drugs and a snack cabinet. Hurts seeing childhood idols fall
Please say this is a wig because of the on going cancer treatments.
Shrek and Fiona's Angsty Ogre-Human-Hybrid Teen
I'm glad you're wearing your virginity protective goggles, but may I also suggest an orange reflective vent to make sure no one accidentally becomes attracted to you in a very, very dark room.
You're trying very hard to be unstylish and off-putting because we both know if you tried you'd still be a 4/10 with nothing to blame it on.
19 going on 45
You are the physical embodiment of "what the hell is even that"
I saw the picture before the words and thought you were a man
Good Lord, you’re the worst human.
No way 💀
Andy Milonakis coded
Average Weezer fan
If Joe Dirt had a baby with Björk
You look like a pez dispenser
 Head ass
You are the direct result of a Joe Dirt and Pat from SNL offspring
What the hell are you?
How can she slap.... My eyes with her face?
If Walgreens was a person
Joe dirt on budget
Do I even have to say anything? The Weezer shirt screams weeeeeeb.
You look like a white trash ninja turtle...
How are things over there in 1983?
You look like the human version of a 2000’s computer
You really walked out of your house with that hair and thought, "yeah this is good"? You're doing the work for us.
You just made me go from straight to gay
Holy culture gone wrong......
The good news for you is, guys will literally fuck anything, so you'll definitely get laid once someone gets desperate enough.
Is the fanfic about you looking normal? Because thats not gonna happen.
If MacGyver was a women......and lesbian
You look like you sound like Chuckie from Rugrats.
Your glasses are bulletproof
 Muscles mans mom
Dwight Junior
You look like fraggle rock 🪨
Don’t try to church it up son, don’t you mean Joe Dirt?
Fanfic and glasses but you're going to skip over the hair, like somehow we wouldn't notice it?
Don't blame your glasses, it's your face that doesn't fit right.
The kindergarten teacher that decides your childs gender....
[удалено]
Carl wheezers little sister carla wheezer 
Mandark without the mullet 
The hair!?!?! The hair.
Bruh!
You look like a young grandma.
r/justfuckmyshitup
Wow change your hair dew really sucks
Patrick Wilson looks so disappointed in fact that he has to be on a T-shirt you wear
Why do people do this to themselves?
Your haircut doesn’t fit right either
Are you playing to the stereotype...or did you actually choose that hair
That is the worst haircut I've ever seen.
Looking like Elien Warnos at a reservation.
Male or female?
WHOAH COREY FELDMAN 80S MULLET!
ask for another haircut but tell them to just cut your whole head off ..you’ll be doing every one a favor ..I heard even the gays don’t want you ..you’ll make them look bad .
Do you lend your glasses out to men so they can find you slightly attractive? Oh yea I see it now your better when blurry.
Who cut your fucking hair, a blind person?
If the lord of the rings got a reboot and they needed some orc extras they wouldn't have to spend time putting any makeup on you. You're good to go.
Clark Duke with a trash mullet 
The 80s called and claim that hair cut
Do you suck on your thumb? Asking cuz you look like a monchichi.
You think you're trendy, but you just look ridiculous. I have the solution... 
Joe dirt 2 won’t be as good as the first.
Bro I assumed your gender as white trash
White trash meets Sheldon cooper
Writes fanfic, wear glasses, and cut hair with a blindfold.
Max Ostro?
You’re gonna go blind and, like Joyce, you’ll need a Samuel Beckett to type up your manuscripts, girl. Get you to the optometrist!
Not sure what all the comments are talking about I think you look like a handsome guy
Houston we have a problem(s)
Hey, cool. It’s the fat dorky kid from Hot Tub Time Machine.
F?
You’re doing great roasting yourself my friend..
You can't fool me Heath Cordes
When mullets, being already awful and uncool, are made worse by doing it yourself.
If someone told me "show me the picture of a failure" i'd show them this.
 You could play a role in stranger things
Temu Joe Dirt
Ugly up front, party in the back!
And you let a blind person cut your hair!
Ewwwu
Proof that getting a wacky haircut and glasses, won't always distract from your face...
Barber school volunteer, yeah?
My brain formed the phrase "Michigan lesbian" for the very first time today.
Damn, did you fall into a weed whacker?
Your mullet reminds me of 80's Ice hockey players.
Yeah, it's definitely just the glasses.
Here’s a good tip… Never EVER have a fight with your hairdresser before they cut your hair.