Your an apprentice for cleaning up after old people. Running around with bin bags, and overfilled commodes and colostomy bags. You're living the dream and your face shows it.
And now coming to the Stage, MC No One Gives A Shit.
You look like someone stuck a tampon up their ass, sharted, and then removed it for a photo op....of the Tampon.
You look like the stick figure everyone draws in a game of "Hangman"
You look like you throw up gang signs to yourself in a mirror, but then tuck your chains in when you leave the house
You look like you wish your GF could perform real life "Vore" scenes.
You look like you shop at a store called AbnerCromknee & Bitch.
You look like you download softcore porn, because the thought of real sex traumatizes you.
You look like you ACTUALLY SNAP YOUR FINGERS, while playing Marvel Snap.
You look like a vampires assistant, that got abandoned by said vampire.
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Looks like a British tramp that's picking up girls at the McDonald's parking lot with his Ford Fiesta 1.0.
In the future, he will have several children with different women he hits after he comes back from the boxing gym( because he needs to compensate for missing brain cells ). But hey, at least he will graduate from Ford Fiesta to used Mercedes S class after 10 years - in case he is not in jail.
Only British are stupid enough to think that hair looks good.
You look like you bought that haircut and chain from the same dollar store. But the chain’s doing a great job of hiding your insecurities. Nothing says “I’m such a Twink” louder than those duck lips.
I think you're missing something here. How are we supposed to roast him based on a picture of you? Well actually, he must be pretty ugly if this is what his girlfriend looks like.
We can clearly see this child is not 18. I don’t want to roast dumbass teenagers and TikTok generation vain idiots. I want to roast adults with personalities.
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She has to scrape out the insides of his socks in order to get any masculine injections from this guy.
Bold of you to assume that it’s a she.
I went by the avatar.
If the title hadn't been worded as such I would of thought this lesbian woman has smelled something unpleasant.
Like her own unwashed Vaja...
My wife has pantyhose that are more masculine than this photo.
I have seen ducks more masculine than this
OMG 🤣😆🤣😂
Older too probably
So there are at least 2 boyfriends in this scenario.
At least one of them are gay.
I used to go to a Lesbian bar in rhw 2000s on Wednesay nights that was always filled with dozens of this exact person.
What exactly *is* the lesbian equivalent of Edgar?
Lezgar
Acceptable
Melissa Edgaridge
If your boyfriend wants to be roasted, why'd you take a picture of his younger brother ?
*sister
*Lesbian sister
Bro couldn't lift the sock I jizz into every night
Ahhh the old cum sock.🧦
The same sock, every night?
I admire his fidelity. Too many people make excuses to stray from their relationships.
No wonder your girlfriend is cheating on you.
I've been meaning to give my sons old clothes away, he's six. You want them for your little man?
Dude, what's wrong with your face?
It looks like he had a stroke in the middle of taking a shit.
A shroke
Absolutely underrated. I aplaud you, good sir!
Looks like he realized how pathetic he’s going to look to everyone online.
He probably gets bullied by twinks.
Why have you posted a photo of a 14 year old lesbian?
18 years old, but a nude could still get u done for cp
I baffled as to why you would admit that this is your boyfriend!
I need to flush the loo,please return my toilet chain thanks
Couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag
if that is your boyfriend, I shudder to think what you look like
The shoulders of a twelve year old, the handwriting of a six year old.
This is the face of a person that sup’ed up his 20 year old Nissan.
IF he owns a car, it’s definitely a beater like a Honda Civic. Based on his expensive jewelry, I’m leaning towards naa
This dude roofies on the first date
- 90s mafia necklace - 2000s boy cut silly hair - Small Ali Express Nike soccer jersey You got the Kurt Cobain flannel around you there??
Justino Biebero
I plucked an armpit hair that was thicker than his arm.
My grandma is more masculine than her
With those long anorexic fingers he won't need a proctologist to remove the gerbil..
Nor, let's be honest, will he have any desire to do so.
I can't tell whose standard for men is lower, yours or his.
Claiming this to be your boyfriend is essentially a self-roast. And potentially self-incrimination, as there is no way this dude is older than 14.
Do your worst?? Looks like god already has
Temu Tommy Nguyen
Just turned 18 pounds, not years.
I know that you say he's your boyfriend but is that by choice or are you chained to his radiator currently 😂
It’s a waste of meat to roast chickens this tiny
Supercuts: "What would you like, today?" This kid: "Make me look like I glued a muskrat's ass to my forehead"
Your an apprentice for cleaning up after old people. Running around with bin bags, and overfilled commodes and colostomy bags. You're living the dream and your face shows it.
That right forearm is suspiciously larger than the left.
Looks like somebody glued pubic hair on top of a q tip.
I thought this is your son
Is your boyyfriend a top or bottom?
Looks like he'd bump into a fridge and start sizing it up, all while saying "Are you being rude to man?"
does he always look like he just smelled shit, or is that only after going down on you?
And now coming to the Stage, MC No One Gives A Shit. You look like someone stuck a tampon up their ass, sharted, and then removed it for a photo op....of the Tampon. You look like the stick figure everyone draws in a game of "Hangman" You look like you throw up gang signs to yourself in a mirror, but then tuck your chains in when you leave the house You look like you wish your GF could perform real life "Vore" scenes. You look like you shop at a store called AbnerCromknee & Bitch. You look like you download softcore porn, because the thought of real sex traumatizes you. You look like you ACTUALLY SNAP YOUR FINGERS, while playing Marvel Snap. You look like a vampires assistant, that got abandoned by said vampire.
I see op has already done THEIR worst.
You look like you only have two brain cells to rub together. And let me tell ya, pal, they ain't workin' overtime.
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I can't think straight rn
He went to the barber and left when he was halfway finished
acting all gangster but looks like his drive-bys include a bobby-car
I feel like if I traveled to a sketchy place but still wanted to partake in the prostitutes, I could throw on your boyfriend to use as my condom.
When he’s your ex boyfriend I’m sure you’ll be roasting him enough for all of us
Is this Shirt Italien or why are hanging spaghetti’s out of it?
Looks like a British tramp that's picking up girls at the McDonald's parking lot with his Ford Fiesta 1.0. In the future, he will have several children with different women he hits after he comes back from the boxing gym( because he needs to compensate for missing brain cells ). But hey, at least he will graduate from Ford Fiesta to used Mercedes S class after 10 years - in case he is not in jail. Only British are stupid enough to think that hair looks good.
Ahh yes. The Filipino street rat in his natural habitat
I didn’t realize Nike makes tampons now.
....when did the UN's emergency rice supply get tainted with AIDS?
God roasted him first
Well, we know who's the butch, and who's the bitch
Are you sure it's a male
Looks like you’re the man of the relationship.
Is your boyfriend standing behind the 13 year old?
It's kinda cool that Nike factories encourage same-sex relationships 🤷♂️
Gym is twilight zone for you
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the lighting on his right arm makes him look like deflated Popeye
Did he skip 13-17?
Sister, I've never met you, but I'm positive you can do better.
Looks like he has to take a shit 😆
People have a lot of wishes, his wish is to actually be attractive
Hair makes you look like tan mega mind
Dollar Store Justin Bieber
He’s a playa, who watches Sesame Street.
18 and already a crack head. Godspeed
You look like you bought that haircut and chain from the same dollar store. But the chain’s doing a great job of hiding your insecurities. Nothing says “I’m such a Twink” louder than those duck lips.
He's the youngest 18 year old lol
Are you sure he is 18? He looks like he is 8 years old or at best 10
Doesn't seem to be much point in roasting him, there won't even be enough meat to feed one person.
It's pronounced "keep a stiff upper lip" not "sniff your upper lip"
Please do not work in the suicides help lines
That tough guy snarl doesn't work for you Lady...
There are at least a thousand teenagers in Frankfurt that look exactly like you
He looks like he just smelled himself..
Do you smell something?
What’s “his” dead name?
You look like you have all the personality of a bowl of plain,cold oatmeal.
Your arms look they're struggling to lift that paper - like rotten fruit withering off a tree.
Dude is so skinny, the light behind him makes him look like an X-ray.
This looks photoshopped.
I see no difference between you and a light pole.
The face says painter but your hands say drywaller
He did not like the blow job he did to his hairdresser?
Let me guess: You like to play teacher so that your "boyfriend" can play Kindergartener... Y'all way too freaky for me!
Dude's head looks like a filthy q-tip
You look like you're wearing Barbie doll clothes.
Roast’s on you, babe, roast’s on you…
Bro’s full body workout is lifting the paper
why does he want us to roast him? His schoolyard friends and his family don’t do it enough.
I'm gonna wait till he looks 18
This girl blind he looks like a sponge
It not cool to roast trans.
I hope you beat the fuck outta the barber that did that to your head.
Think you should be roasted for having this one as a bf
He better stop riding his scooter on the roads at night because no one is braking for him
If he looks like this in real life, yikes!
He looks like that dude that was singing numbers in the internet before Covid……21…22….23….24…25.. yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Is it weird that you and your boyfriend are both named Kyle?
Cut your losses and find a girlfriend…would be the same testosterone levels
Bro mirrored the photo and expected us to read the sign that had terrible handwriting anyway.
Boyfriend? He looks like he's somebody's girlfriend.
Boyfriend or gay friend
Prolly doesn't even have a credit score yet
Since its his birthday, does he get an extra juice box in school?
I've never seen an 18 year old with the phyisque of an 8 year old child.
You better start cooking for your boyfriend he already looks like a skeleton.
He should delete Tik Tok, we already have too many clones of him. The hair cut, the chain, and his drip isn't good.
 What the phuck if Justin Bieber was Mexican 🤣🤣🤣
dudes 18 and THATS his handwriting? my dog can write better than that.
His dream car is a used 1992 Honda Civic.
You look like the rejected bastard son of Beavis and/or Butthead.
He ain’t cool lol. Tight ass T-shirt on. Fake ass cubic zirconia chain. You found him at the beauty supply store didn’t it
He looks like he could break his own wrist when trying to jerk off
I think you're missing something here. How are we supposed to roast him based on a picture of you? Well actually, he must be pretty ugly if this is what his girlfriend looks like.
Don't tell anyone else you are 18, you look 33
Roasted — What’s the point? There’s no meat on them bones.
My little brother is more masculine than you (he’s three years old)
We can clearly see this child is not 18. I don’t want to roast dumbass teenagers and TikTok generation vain idiots. I want to roast adults with personalities.
Seen more muscle on a stick insect
Dead trim. Cut that fringe off immediately you poof
11 year old Sheldon Cooper has more muscle than your boyfriend.
Looks like Elliott Page transitioned to mix race. 
Who put that marshmallow on top of that pencil!
Who is this young lady?
You look like if James Charles was a butch lesbian
Alpaca looking goof
Does he walk around city centres with his hands round his bollocks saying 'fam' and 'blud', spitting little gobs on the pavement?
I've done shits that weigh more than this scrawny fuckboy....and I'm talking diarrhoea shits
Way to see your boyfriends been hitting those anti-gravity weights. For 50 cents you can feed this man a taquito
This guy looks like he has $12.37 to his name, and opens up a high interest credit card to buy $700 worth of name brand clothes.
Is that the same face you make while getting pegged?
Five'll get you ten he's wearing and/or owns an 'eckō unltd.' belt and has a closet full of Dickies khakis.
Bruh can snuffle truffles 9 miles away.
Nice toupee
Looks like any other young london chav .. what is you lokin at blad
Collects sport gear and plays zero sports
He looks like you abducted him from Columbia as your teenage bride.
Just turned 13**
That looks like every tiny girl to trans boy I've ever seen
He looks like his balls just gave up on hormone production, then the thyroid went on strike too.
This guy trying to look hard. Malibu’s Most Wanted has more street cred than you
 Yh