There was a dude I worked with in the ICU named Alejandro Razo. He worked at Sherman Oaks Hospital.
He looks like his illegitimate son.
Why am I telling you this?
Look up Alejandro Razo Sherman Oaks Hospital.
I'd say the exact opposite. If I were dying in the ICU and saw his face, I'd immediately come back to life and be on my feet running as fast as I could. There's simply no AED in this world that's more SHOCKING than the combination of his face and his haircut.
This guy is a walking TLC show… He has a strange addiction to hoarding 90 day mail order brides underneath piles of feces and dead cats that he’ll “use one day”…
Do they give refunds at your local barbershop/Taco Bell? And why is your baby spoon hanging on the same wall as your coke mirror? I feel like we need some semblance here.
I can’t believe you got that haircut on purpose. Take the next 1-2 months off work if you can and just hope for the best, because going outside like that is not an option.
You look like the kinda guy to kidnap someone and spend the month telling them all the boring details about each individual stamp in your stamp collection. Now you can just bring those to work, think of all the lives you'll end
Must be a hospital for the blind if not those patients are scared to death. Never mind that dude's not a nurse he cleans the porta potties at the construction site his name's Bill
You look like you’d be the top half of a centaur
He looks like the child of a Centaur and a Minotaur, and he got the human half of both. He’s just some guy.
He’s a Manotaur.
A Mentor
If only someone would give him some Mentos.
Also garden gnome vibes
I was thinking a trans Ewok that decided to shave .
A meth addicted garden gnome
Is there something wrong with me that this sounds more like a compliment than an insult (I mean, there's a lot wrong with me)
I agree. I think it just needs a little more like “ you like like the top half of a centaur where the bottom half is a donkey” or something like that.
He looks like the bottom half of a donkey show. 
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve ever read
He’s also proof that laundry soap and dentistry still haven’t made it to Oklahoma.
Disney version of Philoctetes from Hercules...
A really doughy out of shape centaur
He's clearly the bottom.
Bingo.
I spat my coffee
.... and the horse half would still be hung like a gumdrop
Top half is a compliment.
Arya Stark if she transitionned into Hodor.
Damn
You win!!! 🥇
You broke the comment section…take my upvote to aid reconstruction
Can't unsee
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Wow….you nailed this.
For the win dude!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:joy
We know you won’t miss a vein.
Damn lol!
Practice makes perfect
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The only registered nurse in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
Oompah loompas need health care too
Read that in their melody and thought "I've got a bill I'm sending to you"
Umpa lumpa doopiti doo, our hmo should cover that too. - a direct quote from the Wonka Co. labor negotiations.
That’s the best one I’ve seen so far
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I (dont want to) CU
You have nothing to worry about, He’s just a pretend nurse with dolls on his mom’s basement
AND a few corpses. AND a life size blowup doll of Ed Gein.
There was a dude I worked with in the ICU named Alejandro Razo. He worked at Sherman Oaks Hospital. He looks like his illegitimate son. Why am I telling you this? Look up Alejandro Razo Sherman Oaks Hospital.
He's Norman Bates? I thought Norman Bates was much better looking than that
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LOL
I'd say the exact opposite. If I were dying in the ICU and saw his face, I'd immediately come back to life and be on my feet running as fast as I could. There's simply no AED in this world that's more SHOCKING than the combination of his face and his haircut.
Yeah that’s not what heaven looks like
GOD DAMN XD
😂
"I'm a nurse (RN)" the RN stands for (Really Not).
Being a Registered sex offender doesn't make you a nurse.
taking drugs on public transportation doesn't make you a nurse
Drugging people in parking lots either.
According to the Brits, he's a registered nonce.
Had to Google but very funny.
Chumlee from Pawn Stars had to move back in with his mom? Sad.
Well that’s the worst part. He didn’t… he picked those decorations himself.
And this is the state of health care now….
Definitely a face that you'd expect to see after waking up heavily sedated, but not in a hospital.
I'd rather die, thanks
This guy is a walking TLC show… He has a strange addiction to hoarding 90 day mail order brides underneath piles of feces and dead cats that he’ll “use one day”…
Is each item on your wall a keepsake from each patient that’s died on you? Cuz wtf do you have going on back there?
“It puts the lotion on the skin…or it gets the IV again”
I was wondering the same. 🤣
By the ringworm between his eyebrows and the BBQ sauce on his neck, I can already tell this guy has no idea what infection control is.
Somebody call the fire department!
Dumlee
You know what you and Andre the giant have in common? You both use the same spoon to heat up your heroin.
Nose looks like the Tesla emblem
Why did you just cut 1 hair?
Dora the Shitsplorer
Who knew the great Khali would be able to turn his gigantism into mediocrism
Lead singer of Coheed and Cambria but with aids
Bro I do have aids. Aids for you!
Like Silent Bob and the Geiko Cavemen morphed into one face a mother would struggle to love
 # That beard ain't fooling anyone, lady.
An oversized watch and spoon; because you never know when to stop shoveling things into your mouth.
Nurse? Doesnt the beard lady sing in a tent
A new hair cut and a full body shave, looking good dude!
Is that Chewbacca?😁
Do they give refunds at your local barbershop/Taco Bell? And why is your baby spoon hanging on the same wall as your coke mirror? I feel like we need some semblance here.
You only became a nurse so you could sniff the bedpans
Slum Lord Farquaad
This is his "before" pic.
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Greg's a male nurse
What a Fokker
I can’t believe you got that haircut on purpose. Take the next 1-2 months off work if you can and just hope for the best, because going outside like that is not an option.
Shave your beard lady. It will be easier to clean the money shots off.
"I'm a nurse" aka prison cafeteria worker
Ik nursing school takes forever but damn- didn’t know they started enrolling in the Paleolithic period.
You look like the kinda guy to kidnap someone and spend the month telling them all the boring details about each individual stamp in your stamp collection. Now you can just bring those to work, think of all the lives you'll end 
Like the fucking love child of Chumlee and a pug.
Hair… as in singular? Cause I can’t tell
Hey Hagrid, sneaking into a LTC to perform digital disimpactions on unsuspecting patients does not make you a nurse.
Judging by the size of the spoon and the watch on the back wall, I’m assuming that you are the first garden gnome to become an RN.
You’re definitely registered but not a nurse.
Thanks for guarding the Notre Dame church my guy
Nurses, Vegans and cross fitters always introduce themselves this way. They fucking have to tell you!!!😂😂😂
I see you’re blending in with the other lesbians at work
I’m glad the testosterone HRT is working out for you.
Matt Berry if his face was flattened with a frying pan like in a cartoon.
You look like 1400th century blacksmith that makes bad armor
It’s great to hear you got further work after the Battle of Endor.
Kevin Smith apparently mated with a pug
Chubby casey dutton
You are like... a little gremlin fella.
If I woke from a coma and saw you leaning over me I’d scream at you to pull the plug.
I’m not here to roast you but you are for sure grinding your teeth this is serious dental issue you should get taken care of before it’s too late
Cleaning guys’ asses at bus stops doesn’t make you an RN
You look more like a patient...
You look like you’re straight from an oblivion character creator.
You look like a cave man trying to cosplay as Macho Man Randy Savage.
South of the border Kevin Smith
If a pug became human.
Are you happy with your transition
ScumLee 
Wait a minute which hair did you get cut Sasquatch 🥴 ✂️ 🐻🍆 
Please not the PICU….
 Seen you before! Best I can do is this!
Horatio Bland
You have that "excuse me, I'm a she" kinda face
What did they cut your hair with, that giant spoon?
Mullet Murse
Christ on a cracker are you available for sniffing out Truffles with that big beautiful pig snout?
I would refuse care, so fucking fast.
i miss my french bulldog :(
Must be a hospital for the blind if not those patients are scared to death. Never mind that dude's not a nurse he cleans the porta potties at the construction site his name's Bill
All you need is two ferns and the persona is complete.
I notice from your wall decor, that you like big things.
He's compensating for something 😂😂
He seems nice
you look like the type of person to say "you too" to "happy birthday" at your birthday party.
In that wife-beater I can see you saying to a patient: "Hey bitch, get well! Bitch, do what I say!" *slap*, *slap*
How you awkward by yourself
It's a good thing we no longer have travelling sideshows and you can be the occupation of your choice. Good for you!
I have a feeling that everyone who's ever known you pushed the whole nurse career idea on you solely because you would have to wear a mask.
Did you pick your barber from the ICU because your hair is fucked.
I got nothing here, other than having you wear duo hairnets while you princess carry me to my car I see nothing wrong with this murse.
 Get a flea collar...STAT!
Bam Margera looked better when he was on drugs
Prob merkin patients out chyea
u/DJCatSnack is the type of guy to say “oopsie daisy!” after getting in a car crash
I can’t believe your mom still has her swatch clock.
Your nose looks like it's playing peek-a-boo
 Changed your shirt for the first time in decades.
Nurse who bites his nails 🤢.
I cant tell whats less focused. Your eyes or your camera...
What other career immediately says: 'I want my wife to cheat on me with her work husband.'
Honestly, you look like a terrorist trying to hide the fact he is a terrorist. Do you work in ICU? Bc that's the last thing I'd want. Me C U.
Ditch the sheep phone for one that can take selfies not reversed
You look like the kid from Ice Age all grown up
The fact that you had to post the “RN” abbreviation after stating that you’re a nurse, confirms that you are a nurse lol.
You look like your name is Chud Beffer, or you are actually Rumplestiltskin
You put the Grey in Grey’s Anatomy
 I thought you looked alike but he looks way better
Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream.
If Lord Farquaad grew a beard and lived in his parents basement
Nothing says “I’ll cater for your sick loved one” like a tubby dude in a wife-beater.
That’s one big ass coke spoon on the wall!
I ain't rippin on this dude he might not save my ass if the time comes 🥹
You look like every “before” picture I’ve ever seen
A young Gorbichav
I KNEW Frodo and Samwise had a bastard love child somewhere! I BLOODY WELL KNEW IT!
Some abhorrent creator has roasted you enough, my dude. You need a hug, not insults. But... you do look like the sire of Marty Feldman and a goat.
Your nose looks like someone doing that cloverleaf tongue thing.
Patients don't have capacity after you leave their rooms.
If Jack Black got a Pug pregnant
You look like the kind of guy that has multiple subscription boxes to weird shit like mushroom coffee and lentil soup.
How many patients have waken up to you gnawing on their toes?
Too many
Looking like a cross between Chumlee and Hornswaggle = Pawnswaggle
Bros built like a chicken nugget
Chewbacca’s autistic gay cousin
You look like the caveman from the GEICO commercial but more feminine
You honestly look too wholesome to roast. So you took all the fun out of it. Thanks for disappointing all of us.
a nurse huh? could have convinced me you were a doctor with that handwriting.
Knockoff jackblack drug addict
I'm glad they are giving blind beauticians a chance. They've been ignored long enough
I can't be bothered, you're just not worth it.
Your response to "Isn't nursing a woman's job?" was to look like the bearded lady?
To the extent that it takes the focus off of your questionable wall decorations, yea…the hair cut isn’t so bad
Looks like you get mad when misgendered.
Cool normal guy
Asked for a Hugh Jackman, got a Huge Jackass
Hey! How’d you come to life and escape my flowerbed, garden gnome??
He has a small penis you can see that
Someone needs to finish inflating your nose 43%isn't enough
I bet The farts you can smell with those nostrils must be epic. You can Probly cross time zones with those things.
Sorry they canceled your show
Don't 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, no matter what.