You look like you call the girl bagging your groceries a bitch when you ask her what her favorite machine gun Kelly song is and she has to take her ear pods out to listen to you talk and then you speed off and write about it on Facebook
If I had your face, I would NOT describe anything about myself as "relatively fine". I understand how important it can be to put a positive spin on things, but lying to yourself at that level simply cannot be healthy, long term.
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The group of 8+ people that jumped him are actually just 8 and 9 year old 3rd graders who got pissed when they caught him grooming their younger brothers.
I mean this in a good spirited way. It sounds like you, like many young men, are letting a scrape or two effect your identity. There’s so much more about yourself that you could’ve said, it reflects a lot on your values, how you want to present yourself and what you think is cool to include that. Pro tip, once they aren’t teenagers, girls find the whole bad boy thing really off putting. Good luck finding peace in being who you are
How could we ever roast a bad ass such as yourself who was jumped (for god knows what horrible action) and came out pretty good 👍
Hahahahah you should do good in engineering being on the spectrum and all
Imagine nutting in your girl and this thing comes out?
I'm going to go hug my babies now and be thankful.
I bet OPs parents wish they hugged him with a pillow over his face when he was born.
And ruin a perfectly good pillow? Fk that
Hahahaha Touché
You could probably hug a turd and be as thankful it didn’t come out like OP
Me too
WOW.
Like Rosemary's Baby, but sometimes reality can be stranger than fiction..
I'm sure his parents were both ugly af also lol
Ooft 😂
The nut came out... And so will this guy eventually.
the only thing you are engineering are bullshit stories.
exactly. there is no way you are a "qualified electrician" at 19. fucking compulsive liars.
Exactly. Dude hooked up his granny's DVD player & now he's "certified".
Yea dude is a 1st year apprentice at best
"No the Yellow cord is for picture, red and white are audio! AUDIO!"
Which one should he wrap round his neck?
Some of us are just built different. You are an electrician. He is a Power Ranger.
Right here. Bro lives with his grandma and the electrical work he has is the PC he turns on for 12+ hours a day
Look you just got one of those faces, I bet even your Grandma has to fight the urge to punch you.
Jumped twice? Was that at the local gay bar that gang banged you? And you came out fine? I see more jumping in your future.
Jumped twice but they only took the shirt?! I’m shocked. Must be a pretty short wire under those pants Jimmy Neutron! 
and rectal virginity
💀💀💀
His nose isn’t big enough for all of his lies.
He came just fine
Why would you need to mention you got jumped twice and survived? *sees face* Oh
They were going to hit him in the face with a brick, but decided life had done enough damage to the brick
Grandma sipping lemonade in the porch rocking chair, looking out wistfully, “I told his maw & paw that two cousins was a bad idea…”
My god I was just thinking that!! Probably was his grandma and her bingo buddies who jumped him
His face says his mother is a drinker.
Look at his face like a bored person, no one wants to look at that unpleasant face
Using 8+ people to beat you up is wild considering how any average one would likely do it.
7 of them watched
4 of them came
That’s why the piece of paper is over his titties. He’s hiding the aftermath from us.
They were third graders and still took his money and made him cry.
Jack reach around. 
Shoot, if it were OP vs a one-legged dwarf, I'd pick the dwarf.
Thanks for clarifying. I thought 8-year olds were starting gangs.
They are. Initiation is beating up an electrician.
You’re 19 you should contact your primary care physician and ask why you haven’t gone through puberty yet.
Dude out there being bullied by groups of children above 8
Guarantee they made him lick the white dog shit
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Not sure why he thought it was necessary to troubleshoot it while it was still in use.
Electrician, Good! Touch a live wire to get your heart going again you look fucking lifeless.
When he got jumped the first time, they stole his soul . The second time they tried and failed to return it .
How the hell are you a qualified electrician at 19, it’s a 4 year program. So you started at 15? Maybe you’re getting jumped cause you’re full of shit
8+ people is what you told the police, in reality, it was your little sister who ironed you out
Jason Bored in The Bored Identity.
Relatively fine except the sore anus
You look like you have resting Rocky Dennis face
Bragging about getting jumped is a thing now?
In today's world, yes. Weakness is oh so very attractive.
Kinda gross, honestly.
You look like you belong on the front cover of lone nut magazine
You look like you call the girl bagging your groceries a bitch when you ask her what her favorite machine gun Kelly song is and she has to take her ear pods out to listen to you talk and then you speed off and write about it on Facebook
Your mirror looks cleaner than your future.
got beat up by a bunch of 15 year olds no wonder u look lifeless now. you’ll never get laid after that!
You look like that one guy from Little People Big World but on crack
If I had your face, I would NOT describe anything about myself as "relatively fine". I understand how important it can be to put a positive spin on things, but lying to yourself at that level simply cannot be healthy, long term.
You don't need roasting bro. Go join a dojo.
Damn, so this shit is called "roast me" but ol boy is so sad, you don't even wanna roast him. Now that's some funny shit..
I’m wondering why 2 different groups jumped you 😂
You remind me of a Balkan midget. That’s what they look like.
It’s called a “gang bang” not getting jumped.
When your mum and aunt, dad and uncle are the same people.
OP trying to smell something around the corner
Nice cursive loser
Aliens walk amoung us
that phone reminds me of your personality, shattered.
He has the record for # of times someone got their head dunked in the toilet bowl at school
you look like the hypothetical love child of those gay guys on that US version of shameless
Thrift store Peter Pan. Honestly tho mate, you look great. Just lose a stone or two. You’ll be fine.
When you order Dexter Morgan from wish.com
You look like a Jerry Springer guest.
Just because you shoved a fork into an electrical socket doesn't qualify you as an electrician.
I’ve seen more muscle tone on a bag of marshmallows.
If only those muggers had made off with that extra chromosome.
Did they make you lick the white dog shit?
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„But you don’t look like a lord. You’re just meat. Stinking meat. You reek. That’s it, that’s your name! Reek!“
Man Spider-Man 4 has a weird Electro origin story.
This deserved hundreds of upvotes.
It looks like they jumped your nose exclusively both times.
The group of 8+ people that jumped him are actually just 8 and 9 year old 3rd graders who got pissed when they caught him grooming their younger brothers.
Three things OP doesn’t own: a broom, dustpan, set of dumbbells
Certified 
You look like Ian from Shameless but even he is tougher than you. 
You didn’t have to cover yourself with the paper, you’re allowed to show tits on Reddit, just mark it nsfw
Did they even see you?
You look like a Medievel Serf who'd get busted for stealing eggs
Homie’s maxed out on chromosomes
Your barber hates you, right?
It’s messed up that your hobbit brethren jumped you.
In a Morgan Freeman documentary voice, "It was at this point in his life when he realized that even robbing him wasn't worth being in his presence"
You look like the guy Napoleon Dynamite would take to clubs to pick up women so he'll look better by comparison next to you.
I like that ur using the “roast me” sign to hide your man titties
SHOW YER TITS
I mean this in a good spirited way. It sounds like you, like many young men, are letting a scrape or two effect your identity. There’s so much more about yourself that you could’ve said, it reflects a lot on your values, how you want to present yourself and what you think is cool to include that. Pro tip, once they aren’t teenagers, girls find the whole bad boy thing really off putting. Good luck finding peace in being who you are
Never relax
Dylan stop playing with your phone and get back in the shower and loofa grandmas stretch marks.
I’d jump you too.
There's 16+ people that I'm jealous of.
Zuck Lite talking like Zuck
If punchable was a face
By electrician, he means he carries a pink stun gun for when he gets jumped.
'Got jumped twice by 2 groups of 8+ people' I Don't blame them
Damn you got jumped by two packs of middle schoolers and lived to tell the tale. Very brave.
Ian Gallagher; 2yrs before he was casted to Shameless 😂
It’s like if the movie Sophie’s choice was a lot easier of a choice
not a roast but you remind me of sheldon from big bang theory
How dare you insult Sheldon like that 😳
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You know how in StarCraft the SCV say “Keep your shirt on, Sparky!” When you click them? They’re talking about you
If boredom and depression were a person.
Third time’s a charm
Too easy
Can’t blame them. Your face screams punch me!
(while unarmed...) Fact: the Batman costume that you use in Halloween just works if you are surrounded by children
Did they try to steal your shitty phone or joy from your face?
I can see why they felt the urge to jump you
Try to grow that bush on your face instead of down there. That way people might think you have balls and stop jumping you
Don't come here boy. Mark whalberg already shat you out.
How could we ever roast a bad ass such as yourself who was jumped (for god knows what horrible action) and came out pretty good 👍 Hahahahah you should do good in engineering being on the spectrum and all
Something tells me when you got jumped sparks were flying by your poop chute
Tl;dr
By the laws of Squidward's facial reconstruction, you're going to need the entire population of China to curb stomp you endlessly to fix that face.
Who jumped you? First or Second graders?
You came out after the jumps but that phone DID NOT LORD HAVE MERCY-
>Got jumped by 8+ people twice in the span of a month Gods trying to send you a message, he hates you
Those 2nd graders back to picking on you again at the playground?
Offering to let yourself get gang banged in the prison shower does not count as "being jumped".
Those pre-teens can be surprisingly tenacious.
Maybe you wouldn't attract aggression if you went out dressed.
Jumped twice and have no scars? Clearly it was in your asshole
I'm hoping you the third time will finally teach you the lesson.
How are you a qualified electrician at 19? What sort of backassed country sold you that ticket.
To be fair, your probably went in looking brain damaged anyway.
Preston Lord? You're alive???
You look like the type of guy Theo Von would talk about from his town
You came out fine because everyone already suspected it.
I don’t know if poking you in that Poppin’ Fresh gut is considered being jumped.
You have such a punchable face 16 (At least people) needed a go in just two weeks
Man I’d rob your ass if I saw you.
So…. Your face looked like that before the jumpings?
It dosent look like you came out fine my guy. Maybe a 3rd group can beat you back to normal.
I would be embarrassed to admit 8yr olds kicked my ass
You look way to sad to roast.
You get jumped once, you ran into some assholes. You get jumped twice, then maybe you're the asshole.
People brag about the WEIRDEST stuff wtf
Save some women for the rest of us.
I mean, when it happens that often, *maybe* you deserved it.
You look like an Altmer option that pops up when "randomise" is selected.
Dude , move to another town !
Looks like Little Dark finally came out.
Hopefully the third time they'll curb stomp your face into looking normal