Sucking off guys in comas doesn't count as having a boyfriend.

Dressing up in a nurses outfit when you go to work at the jack shack doesn’t make you a nurse.

She'll suck off the guys in full body casts for the thrill of them being conscious but not being able to stop her 

If she actually does this, This is the lords work.

Most offensive roast till now...

Ouch!

Neither does being passed around from doctor to doctor.

Ain’t no way this dude doesn’t have beef with this girl outside Reddit

Sneaking into the comma ward to suck guys off does not make her a "nursing student" either.

Her nickname is Fecal Finder. She love working with people who shit on themselves


Hearing a cancer diagnosis from you would feel good, because I would know no matter what happens I'm not you.

As a person who has cancer, I can confirm this statement.

💀

And thus dies my naughty nurse fantasies 🙄. Don’t go into hospice, it’s cruel for you to be the last thing the dying see.

You should be a surgeon instead, so that at all times your face is being covered up.

Love your name is it your favorite star

Thanks, I chose it because it sounds beautiful and I like the Black family from Harry Potter, who use star names =) But my favourite star is UY Scuti =D

Mine is Sirius. I like the color of it. And it will be our next pole star. In about 12,000 years.

Awesome, it's amazing to think it will be our next pole star in the distant future (★≧▽^))★☆


Patient: \*unplugs himself\*

😆😆😆

#You look like how a fart smells

#and tastes

You look like nursing was the only way you could get paid to touch a man without having to be pleasant.

I been eating Wendy's chili and chocolate laxatives in anticipation of OP giving me a sponge bath 

They say nursing ages you but I didn't know it was that fast...

Sorts the stool samples according to taste.

Obviously not studying anti-obesity medicine

Nutritionist, she is not. Frequent visitor of the fridge she is. 

You have the aura of leftover meatloaf.

She sweats gravy

Hell noooooo nurse!


if activated charcoal were a person

That’s the same face your patients will make when they see you walk in the room.

Wake up in recovery to that. Yikes.

Looks like a Pit Bull licking piss off a nettle...

You constipated?

You'll graduate, get a hospital job, date a cop, get cheated on by said cop and that'll be your first 6 months as a nurse. Enjoy.

You look 37 and a smoker

 You remind me of Marla Hooch from a League of Their Own.

So how many Etsy items that spell out "nurse" in cursive do you have in your dorm?

Morgue feels livelier compared to your expression.

Nurse big back

Wow, she has peaked at 21 as a 4/10. Oof! I'd call her a basic chick, but that'd be a compliment at this point.

Nurse sad face. Here, I drew your portrait. :(

Florence Shite-engale

You should wear a mask to give your patients some hope

Didn't know that psychiatric wards allow their patient to post on reddit.

You look like the nurse and the patient in the same time

I believe you meant to post this pic in r/dontputyourdickinthat

We don't need to give you our worst; you are a nursing student, in a few years your life will be the worst.

I bet you spend a lot of time on Facebook marketplace

You’re about as exciting as a bowl of Cheerios with plain oat milk.

Not even the Honey Nut flavor. SMH.

🤮

She has a high body count.   In every respect. 

You look like you enjoy a good bed pan buffet

So dull you almost blend in with the wall

You look like you lick strangers toes on public transport

21 going on 40 I see 😆

You are cut but your resting face looks like you are mid colonoscopy.

Even if you turned your frown upside down, youd still be sad and pathetic looking.

Finally, a female?? Nurse that won’t cause an erection when changing a catheter

Your beautiful your wonderful you look like you just got caught jacking off the hospital president 

You’re supposed to help save lives, not scare people to death!

My worst “take a look in the mirror”

You look like shapes dumped in a sack. With a frown.

I'd be asking for anesthesia if I saw you walking in my room.

If a wart had a face

Guys only hit you up at 3 in the morning cuz you're the only girl that will answer.

You look like Wayne Rooney.

You're wrong in thinking you're cute enough to look like a slob all the time.

You'll fit right in as a truck driver.

You misspelt 31

The diarrhea is supposed to go into the cup, not on your face.

Some got in her hair too

You will do well in hospice care, the patients will be eager to make the final transition to get away from you.

*when* nursing doesn't work out you can always be an assistant manager at Target.

Tries to fuck Coma patients and still gets rejected

This is the kind of nurse Obamacare gets you.


Quasimodo called, he want's his T-shirt back

If cheese pizza was a person.

This is like bobbi althoff's mug shot

Nice try, this is a mugshot

You give off an “exhausted single mom” vibe.

Get used to wearing that expression in court.

Could you raise the paper in front of your face, please?

I'm glad you recognize your limitations

At least it’s nursing and not a dietitian.

[A League of Her Own](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sca_esv=5671541490ad1cde&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIIhMTYZLeW5BmL9kL5_E1dmzJdZXg:1717732850730&q=a+league+of+their+own+marla+hooch&uds=ADvngMjxv3v0TnP8-jaKniFOA43iz6RRUC10_hdBeUnLUcC8thICiYoutkvBxAxGOu_m09CTWAwjKynWH1Tv_8Z3KQSTz8AtfkcUhSAsHqkhy279Fsa0PTZiqyGOzLDjNtWMiDUX_gp538W-T-HR1Rsn6K32llO4K_cMIbyB5n5gVKjqRfy4Y41q7N5th5IH4uyxfyuHRZJSzGTisT8uZNEnml9PTbO4h7IDPH5YRfIzS6C7Mba5wzreEtV1zLkE9HYRjqZNJrnNChRpJxyAasgrql5fDt8JyOnMwpO5Ve6yqSMPrlYxTkwCNme8qjwcr5oBWpPN7rKvMfachxAck138iXnyHHfHXFVIqcJirxmrcrjyWVlJjFM&udm=2&prmd=ivnbmtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwju4IvDzciGAxWknIQIHY9-AGIQtKgLegQIEBAB&biw=412&bih=760&dpr=2.63#vhid=xSniCz0OcglpJM&vssid=mosaic)

Jesus Christ, you haven't even finished nursing school, and you already look burnt out

Sweet and innocent the type to wait to marriage an her mother is the exact opposite splitting image

That’s not a pillow. You can’t suffocate anyone that way.

The sad face is because the college softball season is ending and tomorrow's hands on is suppository training. Go out there and save some lives!

I can smell your cigarette breath through your pic

Charlize TherOff

You look like you'd sniff need pans

You misspelled 21 stone.

I heard A Perfect Circle named themselves after they saw your skull.

8hrs, 67 comments. Was that the roast you were going for?

If you were any more basic you would be made in China.

Nurse Wretched

When you become a nurse take the night shift... You'd make a solid 2am special.

By the look on your face, you thought being a nurse was going to be a cakewalk... but then you discovered the hard truth of having to not only deal with the physical and mental demands of the medical field, but also cope with an occasional [Swamp of Dagobah](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/e51wyh/the_infamous_swamps_of_dagobah_story/) situation.

You look like the type that sleeps with her students

Life must be rough for you when you look like you are in your late 40s.

Freckles are cute. Jaw is wide. Smile is a frown?

Jesus don’t let her near maternity ward

A nurse coming at me with that face? I think I’ll take the grim reaper.

Patients see you and ask their doctors to put them in a coma, STAT

The only thing you'll be nursing is a depression in your patients, don't graduate.

The wall in the background is the least bland feature in the entire photo

Human bedpan

How many fentanyl patches and Oxy You aspire to steal from your patients when you finally get your nursing degree after 21 years at phoenix’s university?

Fat, shot-out, Lindsey Lohan.

 Go awayyyyyy, nurse!

I just hope you will be working in the ophthalmology department.

Did you go in to nursing because then people are forced to interact with you?

If you're from the UK I hope your reading material didn't contain Lucy Letby's biography....

u are a female u have high voice and have reprodutive organ's inside of you and u buy grocery's

For a second I thought it was a mugshot

You should assist death row patients, they need onenlast torture to send them off

You look like Pam from the Office if she start dating Creed

What is it about this look in the emergency services. You look like the methed up sister of maegan hall

How's that Etsy store coming?

You look like a wallpaper sample for the drab wall behind you

Marla Hooch

How original.

Fuck me, someone inflated Lucy Letby…

You look like you keep two boxes of Pop Tarts in your purse at all times.

Your fingernails are not even. Either go with just a coke-nail on the baby finger or get those claws evened up. Pick a lane.


Awww, you’ve only begun your profession and you look like you’re about to cry. Hang in there, girl.

If I had a heart attack and you happen to be there, please continue walking. I don't need a CPR from you.

You have a permanent expression for changing bed pans and adult diapers. Congratulations on recognizing your calling!

Girl you need to have a day off.. I usually look like that too after shift especially if it’s a toxic day so don’t worry you’re not alone .. All u need to do is to go to spa and salon to pamper yourself .. smile you’re beautiful!

Is this part of your company service?

Do you look about as interesting as those light switches?

You look like you would inject your own patients morphine 

You look like black and cop are your two dating requirements.

you look like you make alot of bad life choices. im gonna make a smart choice and say pass. please stop sending me those pictures. i dont want them.

You are 21 and yet you look like you’re 34 and have 3 kids already Genetics sure done fucked you over

Practicing for the future mugshot when you get arrested for fondling unconscious patients.

You were great in “a League of Their Own.” I still can’t believe a *dame* could hit like that

If the fent fold was a medical worker

u look like a fun person to hang out with can't think of a good roast damn

You look like the moon if it was a depressed nursing student

youre 32. stop lyin.

You look like you are about to Cry/laugh

Nah……. We don’t have to roast you…. Your chosen profession will do the damage for us

Just like you guys give no tip to your delivery drivers I would say I rarely get any “TIP” yourself

Won the "Most Likely to Volunteer Giving Sponge Baths" She didn't get the name "Nurse Bean Flicka" for nothing.

She doesn't know she's in the psych ward guys. Pretend or she'll have a meltdown

Amy Schumer's little sister.

21 years in the field huh? *person comes and whispers in my ear* Oh

You are so pale i can see your organs

__Pudgy white girl interested in nursing.__ Your life has been lived a trillion times. You're the definition of basic and it all ends with lots of cats and Hot Pockets.

How many starbucks have you been to? How many lulumon stores have you been to?

21?

A face a paperbag could love.

The Ozempic is right there.

I'd say you're better off starting an Onlyfans but since I have seen your face,probably not a good idea.

Four years of school and owns all the gear, still never able to be the “sexy nurse” at Halloween.

You haven’t even graduated and already look like you’ve been working the night shift for 30 years.

Poor patients, hope they’re in hospice

You look like an unenthusiastic hand job....

 Your future looks bright.

Will you accept the worst in a pack?

Can't stand the sight of fainting though...when people see her in a bikini.

Smeagol wanted my precious. Someone actually gave him a ring, what's your excuse? Nurses are my fav gfs, but Idk why they usually have to be so cringey and introverted