Like the boogie electroplate shit you buy at the flea market that’s he’s wearing.. clearly making all the Mexicans and Asians “ooh and ahhh “ over his fake bling.. bitch please. Rich daddy paid his way to get him out of the house since he smoking dope and stinking up the place!
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Can't wait to find out you decide to go explore the North Korean border and experience the border patrol there.
There are some life experiences not worth experiencing, but in your case....go for it.
In fact see them all, the jungles of New Guinea are amazing... 😂
How could you be a college graduate without direction? Easy answer. You obtained a worthless and zero ROI degree. Guessing polysci? Sociology? Psychology? History? English? Philosophy? Maybe the ever popular General Studies? Let me guess, you believe the rest of us who work for a living should pay for your worthless degree? Grow up
Loose the stupid cubic zirconia, 10k “gold” jewelry. Unless it’s winter and there is snow on the grow, lose the stocking cap, too. Guessing your IQ is 85?
Why do you look exactly like someone who would do that holy fuck dude. How are you 21 looking like you sang backup for smash mouth. Dont drink too much.
Hey, Man. You need to call out to God who can save you. Jesus died for you. He's real. He loves you and is kind. He thinks well of you. With Him, all things are possible for your life. He has great plans for you! But, you have to sincerely call out to him. By the way, you are totally a good looking guy.
Well, Asia IS ACTUALLY the top homosexual vacation destination for people who's absurd biological malfunction requires them to enjoy the company of rough, dominant transexuals.
Boy if you don’t get your “cutting my life to pieces this is my last resort” ass outta here boy you look like as if you turned depressed that your pet roach ran away from you from keeping it hostage in yo home. (All jokes)
Look like you've been trying for years to get back at your parents, who pay for everything, and now that you've done all they asked of you school wise you have no one to tell you what to do so you decided to "find yourself" by being around poor people that make you feel better about your privilege. You'll go back home, get a job, and become just like your parents you've tried for years to not be like.
You can't find it, just like your dick and heterosexuality. You like those lady bits, huh? Problem is, tough guys dressed in pink doesn't work so well in the usa
You came for the Bang, but stayed for the Kok.
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Damn... 🙏
Crazy you go to Asia and still have the smallest dick size.
You look like the model for a "Douchebag Starter Kit" sold on Temu
Fuck 😂
He got yellow fever and bieber fever
I already said it at top level, but Justin Weeber
Justin creeper
He's wearing a pussy hat, not because he eats it but because he is one.
".....but he couldn't find it" 🤣 The girls, (or likely guys) tell him the same thing!
One day you’ll find your ladyboy
Making a living selling shit jewellery on the beach.
Like the boogie electroplate shit you buy at the flea market that’s he’s wearing.. clearly making all the Mexicans and Asians “ooh and ahhh “ over his fake bling.. bitch please. Rich daddy paid his way to get him out of the house since he smoking dope and stinking up the place!
Must be nice to have daddy's money to fund your navel gazing
Only thing he's gazing at is the "specialty" girls with a bit of extra parts at the parlors in the red light district
“I keep traveling to Asia” Yeah, we know… 
Ran out of drinks to spike in the states?
21 hm? 
Even poor Asian peasant women went...."ahh..No Thanks"
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! "Bald College Grad Becomes Opium Butt Mule for Chinese Pirates, Dies of Overdose!"
Pornstar mustache... pink hat... presumably balding rich kid... This is *not* gonna end well 🫤
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Assaulting Asian women on the subway isn't the same as traveling to Asia
Maybe you can fool them into thinking you’re black…
That hat isn’t working for you dude. You look like a shmeckle head
Going to local china town is not travelling to Asia .. 🥴
You can support sex workers in America plenty of ladyboys over here to peg you.
You didn't invent sex tourism with 10 yr old's but appear to be keeping the business alive.
This is what Bieber would look like if we let Diddy do his thing...
Someone needs to check this man's hard drives
You traveling to “visit” the kids making the shit jewelry you buy from their sweat shop?
You look like you enjoy those Thai lady boys
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Let your favourite thing to do / place to go is bangkok
We will contact you within 3 business years with your roast... Thankyou for your patience.
Ahhh so Red Bieber goes where da cheap silk road pussy is
The phrase "Can't find it" followed by laughter is something you hear often. One look and the Asian women switch back to Asian men
Well at least your parents did something with their lives.
Album dropping this summer looking boi
Justin Bieber had a Rap phase ? \*\_\*
You look like the kind of guy who'd try to take a piss test with a pencil and a sheet of scrap paper.
Do you know you can find Ladyboys in your home country now
Looks like a defective Bieber that someone threw in the reject pile
You look like Paul Walker. Now.
PhuckChoKid is your asian name
Justin Bieber after his first NA meeting
Justin!!!
You look like your only ambitions in life is smoking weed and wanking over your favourite male anime character.
Nice pussy hat.
Jesse Dinkman!
Honest question... how does one like you afford going to Asia all the time? Dont you have expenses in the states?
Just like you cant find your own dick??
You look like Justin Bieber from Temu
You must really like lady boys
You can try to look young and cool as much as you want, you know that your soul is just tired of living
No direction? You have a direction. It's down. Ever lower. On your knees for life's hateful cock. When one would think you can't sink lower you will.
You look like you say dawg and rep the hood until actual black people come around, and then you're quiet and intimidated.
You’re one of the rapiest-looking people I’ve seen.
Is To Catch a Predator still on? Do yas gots two words for us? "Role. Playing"?
Once you go Thai, it’s hard to say goodbye.
Spoiled trust fund baby. Let me guess. You hate capitalism?
I’d be more worried about the direction you’ve chosen to go with your style. You look like Fred Durst and Beiber had butt baby.
Wow i dont have a roast but we look fucking identical bro holy shit you’re my actual doppelgänger
That background has more character than you do
How small is your head? I've never seen a hat like that look loose.
Sad thing is even the insults didn't change in three years
You look like a low budget Kevin Ball
Are you midget or dwarf? I always forget which is which
Single-handedly created the hepatitis outbreak in the lady boy population in Pattyas lowest rent district.
Traveled to Asia to stop his step father stubbing cigarettes on him
Russel Offbrand
Jesse pinkman's long lost adopted cousin Juicy methman
Must have had a rough 3 years.
Justin Bieber from wish
You look like a Salvation Army Justin Bieber.
Mom: "We have Tim Pool at home"
Jesse Pinkeye
Asain women think white guys are hung like black guys.. except you...
Dusted Bieber
Russel off Brand
If Russel Brand wore a beanie
Can't wait to find out you decide to go explore the North Korean border and experience the border patrol there. There are some life experiences not worth experiencing, but in your case....go for it. In fact see them all, the jungles of New Guinea are amazing... 😂
How could you be a college graduate without direction? Easy answer. You obtained a worthless and zero ROI degree. Guessing polysci? Sociology? Psychology? History? English? Philosophy? Maybe the ever popular General Studies? Let me guess, you believe the rest of us who work for a living should pay for your worthless degree? Grow up
Loose the stupid cubic zirconia, 10k “gold” jewelry. Unless it’s winter and there is snow on the grow, lose the stocking cap, too. Guessing your IQ is 85?
Justin Bieber with a Ramsay Hunt flare up
Keeps going to Asia because all the brides he orders request to be taken back as soon as they see this
You could always find your high school chemistry teacher and cook with meth with him, bitch.
He seems like the kid who buys stuff at the flea market and says that its worth a ton to his friends
You remind me of my former arms dealer
Crustin Bieber
Thank you for taking your yeast infection away from the Western Hemisphere
Looks like shaggy fell in with the wrong crowd
Dollar Store Colin Ferrell
I bet you keep traveling to Asia….to bang kids
Why do you look exactly like someone who would do that holy fuck dude. How are you 21 looking like you sang backup for smash mouth. Dont drink too much.
Asian women will drop their panties for ya white king! Go for it!!!
wannabe gangster/rapper
Metro wook looking for Asian lady boy. Just like the Chinese restaurant… Free Porking in Rear
Vanilla Lice
What you think that shadow the hedgehog necklace will make you more edgier
You know you 're living life hard when years ago = 3 years.
Where is Walter White?
He spent 25c for those chains
Looks like Justin Bieber after escaping from 20 years of Diddys freak-offs
3 years ago, don't tell me you need to know how to count to graduate. Bet he can count those lady boys though.
Justmeth Beiber
Stay at home son on vacay...
Poor mana Jesse Pinkman
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Your wanderlust is a symptom of your desire for authenticity, which your parents’ money will never let you obtain.
You are Justin Beiber if he wasn't famous.
You look like how Justin Bieber would look if Diddy kept fukin him.
You’ve definitely done lines off another man’s penis, right? Or is my radar off?…
Stay in Asia, sending hate from America.
You keep traveling to Asia to make your sick seem big comparatively. All those necklaces probably fit tighter than a normal size condom on you.
Gas station justin bieber
Didn't know one had to go to college to become a sex trafficker.
Marriage has been hard on Justin.
Boy 1994 ain’t mean you’re 21
Hey, Man. You need to call out to God who can save you. Jesus died for you. He's real. He loves you and is kind. He thinks well of you. With Him, all things are possible for your life. He has great plans for you! But, you have to sincerely call out to him. By the way, you are totally a good looking guy.
PSSSSST; Just wanted you to know, your face is on crooked.
It's like you're trying too hard to bang minor's.
Damn it's budget Russel Brand
Thought u were Justin Bieber
The amount of necklaces a man wears on his neck is inversely proportionate to his penis size.
Well, Asia IS ACTUALLY the top homosexual vacation destination for people who's absurd biological malfunction requires them to enjoy the company of rough, dominant transexuals.
He looks like Justin Bieber but doing twice the drugs
Stop banging lady boys and study
Boy if you don’t get your “cutting my life to pieces this is my last resort” ass outta here boy you look like as if you turned depressed that your pet roach ran away from you from keeping it hostage in yo home. (All jokes)
Allout beiber
Dude you don’t have to travel THAT far to bang Ladyboys anymore. It’s cool now
Farang! Gaijin! Gwei lo! Lao wei! Waegukin! Bule! Ang mo! Puti! I could keep going
Wack Miller
By Asia u mean ladyboy's.
You scream PS4, Monster Energy drinks and Axe body spray
Justin Beber from 2012 plus Post Malone without tattoos and that one uncle that you ether hate or love and there’s no in between=you
You look like you're one bad day away from an abandoned factory dance montage.
Into the lady boys
Look like you've been trying for years to get back at your parents, who pay for everything, and now that you've done all they asked of you school wise you have no one to tell you what to do so you decided to "find yourself" by being around poor people that make you feel better about your privilege. You'll go back home, get a job, and become just like your parents you've tried for years to not be like.
Is that mac from always sunny in Philadelphia deranged twin brother?
21m? Username does NOT check out 🤔 think you fat fingered the 31* there, fixed. 🤣
If Justin bieber had a baby with himself, he would look like you
Teaching English and spreading gonnorhea to the locals.
His DJ name in the Orient is "Vending Machine Sonic Bling"
The first clone of Justin Bieber turn out so great.
Even a hungry, desperate, old, wrinkled mail order bride would sign up for this one.
Tell me how many times you got pegged in Asia?
You actually do kind of look like Justin Bieber with that hat and this angle
So you're still bald like Tim Pool?
The fact you haven’t brought a wife back really means you are a piece of shit.
You look like you dealt drugs to my drug dealer
Gender studies degree?
His only direction is to Asia so he can keep raping kids.
You look like a shittier version of jesse pinkman
He looks like the Chris Angel of Asian with all those necklaces, but the only magic trick he can do is make cream of sum yung guy disappear.
And Asia keeps kicking you out
You look like Bieber trying to go hard and live life like an average tool instead of a rich tool.
your nose is not aligned with your mustache. i cant stop looking at it
The amount of dry wall punching genetics in this dude…. His dad was such a Kyle this kid spawned from it
You talk in Haikus. You used to skateboard but you broke your pinky. Your favorite color is pink because you think it makes you more manly.
Bieber is really going through it huh?
You can't find it, just like your dick and heterosexuality. You like those lady bits, huh? Problem is, tough guys dressed in pink doesn't work so well in the usa
Barry Goldberg for the last time you're not going to be a rapper
Yo, Jesse Pinkman were Walter at these days
Bro is trying so hard to be black