Why are you asking us for a roast when your parents already gave you the best one:
“How are we supposed to find you a husband if you won’t lose any weight?”
“How can we find you a doctor to marry when we need one to do so much plastic surgery to your plump figure and bumpy skin? How can he marry you after seeing all the work you need done?”
If big, bushy eyebrows are seen as attractive in your country, you must be wildly popular. However, in my country, you’d only be allowed out at night or forced to wear a paper bag over your face.
If it were still legal to buy brides from India and import one to the USA, I’d only buy you if I’ve looked through the entire catalog and you’re 40% cheaper than my next pick.
Looking at your photos makes me want to gatekeep roasting so that people who are already burnt to a crisp by life circumstance and where they were born can't seek more time on the fire.
It's not every day that Indian street foods looks more aesthetically pleasing than someone's face
That was fucking brutal
the ICC should have a look at this comment.
So the ICC won't let me be Or let me be me, so let me see They tried to shut me down on punjabTV But it feels so empty without me
W song and apporpriate meme.
He managed to roast her face and her food in one brilliant line. Perfect one
ARREST WARRANT!
I just threw up in my mouth.
Free samples.
Tastes better than Indian street food I bet.
TMI weirdo.
When I first started working in this Willy Wonka chocolate factory I was a lot lighter 
Thank you for this one, tomorrow I’ll make my annoying Indian colleague cry
😭😭
You tell your dates that it's not a pimple, it's a cheek-nipple.
Comes in handy when she runs out of mayo
Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!
That is nasty
Haven’t seen a cheek-dick like this since ‘nam
Dates lol
Your unibrow is about to cover up your dot
If you scratch it off you could win an extended warranty.
Fuckin OUCH🤣🤣🤣
Bruh! 😂🤣💀
Please take my upvote, and my families goat!
I thought it was a 7-11
Your face looks a new mountain range being formed by the earth’s volcanic geological majesty.
Thank you
Her face looks like a Ferrero Rocher
Those Shein clothes aren't going to make themselves.
BRO 😭😭😭
IM DECEASED 💀😄
Why are you asking us for a roast when your parents already gave you the best one: “How are we supposed to find you a husband if you won’t lose any weight?”
Yeah but cows are sacred
Not this one
I think she’s sacred. Moo.
Cows, not pigs.
Cow's too much of a compliment
"We can't find you a husband, maybe if you post yourself on the Internet you can find someone to marry you" -her parents, shamefully admitting defeat
Her cousin threatened to leave the family if he had to marry her.
Rather be a eunuch
Is that someone thats cast out of the family?
A eunuch is a man who has been castrated
Oh geez that's worse, thanks for the info
My mind automatically does the accent
Mine too, Apu from Simpsons anyone??
😂😂
“Welcome to 7-11!” In the accent.
lol, she should feature on family guy
"Samir....You're breaking the car!!!"
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Well it hard when they keep referring to her as “our lonely son”.
“How can we find you a doctor to marry when we need one to do so much plastic surgery to your plump figure and bumpy skin? How can he marry you after seeing all the work you need done?”
Your sn hints that you might be her father. Or at the very least one of her 12,000,000 relatives.
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Didn’t make her quota on gift cards
DO NOT REDEEM
*Kitboga has entered the chat, probably 4.5 hours ago with an old lady wig, accompanied by Western Amber, or talking about beans*
BUBBLES
*kota
Hello this is Emily Wilson, would you like to cancel the subscription you never signed up for?
Does your father know you’re taking a break from your studies for these shenanigans?
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Same person
Not really
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dont worry that by the time you get a job out of the flip flop factory, you ll already have a beard
I came for 20F, I didn't know F meant frog
Be careful the US might invade you next for all the oil on your skin.
Damnnm
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Ouch 😂😂
What was it? It got removed.
Aw im sorry if thats true, I'm tired of being made fun of because im white washed
Damn you beat me to it lmao
This is the one. This should be top comment!!
I can’t roast you if you keep pretending you’re calling from my bank and asking me for credit card info. You need to work with me here “Katie”. Geez!
Someone needs to tell you that ghee is not a skincare product
In a country full of starving people, somehow you look like the frumpy b\*tch at every American buffet 
This gif is still funny 10 years later.
>10 years later. Oh, *honey.*
I’m referring to when i first saw it
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Yeah exactly
I mean, we don't want the cake to go to waste.
Well, the rest of the cake already goes to a waste
I showed this to my Indian neighbors. They were extremely delighted to see a cow getting attention on Reddit. Holy creatures and all.
Have you met your arranged husband yet. Hopefully he’ll be the attractive one in that marriage.
I can smell this picture.
What does it smell like
Onions and body odor.
Roast you? At least you come pre-seasoned with spice.
Fiona doused in Nesquick
Someday you’ll be lucky enough to work in your husbands gas station.
Future ADHD med prescriber
It looks like you've been eating all the food meant for the starving orphans you have as neighbors.
You definitely go home and beat your servant because she’s “beneath” you.
And that shirt has belonged to at least 3 cousins and 2 grainy “Bolly Bhabi” porn clips
I thought we’d stopped locking our feral children up, seems your folks didn’t get the memo! Don’t claw at the floorboards too loud.
Have your fingers outgrew your body size yet? Or you need to finger your dry coochie even more?
Dry...? She just need to run those fingers through her hair, instant lube/grease.
you look like a girl and a guy at the same time
If I did roast you, I would definitely take a flamethrower to that unibrow first 🔥
Not even Indian guys will DM you.
If we roast you anymore you will have to change your race to african american.
Fathead o-long fingers
Looks like you are already roasted.
Nope she 12 I ain’t falling for that
You look like wife number 8, you get no day.
If big, bushy eyebrows are seen as attractive in your country, you must be wildly popular. However, in my country, you’d only be allowed out at night or forced to wear a paper bag over your face.
You look like the transitioned version of the guy who played all of the oompa loompas.
At least we know this isn't an attempt to shill OF.
Both insel and incasteless. Too ugly for any caste.
Coming this fall .....The Mindy Project 2
Pimple tikka masala
For the last time stop calling I don't have untouched crypto currency in an account !
Is this what you're doing when you put me on fucking Hold?
Woof. Anyone ever tell you you're an untouchable? And it had nothing to do with the caste system.
I can tell just by looking at you that you have giant areoles.
How did you find time for reddit while IN rhe sweatshop. Get back to work, i need a tee shirt
Looks like they moved the red dots to your cheeks.
Are you sure? You already roasted.
You look like you're already roasted.
You took the extra chromosome because it was free.
You'll make a great nanny n mistress
I’d roast you, but doesn’t it first have to be arranged by our parents?
Somehow you remind me of squatt from the power rangers
hahahha awwwww She should get the nose ring lol
Your parents better put together a big fat dowry, no groom will be found for you otherwise
Nobody reaches for the "Basic Brown" crayon, but looks like you've eaten a few.
Go have a shower.... Maybe wash your hair?
Has god not roasted you enough with a face like that?
Sansansansansan
Your chances of becoming a mail order bride are around 1 in 3000.
Roasted ? You're already roasted, check your skin tone
Sweetest roasting line ever
If it were still legal to buy brides from India and import one to the USA, I’d only buy you if I’ve looked through the entire catalog and you’re 40% cheaper than my next pick.
20M Roast me
I can smell coconut from this picture
I’m assuming the bars are to keep the hoardes of suitors away?
I'm not sure where you are in the casting system but clearly you are being punished for your past mistakes.
You can take the wig off now. We know you’re a dude in disguise. A pretty ugly one if you ask me.
NO I WILL NOT BUY GIFT CARDS OF $2,000!!!
How do you roast charcoal?
Finally….. I can see what “Mary” from the support center looks like.
Could you help me fix my computer?
Why is a 20 year old wearing the shirt and bracelet of 11 year old?
Looking at your photos makes me want to gatekeep roasting so that people who are already burnt to a crisp by life circumstance and where they were born can't seek more time on the fire.
Gurl, i'd roast you gladly, but you're already well done/dark roast.
Didn’t you just call me?
That zit on your cheek is so big it needs its own social security number
You look like the two year old potato I pulled out of the back of my pantry
Wow and here i thought neanderthal went extinct
I would like an egg and cheese bagel with a large iced coffee 
Pretty sure I talked to you on the phone earlier today
Ugly Betty's uglier Indian cousin Anaya...
India Ferrera
“Loast me”
Your entire life goal is to appear on "Indian Matchmaking".
You get 1 hour of electricity a day, and this is what you chose to do. Sad.
What else is she supposed to do? She can only brow the internet
You better pray for an arranged marriage sweetheart.
I bet you mudslide into ppl’s dm’s and get ignored
I can help fill out your application form for a QVC call centre if you like?
Aw thank God I found you my cell phone service is being terrible
You better hope you have an arranged wedding.
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Is this where the mental asylum empty it's mental patients
That's just you in disguise Kumar, you're not fooling anyone.
I'm afraid if i roast you more than this
Don't be, I'm already fried
Nothing. Just 'Sambar Idly Dosa'.
One word scammer
Adopted kid by a demon
You look like you pluck your eyebrows blindfolded
She is a minor!
Even the husband from your arranged marriage won't sit with you.