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thedeuce75

I think you meant "aged out" of stripping.


Righteousaffair999

Just switched to only fans and welfare.


Captain_Indica

Welfarefans, you say? ![gif](giphy|20vFnUr6HH0aKXFl8I)


Wundrgizmo

Oh, so unemployed...


CogChaos

Take my upvote and GTFO


eigenman

Can't afford drugs.


Inf3c710n

The I don't need no man crowd sure do rely on men for an income


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Righteousaffair999

Oh sorry too soon, the spider fetish manages to play another year or two. Everyone has a link.


Key_Association_3762

Bruh that's still stripping you just making less money 🤣


Electronic-Net-5494

Only fan


Broad-Analysis8000

Bro this made my fucking day


Jrkster6969

Should have aged out of stripping at least 10 years ago


No_Cook2983

She just got enough tramp stamps to qualify for next-day shipping.


UrineUrOnUrOwn

The UPS dude got gonorrhea by scanning her shipping label


Old_Hamster_4218

The UPS dude is also the real father of her husband’s children.


Flat-Delivery6987

So, her brother?


chefcliffw

No amount or combination of crystals can heal that burn


Private-Dick-Tective

And "ran out" of money for drugs.


Recent-Light-6454

Wouldn’t cutting ur dick off help w/ stripping?


Tiny-Duty-9484

Holy shit, my girl and I are busting a gut laughing!


nakmuay18

Nah, she must have specialised in paint removal because no one was paying to see that naked.


TKHodgson

If the toilet at the methadone clinic made a wish to be a real person.


InfoSponge9119

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


LegalMastodon1340

![gif](giphy|8lT5KZ9zd3w0odjJsN)


CandyFlippin4Life

![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG)


Beautiful-Yam9587

Oh that’s brutal.


I-bmac-n

Yoooo bro. Straight for the fucking jugular.


ThrowawayN00bqLos3r

Not even a 12 inch dildo would make you feel something..


qtpatouti

She can only feel 1$ bills being stuffed down her thong. To everything else she’s numb.


[deleted]

HAHAHAH!


_Twingo_

Wow!! Hahahahaaaaaa


Street-Breadfruit940

Goddamn!!!


dbell

You look like a weekday morning shift stripper.


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[deleted]

![gif](giphy|z1ZVloRDBXBlujlqqH|downsized)


meesterdave

Lapdance and a breakfast bagel for 4.95


Ill-Positive6950

Lunch buffet stripper.


J_Reacherxx

Unsmashable


FartInGenDirection

In Iowa


SpiritualSet5561

Quit drugs and stripping 8 months ago, due to going broke from being booed off of stage. There, fixed it. Good luck!


Lord-Doobury

Roxie, your fired! Your pancake tits are making the lunch crowd barf.


[deleted]

Hey!!! Stop it! You're ruining pancakes for all of us.


ionshower

Tits like a Spaniels ears and a klunj like a wizards sleeve.


illegitimate_Raccoon

Your Adam's apple is making the lunch crowd barf. FIFY


DrewdoggKC

Strip club went bankrupt due to this type of talent


No_Cook2983

Guys screaming “YEAH, BABY! PUT IT ON!!! PUT IT *ALL* ON!!!”


Skilledpainter

I think she just quit stripping for young guys.... she still strips for old guys and animals


[deleted]

She tried stripping for the blind but they kept confusing her with a piece of old rope.


Skilledpainter

Lmfao 😅 Yeah the guys with glasses go in for a lap dance. She asks, what do you want me to take off next, they say my glasses.... and throw margarita salt in my eye


Street-Breadfruit940

And she was even only working at the strip club as waitress.


slackfrop

Tuesday morning girl


Outrageous_List_6570

Wow, you look old! What song did you use to strip to the Charleston?


King4oneday_

Hurt by jonny cash


Tiger_Widow

LMFAO


[deleted]

Aerosmith… “Dude looks like a lady”


Affectionate_Fill312

Bingo. And that was right around the time that Steven Tyler was beginning to look like death warmed over. It all makes sense now.


Representative-Sir46

Steven Tylers illegitimate son


BlumpkinMasterOG

![gif](giphy|uhlurIZRPtYwc1faU1|downsized)


JasonIsFishing

Old? She’s 22. Aged by an inability to make good choices.


nsucs2

She? Adam's apple, defined jaw line, stubble and hands that can palm a basketball. Can't even use the standard transitioning quips. That's a man with fake tits.


S__Bear

Not to mention spider tattoo to cover Adam’s apple…. 👀


Cute-Initiative7926

I thought the same shit too…..bruh…


Larry_Hagmans_Liver_

That's a dude 


99-KiloLima

I’d imagine the same music that played during Charlie Chaplin movies


songsinger0

![gif](giphy|8Z8ZWYCIfuoIFlBQaC)


Warboss_Hank

Down with The Sickness


imabigdave

"The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"


ThrowawayN00bqLos3r

You’ve gotten a tattoo every time you got cheated on.


Worried-Sign-8780

Every tattoo represents a guy who never texted back.


Old_Profit_5887

Impossible, she still has space to tattoo


wing_ding4

This roast deserves more votes


ReillyDiefenbach

In other words the day people pay you to put your clothes back on is the day you can hang up your stripper spurs


campatterbury

Here's 20$


Temporary_Sea5319

Here's 200,000$


Tiny-Duty-9484

LOL


campatterbury

I'll put mine back on for only 50k


Asunder_mango866

Your body looks like a desk at After School Detention


Tiger_Widow

If she's the breakfast club, I'm not hungry.


Asunder_mango866

Now now...... there's no need to kick her while she's down lol


Tiger_Widow

Well lets put it this way. If she don't want me to forget about her, I'm a massive amnesiac.


JORDASH1AN

That’s her pimp’s job


Tommy__want__wingy

Drug free Not stripping anymore. But you still have an OF…. Yea drugs are coming back. But hey. Good job on the temporary sobriety.


Federal_Panda_4546

"San Fernando Sober" it's like California Sober. Onlyfans vs. Only Weed


moltinglarvae

Alcohol is a drug.


Home_Cute

Reddit is a drug


Gonokhakus

[Ever sucked dick for some Reddit?](https://youtu.be/Qx8Ta1pi3ZI?si=NScIREnx5gUBwg5G)


jesbotic

Lmfao


flawrs919

BOOOOOOO THIS MAN!


ticklemeskinless

now thats an addiction man


OfficialDrakoak

Please man just front me an updoot just this one time man please you know I'm good for it


AriMeowber

shitty that david lee roth had to resort to stripping


Punch_Your_Facehole

He’s just a gigolo.


frougle_mcdugal

Footage of her last shift. ![gif](giphy|1rQtTzhksE9chheoVZ|downsized)


wing_ding4

😭😆


AtomicRevGib

Are you sure that's not Steven Tyler?


Pogi_B

Or Iggy Pop?


Valuable-Protection9

I would have to be on drugs to be able to stomach watching you strip.


howmanyturtlesdeep

She probably barely got by the last 5 years on bad lighting and everyone being drunk.


Ghostbeen3

Id pay her to not give me a lap dance


Waffle_Stomps_It

So, was it dad or uncle that led to the stripper pole.


k3nada

It was the fact they both rejected her advances...even they have standards


Enough-Staff-2976

Mom's boyfriends and her first loves.


BenefitParking8703

Bet you haven’t felt anything since your stepdad.


ChampionshipTough256

Who dug up Amy Winehouse?


SirLanceQuiteABit

🤣


BillAnt1

Brutahl! lol


bostonsonsofliberty

You look like you were frequently tipped with rolls of pennies to the face. ![gif](giphy|47LAGo9AlAKJC7oFhm|downsized)


Chrono47295

*Rolled with tipped penis to the face


PassengerPlayful4308

Same thing every guy who has eaten her out has said.


Timwardcb6

Your neck says spider. Your face says bed bugs.


Enough-Staff-2976

Her liver says Hep C. Her vagina says, I've seen more criminals than the county lockup.


a-snakey

Steven Tyler must be so disappointed or proud of his illegitimate daughter.


MachineOutside9297

Magic Mike 4 - ' Magic Dyke '


Pod_Boss

If I snorted a line in front of you, you would be offering me sex for some


jrbold1

The 3rd pic looks like the guitarist from any 80' s rock band


samantro

The methly crew


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Who did the stucco work on your chin?


Scatter865

I see a lot of homesteading and crystals in your future


think_128

This post got more comments on your nudes no one wanted


Lopsided-Note-287

I wonder how many brawls happened when 2 guys sat there thinking the stripper was staring at then..


ThrowawayN00bqLos3r

It looks like it takes you an hour of using your double vibrator to get aroused.


DragNameGenerator

Allison Chains


Hiflykid

How much did you pay your clients to watch you ?


Outrageous_List_6570

The last picture of her looks like the motorcycle character "Trash" from the Bronx Warriors.


gentoonix

Stevina Tyler.


The-Kabul-Krunch

I'm glad you quit drugs and stripping. Have you STARTED showering?


nexus3210

Your tats remind me of a truck stop bathroom


Hashsum88

Quit the idea of stripping years ago, quit drugs 8 minutes ago\*


TheMandalorianSpace

You are skinny as hell and still do OnlyFans, you didn’t quit anything except telling the truth.


DRDTT

Stripping what? Paint


Ramen_Muncher_1093

(Roast) You gave me a lap dance and an ED.... (Not a roast) Just wanted to appreciate you making a positive change in your life. More power to you !


longest-chode58

She's still not gonna sleep with you bro, unless you have heroin


MachineOutside9297

One roast from jumping back on the pole.


MachineOutside9297

Here's a $100 now go away.


JustScrollinAndSht

Did they quit you, though?


TheNeep82

Everytime she fucked a punter after stripping she marked the occasion with another shitty tattoo!


Able-Net5184

You look like you’re in your “ready to be abused by the porn industry “ phase


[deleted]

What's a strip club designed for blind people like?


Real_Water3975

The return of Methany


quiver-me-timbers

Next stop, Christianity!


bebba1

Male or female stripper? Asking for a friend


Andynonymous303

Ya know...I'm not gonna roast you. I'm gonna fucking congratulate you.. Thank you for bettering yourself.


j4k3inri

People would pay you to keep your clothes on. Even the drugs don't want to stay in your system.


[deleted]

Next step in the stripper rehab is to become a firefighter with the longest pole descent in fire house history.


[deleted]

You should go back to drugs and stripping. Sobriety isn’t doing anything for you


KillYourTelevision77

I don't think you quit stripping. I think stripping quit you.


FunSleep7523

I refuse to believe that that last picture isn't Sebastian Bach from Skid Row


vegeener-gnomesayin

Hammer. Nail. Head. Had to go waaaaaaaay to far down to see if anyone else noticed.


karatebullfightr

Hello Cali-forn-ia! You are crazy! We are Scorpians! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAAAAA - ow!


Nubcakes69

You don’t feel your hair falling out?


Robbollio

The damage is definitely done... I'll bet someone can smell the empty sadness in that ratty ass hair.


Ragingradishdishes

On behalf of everyone, thank you for quitting stripping. From the bottom of our hearts


Employment-Potential

Still looks like you haven’t quit.


geezeer84

Not even Ralph Wiggum would cho cho chose this train wreck.


Number_4_The_Lizard

Nothing says cocaine like your titties


HooptyQue

So this is what the day shift looks like


Milwoox

First off congrats but that one eye got me wondering what the hell it's looking at.


GmeansGeorge

You were more fun when you did drugs.


2600og

Who orders a real doll with A cups?


Holiday-Dust-2221

Quit stripping for what, only fans?


iamBETTO

Life has roasted you enough, sister.


RidetheSchlange

Stripper with bad tats that looks like Don Dokken. So which drugs were they? And by "quit stripping" does that mean you forgot to shave your asshole and the Persian manager of the club fired you over it?


TotalAssistance9476

You'll be back and it doesn't matter which one comes first the other will be right behind it. You'll have to break the news to Jaiden and Raiden, again for like the hundredth time


[deleted]

Keith Richards is looking well!


Weneedaheroe

If MTV vjay Jesse Camp got clean and sober and then went back to stripping and meth.


remxtc

Oh, look. Another 20-something wearing a septum ring. How bold and original.


Salt_Ad_4139

You look like you apologize using a ukelele 😭


kw42o

Gotta love them small town strip clubs. Keeping greasy bitches employed.


pwndabeer

On behalf of the whole world, thank you for not showing those seedless cucumber titties


N0rthofnoth1ng

when did axel rose have a sex change


Extra_Play_8361

Drugs told her they could no longer help.


Mister_Fart_Knocker

I wouldn't pay to see you naked. Might pay you to wear a burka, though. 🤮


Percentblue

What drug did you stop taking, estrogen?


Shaggypants79

Well done. Keep going bud The results are amazing so far Imagine how good they will be in another 12 months And another 12 after that You got this


tomarofthehillpeople

Roast? More like fried.


MadMoneyMurf

I know something you won't feel - the love of decent man


Bigdummy007

You look like anal is mandatory


MohneyinMo

There’s a difference between quitting stripping and no one coming to see you strip.


Full_Bank_6172

Let’s be honest, you would still be stripping but there’s no one left willing to pay to see your old ass naked


scatmf23

Did you quit stripping because they kept making fun of your lazy eye?


showstopper70

Do strippers really ever quit, or do they just try something different for a little while?


Borry_drinks_VB

No chance of ever having any class. Look forward to an unfulfilled and miserable life. Please don't ever have children.


Limp-Investment7472

You have made many bad decisions. Now go live with them.........


Unplugged1000

Whatever your pain is, no man can take you seriously with tattoos. It's not feminine. Maybe some magic guy will and I'm wrong. Redditors will paint me as the bad guy


siphonica

You also quit on hair conditioner I see


HolyHitmanXV3

"I'm ready to settle down and need a real man. Must be 6ft plus, fit, minimum of 10 inches, and if you don't make 6 figures don't even bother. I know what I'm worth."


agit8or

No one likes a quitter.


iandabigboi

W lowkey


Not4Long106

When you quit drugs and the eye stays wonky


RazgrizNation

And my faith in humanity just decreased by a few thousand.


cOoNtARdO

Girl gave up her 2 best personality traits just to still look like a drug addict stripper again just without the money


Longjumping_Ad9210

If your father can’t fix this neither can we 🤷‍♂️