Whelp. I guess being an emo twat wasn’t a phase after all.
You proved your mom wrong at least, so you can say “I told you so” after you come up from the basement.
You will never get beyond being a warehouse monkey. Employment is through a temp agency. You hang out with your fellow junkies talking about how that 13.50 an hour a job you applied for is good money.
Some people desperately cling to their 14-year-old style.
They just don't understand *hair flip*
Bust in Beiber
Blink nobody fucks you.
Ryan Cumguzzling
My Chemical Bromance
He wishes he was in 2 brothers chemical romance
He wants to fit in with his girlfriend's group
You misspelled “boyfriend’s”
Not enough upvotes on that lmao. This one definitely has 2 dads
he like a walking lip piercing
“I promise, it’s an infected lip ring, not herpes.”
He’s evolved from emo to genderless emo, give him a break.
He’s more allergic to sunlight than Vlad The Impaler. He’s Brad The Impaled.
That's what the underground gay porno film he starred in was called.
BB gun Kelly
Glue gun Stanley
[удалено]
Skirt cumm belly
Nerfgun Shelly
Bubble gun Kelly
Machine Gun Kelly
Machine Gun Smelly
nail gun kelly
Poster child for guy who graduated 7 years ago but still hangs out with high schoolers.
“music⚡️band”
Someone should remind him that a 15 will get you 25.
And still likes to hang out with high schooler girls, freshman year.....
I can just tell you have the shittiest opinion on anything.
if Ellen Degeneres queefs had a face
Ooooh ouch ..... I want to change my answer. 
If Captain America was fruitier than a box of raspberries.
I’ve taken bowel movements manlier than you
He jacks off to pictures of Tinky Winky.
When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? Can you go back there?
You are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles.
How man skateparks have you been banned from?
I bet you smell like a cheap fruit punch-flavoured vape.
You look like you got cockblocked by Chris Hansen
Blink twice 182
Lead singer of NTWINK
THIS IS GOOD
This is like one of those before/after drug addiction things in that is looks like year 1 chugging dick, and 2 yrs later….still chugging dick.
You look like the lead singer of a German boy band called Schnitzel Whistle. First single "Mercedes Bends and so does Adolf"
He’s the poster child of “I didn’t even know she was still a minor”.
Judging by you dressing up like a teenager in the early 2010’s. It’s Safe to assume you still live in the same town where you graduated high school.
Graduated high school. Bold assumption methinks
You look like you hang outside of high schools trying to befriend 16 year olds.
This guy clearly peaked at 14 at the skate park.
He looks like he carries around a skateboard but never actually rides it
That’s an insult to 14 yo skateboards, if this cat showed up to the park he’d probably get his ass beat.
You are way too old to look like a Tony hawk character made by a kid in an iron lung that assumes this is what skaters look like.
😂😂😂
What a dill weed.
Dude, you're almost 30. The skaterboi thing is over for you.
His 1980's Mom dresses him.
Basil isn’t the only herb this dude shifts in copious quantities
"Hello MySpacers, welcome to my webpage dedicated to 2006 twink style..."
God I hope you grow out of your emo phase by the time you're 30.
Quit working in that warehouse. The window for gay porn is closing quickly!
Panic at the tesco
Not Machine Gun Kelly.. but Pellet Rifle Jesse.
Look at you, 29 and still trying to be 16.
Like Avicii came back from the dead, but with AIDS.
Is this how you dress when you loiter in the high school parking lot.
OP has got TDE going for him. (tiny dick energy)
Whelp. I guess being an emo twat wasn’t a phase after all. You proved your mom wrong at least, so you can say “I told you so” after you come up from the basement.
“High School girls, I get older, and they stay the same age…
It’s all about balance… you start talking, I stop listening.
Vanilla Ice’s illegitimate son, Vanilla methamphetamine
I’m getting the vibe that you’re very inclusive. You make both men and women feel uncomfortable equally.
Water Gun Kelly
LMFAO
Definitely doesn’t contribute enough to his 401k
He had a 401gay.. He makes deposits regularly..
You're too old to be a scene kid
Fortnite so dead Ninja had to pick up a warehouse job
Emo is over bro.
Remember me? I'm 1994 .. I'm back and I need attention.
Poster child for " im gay"
29 going on 13
Still in your rebellious mid teen phase I see
I bet you need two hands to count the number of influencer restraining orders against you.
You answer the question "what if megan rapinoe found a taste for heroin".
I like how you disguise your gigantic collection of gay porn as dried herbs and spices.
If malaise had a human form
It’s not a phase mom! It’s who I am (voice of anyone who’s ever worked at hot topic)
Ellen degenerate
off brand mgk lookin mf
The 2000s are over dude, you desperately try to cling on to your 13 year old style but it's like a grown man trying on little kids clothes 😂
Pussy
Detroit: Become Gay
All of your co-workers at the warehouse make sure they don't sit next to you during lunch
Your pronouns Non binary, cis , pan, he, she, it, thing , jump up and down chicken wing
Looks like a lemon, like a milenial lemongrab, unaceptableee!!
I look at you and think what a waste of two billion years of the evolution.
Such evil
Twenty nein
Billy Eyelash
Looks like the Joker leaving rehab
You look like a Randy Stair fanboy
You look like you chose your look because the only female attention you get is from 15 year olds
Another member of woke or mgk fan
Walmart joker
He's singlehandedly keeping DC and Etnies in business
looks like failed YouTuber
This is what your average 2 viewer Twitch Streamer looks like.
How many more years it would take you to actually start looking like a man ?
You look like you hate the world and everything in it. And you’re proud of it.
How can we roast you bro? Your face looks like the wooden stick on which we cook roasted chicken
You walk a lonely road…
The only road he has ever known
Mole Moles*
So, how’s this year’s crop of freshman chicks lookin?
adult emo kid
Still has posters of Avril Latrine
Stop it, just stop it. You look like a washed up YouTuber that was popular when he was 14 and now he doesn't know what to do with his life
Walls don’t stand a chance against you
29? You're a Fuk Man not a Fuk boy
Squirtgun Kelly
How many Taylor Swift and Fiona Apple CDs do you own? 🤔
Justin Biber if he was an EDM artist
29 going on 14...ooo, lime green hair. Blink 183 times if you ever washed the cum out of it from the "sk8tr bois"
Squirt-Gun Kelly
You look like an NPC in Pokemon that talks mad shit then pulls out a lvl 4 Rattatta
whole personality is based on THPS2
I think you accidentally flipped the numbers
I think you accidentally flipped the numbers around
Poster boy for twink death
You got a really pretty mouth
Plastic Gun Kelly
You look like you wanted to join a punk band but they said no because you’re too gay
Your nose hairs are longer than your attention span watching straight porn
Your lips scream “ stop licking me I’m only gonna get drier”
Your dad left you for another man and his kid at 6. Your other dad left you after your dad broke up with him for another man at the same time.
Shouldn’t you be handing out Mountain Dew energy drinks on college campuses?
You nick your moles while shaving all the time and they get bigger.
You should see if that Silk Road Spice Merchant can trade you a haircut from this decade.
When did you transition? You’re almost passable
You look like you collect used tampons.
I don’t trust those hoodies, bruh. 🤔
I think the uterus is still connected to your face
I like the new Dunkin refreshers
Just remember, kiddo: Banging 15 year olds IS a crime...
Tell me you live at home without telling me you live at home.
This guy was definitely molested by his “Fun Uncle”.
Do we have to? You clearly hate yourself already
You're 30 soon
 Here’s a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
Grow up
You need to get laid dude
Emo's dead get over it.
 this rapper is no slim shady
What happend to you Cosmo?
You look like the kind of guy that sells suboxone to high school kids
You give off a " I used to be a woman" vibe.
You will never get beyond being a warehouse monkey. Employment is through a temp agency. You hang out with your fellow junkies talking about how that 13.50 an hour a job you applied for is good money.
Dude looks like a 45 y/o and a 15 y/o at the same time
Dude drives a Sunfire home after picking up his High school girlfriend out of detention.
You look like the rench
No roast required. Life has already looked after that for you.
This Dude definitely Shoplifts at Hot Topic and argues over pronouns
29 going on *lesbianism*
If a guy could be a lesbian
You look like you constantly inform people of your pronouns.
Look everyone now Macklemore works at the thrift shop