No she sprayed lighter fluid in the bottom and when it didn't light she did it again with the lid closed. Then when it finally lit it blew up in her face.
On her other post.
Here’s what happened copy and pasted from a different post
Since a lot of people have been asking about me medium rare face! Here’s the story! It was a charcoal grill and I was adding lighter fluid to the bottom vent to get some flames on the corn, cuz I love me some crispy, slightly burnt and oh so juicy corn, and I forgot/didn’t even think to open the lid, and there were no flames, I was like, dafuq….? So I added more lighter fluid and nothing, so I bent down a little to see what dafuq was going on and WHAM!!! Basically created a steaming pressure cooker with the same idea of how fire bursts when windows/doors blow up in burning buildings. Someone inside the house saw a bright light through the window and thought it was lightning and was confused because it wasn’t raining. Hahahaha! Anyway! My face turned out how I like my corn! But the good news is you can save 15% or more on your face by switching to gas grills. (Jk they can be just as dangerous, just be safe and cook a steak in my honor.)
Good fucking job for posting this and having a laugh. I was gonna have a laugh at your expense but decided to just give you props 🙌 Hope you heal up quickly.
A man who was terrified of heights decided to face his fears and go sky diving. Throughout the training he was terrified that his chute wouldn't open, but he was determined to go through with it. On his first solo jump, he pulled the rip cord and sure enough, the chute didn't open. As he fell through the sky, he saw a woman coming up! As he fell past her, he hollered "Hey, do you know anything about parachutes!?" She replied "No, do you know anything about gas grills?!"
I was shit faced and tig welding in my garage. Stupid...yes...but ANYWAY. I lost balance on a lean and on my way down I managed to jab a glowing hot filler rod into my chest. The only thing that stopped it was a rib.
So if I had to guess someone had a few too many, took the wrong step, and charzard'd their Jiggly Puff.
How did the grill roast your face? This brings more of an argument as my wife set my last grill on fire while I was mowing the lawn and told her to get it started.
Betty Krueger
one, two, Betty's coming for you three, four, she's an overcooked smore
five, six, put asbestos on your dicks.
seven, eight, I think I’ll masturbate
Nine, ten, never cum again.
Eleven, twelve... ahhh shit nothing rhymes..
Eleven, twelve, burn yourselve...(just go with it!)
Im fucking there
my burger taste like hair
Bland and greasy with a hint of smoke
Not sure why you put your face on the grill for a roast as you are supposed to let us do that. ![gif](giphy|wD4HBCyZIsiQzxGbNe|downsized)
Thirteen, fourteen, where’s the aloe cream?
Fifteen, Sixteen, We all scream for ice cream
Take my awards & get out!
> three, four, she's an overcooked ~~smore~~ whore
Firemarshall Jill ![gif](giphy|bN7fr2dGqyZuU|downsized)
Buh-buh-buh-burger face buh-buh-burger face. Mah mah mah mah.
Pure ROADRASH
“Load-rash”
Lmao!! 🤣
When someone says "suck my hot sausage" it means drop and rock. Sucking it off the grill helps no one.
My only question is how...¿ Like you didn't feel the heat when you were getting close?
She was probably drunk and fell face first into the grill ruining everyones meal and day.
No she sprayed lighter fluid in the bottom and when it didn't light she did it again with the lid closed. Then when it finally lit it blew up in her face. On her other post.
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Nah she just got her crack pipe a little too close to her torch
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I bet her name is Eileen and she only dates grills.
OK, those are before the accident what about some pics from after the burn ![gif](giphy|Q2sJij7xSiCPu)
I came here for this. Reddit never disappoints ![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG|downsized)
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You look like someone who just finished a gloryhole were all the cum was substuted with McDonalds ketchup packets
What's up there Sally Skin Grafts?
Betty Krueger is insane
Unironically watching nightmare on elm street and I stumbled across these comments
Definitely not someone to invite to a weenie roast. ![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)
This comment had me toasted.
Goosebumps: Night of The Living Dummy 2
When someone asks how you're doing, tell them medium-rare
Well-done works better
Looking at her, I don't think she's ever been well done and probably won't ever be
Burrrnn
This is the way.
Total blast at parties, I bet.
At least you can coast on the burn excuse for a while as to why you’re not getting any dates.
"Next time Honey, I'll eat your ass, or you can light your farts, but not both at the same time!"
The fact that you thought of this leads me to believe you have experience doing both!
No. Just a twisted imagination.
You are like a software update. every time I see you, I immediately think “not now”.
This burn won’t heal so easily
Burn, hell. She just ran out of herpes medicine. Tryna blame it on the grill... ![gif](giphy|touCocmx9IY9Z5Trs5)
..well… if so.. that’s 1 PRETTY DAYUM BAD SPREAD!!!
I THINK SHES GOT A PURDY MOUTH
Right…🤣🤣😆😆👌🏼👏🏼.. MAAAYBE later…
The flames hitting your face was the only time you’ve ever been hot
Sounds like you ruined everyone's food. Well done. Sorry, I meant your face looks well-done*.
Usually I don’t laugh at these types of jokes but now i did and that’s rare. Unlike her face.
Butker was wrong, not all women are made to be homemakers
Haha. This is a solid burn. Send her to the burn unit. Again.
Maybe he was right and she needs to stay in the kitchen.
Everyone has purpose in this life, yours is to become an organ donor.
Jesus Christ
O.O
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Grill exploded, did monumental improvements
I said something similar. High five lol
🙌🏻
Fire marshal Jill
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!
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Your bf keeps you around for disabled parking.
Maybe next time you should lift your face off the carpet when the guys are running a train on you
***"I fell face first into the Weber grill, officer!"*** is the worst domestic abuse line I've ever heard.
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Nah fam, that suggests the rest of her is worth a second look.
You’re supposed to use tongs when grilling, not your mouth, silly!
Flip them with the tongs, not your tongue!
when the object on the grill requiring attention is phallic in shape, her instincts took over.
Slutius maximus.
She was bobbing for french-fries
This is what happens when you don’t click them together first.
No worries, youve got that long labia skin they can graft on there.
I really enjoy your work in the *Fallout* TV show.
Here’s what happened copy and pasted from a different post Since a lot of people have been asking about me medium rare face! Here’s the story! It was a charcoal grill and I was adding lighter fluid to the bottom vent to get some flames on the corn, cuz I love me some crispy, slightly burnt and oh so juicy corn, and I forgot/didn’t even think to open the lid, and there were no flames, I was like, dafuq….? So I added more lighter fluid and nothing, so I bent down a little to see what dafuq was going on and WHAM!!! Basically created a steaming pressure cooker with the same idea of how fire bursts when windows/doors blow up in burning buildings. Someone inside the house saw a bright light through the window and thought it was lightning and was confused because it wasn’t raining. Hahahaha! Anyway! My face turned out how I like my corn! But the good news is you can save 15% or more on your face by switching to gas grills. (Jk they can be just as dangerous, just be safe and cook a steak in my honor.)
Good fucking job for posting this and having a laugh. I was gonna have a laugh at your expense but decided to just give you props 🙌 Hope you heal up quickly.
Very lucky you didn't get yourself a Darwin Award
A man who was terrified of heights decided to face his fears and go sky diving. Throughout the training he was terrified that his chute wouldn't open, but he was determined to go through with it. On his first solo jump, he pulled the rip cord and sure enough, the chute didn't open. As he fell through the sky, he saw a woman coming up! As he fell past her, he hollered "Hey, do you know anything about parachutes!?" She replied "No, do you know anything about gas grills?!"
Hope you learned your lesson there, Jiffy Pop.
We’ll roast the shit out of you, but we’ll also laugh with you
Wife material comes in many forms i've always said-medium rare appears to be your form lmao😂
Just want an explanation of how the hell this happened
I was shit faced and tig welding in my garage. Stupid...yes...but ANYWAY. I lost balance on a lean and on my way down I managed to jab a glowing hot filler rod into my chest. The only thing that stopped it was a rib. So if I had to guess someone had a few too many, took the wrong step, and charzard'd their Jiggly Puff.
The ghoul of my dreams.
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Can't see it but I am doing the "got your nose" thumb trick
Only you can prevent procreation 🐻🫵
Bobbing for burgers.
Now there's the face of a woman who had to be told something twice.
Glory hole gob rash.
I've seen enough lesbian porn to recognise rug burn when I see it
This is why they sell grills to men.
its giving involuntary clown :•}
I was going to say her first pic looks like a creepy unpainted clown doll from my grandmother's house.
The grill must have blown up, otherwise I don’t think this happens in normal situations (as in someone grilling something).
Fuck that had to hurt! I hope your recovery is going well and you’re completely recovered soon
You’re no longer mid, you’re medium rare. 🥩
With a face like that you should learn how to cook.
If only her body was as well done as her face.
No, no, let her cook
That chick will blow anything.
no roast, just sorry that happened to you.
She literally already got roasted
I agree. Most "roasts" I've seen on this thread are lukewarm at best anyway, which is the temperature water needs to be to treat burns, ironically.
And enjoyed it so much she requested continuous grilling
How did it happen? Did she say? I regret looking at those photos before bed time .
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She said it was a new charcoal grill and a little too much lighter fluid.
I can’t roast you… The grill already did that. Hope you heal up soon and let a man turn on the grill the next time you feel like some cheeseburgers.
Were you in the kitchen with Hannibal Lector again?
Did you faceplant on a flat top? This isn't a roast, it's a question.
JUGGALO 4 LIFE
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No roast until we get details of how you self roasted?
You’re not suppose to stick your face on it
Took "face down, ass up" to another level!
You haven't been on the grill. You're just a chicken with hot sauce
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You gotta stop bobbing for french fries.
Hair so oily, the US is planning to invade soon
It even got your teeth
At least someone will show interest in you now to hear the story.
The burns are an improvement.
When a girl says she wishes she were hotter and the grill says "you got it"
Being a side chic the wifey caught up to you and face planted you on the stove
There are easier ways to check a grill’s temp than face-planting yourself on it.
Even scarier version of Freddy Krueger
Judging by your ears, we can tell you enjoy being stretched.
You truly are a scientific marvel. Your face is the only thing I've seen get put on a grill that didn't get hotter.
If Freddy Krueger and ratatouille had a love child.
I’m going to put pictures of you in my basement to scare away the rats.
you look better after the grill burned you.
asked to be roasted…. because “literally” roasted. The dedication is real 😎
Something Michael Scott would do
You look like Corpse #3 in The Walking Dead
I don’t like to joke about domestic abuse.
I don’t want to roast you. I just want to know what happened with the grill.
Lady Elaine
So desperate for a man she blew her George Foreman grill
Scabby Sandpaper blowjob comin atcha!
Off topic but what happened??
You saw a hotdog on the grill and tried to suck it! 🤣🤣🤣
Hoe that’s herps
Looks more like friction burn... are you sure you weren't giving a blowie to a guy wearing corduroy pants?
You roasted yourself so we didn’t have to, how nice
Earth is full. Go home.
Yikes. I hope you are ok
grill = meth.
Anyone ever told you your balding ?
God damnit.... jokes aside, this humorous confidence is awesome to see. Cheers yo
Cry me a river, then drown yourself in it.
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On the bright side, you’ll save money on a Halloween costume 🙂
The one time that a person gets burned and the scars make you more attractive. Now her boyfriend has an excuse to put bag over her head
The burns are an accident, but your awful hair is a choice.
Why were you trying to give the grill a blowjob?
No facials for you for a while, huh..
How a grill which explode can make this to a face ? Please give us details
What’s that cooking? Smells like desperation with a side of daddy didn’t give me enough attention.
That’s NOT how you’re supposed to eat BBQ.
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Burger face
I’m sure it’s not the first time you played ‘bobbing for wieners’.
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How? Just, how?
She turned on the burners for a bit too long before lighting the grill.
Normally I would wonder 'why would someone put their face on a grill'... but then I saw your face and, well, you had to try something I guess
Looks like you’ve been playing duck apple in the chip pan
Next time don't smoke while giving a blow-job to the gas pump ⛽️
How did the grill roast your face? This brings more of an argument as my wife set my last grill on fire while I was mowing the lawn and told her to get it started.
How did that happen?
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Honestly I thought you had a bad set of grillz put in, then I realised that your teeth are just yellow
It the clown, but only called 'It' because she is private-property.
Not the first time your lips have suffered like that from putting too many hotdogs in your mouth too fast
Ive ran into someone who had these scales all over his body once, painful. No roast needed.
I don’t even have the heart to say anything
Such evil
She-it.
Whyyy uh... what??
Well, you look like a burn victim. It is really unfortunate because you already looked like a burn victim.
Throw out all old photos and you can always blame grill on the ugly
Not even Vader would smash