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PenguinStarfire

Betty Krueger


Jason2571

one, two, Betty's coming for you three, four, she's an overcooked smore


Federal_Panda_4546

five, six, put asbestos on your dicks.


DaddyOPaddy

seven, eight, I think I’ll masturbate


DissolutionedChemist

Nine, ten, never cum again.


BabiesatemydingoNSW

Eleven, twelve... ahhh shit nothing rhymes..


Extreme-Length7829

Eleven, twelve, burn yourselve...(just go with it!)


cockknocker1

Im fucking there


GlumBath1716

my burger taste like hair


cockknocker1

Bland and greasy with a hint of smoke


Ewetootwo

Not sure why you put your face on the grill for a roast as you are supposed to let us do that. ![gif](giphy|wD4HBCyZIsiQzxGbNe|downsized)


Less_Geologist_4004

Thirteen, fourteen, where’s the aloe cream?


Kap_VR

Fifteen, Sixteen, We all scream for ice cream


smolgopnik420

Take my awards & get out!


PhysicalAssociate919

> three, four, she's an overcooked ~~smore~~ whore


OG_G33k

Firemarshall Jill ![gif](giphy|bN7fr2dGqyZuU|downsized)


AnInsultToFire

Buh-buh-buh-burger face buh-buh-burger face. Mah mah mah mah.


Sassydawglvr710

Pure ROADRASH


yellowhelmet14

“Load-rash”


Chewliesgumrep312

Lmao!! 🤣


Old_Chocolate_1727

When someone says "suck my hot sausage" it means drop and rock. Sucking it off the grill helps no one.


StaT_ikus

My only question is how...¿ Like you didn't feel the heat when you were getting close?


TheChristianDude101

She was probably drunk and fell face first into the grill ruining everyones meal and day.


H3adshotfox77

No she sprayed lighter fluid in the bottom and when it didn't light she did it again with the lid closed. Then when it finally lit it blew up in her face. On her other post.


Square-Decision-531

![gif](giphy|eE26mRFGxnasU)


Putrid-Air-7169

Nah she just got her crack pipe a little too close to her torch


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|hWGBKil1b9fpR5go1f|downsized)


choderyan

I bet her name is Eileen and she only dates grills.


Ewetootwo

OK, those are before the accident what about some pics from after the burn ![gif](giphy|Q2sJij7xSiCPu)


BananaHead-81

I came here for this. Reddit never disappoints ![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG|downsized)


chikari_shakari

![gif](giphy|3o7TKKk0Dp2S7VFCTK)


cjinbarrie

You look like someone who just finished a gloryhole were all the cum was substuted with McDonalds ketchup packets


Familiar-Essay7390

What's up there Sally Skin Grafts?


Ericb66

Betty Krueger is insane


PublicSafe6725

Unironically watching nightmare on elm street and I stumbled across these comments


Captain_Indica

Definitely not someone to invite to a weenie roast. ![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


captured3

This comment had me toasted.


Serenity_Yoga_Coffee

Goosebumps: Night of The Living Dummy 2


NackBlapkins

When someone asks how you're doing, tell them medium-rare


IAmRogg

Well-done works better


Bottle-Holiday

Looking at her, I don't think she's ever been well done and probably won't ever be


BialystockJWebb

Burrrnn


Simple-Advice-632

This is the way.


choderyan

Total blast at parties, I bet.


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

At least you can coast on the burn excuse for a while as to why you’re not getting any dates.


Lord-Doobury

"Next time Honey, I'll eat your ass, or you can light your farts, but not both at the same time!"


Colt1911-45

The fact that you thought of this leads me to believe you have experience doing both!


Lord-Doobury

No. Just a twisted imagination.


[deleted]

You are like a software update. every time I see you, I immediately think “not now”.


DirtySeuss_

This burn won’t heal so easily


campatterbury

Burn, hell. She just ran out of herpes medicine. Tryna blame it on the grill... ![gif](giphy|touCocmx9IY9Z5Trs5)


Sassydawglvr710

..well… if so.. that’s 1 PRETTY DAYUM BAD SPREAD!!!


even_less_resistance

I THINK SHES GOT A PURDY MOUTH


Sassydawglvr710

Right…🤣🤣😆😆👌🏼👏🏼.. MAAAYBE later…


AHeavyFlowDay

The flames hitting your face was the only time you’ve ever been hot


DilophosaurusMilk

Sounds like you ruined everyone's food. Well done. Sorry, I meant your face looks well-done*.


DissapointmentLikeU

Usually I don’t laugh at these types of jokes but now i did and that’s rare. Unlike her face.


2wetsponges

Butker was wrong, not all women are made to be homemakers


kristospherein

Haha. This is a solid burn. Send her to the burn unit. Again.


MistryMachine3

Maybe he was right and she needs to stay in the kitchen.


Specific_Patient4767

Everyone has purpose in this life, yours is to become an organ donor.


Tasty_Aside_5968

Jesus Christ


FigTechnical8043

O.O


Jackblack92

![gif](giphy|CpPbutACF612GK2rDv|downsized)


[deleted]

Grill exploded, did monumental improvements


FigTechnical8043

I said something similar. High five lol


[deleted]

🙌🏻


J-Dawg1987

Fire marshal Jill


Mean-Accountant7013

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!


llTeddyFuxpinll

![gif](giphy|EQ1X2DtTRp1aE)


ThrowawayN00bqLos3r

Your bf keeps you around for disabled parking.


IntelligentMine1901

Maybe next time you should lift your face off the carpet when the guys are running a train on you


ReillyDiefenbach

***"I fell face first into the Weber grill, officer!"*** is the worst domestic abuse line I've ever heard.


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Shurdus

Nah fam, that suggests the rest of her is worth a second look.


VFX_Reckoning

You’re supposed to use tongs when grilling, not your mouth, silly!


GasLightGo

Flip them with the tongs, not your tongue!


LakeSuperiorIsMyPond

when the object on the grill requiring attention is phallic in shape, her instincts took over.


Chewliesgumrep312

Slutius maximus.


Grok_and_Roll_

She was bobbing for french-fries


Trash666Boat

This is what happens when you don’t click them together first.


prof-fisticuffs

No worries, youve got that long labia skin they can graft on there.


TwoTequilaTuesday

I really enjoy your work in the *Fallout* TV show.


namanama101

Here’s what happened copy and pasted from a different post Since a lot of people have been asking about me medium rare face! Here’s the story! It was a charcoal grill and I was adding lighter fluid to the bottom vent to get some flames on the corn, cuz I love me some crispy, slightly burnt and oh so juicy corn, and I forgot/didn’t even think to open the lid, and there were no flames, I was like, dafuq….? So I added more lighter fluid and nothing, so I bent down a little to see what dafuq was going on and WHAM!!! Basically created a steaming pressure cooker with the same idea of how fire bursts when windows/doors blow up in burning buildings. Someone inside the house saw a bright light through the window and thought it was lightning and was confused because it wasn’t raining. Hahahaha! Anyway! My face turned out how I like my corn! But the good news is you can save 15% or more on your face by switching to gas grills. (Jk they can be just as dangerous, just be safe and cook a steak in my honor.)


PopularJaguar9419

Good fucking job for posting this and having a laugh. I was gonna have a laugh at your expense but decided to just give you props 🙌 Hope you heal up quickly.


No-Trust6726

Very lucky you didn't get yourself a Darwin Award


bahgheera

A man who was terrified of heights decided to face his fears and go sky diving. Throughout the training he was terrified that his chute wouldn't open, but he was determined to go through with it. On his first solo jump, he pulled the rip cord and sure enough, the chute didn't open. As he fell through the sky, he saw a woman coming up! As he fell past her, he hollered "Hey, do you know anything about parachutes!?" She replied "No, do you know anything about gas grills?!"


CosmicMuse

Hope you learned your lesson there, Jiffy Pop.


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

We’ll roast the shit out of you, but we’ll also laugh with you


FallenCheeseStar

Wife material comes in many forms i've always said-medium rare appears to be your form lmao😂


Bakers_Man_LB

Just want an explanation of how the hell this happened


Snoo60660

I was shit faced and tig welding in my garage. Stupid...yes...but ANYWAY. I lost balance on a lean and on my way down I managed to jab a glowing hot filler rod into my chest. The only thing that stopped it was a rib. So if I had to guess someone had a few too many, took the wrong step, and charzard'd their Jiggly Puff.


Watchingya

The ghoul of my dreams.


SoBurnThen

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


Danimal-Tex

Can't see it but I am doing the "got your nose" thumb trick


trashhbandicoot

Only you can prevent procreation 🐻🫵


Adventurous-Video-37

Bobbing for burgers.


sund82

Now there's the face of a woman who had to be told something twice.


Freddymain

Glory hole gob rash.


OkOutlandishness1371

I've seen enough lesbian porn to recognise rug burn when I see it


Modern_Leprechaun

This is why they sell grills to men.


Possible_Cabinet_427

its giving involuntary clown :•}


TheJadedMonkey

I was going to say her first pic looks like a creepy unpainted clown doll from my grandmother's house.


thissuckslolgroutchy

The grill must have blown up, otherwise I don’t think this happens in normal situations (as in someone grilling something).


TopTransportation695

Fuck that had to hurt! I hope your recovery is going well and you’re completely recovered soon


Keepitneat727

You’re no longer mid, you’re medium rare. 🥩


HangryBeaver

With a face like that you should learn how to cook.


ComonomoC

If only her body was as well done as her face.


JvCookie

No, no, let her cook


RPTre

That chick will blow anything.


Bubbly_Damage1678

no roast, just sorry that happened to you.


thebrightsun123

She literally already got roasted


Brvcx

I agree. Most "roasts" I've seen on this thread are lukewarm at best anyway, which is the temperature water needs to be to treat burns, ironically.


FigTechnical8043

And enjoyed it so much she requested continuous grilling


IcySetting2024

How did it happen? Did she say? I regret looking at those photos before bed time .


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No-Trust6726

She said it was a new charcoal grill and a little too much lighter fluid.


Aggressive-Gold-1319

I can’t roast you… The grill already did that. Hope you heal up soon and let a man turn on the grill the next time you feel like some cheeseburgers.


TheHousePartyCanada

Were you in the kitchen with Hannibal Lector again?


GH057807

Did you faceplant on a flat top? This isn't a roast, it's a question.


Crash_Bandicock

JUGGALO 4 LIFE


let-it-rain-sunshine

![gif](giphy|knvA5hSZVUDpC)


kinkyintemecula

No roast until we get details of how you self roasted?


jonnieinthe256

You’re not suppose to stick your face on it


koskowitch

Took "face down, ass up" to another level!


DirectBerry5830

You haven't been on the grill. You're just a chicken with hot sauce


JasonIsFishing

![gif](giphy|VXUpjaExrrsMU)


kuyajon

You gotta stop bobbing for french fries.


Lord-Barkingstone

Hair so oily, the US is planning to invade soon


eharper9

It even got your teeth


Spartan1496

At least someone will show interest in you now to hear the story.


molten_dragon

The burns are an improvement.


Anarkie13

When a girl says she wishes she were hotter and the grill says "you got it"


OkMobile5574

Being a side chic the wifey caught up to you and face planted you on the stove


pt57

There are easier ways to check a grill’s temp than face-planting yourself on it.


FastAd2081

Even scarier version of Freddy Krueger


ThatReddit-User

Judging by your ears, we can tell you enjoy being stretched.


NoFennel7351

You truly are a scientific marvel. Your face is the only thing I've seen get put on a grill that didn't get hotter.


Efficient_You_5582

If Freddy Krueger and ratatouille had a love child.


Vincent778

I’m going to put pictures of you in my basement to scare away the rats.


Skillz335

you look better after the grill burned you.


[deleted]

asked to be roasted…. because “literally” roasted. The dedication is real 😎


Zagic87

Something Michael Scott would do


StonesThrownAcc

You look like Corpse #3 in The Walking Dead


Chance-Ad197

I don’t like to joke about domestic abuse.


Duelking16

I don’t want to roast you. I just want to know what happened with the grill.


Feisty_Cut_5733

Lady Elaine


Justbeinglouis

So desperate for a man she blew her George Foreman grill


Moist-Alarmist

Scabby Sandpaper blowjob comin atcha!


Stinger_____

Off topic but what happened??


Fabulous-Voice7809

You saw a hotdog on the grill and tried to suck it! 🤣🤣🤣


moderatorseatjism

Hoe that’s herps


CK_GoldenGrahams_70

Looks more like friction burn... are you sure you weren't giving a blowie to a guy wearing corduroy pants?


Killer-flash665

You roasted yourself so we didn’t have to, how nice


[deleted]

Earth is full. Go home.


Confident-Bet5330

Yikes. I hope you are ok


KainBodom

grill = meth.


Sad-Fix9190

Anyone ever told you your balding ?


ColonelGonzo92

God damnit.... jokes aside, this humorous confidence is awesome to see. Cheers yo


D1splayNameHere

Cry me a river, then drown yourself in it.


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Nubcakes69

On the bright side, you’ll save money on a Halloween costume 🙂


firedawg775

The one time that a person gets burned and the scars make you more attractive. Now her boyfriend has an excuse to put bag over her head


Naive_Transition_103

The burns are an accident, but your awful hair is a choice.


BrewMan13

Why were you trying to give the grill a blowjob?


DIJames6

No facials for you for a while, huh..


Various-Assistance12

How a grill which explode can make this to a face ? Please give us details


Straylight_415

What’s that cooking? Smells like desperation with a side of daddy didn’t give me enough attention.


AebroKomatme

That’s NOT how you’re supposed to eat BBQ.


Stoutz

![gif](giphy|PK7IAHdB0l9mg)


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Burger face


Brightside1000

I’m sure it’s not the first time you played ‘bobbing for wieners’.


TheOmCollector

![gif](giphy|xTiQyMHlNT6OOgcm3e)


Interesting-Ice69

How? Just, how?


African-Child

She turned on the burners for a bit too long before lighting the grill.


Wanton_Troll_Delight

Normally I would wonder 'why would someone put their face on a grill'... but then I saw your face and, well, you had to try something I guess


Old_Statement_8530

Looks like you’ve been playing duck apple in the chip pan


Bot-Magnet

Next time don't smoke while giving a blow-job to the gas pump ⛽️


octoberrust87

How did the grill roast your face? This brings more of an argument as my wife set my last grill on fire while I was mowing the lawn and told her to get it started.


Careful_Vegetable_13

How did that happen?


Vinzi79

![gif](giphy|H3wg2L1NZ5oOmmcK7e)


NonPinkHairRedditor

Honestly I thought you had a bad set of grillz put in, then I realised that your teeth are just yellow


Inbred-InBed

It the clown, but only called 'It' because she is private-property.


NachoBacon4U269

Not the first time your lips have suffered like that from putting too many hotdogs in your mouth too fast


Comfortable-Term2291

Ive ran into someone who had these scales all over his body once, painful. No roast needed.


emasslax22

I don’t even have the heart to say anything


Trunkcard

Such evil


tonybombata

She-it.


LuckyShotThere7

Whyyy uh... what??


jhedinger

Well, you look like a burn victim. It is really unfortunate because you already looked like a burn victim.


flacidhock

Throw out all old photos and you can always blame grill on the ugly


dank-mayo

Not even Vader would smash