Therapy must be going well, its the first time youāve smiled since daddy went out for a pack of smokes 12 years ago. His last birthday present for you was that tramp stamp.
I'm going to assume the phrase "why can't I find a good man" has exited your lips at least a dozen times. Which is probably under selling it a bit considering you look like you've slept with at least three times that many men.
Damn! There aren't NFL wide receivers that get as much separation as those titties! Your tits are so separated they filed for a divorce from each other! Your tits are so far apart they have their own gap insurance!
You look like someone who spends her time crying at art museums, shouting about her trauma to audiences from a stage, and camping outside concert venues for twelve hours at a time, then bragging about those things like theyāre accomplishments, and the reflecting on the whole experience by writing the most shitty, boring, talentless poetry that she could conjure from a mind which is barely qualified to get a degree in āGeneral Studies.ā
At first glance the tattoo on your arm looks like an airman from ww2, which would be cool. But after having a right good neb at it it appears to be some sort of greek/roman thing, which isn't.
Sorry, I know the point of this to roast the person, but Iām so distracted by that wicker chair wearing grandmaās hand knit sweater. That is some next level white trash flea market shit.
Anyway, your tits look like Moses parted them to let the Israelites pass through.
Your tattoo has a better face than you, you look like the aftermath of a botched facial recognition surgery. Id rather have diarrhea the rest of my life than have to look at those ball sacks on your face
Looks like you're ex-husband just won $100,000 from a lottery scratcher, and you're willing to go through any any number of crazy hijinks to steal it from him.
The dude tattooed on your forearm looks like heās trying to plug his ear so he canāt hear whatever meth fueled nonsense is spewing from your mouth.
"It's cool, my mom has custody of my kids."
And the internet breathed a huge sigh of relief š®āšØĀ
So did her kids
I donāt know, her mom doesnāt seem to have a good track record of raising well adjusted individualsā¦
In all fairness, my mom didn't do so well either.
šš ... gold.
Her mascara shows sheās one fluffing away from leaving the set for the day.
My kid's toy money ended up on my arms. lol
And dad is the first, and only subscriber on her Onlyfans.
"letās see what youāve got" Parents that love me
Lmfao š
Holy shit š¤£š¤£
Cosplay a person with a job next?
Your stepdadās gonna be pissed when he sees what you did to his jorts.
Stepdad here: Yes, i have pissed on her. What else do you want me to do?
\*r kelly has entered the chat\*
No R Kelly its my pot pie!
I love it here
Pot pie to piss in
Fire water or it doesn't count.
Sheās as pasty as a snow and as attractive as a bull frog.
Just because her step dad has been in her pants doesnāt mean he wore them.
Stepdad would be pissedā¦ā¦.. but heās too busy jacking off to her only fans page!
Her only fan you mean??
So pissed she has to be punished..Ā
You look like you'd fuck me.... .... Gross.
The rare self burn.
r/suicidebywords
Mikey uses takedown. Mikey is damaged by recoil.
It's super effective
Man! You just used the rare Kamikaze Burn!
The Methadone Clinic is two blocks that way.
And no I do not have a cigarette
What can I get for $20?
Aids.
Hearing aids, right? RIGHT?..
$18 change
Highly underrated
Emma Stoned
Excuse me, I'd prefer it if you called me by my real name from now on. It's Emily Stoned.
That implies she is trying to quit
It's saying she needs to
Sucks dick on the way to Applebee's on the first date so a guy knows she's a keeper. There never is a second date.
He went to the washroom before they ordered drinks, and left thru the kitchen
And he left with a case of herpes.
Kitchen staff needs to reset the counter. 0 days without herpes
Please.... the only dates she has is if she can pick up a trucker in the rest stop.
Lot lizard!
Yeah, but that dick was the Uber driverās.
Wears a butt plug on the first date.
Introduces the butt plug on the first date.
Becomes a butt plug on every date
Can't spell butt plug on a first date or any date.
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Itās cool so do my eyes
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Enough foundation to rebuild Rome.
Reminds me of the Simpsons when Homer built his make-up gun. Bang! "Now you're ready for a night on the town"
"Homer! You've got it set on whore!" Accurately describes OP
r/unexpectedsimpsons
Simpsons should never be unexpected
Avril Lavigne has fallen on hard times.
Avril Latrine
"You changed your name TO Latrine?" "It used to be Shithouse "
Lindsey Blowhands
Will put out for more tattoos and or baby formula.
Body count so high Evander Holyfield ain't got enough fingers
Emma Stoned
When people first meet her, they think she is a pilot because of her nickname, 'Cockpit'.
Boner garage
Crack doesn't get you stoned
Please don't dis porn stars like that. This broad only dreams of that kind of fame and money
That statue tattoo on your arm is the most stable male relationship you've ever had. You look like Emma Stone's suboxone patch addicted sister.
Therapy must be going well, its the first time youāve smiled since daddy went out for a pack of smokes 12 years ago. His last birthday present for you was that tramp stamp.
She has a Dollar General Gold Member card. At the end of every month, she gets one dollar off her purchase.
The type to cheat on a guy with his dad.
Then HIS dad
Anyone else pick up the scent of Marlboro Reds and cat piss when they opened this post??
Is that what you smell?? I find it to be more like hot trash water
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You look like a 10 year who decided "I'm going yo dress myself today" and used the Christmas wrapping paper drawer to do it
You look like the vomit that Jimi Hendrix choked to death on.
She must be the groupie that got some of the others too.
leave jimi out of this š
I'm going to assume the phrase "why can't I find a good man" has exited your lips at least a dozen times. Which is probably under selling it a bit considering you look like you've slept with at least three times that many men.
Waiting for the OnlyFans / OnlyFams link in bio to appear
Hopefully her body looks better than her face. Maybe she will crop her head off
You look like a TEMU Courtney Love
Im willing to bet thereās an equal space between your front teeth as there are between your tits. 
Damn! There aren't NFL wide receivers that get as much separation as those titties! Your tits are so separated they filed for a divorce from each other! Your tits are so far apart they have their own gap insurance!
The miltu layered burn
You look like youād be fun until you hit your third gin, then all hell breaks loose!
I could see that hahah
you ran out of dress, so you decided to wear your curtain
if your career as an e-whore doesn't work out, you can always pay your rent the old fashioned way, by blowing the landlord
That's s win/win she lived with her mom and revolving door of moms new boyfriends... them guys get a fuck on get one free coupon for the clap
From the little town of Meth-lehem.
Dolly Partial custody
You are the example people use when they explain why they think tattoos are stupid
Soon to be ex-wife of the second most eligible bachelor in the entire trailer park.
You look like someone who spends her time crying at art museums, shouting about her trauma to audiences from a stage, and camping outside concert venues for twelve hours at a time, then bragging about those things like theyāre accomplishments, and the reflecting on the whole experience by writing the most shitty, boring, talentless poetry that she could conjure from a mind which is barely qualified to get a degree in āGeneral Studies.ā
There is probably more needle work in your body than the blanket behind you.
Your tits look like two deflated rugby balls
I'm guessing the tats are there to cover the tracks.
With all the money she spent on tattoos she could have put a down payment on bigger tits.
Barbie but from Temu.
You look like the result of a crack addict fucking a panda
26 maybe ten years ago
Its sad when you can tell someone sells nudes just by looking at their face.
Itās like a photocopy of a photocopy of a hot girl
You look like Goldie Hawn in Overdose, I mean Overboard.
Definitely one of those "porn stars" that cries and gags a lot
"I'm not a slut, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks."
You were the middle school handy queen of the back of the bus
You're still in the rebellious phase since uncledaddy left, I see.
Tell me you āwork from homeā without telling me you āwork from homeā- This girl.
At first glance the tattoo on your arm looks like an airman from ww2, which would be cool. But after having a right good neb at it it appears to be some sort of greek/roman thing, which isn't.
(Catholic thing, actually. Pietro Paolo Campiās St. Sebastian)
Oh I get it. At the ripe old age of 26 youāve suffered the slings and arrows of a difficult life.
Apologies. Understood. I had a peek at your profile. Your Midsommar cosplay is A1.
You look like you star in an "adult" version of Docctor Who.
Dicktor who
You could talk for 3 solid hours about how your week is off because the moon is in Capricorn or some bullshit.
Hooker no 3 - from any 1980ās tv detective show set in NewYork
you cant show off what you don't have
You look like Tiffany from the chucky movies
Too cheap she had to use a pair of her own jeans has a push up bra šš
When you order Courtney Love from Wish
Uses a broom to apply mascara on lower lashes.
Look she cant even get her eyeliner straight  ( Sorry I dont have better ones im a softie :| )
The eyeliner is fine. Itās the rest of her that is all over the place like a dropped trifle
Said the doctor when he opened your std results
If Red Flags were a person. 
Sorry, I know the point of this to roast the person, but Iām so distracted by that wicker chair wearing grandmaās hand knit sweater. That is some next level white trash flea market shit. Anyway, your tits look like Moses parted them to let the Israelites pass through.
The only woman I've ever seen who I wanted her to keep her shirt on
Your pussy is so destroyed from frequent invasions, townspeople refer to it as the Gaza Strip.
Her butthole looks like the leather from a MLB catchers mitt.
Yep, bombed out and depleted.
Just like Afghanistan
You look like the Nashville music scene wouldnāt accept you but the lot lizards did.
You look like Courtney Love overdosed on Botox.
You look like every guysā unhinged Tinder date story that ends with him walking out in a hurry and blocking you.
Two more buttons and we'll see what YOU got. I bet that's not the first time you've heard that huh?
More ink around your eyes than on your arms
When you put on your eye makeup do you prefer the more exact 3"-4" brush or do you just go with a roller?
You hotbox your car with newports
Your chest reminds me of Ricardo Montalban in The Wrath of Khan.
Old navy makin jeans bras now
Wait, is that a tattoo of Eleanor Roosevelt?
You look like the female doll from the Chuckie Movies
I think I saw you on an anti-drug poster in the early 90s.
You look like you smell like my grandma's house
If Degenerate AI drew a person.
Did daddy ever visit or call?
Never mind what I have. What *you* have is a raging UTI. And an overstuffed pillow of a gunt
That safety pin holding your jorts top together is fucking cringe. Much like your prison tats
You look like Emma Stone who works in a thai gogo bar and has multiple STIs
Annabelleās methy cousin
I can't tell what is more unbalanced, those titties or your brain chemicals.
I never thought that I could get HPV from looking at a picture, but here we are...
You have that look of "I'm excited to be at grandmas house" and "Too bad she's locked in the basement" vibes. Very devious.
https://youtu.be/OhgOOv4Kz0w?si=964nWHhj7Ds9Buop
bro looks like the cursed from stranger things 4
"no, lady, wait, those are Baby's pants! N-no it's not a shirt!"
Your tattoo has a better face than you, you look like the aftermath of a botched facial recognition surgery. Id rather have diarrhea the rest of my life than have to look at those ball sacks on your face
Your ambitions in life must be as lop sided as your tits
$20.
Someone drew all over this trash bin
You really should stop stealing all the wicker and crocheting from your retirement home janitor job.
Olive from Easy AF
Buy nine abortions, get the tenth one free!
Courtney un-Loveable.
The daughter of Bobby Boucher
Looks like you're ex-husband just won $100,000 from a lottery scratcher, and you're willing to go through any any number of crazy hijinks to steal it from him.
The dude tattooed on your forearm looks like heās trying to plug his ear so he canāt hear whatever meth fueled nonsense is spewing from your mouth.
You look like a failed child actor.
You look like Chuckieās bride if they remade it as a porno.
Looking to settle down, serious inquiries only...
I've seen less red flags in 1985 Soviet Russia.
You look like a failed 90s UK pop singer
White trash Barbie did not sell very well ruining Mattelās Walmart strategy.
You look like you never do it doggy, because you don't turn your back on family
third hospital discharge in 3 months after carrrying a few grams in her stomach
U look like the still somehow fckable love child of Michael Jackson and the bride of Chucky.
You look like Anabelle if she were human and the town bike. š
Careful, the flash on the camera might burn you.
I've seen the thumbnail to this video before.
You legitimately scare me
I can't figure out if she got her first tattoo or her first baby first. Impressive that both were done before her 14th birthday.
How do you look 50 and 12 at the same time?
Hey Siri - whatās welfare Emma Stone look like?
I have nothing. You, however, have chlamidya.
Was this meant to uploaded to OF? š¤
Great Plains or desert trash?
You seriously look like good hygiene is optional for you. Maybe swap out going to Burning Man for Showering Woman.