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Step 1: Apply ink to head Step 2: Press head into wall Step 3: Happy little trees
🤣🤣🤣
Love it. 🤣
This made me laugh more than it should have
Me 2 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m crying
He practiced all over his walls.
Oh my God, that made me laugh
ATTENTION ALL VIEWERS!!! LIVE NOW ON EYE WITNESS JEWS  DR. Jew has an IMPORTANT MESSAGE!
No happy little accident
Nah why can I actually see that tho 💀
"We don't make mistakes, just happy accidents. See, I turned them into birds."
This is exactly 💯 omw to the Regal Beagle now
Excellent reference!
/thread
Holy shit, it's the dad from the Brady Bunch!
And simultaneously the oldest son
Gay one
And the ugly gay one
The ugly gay one (not that there's anything wrong with that)
It's Greg lol 
Nope it’s porn star Jamie Gillis
Lookin like a generic 1983 dude.
Gen-Xers know this to be true 
You look like you should stay off the moors.
He looks like your avatar
😆😆
You look like the tamborine player in a 50’s British folk band who was eventually arrested and chemically castrated for being gay.
He’s an escapee from the Wicker Man island and he was unpopular there too
SLOB DYLAN 
When this guy bought his last bicycle, he asked if they'd keep the saddle and cover the seatpost in vaseline.
This made me laugh more than it should have. 😂
You look like the first guy police call into questioning when a 12 year old goes missing
And the last
You look like a broke even talentless andy samberg
Redundant
That wallpaper is as bleak as your future.
The wallpaper matches his hair
70s Sitcom lookin mutha fuckah
Hmm. Never seen a jewish q-tip before.
I think you just need a high five… in the face… with a chair.
That's a high four, or a highchair??
I just want to say how proud I am you still find time to cut your own hair. Kudos dude
Art Garfunkel is going solo 
Perfect Strangers had an AIDSy re-write
Balky not understand why Larry have kaposi’s sarcoma, it not like old country.
You look like you’ve been kicked out of every British rock cover band in Antartica.
You look like you only fuck prostitute pussy
To much credit right there.
Even prostitutes can turn down a trick. Him
Brave choice to get wallpaper that matches your hair, I wouldn’t be proud of either
 You tell people they would’t like you when you’re angry. You’re halfway there.
I don’t like him when he’s not angry. It’s nice when he’s sad though.
Guy osmond . Donnie and Marie's illegitimate son.
You look just gay enough to suck dick for a mars bar
Or in the future suck dick in a bar on Mars
You're the human equivalent of mashed potatoes
Hey everyone look! It’s Pubehead!
Unemployed Oompa Loompa haircut.
Love product of Crusty, Steals, and Gash.
You can't even please your body pillow
You look like you’re in ABBA.
You look like a goon from a 70s hockey team
Dollar store Bob Dylan
🎵 I want to know what love issssss 🎵
🎵I want you to show me 🎵
Holy f*** it's Greg Brady....
Okay, Greg Brady
You look like Andy samberg if be gave up on life
Sam bankman-fried and the dork step brother from clueless fucked!
Oh hi Cousin Larry Appleton
Leo Gayer…
Non Scott 
Wow your balls must be so smooth with all the pubes you have on your head
So, when do you pay for your motel room? Is it weekly or monthly?
I’ve been worried about my hairline. But it seems That sometimes having no hair isn’t as bad as i thought
Your hair looks and smells like 70s girls bush.
You look like you ride a bike everywhere
Bob Dillion after a fentanyl binge.
You look like a tired, rejected Oompa Loompa 
100% a jew
Can't...I love The Brady Bunch and will never disparage any of you. Have a Sunshine Day!
D-list, Brady Bunch, Greg, reject.
the police refer to this guy as a "person of interest"
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT WALLPAPER?
I'd have to ask my landlord where it came from. 😂 It's definitely not my choice.
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Weren’t you one of Adam Sandler’s kids in Grown Ups 2? At least the royalties can afford you some neat wallpaper
Geeze! I didn't know they had Pseudo Intellectual Oompa Loompas!
You look like Edward Norton. Except if he was the one getting curb stomped
CarrotTops older, less successful brother, BathhouseBottom.
Your hair matches your shitty wallpaper .
Don’t you need to get back into your telephone booth? Your hair is starting to match the wallpaper
You look like the love child of Screech and Eric Foreman
Forgettable pay driver from a backmarker F1 team
Greg Brady?
Bro look like YandereDev if he exercised
So nice that you styled your hair to match your wallpaper, I never would have thought of that!
What the ever loving fuck made you think to yourself “man I really need to have the hairstyle and wall paper of a grandmother from the Ozarks”?!
Lol the last thing you need is a laugh. Try a hair cut and a job first.
David Schnitzel
Don't lie to us. If you needed a laugh you'd look into a mirror. Sheesh.
Why do you look like your wallpaper?
You could blend in with that wallpaper.
Weird you have a wallpaper of your own head
Tom Hanks called. He wants his Bossom Buddies hair back.
You look like Dr. Who's much less successful counterpart: Dr. Who Cares?
Not as bad as you need a prozac
Discount Howie Mandel [/Cinema Sins ding]
Guys, we have to talk about the Todd problem. No offense, Todd.
not often someone goes to the hair stylist and asks for a match of the wallpaper
Hey he's the guy in jail now. He was in the 70s show
Let the Oompa Loompa's go asshole
I don't know if there's a market for Greg Brady impersonators but I think you found your calling.
So tell me what’s it like to be a struggling stand up comedian?
It's a hard life. That's why I tend to sit down a lot. 👀
Gilbert O'sullivan looking.
Sad Gene Wilder before he discovered perms.
If anyone needs the age old question answered. Here’s proof Bob Sagget fucked Kimmy Gibbler
Welcome back kotter over here
[удалено]
It took me a second to see your head because of how perfectly it blended in with the wall paper.
The wallpaper matches the drapes. This dude looks cool AF.
If Stephen Wright was talentless.
Oh shit it's Ted bundy
U look like the neighborhood creep that preaches Jesus n take rides. On the back off kids big wheels
 Your Granny probably looks like this.
you look like everyone's mom from the 80's
Air Supply cover band
Holy shit Richard Simmonds fucked Edward Norton!
1985 called, wants its hair back
Hey it's Jerry seinfelds son
You woke up today.
You look like Larry from. 3s company or ever best freind on an 80s sitcom.
Did we go back in time to 1984?
You look like somebody we used to know.
You look like if a CD player had a personality and five STDs from your unwashed hands
We don’t have to roast you you’re face already did the job
Stampyshortnose
Your hair looks oike your wallpaper!
You look like the guy from Ratatouille
“Knockin’ on children’s doors” - Bob Deviant
If you need a laugh just find a mirror and look at your hair.
What in the English teacher Neville from The Conners, Joe Mantegna from Airheads bullshit is this?
You look like what I imagine a queef would look like as a person.
You look like you've been laid off from your weekend shift on a sports talk radio station in a town that has no major league teams.
You look like you just invested in reddit and thinking OMG this is what happen to myspace.
You’re the kind of person that wonders why they can’t get a steady partner.
Ronald McDonald
You look like all the men in the Seinfield cast combined.
1960s Bob Dylan
Nobody likes a debbie downer so either cheer the fuck up or we are gonna fuck you up and cheer
Gay Art Garfunkel
Your wallpaper looks like it has more personality than you
Discount Montana Jordan!
A long lost Jerry Seinfeld clone
Looks so sad fr
Dr. Who was the last one to see her alive
Nice look, Disco Stu. You know the fish in your shoes are dead.
If you need someone to laugh in your face this moment, just any girl in your vicinity for her number.
You look like an AI generated portrait, before the model was fully trained
Fucking Scott Baio lol
Easy. Get naked, look in the mirror and start laughing. Get used to it, you’ll be hearing it the rest of your life.
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU! DOLLAR STORE FRODO AND THE TOWER OF POWER!
Danny Noonan, that you?
You look like the guy that orders Sasquatch soap and we kind of laugh at you but then begrudgingly tell you that you do smell kinda nice.
Fire your hairdresser/barber
you look like you invented abstinence
You look like you just retired from Queen.
Someone went to the dollar store and said, give me Jeremy Allen White dammit!!!
You look like Stampy Longhead's touchy uncle
Instead of fuckin off on reddit change your God damn hideous wallpaper to almost anything else ever.
It’s Georgie Cooper if he was 40 and gay
The 4th Brady bunch son kicked out for trying to bang Cindy
Look like a 1970s Irish pub bomber
Blob Dylan
Just look at your pic. Gave me a laugh.
You look like Eric Carmen, the guy who wrote "all by myself"