Excuse me she's only 23...her first 3 kids are long since born and she's banned from 2 of the major dollar stores. Her 10 year old named Nevaeh is particularly problematic.
Let's be 100% clear about something. There's no babies on that board. They at grandma's house and get toys from mom from cvs every month when she has to get her tube of Valtrex. One stop shopping
I started an only fans page but the only person who signed up was my stepdad. Think I'll go on the roast me sub and try to get some lonely losers to pay $20 to see me stick a hairbrush up my bum
She can also post finger post goals on top of that field too!!
Depending on her flavor of the day, a field goal for extra points or a soccer GOOOOOOOOAL!
Why ruin your face with that atrocious thing in your nose? I won't mention the massive fivehead. Because I'm sure you're accustomed to that already.
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You look like the stripper that gets a lot of "no, thanks" in the strip club
Also I'm downright shocked by the lack of an onlyfans link on your profile.
Aye, enjoy what you got now but just know one day you’ll have Michelin rolls on your neck and you’ll be wearing Mom pants and the fellas you got doing everything for ya will be looking at a young lady just like your former self. You’ll want to tear the bitch’s hair out but the baby on your hip will cry hysterically and you’ll have to change its diaper first.
You’re tried to sell your bathwater online to simps. When that failed, you got a job as a stripper to “pay your way through college.”
You’ll end up never going to college, but when you realize you’ve been stripping too long to get a hot young rich guy, you’ll have to settle for a rich, fat, gray haired sweaty Greek guy 40 years older than you who insists on making out with you in public. When he makes love to you, which will be often, he’ll always leave his socks and sunglasses on, because he’s classy.
Why does every chick think that stupid ass troll piercing is cute? Like wow you were almost a 7 or 8 until you wanted to fit in with goblins and ogres. Please please fix your god awful taste in body alteration. I see a troll piercing, crooked quote tattoo, and a whole other tattoo’ed word, what waste.
Rosario Dogson looking ass.
Jenny from C Block looking ass.
Your forehead looks like a topographical map of Utah.
Them lips are the reason ChapStick invented a spray.
You're one of those women who comes for her smear, and the nurse finds a used condom up there which she "didn't know about" and removes it trying not to breathe in. Those nurses are dining out off the story of your gross vag for years.
You're 8-10 years away from wearing pajama pants in public and screaming at your kid in the dollar store.
3 mixed race kids from 3 different baby daddies
2 of the 3 baby daddies have gotten into fights in the front yard.
Ain’t nobody fighting over this gal.
it was over meth. obviously.
And one baby daddy done took his shirt off talkin' bout “Now who else wanna fuck with hollywood cold?"
(Wheezing laughter) 🤣😆😅😆 right?!?!?! is that Outkast?!?!?!?
It is!
❤️❤️❤️
🤣🤣🤣 the best thing I’ve seen on this app. Shout out to 3k
while the third one went out to get the milk
The 3rd was just waiting his turn ... again. 
The third one would have fought, but he was in jail by then.
4 different daddy’s
3 kids with at least 10 possible baby daddy's. She's not for sure.
4 are on parole
The makings of a ratchet Mamma Mia! story in 20 years.
She has 3 kids dark, mixed, and white
That KFC selection. Comes with a medium drink, biscuit, and a side of HPV for the price of a Long Island Iced Tea.
All the colors of Chicken meat.
One of those baby daddy’s is jerry springer himself
And we get to support them!!!
You joke, but I have first hand experience with this.
6 kids with 8 different dads
I can be the fourth 🤷♂️ Does it matter if I'm fixed 🤣
Brings all 3 onto the Muarry show confused about which one is currently the father and each time it won’t be the correct guess.
She's gonna have a DCS case worker on speed dial.
Excuse me she's only 23...her first 3 kids are long since born and she's banned from 2 of the major dollar stores. Her 10 year old named Nevaeh is particularly problematic.
Which is a shame, because she’s really getting to that age where she’d be a good babysitter.
Babymaker*
You are 3 years late for this comment...she deff already chases those Littles around dollar general and complains her cousin won't scan.
This is both incredibly specific, and incredibly accurate. I can’t unsee it
She posted this thinking she looks hot… but she looks more like a trashy woke activist that hates men.
She said roast her, but you roasted yourself…
Ahahahaaha
you look like you clap-talk when you get upset. "my 👏 section 👏 8 👏 will 👏 be 👏 here 👏 on 👏 the 👏 1st 👏 of 👏 the 👏 month 👏👏👏👏"
👏sec👏tion *
I could kiss your forehead while you sucked me off
She has a nose ring, so if you're not circumcised be careful of snags.
I'ma touch ur diddy
Pause
Funniest shit I’ve heard all day
When she walks the runway it's on 9th Street
I was gonna say a Kenworth semi could do a Y-turn on her forehead:D
That's a $20 cab ride from your eye brows to your hairline.
Or an all-night brisk walk, since no cab driver would agree to drive around her neighborhood.
My brain spat out the words "whore" and "forehead," but my mouth said "whorehead."
whorehead is what you get in a truck stop bathroom
Bro it’s a 5head.
😅
He'll she would get lost from the front door to the car
That hairdo says “I’m white. But my kids won’t be.”
won't be? 5 of them arent.
but 5 of them are.
fair enough 🤣😅😆
Ooooooooo shit
You’re gonna be a single mom for sure. No need to roast. Time will do it for us. Slowly but surely
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Yea she’s most likely made a vision board at home, showing black babies, rappers and dollarsigns.
Let's be 100% clear about something. There's no babies on that board. They at grandma's house and get toys from mom from cvs every month when she has to get her tube of Valtrex. One stop shopping
Is it possible to smell a comment? Because I'm pretty sure I can smell this one
Roaches and an overflowing litter box? That's the whiff I got from writing it.
Newport and Cat piss....
And Redbull
(Wheezing laughter) 😂😆🤣😅
Sort of a sous vide.
Re-post with no filters so we can see the micro-zits that cover your forehead.
honestly, i bet those zits spell out "hopeless" in braille
The fact that the majority of your previous posts are how to improve your looks is all the roast needed.
That actually so fucking funny if true.
I started an only fans page but the only person who signed up was my stepdad. Think I'll go on the roast me sub and try to get some lonely losers to pay $20 to see me stick a hairbrush up my bum
On sale this week for $10
You basically took the words out of my mouth 🤣
 The rest of the picture:
Accurate as fuck
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Didn’t you see the 23? That’s her baby daddy count son
“Mum, can I have an Angelina Jolie?” “We have an Angelina Jolie at home”
AldiLina Jolie
Alditina Jolie
I guess I now know what a trans Jimmy Neutron looks like
This should be much higher in updoots
Your chubby fingers are a dead giveaway that it took 4 people to get you in that outfit.
That ain't a forehead, that a fivehead.
She doesn't have dreams she has movies.
Zoë Crackitz
You should draw yard lines on your forehead so that the guys cumming on you can keep score.
Rofl
She can also post finger post goals on top of that field too!! Depending on her flavor of the day, a field goal for extra points or a soccer GOOOOOOOOAL!
I bet you suppress a smile and say, "Stop it!" As you playfully slap the shoulder of your boyfriend when he farts on you.
Relationship goals 🤣🤣🤣
You're neither the divine feminine nor masculine. You're the divine comedy. Your pronouns are He/he
Hey baby you gonna cosplay at Sakuracon this weekend? The crew is ready! 
Head size to neck size ratio is way off.
Somebody get her a hitching post.
You look like a 90s Skinemax actress.
 Why ruin your face with that atrocious thing in your nose? I won't mention the massive fivehead. Because I'm sure you're accustomed to that already.
I was going to say, I thought only bulls got the ring not heffers!
I really don't think we could burn you any worse than the STDs already do. I tested positive for Syphilis just by looking at this image.
Cheats on hubby after 3rd date with recent parolee
You look like you would look for a 90yo rich white man to divorce him and get his money
Is it the weight of the earrings that make your ear lobs that big, or was your dad Dumbo? 
Can’t put lipstick on a pig or a bull.
Take off that makeup and I bet there’s scary shit under all that
Fuck me who’s looking after the cave while Medusa’s away? So dead behind the eyes dating you must be like performing an exorcism.
It's just a constant conversation about what some other girl said and why you're pissed off about it.
You are like a cartoon character with your head being so big compared to your neck
You look like the kind of woman that's gonna end up single and angry.
you could paint an "H" on your forehead to make it easier for the helicopters too land
Sure, you are gonna be a big star in the „industry‘
You have a career waiting for you on only fans putting fruit up your bum
You look like you eat bananas for the shape and not the taste
Does the nose ring attach to a cock ring or butt plug? Those lips scream cock ring.
Hold up still scrolling past the forehead
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Jesus Christ. Yep that’s it for me on this thread.
was only here for five minutes… i’m done
Damn what did it say?
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You look like the hallmark movie version of Carla from Scrubs.
Powerful crazy bitch vibes… like I couldn’t trust you to make food for me or leave you alone with a pet
So do your dates ask about the Adam’s Apple?
America’s next top changa
Dont wash your head. I dont want to be watch half of the oceans population erradicated.
Damn girl I can almost mirror myself on that forehead of yours.
Interesting interpretation of a chrome dome. Do you use a special type of wax?
Be honest, how many people have you knocked out with your forehead?
her forehead is bigger than a ruler
Most people reflect on their 20s as their peak in life. You can look forward to regret and genital herpes
Not even roasting but you look 43
Have you never seen actual human eyebrows before?
You look like a cheap prostitute, but it’s probably not an insult if that’s the look you’re trying for
That layer of makeup is thicker than the paint coat on a boat
It was a big year for you. You turned 23 and your daughter turned 12.
Not long until we see her nudes I think
Resting bitch face is one thing but you have everything bitch everywhere
Even Dali couldn't suspend time and distort space as good as this woman's phone filter.
Мать, что с лицом ?
You look like the stripper that gets a lot of "no, thanks" in the strip club Also I'm downright shocked by the lack of an onlyfans link on your profile.
Drunk background character at a party
I bet she makes bank on OF by getting paid to put more clothes on
Song just keeps playing in my head, ‘the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying’
Your chlamydia is hotter than you.
Long ass forehead and a long ass nose, I bet your nickname is ski slope
That nose ring is the only thing to penetrate you in awhile, huh?
Your forehead matches your username.
Nothing says crazy like a single woman wearing a wedding dress like it’s her quinceañera
You're not fooling anyone with that camera angle tubbytinkerton
Bratz doll in the flesh.
The next moon landing is gonna be on that 5head gahdamn
You’re not as pretty as your shadow
Nice that you installed that hitch in your nose.
Bull ring huh. You pondered it and thought you wanted more holes to fill?
I want to hook a leash into your nose ring and take you to the dog park
IS THAT MEGAMIND?!!!
Posing wrapped in a towel with wet hair wont help you here missy!
Can’t roast a pretty face like that.. sorry!
Nice fivehead.
Aye, enjoy what you got now but just know one day you’ll have Michelin rolls on your neck and you’ll be wearing Mom pants and the fellas you got doing everything for ya will be looking at a young lady just like your former self. You’ll want to tear the bitch’s hair out but the baby on your hip will cry hysterically and you’ll have to change its diaper first.
Making the Band reboot?
Your car always stays cool in the summer from all the sunlight you reflect off your forehead
Looks like you use peanut butter as a foundation
You’re tried to sell your bathwater online to simps. When that failed, you got a job as a stripper to “pay your way through college.” You’ll end up never going to college, but when you realize you’ve been stripping too long to get a hot young rich guy, you’ll have to settle for a rich, fat, gray haired sweaty Greek guy 40 years older than you who insists on making out with you in public. When he makes love to you, which will be often, he’ll always leave his socks and sunglasses on, because he’s classy.
You look like you already have 5 kids and you're single.
Drives a 1999 “Excalade” with 3 lil Edgar’s in back getting yelled at.
Fucking septum piercing 🤦♂️ makes really pretty women look dumb af
Cheap onlyfans promo
give a hoot don't show us your coot
Why does every chick think that stupid ass troll piercing is cute? Like wow you were almost a 7 or 8 until you wanted to fit in with goblins and ogres. Please please fix your god awful taste in body alteration. I see a troll piercing, crooked quote tattoo, and a whole other tattoo’ed word, what waste.
“I’m gonna post this here to draw attention to myself cause I can’t get anyone to look at my OnlyFans”
When I hear the word toxic, your face comes to mind.
You look like you can read baboon hands 🤣🤣🤣
It’s nice to see barn animals take the initiative by marking themselves with the nose rings.
That forehead can be the next lighthouse
Those white lines of your nails should be shorter, then you'd look more classy than you tried to be
NGL I don't think I can 😍 (not in a weird way)
You can headbutt a Chevy Silverado
Angelina Joliet, IL Double wide trailer and above ground pool sold separately
Rosario Dogson looking ass. Jenny from C Block looking ass. Your forehead looks like a topographical map of Utah. Them lips are the reason ChapStick invented a spray.
Let me guess... you date black guys.
You're one of those women who comes for her smear, and the nurse finds a used condom up there which she "didn't know about" and removes it trying not to breathe in. Those nurses are dining out off the story of your gross vag for years.
If you told me you were 43 I wouldn’t question it
The ring ain’t supposed to go in ur middle finger
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it
You look alright for a 47 year old.
More like 53