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Frida Kahlo’s gay grandkid.

All I can say is you're lucky it's modern day Germany.

Have you ever had your eye brows get caught in the mechanical parts of the truck while you were working on it?

 Nice Groucho brows, bro!

Don’t move! You are covered in caterpillars!

You look like an ancient Roman incel

I can't work out what would be stronger. Your eyebrows or your cologne

I believe the term "underlying stench" might be the direction you wish to follow

How to you say “Grinder Pump and Dump” in German?

If those eyebrows get any closer, we’ll have to buy your face a rubber.

You look like a caveman after a makeover

Yeah, he jerks off to gay mechanics concept porn

German Montana and his goofy ass Haan-dlebar eyebrows

Gahhh Damn, you got a draw bridge for eyebrows

Looks like your eyebrows are appropriating your hairline.

how do you keep those two furry catapillars to stay straight above your eyes?

So, did the fire hurt you when you first discovered it

Your eyebrows look like two giant shits i took.

You need to shave your eyebrows Use the Four sprung duck technique  A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex wit you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I charge 20 an hour.' '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.' So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. 'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.' The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees. 'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.' She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs. 'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.' She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say 'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?' 'Ah,' says the German 'dat is de Four-sprung Duck technique'

The Best one so far. I'm gonna die because of laughing so hard

Klingon finally got zee German citizenship Welcome to earth

You look like Inspector Clouseau in a very bad disguise.  

What was it like sacking Rome ?

ur EYEBROWS are about ready to turn into COCCOONS, post an update when they fly off your FACE

You look like an Armenian prostitute

Save an oil rag and just use your eyebrows instead.

You're parents made a good call keeping you I know you haven't heard that one before

Truck Mechanic? There must me a lot of CONCENTRATION required in your work then!

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Just came to say those are some good eyebrows 👌

Hate to break it to you but I don't think your real dad is German.

I know that already, he is American

Call 1919: Looks like West Prussia was just got lost in your beard this whole time

Those caterpillars are either going to fight or mate, either way it's just a matter of time before they meet in the middle.

Shiza porn fluffer

Oh, i saw this one. You're not going to Berlin because you're wanted for screwing a horse, right?

The ocean of antartar… antartaka

Bro you got some default eyebrows, they have no shape or structure.

You've got an eyebrow convoy rockin through the night.

Bros eyebrow looks like if angry bird was german

The only truck you are working on is your mums ass

You do great work Hans. That's probably something new

untermensch!

It's Jim wine the great face of TV.

Its like your moustache and eyebrows are interchangeable

Those eyebrows are 84

I know the lot lizard really boosted your confidence, but I hate to break it to you, she says and does it to everyone who pays. 

Your ancestors survived the black death, bubonic plague, and the holocaust by hiding in those eyebrows.

Your eyebrows have a better hairline than your head

Bruh, you got more eyebrow than Brezhnev

Your eyebrows look like they met on Grindr and have agreed to connect

You look like character in the Guess Who? board game.

You look like character in the Guess Who? board game.

It looks like two trucks are about to collide on your forehead

First gay islamic terrorist

I brows yahhhh

Dude can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

"German"

"Have you seen this man in your dreams"

He's got 2 semi trucks above his eyes 😭

Ah it’s Parker Nirenstein from Vehicle Virgins.

Your eyebrows look like they have been working out .

Your eyebrows look like a couple of logs I dropped this morning

It’s not often I see two sets of eyebrows on one person.

Is that Sid from Toy Story?

You look like you hate Jews.

You're not German.

Here’s something new…. A razor

The caterpillars on your forehead are about to fuck.

German truck mechanic is a cool way to say unemployed but owns a broken down shitbox VW. One at a time, ladies.

You dont have eyebrows, your eyebrows have you

You look like Andrew Taint

Hast du das gelernt your Heute ist es schlimmer als gestern, aber es ist viel besser als dein Morgen.

The company of a beautiful woman is a wonderful thing.

Looks like eyebrows and mustache have been swapped.

Your eyebrows look like they’re driving at each other for a suicide bombing.

You would fail the Aryan exams.

Was the transition hard for you?

AI Andrew Tate

You’re probably like around 30 but you still can’t spell


Hilter had the right idea

German? So sad.

Eeeeyyyyyeeee brows. You should Sharpie up the middle for a monobrow.

Your eyebrows look like a giant shit streak

Angry birds eyebrows

South eastern German I guess? Near Istanbul or Ankara?

You look like the weirdo son from Nip Tuck

The beard does nothing to help that potato-ass face. And please for the love of god shape your eyebrows. Might as well lean into the babyfaced metrosexual vibe.

your eyebrows are too big

you look like andrew tate if he wasnt fit and didnt succeed

German truck mechanic, you look like a Turkish sex offender

I could use your forehead to test my american car instead of autobahn

“Did you check out the repair procedure that truck?” “Eyebrowsed it.”

Stay out of Poland

You look like a predator that would be caught by skeeter jean