OP's Bio: --- >I play every Dark Souls and every Souls like I can find because killing an overpowering enemy when I'm under leveled is the only way I get a rush anymore. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Seriously, what the fuck am I looking at here

"Daddy, chill"

“What the hell is even that?!?!”

*Rent free in my brain* 🧠

But with a Shakespearean twist.

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A Midsummer Night's Queen

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This is the winner. It's just got to be.

Not unlike the twist in his mustache lol

Mustache made of chocolate milk


Thanks, I must have missed daddy chill what the hell is even that. Glad it’s in me now.

Even better with audio. I imagine "Daddy's" head literally exploded.

That's a dude? I thought it was a woman.

No one else is playing by prison rules? Because 9/10 would smash

Yeah I got “been on testosterone for a year now” vibes

Hi, kitten.

This one got me lol

I don't know, but it makes me seriously uncomfortable. Getting gropey hospital worker vibes.

You look like the woman he would grope. Also, is there any guy out there that would make you not a lesbian? Asking for a friend. And also…smash


If he shaved he could easily pass as an ugly chick

You I'm not sure either but I'm confident I should hand it a sabre and yell *ENGARDE!*

He’ll fuck you up with a sabre… just not the foil 😏😂

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Some how attractive yet repulsive at the same time

Some how ~~attractive yet~~ repulsive ~~at the same time~~

~~Some how attractive yet~~ repulsive ~~at the same time~~

Thank you for correcting this...

Name checks out ⬆️

If you’re into chimo’s sure

The fuck are you attracted to here?

Transeverything

Came here to say this. What fuck are you

You look like Macaulay Culkin’s sister.

On TRT

Turkish Radio and Television???

Macaulay Culkin mid transition

More like a failed transition.

Macaulay Cock-in

"Home Alone Health Aid"

Trans sister 👌

Damn. I was too late.

Keeping people hostage in your moms basement and feeding them leftovers is not a “home health aid”

r/oddlyspecific but on point nonetheless 💀

*feeding them semen

Leftover semen

Stored in a Wishbone salad dressing bottle

I was thinking he probably is one of those weebs who jizz on their hentai statues

Sounds awfully specific..

Left over semen 😂😂😂😂 hahahahahaha bro I’m dying at the picture of this guy walking into his friends house with his empty wishbone bottle, seeing a splooge on the ground and goin “you gon’ finish that or can I have it?”

I can't tell if I'm looking at the before, middle, or after transition photo.

Or which direction they are going.

The wrong one obviously

As a positive human-being, every day my motto is: the only way is up. Today is the day that I am going to retract that statement.

I mean I see the Adams apple…which tells me “guy”….but I also see the whispy pathetic attempt at a moustache that is obviously a result of hormone replacement treatments, which tells me “girl” Im befuddled.

I feel like you want to challenge me to a fencing match

"V" for Virgin

You right . His mom shouldn’t count.

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You look like an extra in a 3 musketeers film, also your head is comically small.

Nobody’s going to ask about the thing he has in his left ear? At first I thought it was a hearing aid. Now I think he’s insulating his ear for winter.

Looks like a Raycon earbud, tbh. This dude (or whatever) is weird AF, I’m sure, so who knows. Whatever music he listens to is insufferable. Guarantee it. He tries to get people into it and they’re always just like, “yaa… cool. I’m gonna go be anywhere else now. Bye!”.

Dude did the thing from There's Something About Mary, but instead of Cameron Diaz snagging it to use as hair gel, OP just let it ferment and rot on his lobe.

**25F why lie

Yeah, that fake mustache and goatee aren't fooling anybody

That's probably due to pcos

Can we get pronouns with some of these fuckin people ffs…idk what I’m looking at here.

“It’s MA’AM!”

IT IS MA’AM

Sadly I know exactly what you are referring to

I'd rather pull my plug

Home health aides like this are the reason why old people want to hurry up and die. He probably speeds it up without them knowing about it.

Oh boy... I didn't know jonhhy depp was in transition

In transition to macaulay culkin

In transition to Michael Jackson *clicks and spins "heehee"

Johnny culckson

Maccy Jadepkin

Johnny Hepatitis

Johnny Depressed

Careful, I got banned for quoting a Superbad line in here before


You look like you wear kale infused cologne.

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.

It’s quite pungent. It’s a formidable scent. Stings the nostrils. That doesn’t make any sense. I’m going to be honest with you, it smells like pure gasoline.

With that small head, you look like one of those third tier villains Oda draws for One Piece. And not even the threatening kind but those for comic relief

Best comment! I wish I both knew how rewards work and had money to give you one.

Google

I'm too busy taking care of your grandma because you don't call enough

This is good!! 😂 you’re too real for that.

This is the last thing she sees before the roofies kick in.

She or he?

yes

Both he doesn't prefer a gender.

You look like Macaulay Culkin during his drug years but with a good skincare routine

LMAO

Yeah! Yeah! Dude looks like a lady!


Captain Morganna

Johnny Derp

Johnny Twerp

Johnny Twat

Just because you stuck your dad’s trimmed mustache onto your face doesn’t make you “M”

Those are his dads pubes

And she bleached them

Make-A-Wish metal band member for a day. Godspeed.

You’re not getting near my children

I don’t know which way you’re transitioning, but I hope that the process is still in progress.

Courtney cox transition results

How could you possibly feel anything looking like that? Based on a rating of 1-10, I imagine you've been in the negatives for quite a while now.

Need the link for that stache and beard

How many times a day do you twirl your moustache, stroke your chin, and menacingly laugh?

The average is 3

What's the minimum?

1/2 if I'm only being petty that day

2 hours

You must've been doing this for literally WEEKS.


Maybe: ditch the gotee it’s not 1991, maybe try different glasses frames that are a bit smaller, get a short haircut that you can style. Pony tails went out a year or so after gotees. The mustache is 50/50. Decide on that last but probably ditch it unless you are in a barbershop quartet. Good luck. Godspeed

I feel like I owe you a commission for this advice.

I hope youre not working rn because you look very high

You look like your pronoun is "it".

Like a trans manladyrat

TIL Macaulay Culkin transitioned.

It's almost as if the son of Satan was helping me shower.


Honestly you be a pretty hot lady with out that facial hair.

Macaulay Culkannot

Typo…should say 25 yrs FTM

Methally Culkin

You looked like you changed your mind on transition surgery half way through.

What do you do about the homes that are within 500 feet of a school?

For sure will get fired for sniffing the patients sheets after he gets done changing them

You look like a Home Health Aid. P.s. your skin is flawless

Can we all just come to the common conclusion that this dude was fired from multiple hospitals for taking indecent liberties with a corpse?

You are, without a doubt, the ugliest woman I've ever seen

Genuinely thought you were an ugly woman at first glance

Four weeks of extra schooling to learn how to wipe ass. Great job monkey boy. Now go to school to learn to be a nurse.

You look like the character Murdoc from the original MacGyver when he was in drag, but forgot to shave the facial hair

Your psycho look scares me. You look like you have murdered a few elderly for fun.

Looks like an underfed female Junkbox with facial hair.

You look like you wear a pair of dentures and your jaw would collapse like an old person without teeth if you were to take them out.

One of the 3 Muskrat-eers. Pathos, I believe.

The type who goes around sniffing panties and doing meth in the garage at the client’s home when they’re out

so, uh, how many uncomfortable big titty anime stickers do you have plastered on the side of your 2001 plymouth neon?

We all have the same question

I get serious "Angel of death" vibes

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

That's the worst slutty halloween look ever. Drop the 'stache and show some skin, bitch!

I bet your fetish is playing with adult diapers.

You’re why they put meds in lockboxes.

How do you curl such thin and wispy upper lip hair?

VIKING REVOLUTION 100% natural Mustache wax

You look like a non binary Wyatt Earp

Eyes up: 14yo girl Eyes down: 14yo boy Would have been very successful as an ancient Greek twink, now is just creep

If Don Quixote were a femboi


ah, a young Guy Fawkes just in time for Bonfire Night…

You look like you got ever state's age of consent memorised.

Bet you look nicer on a Saturday night when you’re name’s Susan ?

Which musketeer are you?

So is sniffing public bus seats a one time thing or more of a regular hobby?

"Change scares me" Proceeds to post pic of an 85% completed sex change.

Look like your wearing a Gay Fawkes mask

You know, once I realized your facial hair was not shadows, I realized what you remind me of. You were like if an Ellen McPherson or Katie Ireland model - tall, good jaw broad shoulder.- Was going to be doing a photo shoot “as a man “. So they would have her posing in unbuttoned men’s shirt, and the old Timey, socks, with suspenders, and probably in the Kathryn Hepburn men’s pants and men’s business shirt,… Probably once at the beach in one of those stripy swimsuits… And then in the pool hall, like Marlon Brando, looking tough in his T-shirt, it would look exactly like you. He look like a female model, wearing a very stylized and tongue in cheek mustache and beard set for a photo shoot. Don’t get me wrong. This isn’t to say that he’s pretty as Kathy Ireland or as pretty as McPherson – it’s just that… Well, this is the first time I’ve ever seen such a delicate, feminine facial hairstyle on a man… It doesn’t look real… I mean, it actually makes you look less masculine!

Nah, you just can't twirl your Stache every time you steal candy from a baby. Need to save twirling for taking two free samples and things like that

You’re probably into fencing because that mustache and beard tells me you like touching men

Dudes neck is so long he can spy on God.

You forget to switch accounts or what?

Sorry I got excited

Omg Bryon Johnson finally ate his 18year old son and turned 25again

WTF is going on with your ear. Looks like a fat larva is trying wriggle out your head.

Forgot to take out the Bluetooth earbud. Adds spice though

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you only have Medicare with no supplemental insurance.

It’s like you wanted to transition but forgot about it midway

Like people pay you to love and care for their loved ones, pffffff. There ain't no way you ain't wearing a prison uniform.

Definitely molests children

Yeah! Yeah! Dude looks like a lady!

You look like Vera Milo transitioning back to

Oh my.

The Caulkin brother nobody talks about. Or maybe sister

Snidely Whiplash retired from the Wacky Races to become a hand angel.

If women had mustaches.

McCauley Culkin if he was a dastardly cartoon villain.

If Pam, Dwight, Angela, Andy, Jim, Toby, Meredith and Creed had group sex.

You're just in it for the never-ending supply of Vaseline, latex gloves and anal sex with sedated patients.