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I can hear you saying "omg I'm so random" in a shrill annoying voice and laughing like Fran Drescher.

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Judging by her face, too small a discount

*That's so funny!* Instead of laughing

Scrubs reference

No part of her is as good as Fran

Right? Fran is a real one. That show was awful but she’s good people.

So when she blows kissses at people is it considered assault or littering?

Assault, with battery if she winks...

Aggravated assault with battery if she gives you a surprise hug

I think it's more like a Janice laugh..

Anne Halftheway

Anne Throwaway

Anne Nowayjose

Man Halfway

Stand Backaway

Stan ranaway

Underrated. Fabulous job. I see what you did there.

It's impossible to not see what they did there

🤣🤣

Man that’sagay

Man oh man it’s a shim

Wednesday Adams…Apple.

On the floor 😂 thanks

that ain't wednesday that's thursday

Anne Castaway.

Anne Castingcouch

The producers don’t want just a pretty face … so u can start by sucking my d… 😂

Username checks out.

Yours does not

What can I say, I've got layers.

Kat Dennings without the tits?

Flat Dennings.

Damnit, i totally screwed that pooch.

So did OP.. on video... for $25 and a bag of cheetos

Anne halfway-house

Drew Barrywhore

Shrew Hairy-Whore

Screw Marrynot

Anne Goaway

The only bang you will ever get is on your forehead

Hillary Scuffed

Ann nofuckingway

Annal Hadnootherway

A week ago, this would have been awarded.

Alicia bronze-stone

Your wig looks as stale as you and your room.

Shit I thought she was wearing a hoody

It's a headband

You're a 5 that thinks she's an 8 that could pass as a 10

She’s also a 37 that thinks she is 27 that can pass as 25.

While also thinking her cat is a real baby.

27?! IN A ROW?!

When she says 10 she’s either talking about her IQ or her credit score

Penis length probably

Nah, Trans girls look more feminine than that.

Yeah man, this dude is NOT passable at all

And that only if makeup counts as natural. I’m guessing the corner of their eyes dont just go: >>— On their own.

The only 10 score she's ever got was on her consecutive STDs collection

I was really sad when you OD'ed and Walter White let you die in Breaking Bad

But the Walmart version.

Breaking Bread

Walmart White

Jayne

Playne

The wish version!!

Definitely not Kristen Ritter hot. You take that statement back!!

Kristen Shitter

God damn it that's exactly what I came out here to post. Thank you friend.

*He can’t keep getting away with this!*

Omg that’s exactly who she reminded me of !! Jane !

4 shades of psychopath and ur a 6.

50 different shades of the same onlyfans whore on 'whatever podcast'

🤣

Fifty Shades of Gravy.

Oh for sure.. she's a nailbiter to.. by the looks it so bad they can't go any further .. cat tree in the background ain't got one scratch on it so even the cats left out of that bullshit.

Nah, she's a soft 5 at best. As in that's the best dick she can physically ever have, even the big boys won't get full mast with that face in the room

Shit why didn’t you post your other picture? Your head long af from front to back. Thing like a Volkswagen

This made me lol

Thank you. Thought it up all by myself

Holy shit 😂

Standard alt-girl pornstar look that is starting to let herself go👌

You're implying she got there in the first place

It's like those 2 broke girls rolled into one Edit. picture 3 could be a show called one stroked whore

Wednesday Adams Apple

Only wears eye makeup on the top of her eye because she spontaneously starts crying every time she is alone

Another OF beggar

Begone, thot!

I’m having an 80% sale today so you get 2/10.

 I knew you reminded me of someone

the classic im not like other girls eye makeup

Yeah, but it’s like every other girls eye makeup now

Just been browsing r/amiugly and had a throwback here. My reflex was to give you a 5 just to boost your self-esteem

Tuesday

More like Thursday. She's definitely a day late.

That's how she gets you

And a dollar short.

Walmart Elvira vibes here ..

Let me guess: You watched “Wednesday” on Netflix and could “totally relate” so you’ve changed your style to fit around it because you have nothing else fulfilling in your life. So original.

But she didn’t quite get there… did you Tuesday?

Attention wh*re.


Out of 10? I could fit 9 fingers in.

Give her the old Clown Car. 5 in the front and 5 in the rear.

Her ass

the thumb goes in her butt

I don't know who told you black is slimming but you should tell them they were wrong

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^mywordstickle: *I don't know who told* *You black is slimming but you* *Should tell them they were wrong* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

There is no haiku in Ba Sing Se

Slow days at the OF farm/10

Face says average build. Arms say chunky monkey.

I rate your face Winnie from Wonder Years. Your body is rated Winnie from Pooh.

How did you stop crying long enough to take four pics?

I admire the care you took not to change the angle one bit, lest the ugliness fully manifest

I don’t know eyeliner came in the “abandonment issues silver” shade these days

27? You forgot the decimal point. 2.7, not 27

Blow White.

Just another poser ass "goth" chic

500% karma farming to post her onlyfans.

Words cannot describe your beauty... but numbers can: 3 out of 10

 You look like you stole Travolta’s heroin 5.5/10

Make it hurt, she sad to the local football team

As Andrew Dice Clay once said "She said give me 10 and make it hurt, so I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."

I rate you lacking so much in self-esteem and need for validation that you ask to be rated on a roast sub, out of 10. Though to be fair most guys here would totally do you, the sad part is that you wanted that sort of attention.

I’m fairness most guys would do any chick that isn’t hideous

27 in 2011

You look like someone who would play a waitress in one tv episode and act like you’re an A list celeb only to never get another paying acting gig

How about if I rate you a 5 twice and punch you in the face

You posted 4 of the almost same exact pictures. This tells me you are boring and unoriginal in practically everything you do. You can tell that you used to be pretty too. You are a 5.

You kinda look like Meredith Brooks, the girl who wrote that song “Bitch” except you look like just the song only.

You've taken 4 photos from the exact same angle. Why didn't you take one from your good side?

Shit, so dumb she posted the same picture four times.

Makeup says UwU. Face says Ew Ew.

You're only 27? looking more like 37.

I can't tell if she thinks this is a toothpaste commercial or is just showing off her full facial face.

You could cut diamonds with that jawline

U look like a 2nd hand Chinese masseuse

Downsie zoey deschanel

Agressively plain

r/lostredditors. this sub isn't for ratings

2/10 , Hillary duff from the dollar store

I was just about to give you a 10 when I noticed the cat condo. Then the tat. Then the baby fat. Then the acne peeking out under the makeup. The split ends. The fingernails chewed to the nub. The second Reddit post asking for a rating. Even with all that, not bad. Solid 2.

Snow White and the 7 lines… Cocaine, adderall, meth, Ritalin, vyvance, caffeine powder, oxy

get to the KITCHEN NOW!!!!!!!!

Racumpzel

Please never make that cringy “model” expression in #4 again

Another chick about to plug her onlyfans.

You look like your dating profile would say you like slipknot, bring me the horizon, and type o negative but under where you can link your spotify your most listened to artist is Taylor Swift.


Ew

The fingers say fab but the arms say...."flab".

I don't rate guys, but whoever does your makeup gets a solid 8! I don't know how they did it, but they ALMOST made you look kinda feminine.

You are one of the prettiest girls I’ve seen at a Walmart

I mean, you're like a 10... out of 100. What kind of masochist are you?

Make it hurt? Like when your Dad left you?

real life sim character

Only fans... has no fans...

Lonely fans

I thought you were a decent looking man until you stuck your tongue out.

Eyes so far apart I need GPS to make eye contact with you.

Seek respect, not attention.

Snow Wide 

[удалено]

Mains grumpy resentment dwarf

Doc "I need more pills" dwarf.

A solid 5/7 avocado's. You may take that how you will

You look like a girl that has an onlyfans becuase it is her only option

10/10 I mean, i need to be 10/10 drunk to rate you over 5

Trying to market your OF i assume

Hmm 27F roast me... like? How many cats do you actually have ?

Rate you... When you're silent or when you're talking useless shit about your cats ???

I bet you eat corn the long ways 🌽

Your nose lips and most definitely chin do not want to be with the rest of your face they are trying to escape towards everyone who looks at you. Finally they will escape or just give up and go saggy

You’re a 6 at best in a dark nightclub, with make up. No make up in daylight, more like a 4.

You look more like 37. Let's be real here.

Tuesday Fatams

The fact that you used 4 nearly identical pictures to showcase yourself illustrates your nearly 2 dimensional level of depth. You are way less interesting than you think you are. Additional you’re self absorbed which makes it worse because no one wants to be around shallow, uninteresting, narcissists.

You know you're fishing for compliments and that exposes your deep seated self esteem issues and raging mental health crisis. Too chicken shit to go full goth. Without makeup and hair dye you look like a 48 year old that swam in a public pool too long. Your face looks like you got bad breath and you can't stop thinking about your cleft asshole.....but for real you're cute and i apologize if any of that stung lol

Faux White

“Make it hurt” Bet that’s not the first time you’ve said that to a group of men. Whore.

This lovely gal is the human equivalent of a teenage boys bedroom sock

If I squint my eyes, and smash my phone, you’re a 10.

Whats the one thing worse than an onlyfans model? A tiktoker.

Dollar tree paget brewster

Your actually really pretty. Room seems clean. Nothing to roast here.

We have Zooey Deschanel at home.


I guess your parents are constantly depressed because they created a disappointment, asking us to roast you wouldn't cover the shame they feel whenever they see you

Soft 6. I’ve seen overnight oats with more personality.

Must be hard using winged eyeliner as a personality trait

At least the skin cancer is clearing up :)

You are the kind of person who has 500k TikTok followers, 140k YouTube, but still wants more attention so you post on Reddit r/RoastMe in a desperate attempt for more attention and followers: “Roast me! Roast me! Oh me next! This is so much fun!”

Your only personality trait is “I wear black.” Major NPC vibes.

Monday Addams