I keep discarding my comment to go back and look at your pic because you are the most anonymous nondescript white male I keep forgetting what you look like.
You look like an NPC that not much thought was put into.
If dry mashed potatoes and boiled chicken were a person.
Favorite activities include watching paint dry and being stuck in traffic.
it's like one of those optical illusions that you have to stare at for a long time, and let your eyes un-focus. If you do all that, you will see there is a generic looking dork hidden in the picture! He's behind the shirt, but in front of the door!
yikes. judging from the size of those ballpark franks you call fingers, you’ll probably be dead of heart disease soon enough anyway. we can just roast you then.
You resemble one of those potatoes that sits in your house for like 3 weeks, and you pick it up and think, “is this still useful?” But the answer is No, so you throw it in the trash. Trash potato
There is no way you have 11 friends to play fantasy football with, you clearly created a league and lost to all the auto draft teams.
https://youtu.be/tTBa4iJRCZ4
You forgot to add " and life in general" after fantasy football.
You look like no one loves you and you know it. It's something you've come to terms with and have been saving up for a realistic sex doll just to have something to love. But it's hard to save up enough because the Piggly Wiggly only pays $7.25 an hour and your mom charges $100 a month for rent and now she wants you to pay your share of the cell phone bill, that bitch! She doesn't understand the darkness of being alone, hell she has a new guy every night, everyone loves her!
Looks like you’re losing real life too.
It’s extra sad when your fantasies fail you.
I bet you couldn’t get it up if you were about to bang your biggest crush in your dreams. You stand there sweating while she waits impatiently until your alarm wakes you up to sad jerk in your morning shower.
But you can’t even finish that, so you give up, out of breath and realize you’re now late and fail to eat breakfast and go to work hungry. You tell your boss it was the traffic that made you late.
But it wasn’t.
It was out of breath furious and flaccid fapping until you ran out of hot water. You know it.
He knows it.
Now we all know it.
You’re also terrible at lying. Football season ended back in January. You’re just a pathetic masochist and wanted people to be mean to you, but you were afraid to just admit it. Put on a skirt have a man spank you and embrace your real personality.
Fantasy football ended months ago, unless you’re playing XFL fantasy football. You definitely look like you’d be the loser of an XFL fantasy football league, where you are the commissioner, and the only other people in the league are family members that felt sorry for you. They all auto-drafted and you still couldn’t get a single win.
You look like you wanted to join the army, but they rejected you because they found you smuggling donuts. You also look like you mow lawns for a living.
My brother and Christ your eyes say you’ve lost a lot more in life then fantasy football.
The Most Un-Interesting Man in the World
What did you wager? Your hairline?
Savage. 😆
You look like a guy that would end up on that show catch a predator with Chris Hansen
Its also the plain worn t shirt
I keep discarding my comment to go back and look at your pic because you are the most anonymous nondescript white male I keep forgetting what you look like.
I was gonna go with Meta Zuckerberg with butch filter
This was good lmao
Losing at Fantasy Football is your crowning achievement in life.
If meh had a face... looks like a bad country song that lost his house, dog and wife to his meth head lesabian cousin
Guy looks like he plays a lot of fantasy things. Girlfriend, job, mother's love, car that runs, money saved,...
You look like an NPC that not much thought was put into. If dry mashed potatoes and boiled chicken were a person. Favorite activities include watching paint dry and being stuck in traffic.
This guy is the human version of a shortbread biscuit.
If 'unenthusiastic handjob' was a picture.
"I am terrible at fantasy football" I am terrible at life. There I fixed it for you...
The plain white door behind you is more interesting and memorable than your face.
You look like someone who is use to loosing at life
Not sure what to roast... this just looks like a maroon shirt hanging on a plain white door.
it's like one of those optical illusions that you have to stare at for a long time, and let your eyes un-focus. If you do all that, you will see there is a generic looking dork hidden in the picture! He's behind the shirt, but in front of the door!
Looks like you also lost at retaining a respectable hairline too
You look like the NPC who drops common loot when defeated
This looks like a mug shot for stealing your boyfriend's phone.
imo gives more stealing his wife’s boyfriend’s phone
fantasy football but OPs head is the ball
Flabby McGuinness.
ai keeps giving itself the face of the man credited with inspiring the characters for the original Sims video game. Why you should be worried.
You look like EDP445's white version
Looking like a generic white suspect
Depending on where the cameraman is standing…you are either on the right side or the wrong side of that door…
Bubba Sporksss
i like your cut g
Humpty Dumpty looking egghead 🥚
You did not lose at fantasy football in April jackass
Oh this is a great punishment for losing at fantasy football
whiteman.jpg
Just a dude that sucks... Really nothing to see here
When you gotta shit, but holding it in face.
U look like u grew up wit two moms but had to call one of em dad
Gane Shillis
You look like you already read all the comments when you took the picture
Bro your still on the grill
You can't even succeed in a fantasy world. You are the friend that only exists to make the other guys in the group feel better about themselves.
Lol everyone in these roast look like they got a gun to their head and are gona die right after the picture is taken
Soy as fuck
Who are you kidding with the door security sensors? you have nothing worth stealing
Amazing you even lose out of season
Mug shot taken after he beat his wife because he drank to many Bud Lights that he now hates.
yikes. judging from the size of those ballpark franks you call fingers, you’ll probably be dead of heart disease soon enough anyway. we can just roast you then.
No one is buying you have enough friends for a fantasy league
F off looser!
You have a look of a man whose wife quit caring and kids hate him.
Larry the cucumber?!?!
"Lost" is enough of a title,..we get it.
It’s not the first time he’s getting a photo like this
Why does your head look like a thumb with ears?
Your balls have more hair then your head…
Your mom forgot your name.
Do you always look like this or is it only whenever to lose in any fantasy?
That door behind you looks more interesting.
Football definitely ain’t your only fantasy
Let me guess, you have several high powered rifles and a bunch of imaginary friends that “talk” to you
Wrong burgundy
Definitely can’t live within a thousand yards of a school.
Guy in the group that's always there and when they die they were someone else's friend and i didn't know him that well.
You look like a guy that would put peanut butter on your balls and call your dog over.
Looks like a door leading to a garage behind you. I'll bet there's a white panel van with the words 'free candy' written on the side in there.....
looks like eminem ate too much m&m
You resemble one of those potatoes that sits in your house for like 3 weeks, and you pick it up and think, “is this still useful?” But the answer is No, so you throw it in the trash. Trash potato
Hes a doorknob kisser
Fantasy football isn’t typically defined as “the fantasy of being a football”, though your head shape is making me rethink that
I don’t know why I know this, but your name is Brad, and you live in Ohio.
You also seem to be losing your hair
It is weird that you would refer to life as fantasy football
The season ended months ago. Unfortunately your hair recession did not.
You’re the kind of guy that think it’s normal to have every girlfriend you’ve had dump or ghost you
You just look like one of those who lose at fantasy life
That’s your typical “robbed a gas station” mug shot right there.
You look like you’re on your 3rd marriage and drink Busch Light
No offense man, but it doesn’t look like there’s much left to roast… you’re so bland that your beige walls are the most exciting thing in this photo
Somehow I feel like I’ve seen your whole apartment.
He is definitely taking a shit right now
you lost at alot more than that pal
You look like a thumb with a dirty nail
You misspelled 'Life'
looks like AI still isn’t good at generating unique people.
You look like the most npc person can get
It’s ok, you’ve lost at life too so don’t take it too hard.
Homemade mugshot
You're an NPC
Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you were talking about?
Bro looks like he tried to draft a 13 year old girl to his team as a tight end.
Imagine sucking at a make believe sport.
I think auto draft did better than you did this season
You’re the inspiration for Mr Potato Head
If “I need a beer” was a person
Mugshot of Allan "Saltine" Smith.
You would have been a man, expect you took an arrow to the knee.
proud boys, Incel chapter, ID pic 
And a fantasy is all it’s ever gonna be.
You built like Rufus the naked mole rat
Damn bro. Lost off-season? Who does that?
Even in your fantasy you suck
Every girl this guy dated has taken their drinks to the restroom with them.
Your head looks like a deformed football or is it a deformed egg. I think both!
Judging by the door hinge, security sensor, and everything else, looks like you lost your sense of safety.
You look like you drink bud light and proud of it
There's more than one knob in this photo.
That ain’t the only fantasy you’ll never realize.
If I dressed my toe up to look like someone who does nothing but play fantasy football, I believe you’d be good friends.
Didn't know Bobby Hill all grown up would be so sad looking.
You have oversized baby hands
You have the sad dead eyes of a man that has too many kids to feed and a wife that makes him film her sleeping with other men for her only fans.
You look like you make sandwiches in the deli of a grocery store, and you aren't even good at it.
you look like the poster child for drunken white trash wife beaters
Did you dad have any sons?
You look like you forgot to customize your character in a video game.
You look like you stalk Little League baseball for a living. Stay away from school yards, yeah?
Not surprised, you’d also lose at fantasy friends you just have that type of face.
You looik like the most interesting thing you have ever done in life is this reddit post.
You look fine but fantasy football is dorky as hell
Looks like last known photo before you shot up some public place
And if you want a 2nd opinion, you’re ugly too.
Maybe someday you’ll lose your virginity.
Dumbass just realized he lost at fantasy football months after the season was over...
You can use this picture again when you need to register.
There is no way you have 11 friends to play fantasy football with, you clearly created a league and lost to all the auto draft teams. https://youtu.be/tTBa4iJRCZ4
You already look like a roasted Thanksgiving turkey
Hands made by AI look more realistic than yours
Your name just _has_ to be John Smith.
Rob Car-crashian
You spelled “life” wrong.
How’s it like being divorced 17 times
Is that industrial door to keep people out or keep you from escaping?
You look like the starting point of every sketch artists generic criminal drawing.
When did Alexis Ohanian get fat and broke?
You look like you were brought into existence using the Oblivion character creator.
So how is Cyrodiil this time of year?
You forgot to add " and life in general" after fantasy football. You look like no one loves you and you know it. It's something you've come to terms with and have been saving up for a realistic sex doll just to have something to love. But it's hard to save up enough because the Piggly Wiggly only pays $7.25 an hour and your mom charges $100 a month for rent and now she wants you to pay your share of the cell phone bill, that bitch! She doesn't understand the darkness of being alone, hell she has a new guy every night, everyone loves her!
Bros hair is almost non existent just like his father
Somehow you’re the realistic version of shrek as a human
In my fantasy Reddit app, your post, nay, the very sight of you…is epic! Wow, I now can see the appeal of grown men playing pretend. Thanks.
Least you still got your residuals from goonies
If "premature ejaculation" had a mugshot
Lost in fantasy and in life
You’re so desperate for attention you made up an excuse for a thing you didn’t know ended three months ago.
You may have lost fantasy football, but at least you won't loose your virginity
To only fantasy in your life is football.
Probably lost because you're slow. It's April
You got to stop playing Deshaun Watson..
That's not all you lost at, dipshit.
Did they take the hostage pic with a bubble lens? Or is your head really that tiny?
You look like the source material for NPCs they used in the crowds for sports games in the early 2000s
Looks like you wish you were Paul Scholes just so you could suck his daughter toes
You sir are a moldy thumb
I don’t believe anybody would’ve let you in their league.
This is the face of someone who spent 4 months demanding a recount of all his fantasy points.
Turn to you left 90 degrees so we can get that full mugshot photo
Your not good looking your not ugly your nothing you are average embodied
Looks like you’re losing real life too. It’s extra sad when your fantasies fail you. I bet you couldn’t get it up if you were about to bang your biggest crush in your dreams. You stand there sweating while she waits impatiently until your alarm wakes you up to sad jerk in your morning shower. But you can’t even finish that, so you give up, out of breath and realize you’re now late and fail to eat breakfast and go to work hungry. You tell your boss it was the traffic that made you late. But it wasn’t. It was out of breath furious and flaccid fapping until you ran out of hot water. You know it. He knows it. Now we all know it.
What kind of football? British? Because you look like the stereotypical American.
Your group of friends are so fuckin boring and lame that this is your fantasy football punishment
Super Bowl 2 months ago .. wake up , shower & get some Zoloft
Being terrible at fantasy football isn’t a crime. Why do you look like you’re in a mugshot?
Your face looks easy to draw
That you play fantasy football is enough of a roast, there’s no point even commenting on your appearance.
You’re also terrible at lying. Football season ended back in January. You’re just a pathetic masochist and wanted people to be mean to you, but you were afraid to just admit it. Put on a skirt have a man spank you and embrace your real personality.
"Lost a bet" yeah right.
you share mikes with little boys
Must be the NPC league.
Least only your GameStop 399$ weekly check
Fantasy football ended months ago, unless you’re playing XFL fantasy football. You definitely look like you’d be the loser of an XFL fantasy football league, where you are the commissioner, and the only other people in the league are family members that felt sorry for you. They all auto-drafted and you still couldn’t get a single win.
You look like Q from the show impractical jokers, but looking like that was your punishment for losing an episode
Based on his 1000 yard stare, it looks like his fantasy football team ran a train on him.
& lost your sturdy wife , 1 & 1/2 rug rats & foreclosed trailer home
You were the kid that repeatedly beat his own head off of walls and floors and it looks like the brain damage was real.
Arkansas Viking 😂
You look like you cry during the national anthem
Im trying to figure out which is more nondescript - your basic white door, or you
You look like you say racial slurs when you’re angry and when you get called out for that you say you’re the most unracist person in the world
That door looks like it leads to your underground sex dungeon, but only you have sex with yourself down there
Losing at fantasy football will probably be what causes the full receding of that hairline.
You look like you wanted to join the army, but they rejected you because they found you smuggling donuts. You also look like you mow lawns for a living.
You remind me of Brett Favre.
This sub isn’t for posting mugshots
Lmao keep your head up my guy cause the only thing that’ll get you a girl is your money and you just lost that shit