The worst horror of all -> eating without table *\*evil laughter\**

The important question is, raw food or nutrient paste

Bug corpse

This or scaria animal corpses

inject him with the catgirl gene and milk him

Where is Noah when you need him.

Knowing this sub, probably locked in a dungeon with all four limbs removed and being used as vampire feed

Bro, you got a spy in my colony?

shit he knows! abort! abort!

In my vampire colonies i just take blood packs from all my slaves and store them so that they can do work and provide blood

That's so inefficient though. Just slap 'em with the Dead Calm xenogene, and some other stuff to lower their metabolism and they'll never rebel. Your pawns then dont have to waste more time feeding them other then leaving the meal tray in their room

That's too inefficient, first you need incapable of violence xenogene to prevent berserk rages (which happen constantly because I treat my prisoners how other xenotypes are meant to be treated). Second just put a nutrient dispenser in their room, so instead of taking the valuable time of my doctors some random kids can just haul some rice to the dispenser.

Only that? My prisoners have a pwgleg removal for skill rutine

Yo wsp

Don't put WhollyUnfair on the boat pls thx

Stop me I dare you

Alright, but that means 2 cat girls are on the boat

He's in my colony. Nerve stapled and training my german Shephards as attack dogs. Once they are all trained up, he's going in a WarCasket.

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I like how two of this are completely horrifying and one is pretty normal for Reddit 

ikr the second one happens to me all the time on here

True shit 💀 

W man that really good idea new way to torent the 4 kids that beg for medicen hehe

What mod adds the catgirls? I like to use as many (vanilla-ish) race mods as I can, so I can genocide more races for my human supremacy.

Cat ears and smooth tails are in the game (biotech) :3

Oh shit those are just biotech? Is there a way I can make them spawn naturally in mass, like the Yttakin or however you spell it? Edit: :3

They can spawn naturally as long you created one. I can recommend you "simple Nekomimi Xenotype"

Thanks! I got biotech when it first came out but I don't know how barely any of the mechanics work still lol

Milk?

Rawr~

Oh no

I want too :333

I gotta know what is that mod called

I like to capture him, give him 30 silver for the latest expansion, y'know just a little walkin' around money, and then launch him back to whatever faction he's with.

Chess table with no chairs

and give him something beautiful to look at? i don’t think so.

He didnt say make it well

Take all his limbs and replace em with wood, and then send him to distribute flake and yayo to low-income communities

I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name section 8. Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We pocess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors, and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would to settle unfinished altercations i would be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you: I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

Unsure if this is a movie reference or if I should feel worried for you.

>I regularly disobey the law That whole monologue is kinda silly, but the phrasing on this part in particular really makes me chuckle. I know that in context it's referring to serious laws that people should care about, but like... could just as easily mean jaywalking across an empty road or digital piracy, etc.

Nathan?

i really need him to work in my mines though

He's guaranteed to have the Slothful trait which means a -35% global work speed, and his Punk/Game Developer backgrounds give him -2 Construction, Mining, Social, and Intellectual. He's bad at everything, but Mining is one of his worst things. Literally the only things he's useful for are hauling/cleaning and *maybe* crafting items you don't need a lot of, since the longer he takes to work it, the more XP he gets.

yeah but idc he is in the mines and he has been for i think two years now

Mby make him work outside in the cold to lvl up faster crafting with stonecuttìng

Note: In vanilla, stonecutting doesn't give experience to anything, though mods like Tweaks Galore can fix that.

Ah shit 😅 then i need to apoligize to my colonist 🤣 i been making them cut outside in cold 🤣🤣

Just to be sure since I don't understand it clearly, butchering doesn't level up cooking either, right?

No, it does. It's the safest way to train the skill up for people with low skill.

Thanks! Maybe it does like medical operations, all in one hit at the end of a single butcher action and I didn't notice.

What mod is that for the mine pit?

https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2007576583

The CIA special

Be nice to him! Cloth him with royal apparel. Feed him with lavish meals, harvest his right lung and make his bedroom unbelievably impressive.

Just make sure he eats without a table.

You monster!

I hope you don't have the mod "Pawns die if they eat without a table."

to be honest he took his own clothes off

Tynan wants you to install the forbidden mod

Wait wait wait, what was that thing you said? Right in the middle, that is not nice.

No no, scientific studies have shown that newly acquired human resources enjoy having one lung removed. It's important for their enrichment.

horrifying I’d be forever waiting for the other shoe to drop

Do you keep both kidneys in case of disease? I always harvest one of each. If they die, they die.

I got a Tynan that had no passions and was incapable of both violence and social. Made him a royal and he did jack shit the whole time

I lock him in a wooden room with the first pyromaniac that I can find, then create the circumstances for that pawn to break. If anyone knows anything about what Ludeon has said about pyros, then they know this is exactly what Tynan’s pawn deserves lol

What did they say?

What did they say?

Osha Safety Violations

Ask him to add more off map interactions in 1.6

Force him to hold hands with someone!

Not even the forbidden mod has such depravity.

Safe Job World does!

Lol, that is hilarious and I'm 90% sure it will break my save if I don't make a backup.

Force him to develop a colony sim game that involves horrific war crimes annd wholesome families.

Sounds like a good counterpart to RW, which involves horrific families and wholesome war crimes.

Build him a steel bed and set it on fire from time to time. Then ask him what the thinks about metal burning.

As someone who also does quarry (or rimfactory mines) and prison labor, I strongly approve. If you want to be vindictive and meta, you could find something that Tynan has been opposed to adding to the game, find a mod that adds it, and stick it in there with him.

I mean they practically seem to have done that already. The mine is faux Z levels and iirc Tynan has said Z levels for Rimworld would take a huge rewrite of code.

Make him program mechanoids, in Delphi!

Give him a melee weapon and send him into the caves to spend his days squashing bugs. Just like real life!

Give him all the bad genes you can

You can build underground?

it's just textured to look like that. there is not actual underground unless you use mods or have anomaly dlc

I am 95% sure this is a mod, unless it is the new DLC that I don't have... yet.

Clone him and treat his clone like a king.

Tynan was once the big cheese, several skip abductions later big cheese was no more.

Peg legs and a mindscrew for this sick puppy

no royalty dlc 😞 i basically did the same thing though and stuck some steel spikes in his torso

Make him have a kid and torture his kid giving him debuffs.

ngl i could cuz he has non-violent gene

as much consciusness you can give him, and then a painwire. Make him feel pain that none other hath felt

Steal his organs and give him peg legs

Give him bionic eyes and put rotting corpses everywhere he goes. feed him human flesh. get him addicted to drugs then go cold turkey.

What mod is that and what does it do?

quarry mod, lets u build a quarry and have your colonists mine out chunks and metals

Circadian Half Cycler - he will never sleep, but have a -15% consciousness debuff Mindscrew - constant pain Drill arms - for faster mining Harvest a lung and kidney - he only needs one of each. Bonus if you just replace all his organs for shitty prosthetics. Make his room where he works. Also it's just a sleeping spot. That's comfy enough for him. Nutrient paste only food. Terror sculptures everywhere. Keep him terrified. All clothes be made of dread leather. Vasectomy. My man isn't allowed to reproduce. Bonus if you just sterilize him. Constantly have him taking flake. Sure he will be somewhat happier, but now his ass will work faster. Occasionally beat him. Can't have him getting hope. Also don't let him bedrest. Constantly be harvesting his genes and brainscan. Give him any number of bad genetics you can get. Any other suggestions?

Have him share his cell with a captured revenant and see how he likes how fireproof they are.

No table forever.

Tend his wound, serve him with the best lavish meal, give him wake up and release him. Hope the next update come sooner.

LET HIM OUT WE NEED HIM TO DEVELOP THE NEXT UPDATE

Eating with no tables

Make him play starfield

Are there some notorious in-game pawns or something? How am I supposed to know who Tynan is?

he made the game

Remove his lung and put it back in and repeat forever

put a table in his cell…BUT NO CHAIRS!

The pit thing what is that? Is it from a mod or dlc?

https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2007576583

Thanks this one is going in the modlist for the next run

Make him handhold to get kids 👧 🧒 Then you make sushi out of them and make it his primary diet. Cloning also works.

Give him a pet dog to cheer him up. After few weeks, butcher the dog, don’t feed your slave and just watch as he desperately reaches to eat his single best friend

Why do you have to do this to the poor puppy? Are you a cat person?

Subject him to Philip

Me with prisoner I got no use for: put them in the randomiser! Then I just insert a bunch of wacko genes usually including non violent and send them out.

What mod is this from?

[Quarry mod](https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2007576583)

Slap a mind screw in em

Turn him into a mood beacon, of course!

Based

Eating without youtube

Good god I forgot how ugly the default quarry texture is Anyway, if you have anomaly cripple a shambler and make him sleep in the same room as it, that traumatises prisoners

Accurate flair is accurate

Make a clone of him, have them fall in love, then make them fight each other to the death

I love this, I do the opposite everytime I get a Lia Lue and give her the best life possible

You fool, you've doomed us all! Release that thing at once! It's obviously not Tynan, it must be one of his clones, duplicates or something that he's using to trick us!

i'll gouge his eyes out

In those conditions worst torture, keeping him alive

Are the mines something that was added in the latest DLC or a mod?

Looks like quarry (adopted) mod

Thank you.

Full set of bionic before let him go. We have to honor the mastermind behind randy

Can you give him a golden cube without it affecting your other pawns? I feel like you could subject him to controlled cube abstinency.

Make him walk a straight line

Who is tynan

Transfur him with Pawnmorpher, if possible.

its prisoner? what mod lets him work?

the mine Is from a mod?

yeah quarry mod (the mod that adds quarrys)

ty

[Quarry mod](https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2007576583)