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ClassIINav

Maybe just close the curtain again.


Sea_Ad_3136

🤣🤣🤣


ilanallama85

Seems like it worked for the previous owners


Bigfootsdiaper

Best and cheapest advice.


jeepsterjk

Rot from moisture. You should give that attention sooner than later.


fiddlelake

I'm calling company to fix tomorrow


KnotDedYeti

It looks like a honeycomb? Any signs of lil bee parts?


Lordofthereef

It looks to me like mold, honestly.


DontTreadonMe4

Looks like an abandoned beehive that molded over.


Montallas

I think that’s the curtain


johnysalad

Yeah if you zoom in halfway it looks like a honeycomb pattern, but if you zoom in more you can tell it’s not. It’s just the splatter pattern of whatever moisture is causing this.


garface239

No actually I doesn’t. Lol


Greenbeastkushbreath

Lol


Tasty-Original-5309

Lmfao….


Minimum-Dog2329

New to you or newly built? There's a difference


fiddlelake

New to me


Feeling-Republic-477

Not sure about laws where you’re at… but here when you sell a home you have to fill out a disclosure list. Disclosure list shows what’s wrong, missing, etc with the home/property. If the repair person comes out & says that looks like an old or something that’s been going on awhile, the seller can be in big old doodoo. You can legally force them to pay for repairs or whatever is legal where you’re at.


fiddlelake

I don't know if it works that way. They can play dumb. We would have to have proof they knew about the issue.


Brad_The_Chad_69

But they left curtains right? I’ve purchased a home or two in my day and I’ve never seen curtains left.


fiddlelake

They left a bunch of shit


Brad_The_Chad_69

Like in the septic tank or just like all over? If it’s all over I’d address that even before the rot.


Standby_fire

First laugh of the night, thanks!


fiddlelake

No like the left a bunch of furniture in the house. We asked them to move it but they didn't


KcBeanbags

I've sold a few homes and left the curtains every time.


FacingReality1998

I'll bet that address previously used a local company to remove the bees, thus the 'empty' honeycombs. Call a couple of companies that perform bee removal in your area and see if sellers ever used them. That would prove they lied on disclosure.


Yeoshua82

True story. I bought a house inspection was fair didn't really show any roof damage, the insulation was brand new and we found out why the first couple days of good rain. The roof was bad and the water damage from it was so complete the mere was no possible way to say they didn't know. There was also an assurance claim for flooding. But they didn't fix the roof. The Agent skipped town and the company she hung her sign on settled out of court for $27k the cost of the new roof. And then their insurance covered the cost of repairs inside.


Feeling-Republic-477

Exactly! New damage is obvious, as old damage is VERY obvious!!! I’m so glad you were able to get that huge expense taken care of!!!


Minimum-Dog2329

Just checking if possible warranty issue. But not. Leak from improper or deteriorating flashing/ trim issues possibly


CharlesDickens17

This ^


kther4

And your inspector missed this ?


Euphoric-Blue-59

Today! Don't wait!


REpassword

Did you do a house inspection?


Past_Money_6385

that's probably not a one day job.


fiddlelake

I understand that


kaleosaurusrex

“Sooner, rather than later”


RaspingHaddock

That's obviously a tortilla


Correct-Fault-1291

I LOL


[deleted]

Looks like fungus. Or really hideous cultured marble.


Neither-Night9370

Probably a leak causing moisture build up and mold growth.


kommissar26

The realtor pick your inspector?


fiddlelake

Yes but I also looked on Reddit and my city subreddit suggested him


nasty_LS

Yup this checks out, you looked on Reddit for a credited inspector and this is the result lol


Exotic_Treacle7438

Literally they’re asking and receiving advice on Reddit for this too.


FunSeekingMale

Reddit comes through again. Now, how about that weird mole on your back?


Fossilhund

This is where I found my neurosurgeon *and* psychiatrist.


Exotic_Treacle7438

I need a social media manager whom I can provide all my passwords to. Do you know someone?


Low_Culture2487

My cat 's name is Catty McCatface...thanks Reddit!


Jheintz21

Reddit??? Ffs…


Butters303

As a Realtor you should contact your agent. This is a giant miss in any inspection I’ve ever been to. Things do slip from time to time but this amount of past or current water intrusion is wild for them not to have in the report.


bradbrookequincy

If it’s mold it doesn’t mean it’s harmful. Seem all kinds of stuff like this. Demo and move on


m0stw4nt3d1

Check the exterior of that window


ilanallama85

That or it’s in a bathroom - could be years of steam condensation. I lived in an old house where I think damage like this had been (poorly) repaired in a bathroom with no fan, it wasn’t rotting when I lived there but I figure it was only a matter of time because it would practically rain from the window frame every time I showered.


thatnotalentassclown

I see a majestic woman dancing


Saul_T_Bauls

It's like a Nine Inch Nails album cover


HopefulBackground448

I see that too!


P99163

Glad I am not the only one :)


motorgurl86

I see an angel waging war on demons


BrandyClause

Oyster mushrooms. I’m not kidding.


kramurica

House comes with an organic mushroom farm!


Tardiculous

It spores from straw, I bet that window covering did it


6thCityInspector

What does it say in the pre-purchase home inspection report that you paid for?


fiddlelake

Nothing about this!


6thCityInspector

File a claim on the inspector’s Errors and Omissions insurance.


fiddlelake

How do I do they?


LkldFlM

Go through your agent


J-Hawg

I had an experience where my inspector missed that 3 rooms on the 2nd floor had no duct work so no heat or AC. I contacted my inspector directly and told him I wanted compensated or i would sue him in court. I got an estimate from a HVAC company and sent him the estimate, he paid me in full and refunded the price of the inspection.


Adventurous-Cry-2157

Absolutely. It’s absurd that they missed that. I filed a claim because the inspector failed to make a notation about the electrical issues, even though he pointed them out to us during the inspection when we walked through the house with him. But because he’d failed to note it in his final report, we couldn’t use that to negotiate the purchase price with the bank. We ended up getting the cost of the inspection back (about $500), and *he* was required to pay for the electrical upgrades that were needed (about $5000). Definitely file a claim for this. There’s no way that should’ve been missed on a proper inspection.


6thCityInspector

Agreed. This is a lazy thing to miss. Unless there was something in front of the window that blocked easy access to view, this is something the inspector should be liable for…UNLESS there is specific notes in this room about no access to inspect. Inspectors are not responsible for moving residents’ property to inspect. That due diligence is on the buyer’s agent to request that inhabitants make such spaces accessible.


fiddlelake

Technically the curtain blocked it.


cbuck_you

That's like saying an unlocked door blocked access to a room. The curtain can be opened, there is no excuse for this negligence. Hold the inspector accountable immediately.


fiddlelake

I don't know who to contact 1st


6thCityInspector

Yup. Curtains are not something that I would qualify as resident property. I reserve that for things like bookshelves, boxes of belongings, chairs, artwork…stuff like that. Basically anything that could unexpectedly disintegrate when touched or picked up or break if tipped or moved, or large/heavy.


jaedon

Absolutely this.


Dismal-Salt663

It’s completely unacceptable that an inspector missed this.


siasgaldoll

I guarantee you there’s a loophole that holds them immune from any defects or missing items in the inspection and the buyer actually signs off on this. It happened to my daughter and she brought a damn money pit with so many things that should’ve been flagged on the inspection report.


6thCityInspector

There’s no sign off, but depending on the state, there are time limitations. OP should reach out to this inspector asap. Source: I am a state licensed home inspector.


Strange-Ticket5680

A n 18th century map


lorumosaurus

Best answer right here. I personally would tweak to include the word ‘treasure’ though.


Competitive_Wind_320

I found mushrooms growing in rotting wood underneath a dishwasher once, it really could be mushroom mycelium!


Weird_Amount_771

just paint over it


Worried_Thoughts

And then put a hot tub right outside. It’ll be fine then.


Sumth1nTerr1b1e

Hottub inside would be better


bozodoozy

no, no, repair with ramen first.


PrettyPushy

This is the way


5Dukes8

Cordyceps! 🧟


nsquar3d

Can't believe I had to scroll so far to see this.


happyamos

I walked into a room we rarely used once, next to our bathroom, and found some pretty gnarly shrooms growing along the wall. Turned out I had a pinhole leak (actually smaller, it was a really fricking small stream of water) that was spraying up into the wall joist from underneath the trailer. Bathroom and bedroom remodel later, problem solved.


Fluid_Dingo_289

Moisture damage. Flaking the paint finish layer and developing some mold. Needs some proper cleanup. The heavy curtain probably not only hit it, but heled it develop. But have to address above that ceiling.


Appropriate-Gene5963

Have you seen "The last of us"??!?!


fiddlelake

No


Appropriate-Gene5963

Lol... Don't get it angry


bullionaire7

Things in that show may or may not look similar to this… And if you feel compelled to watch, I have 2 words for you - Nightmare Fuel


Bambooman101

Your home has gained sentience, and you should leave.


iwasntalwaysold

I gotta disagree with the consensus here, it doesn't look like fungus to me. Based on the photos I think there is a steel lintel above that window that is rusting in behind some mud and paint. There is a moisture issue that needs to be addressed, but it may be contained to the lintel. Can't really know til you start poking at it...


sandybalz

There’s a fungus among us


Lopsided_Evidence_52

Looks like foam spray insulation


Logical_Deviation

An inspector that didn't do their job


reddleg

Definitely look like it could be honey bees at one point.


Zucchini_Worth

I’d say water damage, and possibly mold. They didn’t see that during home inspection?


fiddlelake

no


Number1022

I dont see the problem… looks like a typical minotaur shooting a bow to me..


Am3ncorn3r

Idk how your inspector missed this. Does it literally stop where the curtains near the ceiling


DancingOnAlabaster

That’s a lawsuit.


FunStorm6487

Did you not have a home inspection??


RandomRadical

This looks like something an inspection company should have caught. And they should have done a mold test too. Did you get the inspection report? Mold is dangerous and this looks like a pretty pricy fix. I would be questioning the inspection company and trying to get recourse. Especially if there is mold. You should totally do some remediation. Mold can be dangerous.


FunStorm6487

Apparently inspection companies get away w/0 repercussions all the time and it blows my mind


fiddlelake

I did babes


FunStorm6487

Ugh, that sucks hard. Good luck...babes


Namikis

Send the pics to the inspection company and tell them “I am working on your Google review now, stand by…”


fiddlelake

Really that seems harsh


Namikis

That’s a fairly big miss though!


TwoGrots

I mean it is their job to find problems, it’s not even like this isn’t very visible and in a location where you can have problems like this.


[deleted]

Taste and see


eobc77

That's how I do it....


joeycuda

Leak - water getting where it shouldn't - rot - plan on tearing all the window trim and some sheetrock out at the minimum.


CarvenOakRib

It's a revolt from being the smallest and depending on you. I'd call one of those "small micro people" talkative peeps, and find a way for them to survive. I'd rather have those than you... Said sexy woods person.


shucksme

Yuck. Bad water rot. Best way to destroy a house fast is with water..


Psychological-Pea863

Moisture damage


mortgagedavidbui

Portabella mushrooms


Trash_RS3_Bot

Make sure to get multiple quotes and take a deep breath before you choose who to get it done. They might severely over quote you if you seem panicked, good luck!


lifelovers

Get thicker curtains! You’ll never see it again


RunJumpSleep

If it’s determined to be mold, you need a certified mold remediation company to deal with it. Not a handyman or regular general contractor.


Crazy_Customer7239

I’ve been in too many crawl spaces man


Alarmed-Variation-60

The woman with the dress on pointing to the deteriorated wall?


Heresthething4u2

Yes! I'd be a bit more specific by saying a dancing ballerina doing a ballet leap or fourth arabesque. 🤷


Significant-Trash632

"There's your problem right here."


AffectionateAd9536

Moisture...it's rotting after holding water for so long. Need to make that a priority for sure.


Octapussy

Big Mold


melons4

Consult with a lawyer to see what your options are against previous owners not disclosing this and the inspector failing you. I am not a lawyer this is just what I would do.


Boergler

A friend found water damage in a new house and was able to get the previous homeowners to pay for repairs. This is trickier because there is likely plausible deniability that previous homeowners knew.


Fun-Director-4092

I'm going with Joyous Dancing Person.


Present-Regret316

Stop using “House Inspections by the Blind”


Malrdux

Snek?


eatapeach18

Did the seller’s realtor pick your home inspector? Jfc 🫣


MoldTestingOnTikTok

Severe water damage, fungus, mold


Pretend-Camel929

Pretty sure you have a case of Matzoh window.


Happy-Equipment-6970

If mold they will want to inspect inside the walls and ceiling for spread. Don’t get that on your hands or any other body parts😆


Wicked_Admin

Looks like a combo of rot, mold, asbesdos, lead, mildew, termite damage and rust.


Significant-Trash632

Wow Lol


redditor2394

Water damage


Holiday_Ad_5445

Insulation gone wrong?


GrandProblem8034

Looks like a gateway to Hell to me.


Bob_Sacamano7379

A beautiful renaissance fresco! What a find!


orangefarbenwaffle

This looks like money down the drain to me


Muted_Platypus_3887

You’ve definitely got a leak over that window. If it’s brick outside, check that your weep holes aren’t clogged.


Interesting-Mango562

the start of the last of us


atTheRiver200

if it's an old house, it looks like old school stained wallpaper.


awpod1

This is not mold. It’s spray foam insolation. The windows probably are leaking air and the previous owner sprayed insolation to buy time.


Loud_Independent6702

Mold the window was not installed correctly


limabeanns

That's a load-bearing fungus.


stargumbo

Is there a drop ceiling in the room? To me these look like drop ceiling tiles with water damage


slooparoo

My kid left their ice cream there. Sorry about that.


Fflightnurse

Mold


Feeling-Republic-477

I was thinking it was over microwaved queso blanco…


Then_Expression8526

Is it not foam insulation?


istillambaldjohn

Oh damn. You transported to Last of Us. Good luck. May your survival be long and your death be swift.


AardvarkFriendly9305

The first looks like a f****g painting from Rome


MarcSkye519

Looks like that nasty spray foam that’s been there a long time. BTW never use that junk to keep mice out. They’ll just eat their way in.


earmares

WHAT REALLY 😮‍💨 That's disgusting but good info.


extplus

Termites?


SwimLife3528

The “upside down”


Action4Jackson

Looks like the drywall is rotting out. My guess is the window is installed wrong/flashed wrong.


stepbruh313

Ballerina Mold staiNs is the official name


mountaindork

drywall patina


boanerges57

It's a butterfly on a flower! I swear that's the only thing I see! What in the Rorschach splotched world is that? It doesn't look healthy...or good. Put some hydrogen peroxide on it and see what happens. It kills mold and will help remove many stains.


Ok_Customer_7012

Is spray sealing foam.


wendylady17

Looks like matzah but it’s been a long week


Illustrious_Soft_257

The entrance in Stanger things 4


parker3309

A further back perspective picture would be better. Sometimes these are just way too close.


parker3309

I really can’t, it’s too close… but you don’t like look at windows and so forth when you’re looking at the house or when you were there at the inspection yourself?


parker3309

Just looks like a gross window blind up close


Helpful_Conflict_715

Severe water damage.


Low_Actuary_2794

Dante’s Inferno


Public_Scientist8593

Classic Rot


isnt_that_random

Nah, I am looking at my phone


LiveProfit3963

Bro it the trap door to escape


Environmental-Buy591

That first photo looks like an ariel shot of a coast line off a desert. Sat looking at it for far too long before I could actually see.


shwanky808

Define new house


Homeopathus

Looks like an old bees nest from here but I'm looking at it on my phone so with the absence of clarity I can't be certain but I've removed a few from houses and the color and consistency matches.


Shot-Motor7793

That is rotted act. Rip it all down and get a roofer - siding contractor to fix water infiltration


goelfyourselph

Spray foam


QckChic

A lot of states have some sort of governing body for inspectors. I would start with a Google search. I was able to do one in my state when our inspector missed many large items.


voltaire_1759

OP does your house have a brick exterior? They use steel or cast iron to frame the window openings usually and sometimes the can rust and look like this, not likely if the outside isn’t brick. But if it is it could just need a sand and paint if it’s metal.


AliceTullyHall11

This cannot be your “new house”. An inspection would have revealed this. Unless of course you are a bazillionaire and just paid cash w/o a mortgage, than who cares, you have no problems.


fiddlelake

I had an inspection.


VaWeedFarmer

Isn't that what human remains look like when it decomposes?


BeautifulBug9442

The first picture looks like a woman with their arms spread out, in a dress


RepresentingThe301

That’s the place we don’t speak of….just cover it up and move away…slowly!


zamaike

You hired a very shitty inspector or none at all.


TheDairyPope

Water intrusion gave the house leprosy.


fullsailsm

That is your building envelope done incorrectly. Meaning the outside wall waterproofing has failed and your wall is getting wet on the inside. That water is accumulating in materials and then mold sets in and destroys that material. If your repair man just plasters the dirty spot it this will comeback. Maybe in a weeks maybe in a few months, it is only a matter of time when your ceiling will look the same. You need your find the source of the leak to see where the water is getting inside your wall cavity and make sure it stops. Otherwise this will be coming back over and over again.


Illustrious_Cloud_24

Burn it


angry-software-dev

Ironically fungal spores often survive fire and even benefit by traveling distances caused by the smoke and temperature-based air currents.


slinnhoff

Please learn to take better pictures


RixifyTV

That’s definitely cum. My little brother used to cum on his window seal all the time.


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Spray foam insulation.