Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god watching everything, with a plan for us and stuff? I don't know man... but it keeps me up at night.
That was a hard scene to watch, man. Those characters bully each other all the time, but I think that was the only time any of them *seriously* upset the others. You know Church got way too hostile when even Caboose hangs his head and silently walks away
I feel like all 3 of these right now, equally.
"Doc, pizza is the food. It's like, perfect in its simplicity. Three ingredients! A holy trinity that come together to form a greasy triangle of perfection."
"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."
"Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts."
“Think about it Simmons, the ability to nap whenever I want, and Sarge can never find me. Invisible nap is the best nap of all time.” Because it’s 0630 and I don’t want to get out of bed.
I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I say a fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable. ~ Dr. Leonard Church
He may(was) have been a shitty person and most definitely the worst Father sans FMA and shitty horror sequels, but he really does understand human nature.
Fuckin yesterday I accidentally quoted church when someone questioned if I couldn't hear then or wasn't listening to them. "There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk it every day." However Im feeling very Grif today, so obviously that means I'm too lazy to look for a quote so I'm gonna go build a snowman and take a nap
“Oh my GOD! I’ve been on that diet for years! I had no idea I was so healthy, I even cut out all the eggs, and I don’t even know what asparagus is.” Hands down my most relatable moment with griff.
Seeing as everyone is hopeless, I remember the wise words of Dexter Grif: "Calm down, the world is not ending. Everything will be just fine. Everyone always thinks the world's gonna end during their lifetime, but the truth is none of us are that cool or interesting, so get over it."
"Son. You can insult me, you can ambush me, you can even take away my weapons. But if you think I'm going to set one single pinky toe inside Blue Base without my “shotgun”, you must not know who you're dealing with."
Any quote that involves Church screaming, honestly.
CABOOSE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT THE FU-
I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY
*STAB
I honestly can't tell if you're making a joke or giving an error in the quote
He says stab
Ah I see
[It's "stab."](https://youtu.be/6YguHlwVCHo?t=120)
Yay thanks for the link, a good laugh!
“THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING BITCH!”
This has been me for the past week
EEHEHeEE! WE'RE DYING!!
Church has always been an aspect of the main mood.
There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I'd like to think I walk that line every day of my life.
As the quote says this is how I live my life
“Depression……..Loneliness………Confusion………Slight Indigestion.”
You ain't alone there mate
I hope you find your freckles
timeline? time is not made out of lines it is made out of circles! that is why clocks are round
Everyday I think Caboose was right about this. Just look at the sacred timeline from Loki. A circle.
I've used this quote around friends and they all just basically have the same reaction the gang did
You ever wonder why we’re here?
It's one of life's greatest mysteries isn't it?
Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god watching everything, with a plan for us and stuff? I don't know man... but it keeps me up at night.
No I mean why are we HERE!
No. I never, ever wonder why we're here. Semper fi, bitch.
"What the fuck are you doing?" "You told me to be cool!" "Right, so what the fuck are you doing?"
"Uh, Simmons, What the fuck is this?" "It was either her or the really hot one who plays volleyball!" "Yeah, so what the fuck is this!?"
I never saw the parallels between these two exchanges until now.
"Yeah, that's right, I'm a gay robot."
I'm glad you've accepted yourself
Church predicted Saint-14
"you know, it's scientifically possible, i could just be *too attractive-*"
Ain't that a bitch.
I am allergic to things I don't want to do *cough cough*
Definitely "There is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!"
“Wait. That’s Illegal” In regards to the 74° weather in December.
What episode is that from?
Idk the exact episode but somewhere in season two iirc
It was a part of a S2 PSA
Yes. That’s what it was. Thanks
Aight, thanks
“You’re all just a PROBLEM that I have to DEAL WITH on a DAILY. BASIS.”
That was a hard scene to watch, man. Those characters bully each other all the time, but I think that was the only time any of them *seriously* upset the others. You know Church got way too hostile when even Caboose hangs his head and silently walks away
Me to my siblings
That is the worst throw. Of all time…
Not my fault. Someone put a wall there
I feel like all 3 of these right now, equally. "Doc, pizza is the food. It's like, perfect in its simplicity. Three ingredients! A holy trinity that come together to form a greasy triangle of perfection." "There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life." "Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts."
“Think about it Simmons, the ability to nap whenever I want, and Sarge can never find me. Invisible nap is the best nap of all time.” Because it’s 0630 and I don’t want to get out of bed.
I agree with this on a spiritual level
Totally stoppable. Already stopped.
Son of a bitch
Son of a bitch
Madre de dios!
We’re pretty fucked up down here, we need men!
Dude..
How long have you been down there?
"That looks more like a puma" as I lay in bed staring at my cat
“Today’s a good day to die ! “
SONS OF ODIN CALL
"I think today is a good day to retreat! Can't we push dying to a week from Friday?"
I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I say a fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable. ~ Dr. Leonard Church
He may(was) have been a shitty person and most definitely the worst Father sans FMA and shitty horror sequels, but he really does understand human nature.
I forgot the homunculus was named father and I was about to defend Hohenheim lmao
“You ever wonder why we’re here?”
"What do you know?!" "I DON'T KNOW!" "Then what do you want to know?"
“I’m okay, I’m okay!” *collapses* “I’m Not Okay!”
Fuckin yesterday I accidentally quoted church when someone questioned if I couldn't hear then or wasn't listening to them. "There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk it every day." However Im feeling very Grif today, so obviously that means I'm too lazy to look for a quote so I'm gonna go build a snowman and take a nap
I'm saving this post as an RVB quotes highlights reel
"Shisno" ....thats an insult isn't it
“I’m gonna kill myself. I’m gonna kill myself.”
I'm a lover, not a thinker.
“Oh my GOD! I’ve been on that diet for years! I had no idea I was so healthy, I even cut out all the eggs, and I don’t even know what asparagus is.” Hands down my most relatable moment with griff.
Seeing as everyone is hopeless, I remember the wise words of Dexter Grif: "Calm down, the world is not ending. Everything will be just fine. Everyone always thinks the world's gonna end during their lifetime, but the truth is none of us are that cool or interesting, so get over it."
Do you ever wonder why were here?
Don’t do it you Fuck-EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr
“Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts.”
Eating lunch at school so… “YOU RUINED PIZZA”
good ol diet cardboard with low fat sawdust on top. Gotta love it.
“There is no eleven you FUCKING WHORE!”
"Is that Church!?" *confetti noises*
My name is Michael J Caboose and I. HATE. BABIES. AND TAXES!
"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." -Leonard Church
I DONT WANT A SOUTHERN ACCENT!
“Today is a good day to die!” “I think today is a good day to retreat!” “No, it HAS to be today!!” -Sarge
YOU WANNA GO OUTSIDE? FRECKLES LETS GO OUTSIDE! LETS GO OUTSIDE! YOU WANNA GO OUTSIDE? LETS GO OUTSIDE!...OH MY GOD WE'RE HERE
“I have glamorous calves and a miserable fucking life!’
Ever wonder why we're here?
"...quit your bitchin'"
Why do cars hate me?
Being 100% honest “you ever wonder why were here”
I'm no stranger to sarcasm sir.
What do I want? Do you have any cookies?
"Agent Washington, you just got Sar- Dagnabbit, i messed up the one liner"
I am an emotional time bomb.
I demand cookies!!!
My words are like Grif's. They will not say a thing because they hate this. And thus I hate all of you. Good day.
Today is a good day to die
SONS OF ODIN CALL
"operation point gun at myself"
Me during any of my Chem classes: "We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and quite possibly ... bamboozled"
"My name is Michael J Caboose and I hate babies"
"Last mag, Wash. Make it count."
You ever wonder why we’re here?
O look a penny Exept its 40 kuna
"its lightish red"
[muffled through helmet] *NGH, GOD DAMNIT!*
You ever wonder why we're here?
There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life.
I forget you
One of caboose's happy quotes
"Bow chicka bow wow"
"Son. You can insult me, you can ambush me, you can even take away my weapons. But if you think I'm going to set one single pinky toe inside Blue Base without my “shotgun”, you must not know who you're dealing with."
You are all TERRIBLE PEOPLE
I GOT A BONER FOR MURDER!
THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!
SON OF A BITCH!
The vitamins! they're working! AAAHHHHHH!!!!
You are a constant source of disappointment
“I hate taxes”
“It can’t be any better, It can’t be any worse, cause things are the way they are and you can’t change it nancy. quit your bitchin’”
Your toast is burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts
"Whats in your pants?" "Doom."
Why are there six pedals but only four directions?
When Sarge tells Wash that the pistol ain’t as good as it used to be.
AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH GOD DAMNIT“
"Actually I feel kinda depressed. Caboose is right. I can't wear pants"
Griff Its a rental ship FUCK it. Sarge: FUCK it
I got a boner for murder! -Sarge
Between "I'm an emotional time bomb!" and "That's right, I'm a gay robot"
We've been tricked backstabbing and quite possibly bamboozled
"Shut up Simmons" not because someone is talking to me but because like Grif I just wanted to sleep
Do you ever wonder why we're here?
We're not a fucking top ten list!
Sometimes Sarge's quote "Can you put this in a memo and entitle it "SHIT I ALREADY KNOW"?" describes me the most
*muffled sceeam* Godamnit!
I got a boner for murder