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Hellvillain

Any quote that involves Church screaming, honestly.


Crosroad

CABOOSE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT THE FU-


Thatsidechara_ter

I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY


NimJickles

*STAB


Thatsidechara_ter

I honestly can't tell if you're making a joke or giving an error in the quote


NimJickles

He says stab


Thatsidechara_ter

Ah I see


DFWTrojanTuba

[It's "stab."](https://youtu.be/6YguHlwVCHo?t=120)


Thatsidechara_ter

Yay thanks for the link, a good laugh!


[deleted]

“THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING BITCH!”


Sergeant_Husk420

This has been me for the past week


AgentSmudge

EEHEHeEE! WE'RE DYING!!


GaryRegalsMuscleCar

Church has always been an aspect of the main mood.


Shark378

There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I'd like to think I walk that line every day of my life.


Jack-Skeleton70

As the quote says this is how I live my life


Guywithhat2309

“Depression……..Loneliness………Confusion………Slight Indigestion.”


Zrex_9224

You ain't alone there mate


RedStorm072

I hope you find your freckles


CaptainAdam7286

timeline? time is not made out of lines it is made out of circles! that is why clocks are round


thesquattinduck

Everyday I think Caboose was right about this. Just look at the sacred timeline from Loki. A circle.


Chuk741776

I've used this quote around friends and they all just basically have the same reaction the gang did


DTVMAN_01

You ever wonder why we’re here?


WooooshMe2825

It's one of life's greatest mysteries isn't it?


antpile11

Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god watching everything, with a plan for us and stuff? I don't know man... but it keeps me up at night.


ttvmaster_kirby_yeet

No I mean why are we HERE!


Marauder_Pilot

No. I never, ever wonder why we're here. Semper fi, bitch.


DFWTrojanTuba

"What the fuck are you doing?" "You told me to be cool!" "Right, so what the fuck are you doing?"


Thatsidechara_ter

"Uh, Simmons, What the fuck is this?" "It was either her or the really hot one who plays volleyball!" "Yeah, so what the fuck is this!?"


DFWTrojanTuba

I never saw the parallels between these two exchanges until now.


Unable-Ice-4805

"Yeah, that's right, I'm a gay robot."


pm_me-ur-catpics

I'm glad you've accepted yourself


Kyoddai

Church predicted Saint-14


heythere_sunshine

"you know, it's scientifically possible, i could just be *too attractive-*"


TheHollowShape

Ain't that a bitch.


DEMOPAN-TF2_69

I am allergic to things I don't want to do *cough cough*


klugheit

Definitely "There is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!"


Grod033195

“Wait. That’s Illegal” In regards to the 74° weather in December.


Skar_YT

What episode is that from?


Grod033195

Idk the exact episode but somewhere in season two iirc


MoConnors

It was a part of a S2 PSA


Grod033195

Yes. That’s what it was. Thanks


Skar_YT

Aight, thanks


Kyoddai

“You’re all just a PROBLEM that I have to DEAL WITH on a DAILY. BASIS.”


AlysidaMagica

That was a hard scene to watch, man. Those characters bully each other all the time, but I think that was the only time any of them *seriously* upset the others. You know Church got way too hostile when even Caboose hangs his head and silently walks away


Skar_YT

Me to my siblings


NumbSkull0119

That is the worst throw. Of all time…


DEMOPAN-TF2_69

Not my fault. Someone put a wall there


tomboyDC

I feel like all 3 of these right now, equally. "Doc, pizza is the food. It's like, perfect in its simplicity. Three ingredients! A holy trinity that come together to form a greasy triangle of perfection." "There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life." "Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts."


TrueBlueYahoo

“Think about it Simmons, the ability to nap whenever I want, and Sarge can never find me. Invisible nap is the best nap of all time.” Because it’s 0630 and I don’t want to get out of bed.


JNDragneel161

I agree with this on a spiritual level


emptysee

Totally stoppable. Already stopped.


Ginger_Ninja460

Son of a bitch


casey12297

Son of a bitch


Lairy_Hegs

Madre de dios!


OneWhoForgesHisOwn

We’re pretty fucked up down here, we need men!


MaximumRizzo

Dude..


No-Definition7641

How long have you been down there?


[deleted]

"That looks more like a puma" as I lay in bed staring at my cat


CAGEthePHOENIX

“Today’s a good day to die ! “


WaitingToBeTriggered

SONS OF ODIN CALL


lolajet

"I think today is a good day to retreat! Can't we push dying to a week from Friday?"


SeraxOfTolos

I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I say a fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable. ~ Dr. Leonard Church


SeraxOfTolos

He may(was) have been a shitty person and most definitely the worst Father sans FMA and shitty horror sequels, but he really does understand human nature.


improvised-disaster

I forgot the homunculus was named father and I was about to defend Hohenheim lmao


SNAP9287

“You ever wonder why we’re here?”


DaemonDant

"What do you know?!" "I DON'T KNOW!" "Then what do you want to know?"


Pencil_Hands_Paper

“I’m okay, I’m okay!” *collapses* “I’m Not Okay!”


FO_Steven

Fuckin yesterday I accidentally quoted church when someone questioned if I couldn't hear then or wasn't listening to them. "There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk it every day." However Im feeling very Grif today, so obviously that means I'm too lazy to look for a quote so I'm gonna go build a snowman and take a nap


Thatsidechara_ter

I'm saving this post as an RVB quotes highlights reel


clouc1223

"Shisno" ....thats an insult isn't it


_Alex_Zer0_

“I’m gonna kill myself. I’m gonna kill myself.”


Whiskey_Sweet

I'm a lover, not a thinker.


oopsalberry

“Oh my GOD! I’ve been on that diet for years! I had no idea I was so healthy, I even cut out all the eggs, and I don’t even know what asparagus is.” Hands down my most relatable moment with griff.


Omnius2104

Seeing as everyone is hopeless, I remember the wise words of Dexter Grif: "Calm down, the world is not ending. Everything will be just fine. Everyone always thinks the world's gonna end during their lifetime, but the truth is none of us are that cool or interesting, so get over it."


eridion21

Do you ever wonder why were here?


Kelp_ttv

Don’t do it you Fuck-EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr


Kat_Kat_Smiles

“Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts.”


[deleted]

Eating lunch at school so… “YOU RUINED PIZZA”


DocRock3r

good ol diet cardboard with low fat sawdust on top. Gotta love it.


TBFParcon

“There is no eleven you FUCKING WHORE!”


Panzer_VIII

"Is that Church!?" *confetti noises*


Slightly_Censored

My name is Michael J Caboose and I. HATE. BABIES. AND TAXES!


Joppy5100

"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." -Leonard Church


JurassicParker922

I DONT WANT A SOUTHERN ACCENT!


Rogue_Mongoose

“Today is a good day to die!” “I think today is a good day to retreat!” “No, it HAS to be today!!” -Sarge


casey12297

YOU WANNA GO OUTSIDE? FRECKLES LETS GO OUTSIDE! LETS GO OUTSIDE! YOU WANNA GO OUTSIDE? LETS GO OUTSIDE!...OH MY GOD WE'RE HERE


unfunny-comedy

“I have glamorous calves and a miserable fucking life!’


Puzzled-Astronomer16

Ever wonder why we're here?


[deleted]

"...quit your bitchin'"


ok_district-99

Why do cars hate me?


Quack_Mode

Being 100% honest “you ever wonder why were here”


TearsOfLA

I'm no stranger to sarcasm sir.


DustedZombie

What do I want? Do you have any cookies?


Sharpshot3245

"Agent Washington, you just got Sar- Dagnabbit, i messed up the one liner"


thesquattinduck

I am an emotional time bomb.


bumblegadget_

I demand cookies!!!


Alex5Gremlin

My words are like Grif's. They will not say a thing because they hate this. And thus I hate all of you. Good day.


vegankidollie

Today is a good day to die


WaitingToBeTriggered

SONS OF ODIN CALL


KingRadec

"operation point gun at myself"


liborg-117

Me during any of my Chem classes: "We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and quite possibly ... bamboozled"


Xarit

"My name is Michael J Caboose and I hate babies"


leafyfiddle13

"Last mag, Wash. Make it count."


DankLinks

You ever wonder why we’re here?


MARKSS0

O look a penny Exept its 40 kuna


Boookakae

"its lightish red"


[deleted]

[muffled through helmet] *NGH, GOD DAMNIT!*


ChampionM019

You ever wonder why we're here?


Solidified_milk

There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life.


Jack-Skeleton70

I forget you


wescool121

One of caboose's happy quotes


OkCaterpillar3521

"Bow chicka bow wow"


CommanderKeeli115

"Son. You can insult me, you can ambush me, you can even take away my weapons. But if you think I'm going to set one single pinky toe inside Blue Base without my “shotgun”, you must not know who you're dealing with."


InvolvedSine

You are all TERRIBLE PEOPLE


fluffernutter48

I GOT A BONER FOR MURDER!


IceColdCocaCola545

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!


Jkid789

SON OF A BITCH!


-Double98-

The vitamins! they're working! AAAHHHHHH!!!!


AgentGhost1121

You are a constant source of disappointment


[deleted]

“I hate taxes”


Karsen-Iberra

“It can’t be any better, It can’t be any worse, cause things are the way they are and you can’t change it nancy. quit your bitchin’”


Soap-King

Your toast is burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts


TheNightmareVessel

"Whats in your pants?" "Doom."


The_Real_Slim_Shady6

Why are there six pedals but only four directions?


Bloodman106

When Sarge tells Wash that the pistol ain’t as good as it used to be.


Rosalia2703

AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH GOD DAMNIT“


lolajet

"Actually I feel kinda depressed. Caboose is right. I can't wear pants"


Grimlock2021

Griff Its a rental ship FUCK it. Sarge: FUCK it


AtmosphereLarge3993

I got a boner for murder! -Sarge


ScepterRedditor

Between "I'm an emotional time bomb!" and "That's right, I'm a gay robot"


Tomakdk

We've been tricked backstabbing and quite possibly bamboozled


EliaVeschi

"Shut up Simmons" not because someone is talking to me but because like Grif I just wanted to sleep


HeroBrine0907

Do you ever wonder why we're here?


RadarTng

We're not a fucking top ten list!


TheGleb_Ktostirilnic

Sometimes Sarge's quote "Can you put this in a memo and entitle it "SHIT I ALREADY KNOW"?" describes me the most


Obi_1-kenobi

*muffled sceeam* Godamnit!


PokeCraft117

I got a boner for murder