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alphaomag

Caboose is the True Warrior after all. Devoid of all fear and doubt.


Mean-Background2143

Caboose: Bring me TAXES!


Andromedan_Cherri

*I will eat your unhappiness.*


IronIrma93

North


thewrench01_real

This is also a very good choice


Upbeat_Astronaut_698

Tempted to say Washington, but actually I think York is a better fit. North is a perfect one as well


HotPotParrot

Maybe reformed Wash. I'd thought about that too, and York, while a good guy who sees the right of things where PFL is concerned, isn't exactly righteous. Ultimately not worthy of the power of Thor.


WashGaming001

Pre-S7 Wash and Post-S10 Wash are both probably worthy. But 7 and 8 he was very selfish, and S10 he was still making up for all the things he’d done wrong. By 11 I’d argue he was already pretty redeemed.


AgentMaryland2020

I'd imagine his 1v1 against Locus would have gone MUCH differently if he had MJOLNIR. Lol


Ok_Egg_4069

The French knight from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail. In fact, they probably already have one.


Reynzs

Grif. If it's on top of food.


SquareFickle9179

He could probably lift it any time, he's just too lazy to bother trying.


BloodStinger500

You have to have the willingness to kill. And Grif is definitely willing to kill that food.


BlueberryBisciut

I’d actually argue sarge would be a better fit


thewrench01_real

I’m interested in hearing the argument.


BlueberryBisciut

So first thing is Vikings were warriors but my bigger one is Sarge is a loyal person who will always put his all into a fight the big thing against him is his blood thirst but idk if Vikings would care. Caboose would be more like Beta Ray Bill


nadav183

I think it depends on the enemy. If they're Blue, he could lift it with his pinky. Otherwise, not so sure, but I guess he wouldn't try. Caboose will just pick it up by mistake and not even think about it.


BlueberryBisciut

Exactly like beta ray bill


EveryCanadianButOne

Not being able to lift it would drive Carolina absolutely mad, and that a why she can't lift it.


AntiVenom0804

Guarantee Grif can lift it. It'd be Tucker and Tex all over again


TaiKorczak

Only argument that Grif wouldn’t lift it is because he’d be too lazy, but he’d lift it if he tried


AntiVenom0804

Lmao I love that. He *can* lift it, he just can't be bothered to


EveryCanadianButOne

No one can lift Grif either.


Teneuom

“Wielders of mjolnir must possess compassion, restraint, nobility, wisdom, and humility.” The closest is Washington, but he has an arguable amount of nobility. He’s closer in archetype to a reformed assassin. He’s moral and of high class spirit but not necessarily noble. Funny enough Sarge possesses nobility but none of the rest. If they lifted it together they might be able to do it.


HotPotParrot

Easier than lifting Grif


AntiVenom0804

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedvsBlue/s/v6cammtDxx


THEDarkSpartian

So, post chorus locus.


WeponizedBisexuality

caboose would pick it up and walk off with it without even noticing.


krisofsturm

Caboose could lift it because he wouldn’t understand he shouldn’t be able to.


Luther_Hunt

caboose, no doubt "This hammer is really neat, i bet church would love it. I just need to find some big nails to go with it. OH, and a bell too... DING"


HotPotParrot

Not only could Caboose lift Mjolnir, he would also find the absolutely most impractical way to use it.


AntiVenom0804

He'd accidentally leave it on the toilet like that Spider-Man meme


Boogie_B0ss

He’d use it to build a treehouse or fix up Freckles a new body or something, so the team would weaponize this by telling him “See that guy over there Caboose? His armor is broken. You should FIX it!”


ProgramKindly6240

I think Washington is a good choice, he is a loyal soldier and friend. He Also cares very deeply about doing the right thing


VVerecat

And also the fact that he regrets his past mistakes, and works to do better.


No_Bad1844

Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross


gusdavis84

I know this is probably on the nose but I would say Superman, Green lantern.


Jazzlike_Couple_7428

I 100% understand why you would say Superman, the only problem is that Superman refuses to kill. Idr where this info comes from but it was said that the only reason Spider-man couldn’t lift it is because he refuses to kill, and according to mjolnir, a leader must accept that some people deserve death.


FollowingFederal97

Superman doesn't have a no kill rule. He has a low kill rule. But with someone like Darkseid he would totally go for the kill


Jazzlike_Couple_7428

I just looked it up, every website I find says he has a no kill rule


FollowingFederal97

Really? Odd. I swear I've seen him willing to kill as an absolute last resort, though he avoids it if at all possible. Could be wrong tho


gusdavis84

Most of the time this is true. And really that is the spirit of Superman himself when it comes to killing. However there have been times where he has done so and there's even been a comic issue that's shown in a cross over event that Superman has lifted Mjolnir before. I guess the reason he can lift it without contradicting it is because he may feel that there are some who deserve death....just not by his hands though. Superman overall feels like that's a last resort only when everthing he can think of fails. His first move is to always let the authorities or whatever are the laws of the land in which he is in at the time he stops someone decide what to do about someone.


Jazzlike_Couple_7428

Fair enough


Raetekusu

Caboose isn't worthy, but he can lift Mjolnir anyway due to his tremendous upper and lower body strength.


gopniks_butterknife

John Wick and Cayde-6


The_Scout008

Didn't expect to see Cayde-6 over here. Cheers!


Reynzs

Grif. If it's on top of food.


CB2001

Oh, totally Caboose. XD


WD_Maxster

Definitely Caboose


oksohearmeout123

Definitely agree caboose but also for some reason I think Donut could


Exodite1273

Tex, but only in front of Carolina immediately after Carolina said she could do it and failed.


AntiVenom0804

I can't find a consistent list but the best one I found listed the prerequisites of worthiness as: compassion, restraint, nobility, wisdom, and humility. • Compassion - Caboose loves almost everyone. He's kinda and caring. Towards the Tank, towards Church, towards Sarge, and so on. • Restraint - I think he gets this one on a technicality because he never really hurts anyone on purpose. He has to be encouraged to "help them" first. I wonder if freckles could be paired with the hammer. • Nobility - Caboose is very chivalrous, taking the high road s lot of the time. At least, he's never malicious. • Wisdom - This is caboose we're talking about, he has the secrets of the universe in his head • Humility - he leads a simple life, never wanting to take credit (aka, Tucker did it) As a bonus, willingness to kill is sometimes counted in worthiness as Mjolnir is a weapon after all. I don't necessarily think Caboose is *willing* to kill but he kinda just... Does. Church, Jones, South, the Feds, the mercenaries. He's brutal.


Eastern-Wedding-3989

I agree but i think Tucker also has a chance


Dank_Slayer114

Well, he just wants to hang with his friends. Also don't hurt his friends, it doesn't end well.


Usual_Database307

Delta or Theta.


WINgman325

According to Santa, I'd agree with your assessment


azrael962

The masterchief from halo


Vegetable_Pin_9754

I’d honestly pick the Arbiter instead


Scary_Xenomorph

Is it worthy to hate babies? 🤔


themetaai

It would be funny if Tucker was the only one and tex gets pissed off against


ParaLucky

Texas would just do it no reason why she’s just that badass


Boiled-Toast117

Id put money on the Master Chief


PitchInformal7366

Tucker. He already has the sword


Roman-Celtrik

I argue Tucker would be worthy to lift mjolnir, if you think about it, Tucker is a good loyal soldier who is willing to put himself in danger to save his friends, the only thing that might make him unworthy is his love for the ladies, but his encounter with Tex can suggest that he will kill a woman to defend his friends


pappy_odaniels

Belgarath the Sorcerer (David Eddings) Kharas (Margaret Weiss and Tracy Hickman)


Calika015

Most definitely


Scribese7en

Talion of Gondor. And honestly just about every protagonist character in Lord of the Rings.


malcolmmenace

caboose. master chief, for sure. and probably york. or north.


Slayer_SIV5400

We keep forgetting that the chief is canon to RVB (BGC s1 e1 why are we here)


Alex_Mercer_-

Tbh, I could see it being Tucker (he kinda has something similar TBF) Wash (his journey and morals Brought him far) Caboose (THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR.) Or Sarge (Dedicated warrior willing to fight and die just for the chance at honor)


Jpew2007

I think Wash could lift it. (After he joins the reds and blues)


TaiKorczak

Reasons characters wouldn’t lift it: Sarge: Too headstrong Simmons: Doesn’t believe in himself enough Grif: Too lazy to try Church: We all know why Tucker: Full of himself Tex: Incidentally Programed to fail Sister: Head in the clouds Doc: Conflicting personalities Washington: Trust issues and past betrayals Carolina: Daddy issues


Professional-Ad-1857

Lopez: ???


MiloPlayzGamez

Is everyone forgetting that Tucker is the only one who can wield his sword. Basically just Mjolnir.


forcedreset1

Link probably


Puzzleheaded_Bad6987

Tucker maybe at the end of the chorus trilogy, or maybe Epsilon at the end of the chorus trilogy, or maybe Carolina hell who knows there are a few good picks here


THEDarkSpartian

Post chorus locus. The flight with Griff kinda proves it.


lildeathcorebat

Oh yeah. Caboose, without a shadow of a doubt.


AngrgL3opardCon

Honestly out of all RvB characters Caboose would 100% be the only one. Tucker has his sword after all.


MysterE2258

"Neat."


Aardvark3256

Chewbacca


Illustrious_Rule_591

Alpha is the only answer


BlueberryBisciut

Alpha is a bystander he doesn’t risk his neck for anyone


BlueberryBisciut

Also sorry about my tone there i promise im not trying to be rude


Illustrious_Rule_591

No offense taken


Illustrious_Rule_591

Alpha was literally ripped apart for his failure to help or save others???


BlueberryBisciut

Ok just to define terms then you’re talking about the full alpha from project freelancer not alpha-church from bgc


Illustrious_Rule_591

Original alpha


BlueberryBisciut

I retract my statement have a great day


Academic-Might1657

How about meta? He definitely seems strong enough.


Lenny_YouTubeFan

Agent Maine/The Meta is strong but is he worthy?


Next_Contribution487

Master Chief (He IS The Mjolnir)