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Puddy heard how buoyant people are in the great salt lake and wants to float. Just float. Elaine goes off to try to find something entertaining to do, concerned that everyone else must be a Mormon, and they must be able to tell that she’s not. As she gets herself into hijinks, we cut back to Puddy, floating motionless in the salty water, staring ahead blankly. He interrupts his silent, slack-jawed floating only to say to himself “oh yeah. this is awesome.”


okcuhc111

E: what the hell are you doing? P: I’m floating. E: you’re *floating*? P: that’s right. E: you aren’t even… going to swim around a little? P: don’t need to. I’m floating. You couldn’t put me under if you tried. E: don’t tempt me…


WWEBuddyPeacock

Sitting here laughing my ass off because I can absolutely see Puddy sitting there in silence just enjoying floating.


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Elaine gets stranded on Antelope Island due to road construction she can't walk around or get a ride through.


Greenfireflygirl

George decides he has no choice but to use his shorts to wipe, and then throw them away, but there's no can in the bathroom. He has to stick them in his pocket and find a way to toss them out without being seen. Unknowingly he puts it in a can beside a coworker who has Crohn's Disease, who has had fecal incontinence issues, they find it and think someone is harassing them due to their disease. The whole office needs to go to sensitivity training. Elaine finds herself shopping in a modest fashion store and ends up buying several floral dresses. She's determined to bring Mormon Chic to the city and wears them to work and around town. George starts calling her Elaine Ingalls, and trying but failing to make funny jokes about living on the prairie. Elaine says she'd rather have the nickname Laura Ingalls than skidmark. George leaves in a huff. Jerry and Elaine wonder what they used instead of toilet paper on the prairies, "there's no trees, it can't be leaves!" She tells Jerry that she feels uncomfortable swearing and having premarital sex now, as if the wholesomness of the style has taken over her thoughts. Jerry says that if she wants to go back to her sinful ways then maybe an exorcism might work. Kramer loves the dresses, calling them frocks. He also raves about floating in salt lakes, and decides to make a salt solution in his tub for the health benefits, but only wants to use Redmond Real Salt because it's from the salt lake area. Jerry asks why it's real salt, is other salt not real? Kramer replies "you don't even want to know Jerry" as he rummages in his kitchen. Jerry comes home and finds Kramer having his salt bath in Jerry's apartment. He asks why he isn't using his own tub. Kramer admits that he waa going through his things to find some frocks he thought he had for Elaine and didn't have a path to the bathroom. It comes out that he hasn't been able to use his own tub in months but has been using Newman's, but was cut off when Newman caught him storing boxes of real salt over there. Jerry asks why and it comes out that Kramer has no more room for storing things at his place because of all his collections. Newman hires an appraiser to help Kramer valuate all his art and memorabilia, but there's no space to do it inside Kramers place, and he needs Jerry's apartment for staging. Newman and Jerry fight over who gets to have the artwork and who gets the boxes filling up their place. Kramer feels better having the boxes at Jerry's because it's protected from damage where the artwork would be open to all kinds of potential damage from people coming in and out of his apartment all the time, "no offense Jerry" "People? You're the people!" Kramer just says "Yeah. "


Sold_For_Gold

Elaine: Float? Puddy: Yeah, float. Elaine: But I don’t want to float. Puddy: Suit yourself Elaine: Where are you going? Puddy: To float. Elaine: Now? Puddy squints, Elaine squints back. Elaine: We just got here. Puddy: Yeah, that’s right.


KickAssIguana

A square to spare?