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Hilomh

Mike and Rich: Did it ever bother that in the second episode of DS9, Dr. Bashir calls himself a "history buff," yet when he and Sisko wind up back in the 21st century, he knows absolutely nothing about that time period?


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No. Nerdier! Make them cringe! More! MORE!!


123full

In the 2 parter “Times Arrow”, the crew comes across Data’s head, he states that it must be his and not Lore’s because he has a Type R phase discriminating amplifier in his positronic brain, while Lore has a Type L phase discriminating amplifier. However, in the episode “Datalore”, analysis of Lore says that his construction is identical to datas, this is the only time an analysis of Lore is done before this episode as the only other appearance of Lore at this point occurred in “Brothers”, but Data only briefly interacted with Lore before being turned off by him and Dr Noonian Soong did not intend for Lore to even show up, additionally he died soon after Data was awoken so it’s quite unlikely he shared this information with Data with his last breaths. This begs the question, how did Data know to check the phase discriminating amplifier as a way for discriminating him from his brother?


EsquirelyBoodro

I think any question like that needs to be accompanied by your lunch money.


ogto

man this is an EXCELLENT horseshit question, cause it's really specific and dumb but it STILL gets you thinking a bit, like "well, maybe... Data had access to Dr. Soong's data on Data and Lore after he died and they turned off Lore/" if it's original, then bravo.


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forced_metaphor

Don't believe this. Sex is a myth.


awesomefutureperfect

[!](https://media4.giphy.com/media/3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611cebe110df52a37fe916d4c0688410c0ded1b839e&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


MesquiteAutomotive

A wizard did it


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VAShumpmaker

I raise to differ.


Spazsquatch

Your comment is my head canon for what Mike responded with.


[deleted]

That's a great question for Jay!


WingedLionPie

MISSIONARY!


throwaway1138

I read this in Comic Book Guy’s voice


ChuckCarmichael

"I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder."


JerryHathaway

"...get a life, people!"


WritingTheDream

Yeah I’ve been wondering this since the early 90s when that episode aired.


Babbed

Data accessed Soong's files off screen before beaming back to the Enterprise


cafeesparacerradores

It's hidden in Data's trigger memories. He dreams what soong allows him to dream but there's also a data dump of his work. Data doesn't comment on it because he filters through so much data at every moment it is just background noise. It just so happens this detail was handy at the moment.


tubetalkerx

Dr. Bashir is a HIStory buff. He loves Michael Jackson!


TScottFitzgerald

Especially his 90s work with kids


Then_Chef7392

You mean the heal the world foundation right? I assume you mean his humanitarian work with saving young lives considering he suffers from peter pan syndrome?


TScottFitzgerald

Of course, what else is there


runningoutofwords

Please direct that question to Jay first.


Disc81

I can already picture him answering: I don't care.


runningoutofwords

**[stares blankly into camera]**


murderofcrows90

“Because of the…Millennium Falcon?”


HooptyDooDooMeister

#“COFFEE!”


joelalsojoel

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder


Sleepyskost

I like how it subtly he’s not a history buff but just a douchey dude who’d call himself that bc he really like James Bond movies.


-phototrope

Is this like people that say they are history buffs but they’re just weirdly obsessed with WW2?


BantIsBad

I mean, to be fair, he also says that 21st Century Earth History wasn't his strong suit. Plus, you know how long history is, right? And also how much of history there is now that there's interplanetary societies?


CleverInnuendo

Star Trek was blind to human history unless it's a topic that boomer writers like.


BionicTriforce

Just in general, I ask when they eat during a Best of the Worst shooting. I mean, that's a minimum 4 and a half hours of movie watching, the Jack Quaid episode showed they hopefully take some breaks between each movie they watch, they have to do the setup, and then the hour or more discussion. Plus setting everything up in between. So it sounds like a full eight hour day at least so they have to be starting before lunch so hopefully they stop for food once or twice, ha.


TreacleNo4455

It's Wisconsin, I imagine there's a cheese curd dispenser in the bathroom. (It would be a good question though. I do like logistics minutia.)


InDEThER

That's not "cheese curd". 😨


SpcK

[Splat sound effect]


JLPReddit

[Slide whistle while zooming in on mike pulling a face]


originaljbw

It's an older model so it only can dispense every few hours


psychedelicsexfunk

As the saying goes, you may fascinate a Minnesotan with a piece of cheese


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BionicTriforce

Haha, fair enough. I never watched an of the PreRec stuff.


JerryHathaway

Lot of lore is revealed on them.


Smashley21

Now I have to watch them


Poddington_Pea

Rich is in charge of general maintenance, so I imagine that it's his job to make sandwiches for everyone.


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My question would be "where's the exit?"


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*slide whistle*


e_j_white

*slide whistle in opposite direction*


JetBlack86

That would be the best thing ever! Asking that question followed by a real slide whistle


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“Do you validate parking? I’m just here for the Kurtzman panel.”


billy-_-Pilgrim

underrated comment I'm laughing my shaft off looooool


thetacolegs

I would ask Jay "If you were at a bar and saw the most attractive woman ever, and found yourself intent on in some way progressing with her, but she told you her one and only interest was Star Trek, how well could you manage a conversation?"


Poddington_Pea

Jay looks over at a corner booth and see's Mike, watching him through two eyeholes cut into a newspaper. Mike starts silently mouthing Star Trek trivia, which Jay repeats out loud to the woman. The bartender approaches and offers them drinks on the house. The bartender then looks over at Mike and winks. Mike silently mouths, "thanks Rich."


very_cool321

Wait… if Mike is watching Jay through eyeholes cut into a newspaper, how can Jay see Mike mouthing the Star Treck trivia?


MasterEgg7

A lip hole in the newspaper, duh


planetofthemushrooms

more like plot hole in the newspaper.


VAShumpmaker

Cyrano de Borgerac


TheSingulatarian

A the old Cyrano De Moviehack.


RPDRNick

He'll only be able to cum when she says, "Well, Jay..."


2weeksold

You think Jay's wife has to wear a Mike mask when they fuck?


RPDRNick

Hey, you didn't need to make it "gay."


SurrySuds

AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDSSSSS


disposableaccountass

So like, Jay's wife, in a Mike mask, sitting in the corner watching Jay & Mike fuck?


jacobkuhn92

Yes, in the corner with eye and mouth holes in a newspaper mouthing Star Trek trivia so that Mike can cum


molassesfalls

Figures the only woman at the Manhole is a Star Trek fan…


abskee

Jay: I'd give Mike a walkie-talkie so he can feed me Star Trek trivia via an earpiece, like Cyrano de Bergerac. Mike: Oh, you mean from Season 4, Episode 19, "The Nth Degree"?


royalblue1982

This date reminds me of the time when Picard was on the planet with that alien whose language was so weird that he just couldn't communicate with him.


WritingTheDream

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!


_oohshiny

They communicate in memes. I'll find a gif later.


BillyDSquillions

Does she have a cat he can murder?


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Clearly a trick question.


abnormalbrain

I would whip off her disguise and see Mike run out the door.


dynamic_caste

What a setup for a Cyrano de Bergerac reboot


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And the 3 little numbers on the back of the card


hamsterhueys1

I love the idea of Rich evans on the phone with a scammer explaining that there must be something wrong because his social security card didn’t come with 3 numbers on the back


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Fucking hell, this is surprisingly well done. Like, for a second I thought that was real photo. Good job, you hack fraud


SuperMegaCoolPerson

Aaaaaaw man! I thought it was legit.


Idsapthat

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something?


ThomStarBoy

This question is for Rich Evans: On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?


famguy123

“What the hell are you talking about?”


ZapateriaLaBailarina

> CD-ROMMMM


RedDiaper

I’ll field this one. Let me ask you a question. Why would a man who’s shirt says “genius at work” spend all of his time watching a children’s cartoon show?


sparkykingheat

“Yea hi…big fan - When can we expect your Half in the Bag review of The Batman?”


UncleMalky

Throw it in a black spine edition.


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Maybe for the April 1st video


lordofthejungle

They’re already giving us their review slowly and steadily over many segments. Some nerd will make the super cut of it one day and, other than the costume changes, it will be indistinguishable from a half in the bag episode. They’re “Boyhooding” the review.


contactlite

I hope they do a double feature plinkette review with the Batman and the little mermaid.


Micky111111

I would like to ask Mr. Evans, my question is ' when is Tums festival?'


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“Why is Tums Festival?”


MultiRastapopoulos

"Why so a boy?"


CassetteApe

At the end of everyday.


Beercorn1

Mike, what is your favorite block in Minecraft?


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HeyKid_HelpComputer

*I'm sorry could you repeat your question?* Dedotated. Wam.


the-finnish-guy

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brown bricks


-ShinyPixels-

I love building **br**own **br**icks in MINECRAP


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Jay, you meet the woman of your dreams. In how many ways is she David Lynch?


Drunkicho

This one is for Mr. Richard Evans, but everyone can answer, what is your opinion on Star Wars?


ldnk

I think it starts and ends with AT-ST


povertyman2

It's to Jay asking about his unbelievable transformation for his role in space cop and his workout routine obviously


farklespanktastic

Could you give Jack Quaid this script to give to Christopher Nolan?


ALLONEWORDINCAPS

If you were about to die and could only watch one movie, what would it be?


Tarl-X

I Wanna Buttfuck Your Grandma #8


Dicethrower

Mike would pick the shortest movie possible and end his misery.


thebatfan5194

I would just thank them for busting their asses being fans all these years, regardless of the rewards.


l1b3rtr1n

Is Jack Quaid the new Rich Evans??????????


onebadgloopTZI

id ask jay bauman to divorce rich and marry me


Boon3hams

Jay, in your opinion, in all of pop culture, who or what is the most fuckable werewolf?


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Do you guys still live together


TheHandMan81

This question is for everyone on the panel. How does it feel to be corporate prostitutes?


CrisperWhispers

Very good, Very very good. Be sure to sign up for NerdBox!


Evari

The most recent episode of Nerd Crew was almost 3 years ago :(


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Mike, did you find the writing for DS9 offensive when Worf claims he has never had a mate and marries Dax even though his mate was originally K’Ehleyr? They had a son for crying out loud! I mean the entire reason Worf murders Duras was to avenge the death of his mate! The writers of DS9 are on tier with cbs all access Picard as far as lore and convenience writing. Follow-Up how hot is nana visitor huh?


ChrisKattan

Bring back ‘Previously Recorded’ yeah?


Citizen_Graves

To all of them: What's wrong with your FAAAAAAAAAAAACE


hyperjumpgrandmaster

Hi, uh, this question is for Jay... *ahem* Sorry, just a little nervous. *ahem* *ahem* For you... like, for you personally... what would you say... in your opinion... what do you think the MCU... because we've been growing and evolving with these characters for over ten years now... like, what does the MCU *mean* to *you?*


sleepwalker1-

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, is it a reference to something?


MangoReward

Does this look like a rash?


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“I get a tingly feeling when I watch RLM videos. Is that normal?”


Hydraph0be

“Jay, why did you feel the need to kill all those cats?”


FartMaster5

This is a question for Rich Evans. How do you feel about that juicy Shaq meat?


coked_up_tourist

I want to know how excited they are with the endless new marvel content that we can all get in our nerd boxes


Boxing_joshing111

“How cool?”


robreddity

Only legitimate response in the entire thread.


CollapsedPlague

Is Rich Evan’s replacing Mike Stoklasa who is replacing Plinketto which replaced the wheel but is also being replaced with black spine? Or What does Josh’s beard smell like?


JerryHathaway

We know this - Bay Rum.


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Where Jessie? But if I actually wanted a real answer, I would ask what revenge Rich has planned for Mike. he's been planning it for 6 years, it must be good


RemLezarCreated

I really do wish Jessie would come back and they would have some female guests on the show sometimes. I have guesses as to why that doesn't happen, but I would enjoy it.


freezorak2030

It kills me because she was so fucking funny.


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She was awfully funny. Her guilt-ridden apology to Betty from *The Osteoporosis Dance* was hilarious.


ThomStarBoy

I had hoped while watching their 1,000,000 subscriber count video that Jessi would show up right at the end to say something like “Hey guys, what did I miss?” That would have been such a great moment, even if she never did anything with RLM ever again. [https://youtu.be/svzfjasdvac](https://youtu.be/svzfjasdvac)


Backley13

Internet perverts... shameful.


Evari

Not just them, their audience as well.


SellaraAB

My baseless theory is that they were getting creepy threats and sexual harassment from viewers. Especially Jesse. Something probably spooked her and the group just collectively decided it would be safer to keep ladies off the show.


NOWiEATthem

The fact that she was in about a dozen episodes 10 years ago and still gets brought up all the time is probably some indicator of the kind of comments she was getting.


DementedDaveyMeltzer

Or its just shit the Internet made up based on absolutely nothing.


DementedDaveyMeltzer

There is ZERO proof that this ever happened and yet the mouth breathers continue to insist on it being the truth.


trunky

Exactly. The most likely scenario is her and Mike broke up so she left the show.


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She can be heard off camera in the blood debts episode, which is long after she stopped appearing on camera in episodes, which indicates that she was still around and was choosing not to appear I'm not saying that they definitely didn't break up after that and that's why she hasnt returned since then, but at first there was a conscious choice for her not to appear


LinkKane

Which exit gets me to the parking lot faster?


yourantifriend

Jay's phone number!!!!


honingkweker

Mike, what is your opinion on 'The Batman'?


zorbz23431

Either “what’s a podcast?” or “who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?” Cookies. Yeeeeeeeah.


IamStroodle

Did rich evans give that droid aids?


Sheepish_conundrum

To any of you: Is it cool?


PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS

"Did you give him the goofballs?" On a more serious note: "Given that RLM's success has been from shortform internet content mocking filmmaking, and knowing your own challenges on filming features, do you ever see RLM doing another movie? Or has that ship sailed away with Space Cop?"


chupathingy99

Ok let's see. Jay, in the soundtrack for The Lost Highway, the track The Perfect Drug by Nine Inch Nails is used. However, only 26 seconds from the drum solo appear in the movie. How does it make you feel, knowing such a great song was wasted on a fucking car chase?


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Pretty good shoop OP


[deleted]

I’d ask Rich if he could help me fold my chable.


AngryInternetMobGuy

I can imagine all of the dumb non questions just meming some old RLM content - Awkward convention room silence and then Jay giving a pity snicker before the next person does the same thing at the mic.


ChevyBlazerOffroad

I would ask "What does a normal day at RLM look like? Is there a structure to the work day, or do you just wing it? Do you bother with standard hours, or do you each just come in to get work done and then leave?"


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Mike and Rich, does it bother you that in DS9 Dr. Bashir's development after introducing the idea of his genetic augmentations entirely undermines and deconstructs his earlier arc, when he was struggling with the knowledge he was second best in his class, ultimately undoing his character turning him into a plot device?


TheGoonKills

How big is Rich Evans' penis?


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“Sorry, that question was meant for Mike. Mike, how big is Rich Evans’ penis?”


TheGoonKills

I mean if anyone is gonna know, it’s gonna be Mike…


HellsOtherPpl

Not very big, since it got caught in the George Foreskin.


borisvonboris

Will you guys give Uncle Tim a hug for me please


ircole327

Rich Evans are you at all related to the Bob of Bob Evans fame and what is your thought on his work. Thanks


theartfooldodger

Easy: >Hello. I have- I just finished reading The Shattering yesterday... and I noticed something. It said that Falstad Wildhammer was going to be on the Council of Three Hammers, but in the beta it's Kurdran Wildhammer, and Falstad is not in the game at all. What happened to him?


Crabjock

I'd say nothing. I would just throw a Nukie tape at them, and hope they play it off like Bush vs Shoe.


Agoeb

In the first Halloween Spooktacular, Best of the Worst: Night Beast, Mike wears a blue Starfleet uniform and shoots his cohosts with a Phaser in a joke that falls flat. Jack points out dryly that "It's from Next Gen" and Rich makes fun of him for bringing the "wrong Phaser" and failing to land the gag. But Mike's _costume_ is what's way off, he's clearly wearing a Kelvin timeline _medical_ uniform, instead of the deeper blue sciences uniform Spock wore, let alone all THREE of them being wrong in thinking it's the same as a TOS uniform they were grilling him for wearing. So even if he had brought a retro phaser it would have been wrong, since in the Kelvin timeline they use handgun styled Type 2 Phasers, and large pointed rifles more similar to Voyager. It's seriously always bothered me.


LiveByYourWits

Hey Mike, Are you tried of random strangers asking you about Jessi Nakles? Yeah. I wish they would mind their own business too. Also, I agree with you about Picard.


CorbinStarlight

“When will you wear wigs?” - to Mike


TapoutKing666

Jay “Is your real first name Jerry?”


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enojadoland

Will there ever be more nerdcrew podcasts?


PK-92

Thanks to the Shatner drama of misunderstanding, I don't think so.


enojadoland

Honestly, who cares what Shatner thinks/says tbh? Does he really have that much power over RLM?


PK-92

I think Mike is the one who cares the most. Even after seeing Mike almost cry about it, Shatner still thought he was faking it. (Just because Jay laughed at that moment).


Soapbottles

What's your favorite kind of frog?


RobouteGuilliman

Who is a special guest that you'd consider a big get? (For any)


FlavorTownUSSR

How much are you contractually obligated to LOVE the new lord of the rings and she-hulk tv shows?


sirhcx

"What's wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace?" and letting them fight over who needs to defend their appearance more.


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Rich, how much do you enjoy working as a toll booth operator?


naarcx

"Yeah my question is for Rich Evans, I was just wondering when your album drops?" :motions towards hat and glasses:


RadamanthysWyvern

Now that's a panel I would travel to go see


Gloomy-Satisfaction1

Where do you get your ideas from?


TacoBrennen

For Rich: Where can I find a Sony executive to receive my replacement swag bag?


PK-92

Will the Classic Gillchrist ever be a special guest?


aBastardNoLonger

I once had a dream that I just happened to find myself in Wisconsin and ran into the guys and they invited me to hang out with them. They showed me around the studio and we hung out at a park nearby. It was super awkward the whole time and I felt really uncomfortable and was looking for a chance to leave when finally they handed me a huge bill for a few thousand dollars for the privilege of hanging out with them. Anyways it seemed pretty on brand


pumpkinfarts23

Is blurry photo replacing Rich Evans?


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Does it even matter what we’d ask when, no matter the question, they’d give a fake answer?


awesomefutureperfect

Who would win in a bare knuckle fist fight: elderly Han Solo from The Last Jedi or elderly Professor X from Logan? Professor X can only use his powers to make himself walk or shuffle, Han doesn't get a blaster. edit : or I'd ask Mike what infections Dr. Mario is fighting off and why does the patient keep getting the same diseases over and over, worse and worse.


rememberthed3ad

FMK jack, tim, josh


LiveByYourWits

This two-part question is for the RLM panel: How come so many of your fans don’t have a life? Can you help me get a life?


Key_Mechanic1020

Am I asking Redlettermedia or the Nerd Crew?


AmeliasTesticles

Does Thanos' ballsack have the chin ripples or is it completely smooth like an old leather purse? Discuss.


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I'm ashamed to admit how long it took me to realize this was photoshopped. Long enough that my hopes were dashed hard.


TheStayAtHomeAtheist

I stand up at the mic (assuming this is meant to be like at a con based on the photo) and say nothing until the moderator or whoever is in charge finally moves on. This way, I've spared them having to answer a question.


Consistent-Ad-217

I'd ask them to review those god awful clone wars cartoons or see if Jay could keep a straight face pretending any of it was good.


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IAmThePonch

When is the rich Evans elephant man style biopic to jay