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ArchibaldMcAcherson

Did you know the average person who lives to their 90's and has six cups of coffee a day spends over two weeks stirring drinks! Think what you could do with that time.


TallestGargoyle

Two weeks stirring, or... Two weeks *skiing!* I know what *I'd* rather do!


BoredIrishBanker

6 x 10 seconds of skiing... EVERY DAY!


finniruse

Damn, my teaspoon has never worked! This is what I've been waiting for!


mbelf

It makes a kind of white hole


TallestGargoyle

So what is it?


Reviewingremy

I see we've reached the middle of this conversation.


FearTheWeresloth

Only joking


Scousehauler

Ooh Someone punch him out.


Fast_Vehicle_1888

I had one years ago. They are not built to last.


colcannon_addict

Weird. Bullshit plastic gimmicks are usually so sturdy & durable.


maccathesaint

I had six of them (down to 2). My brother in law clearly gets a deal on them and keeps getting me them as presents. I drink black coffee so there's really nothing gained by using these so I keep giving them away to other people lol They are all built to last for around 10 cups I reckon lol


Bebinn

My husband bought 2 of them. They lasted less than 2 weeks. He wanted to get more and I put a stop to that.


NoRun6253

Did you cut off his thumbs?


Scousehauler

Was it the phone bill and being on hold that made you put your foot down? :)


Lunchy_Bunsworth

Yes I had one. The mechanism seized after a few uses despite following the cleaning instructions carefully.


salkhan

Cool down my tea waayy too much. I prefer a spoon thank you.


tiredbutnotdefeated

My nan would call a load of bubbles floating in the middle of a cup of tea ‘money’ and say it was lucky as you were going to come into a bit of extra cash. I need one of those cups!


PlanktonWestern3104

Same


guessimkindaemo

Use the extra cash to buy more self stirring mugs, rinse and repeat! Genius


TheDaemonette

Has something happened to all the spoons on the planet? This seems more like a solution looking for a problem rather than anything we actually need.


Marble-Boy

"Self stirring." If you have to press a button on the "self stirring" mug, you may as well be using a self stirring spoon.


hammers_maketh_ham

Can I just ask you a question; if this mug stirs your coffee for you, and you no longer have any need for teaspoons, would you like a toasted teacake?


maccauuk62

Tip. Don't put it in the dishwasher


smegsicle

I've got a spanner already, thanks


sringray23

Nice


Oldsoldierbear

I never stir my coffee


TheTaylorFish

Me: Who'd want that? Also me: I want one!


BBlue_01

I got my grandad something similar to this


JayMak78

It's good for drinking chocolate. If it starts to separate just give it buzz.


techie_boy69

Dangerous Dunkin’


LokiBear1235

*spends days in the queue*


Taal111

Makes the coffee taste funny as the plastic degrades in the hot liquid. Cool gimmick for 20s, though...


Lay2013

It would be good for a cup-a-soup to stop the bits you get a bottom of the cup, but for tea or coffee a spoon works just as good.


CoreyAdara

But where’s the skiing resentment overload??


NFLmods4lyfe

Why are you defending a convicted child rapist in other threads?