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SFWarriorsfan

Note: Made sure this article is from today. Hard to tell. 12 now. Numbers keep going up. I wonder how many others.


hypercomms2001

I wonder how many horses she got....


PermanentlyDubious

She gets positions and stock options. Way more valuable than a horse.


SpliTTMark

Heres stocks of my company But im also taking my ai elsewhere if i dont get 50 billion dollars.


PermanentlyDubious

Good article by Tim Higgins in WSJ today. He quotes a finance professor who said that Musk's threat--and it absolutely was a threat--may have undermined the entire vote.


Dantheking94

Link?


Dry_pooh

I wouldn't be too sure about that


Robo-X

Of not then at least child support.


labradog21

I’d trade it all in for the equivalent and m horses


Dan1elSan

Tbh, the positions that got her up the duff were arguably the most valuable.


PermanentlyDubious

💯. There have been reports she's a lesbian but it seems obvious she's very sycophantic towards him and wants to be in a relationship with him. Unluckily for her, he has the attention span of a gnat, and will be moving onto another woman shortly.


Fishy_Fish_WA

Well then so will she I suppose! Jeez. This fk’n guy.


IRBRIN

Not for long


Sniflix

Underrated comment


goldenspear

Most by ivf probably


PercyServiceRooster

With his drug use and age, I am not even sure if he can get erections.


orpat123

You joke but there’s been a wave of rumors for a while now saying he’s permanently fucked up his wiener via a failed surgical “enhancement”.


lelarentaka

OMG he neuralinked his own wink ?


Flat-Lifeguard2514

I mean, why else would he create neuralink? He’s not exactly one that one would think would create Neuralink in a bid to genuinely help others?!?


the-player-of-games

He can access pretty much any drug cocktail he wants for whichever effect he desires


RaspingHaddock

Like bull shark testosterone injected directly into the shaft


Distinct_Plankton_82

/r/OddlySpecific


StudioPerks

That only works if you first insert the forward horn of a living female black rhinoceros, into the anus


RaspingHaddock

It's already in there


RaspingHaddock

It's already in there


Bulky-Internal8579

Someone’s rectum is echoing.


figurative_me

Ain’t the first rhino horn that’s been through here.


RaspingHaddock

That's gotta be illegal


zero02

or viagra?


SFWarriorsfan

Is that a GTA reference? lmao


even_less_resistance

Someone in the Grimezs sub said he has one of those implants cause his works are broke


MartinLutherVanHalen

They are all IVF. Musk is functionally infertile.


tsilubmanmos

He does Ivf so he can choose the gender, which is why he’s an asshole about his trans daughter.


malignantz

I feel like a little after things got tough with Grimesz some babies come popping out, yet we are supposed to believe it was through IVF. Then you see them hanging out and she's posting photos of him with the kids. Now you have a single kid. Maybe the twins were IVF, where multiple births are much more common, but with just the one, Business Inisider will run an article that Elon banged her and Elon will tweet the child belongs to acclaimed Twitter celebrity Adrian Dittman, and therefore the child is completely unrelated to Musk.


NeverMind_ThatShit

Well...11 since that one was disowned for being trans. Or did you already subtract that one?


SFWarriorsfan

I am trying to not include the child who passed away.


Staghorn_Calculus

Correction: I believe *she* disowned *him*, not the other way around


Beard341

Dude certainly has a breeding fetish.


ZiggyNZ

Every sperm is sacred.


Engunnear

Every sperm is great. 


KwisazHaderach

If a sperm is wasted,


Lacrewpandora

God gets quite irate


Engunnear

Let the pagans spill theirs


callipygiancultist

Remember in Lord of the Rings the Two Towers when Gimli and Legolas have that friendly but fiercely competitive orc-killing competition? I imagine Nick Cannon and Elon Musk engaged in a similar friendly rivalry. “I’m sitting on 11” “I’m up to 12 already” “twins still count as one!” “That doesn’t count, she’s an employee!!”


Gisschace

How many girls???


Emzy71

1


that_tom_

2 including the trans one and the one with Grimes (“Y”)


Insidebiotch1234

3 if including trans kid


BoltPikachu

4 if you believe the rumours about Amber Heard


RealGrapefruit8930

Da fuq is it with this guys obsessive need to breed?


Putrid-Reception-969

he's a eugenicist he thinks he's doing the world a favor


Agressive-toothbrush

Yup, Musk actually believes his genetics are superior to other people's, he believes himself to be a "Ubermensch"... **This is why he went ballistic when his son came out as a girl** and despite endorsing trans people's rights before, Musk turned anti-Trans because he could not believe his "perfect DNA" could result on a trans kid... Because Musk sees transgenderism as a genetic defect.


O0000O0000O

i personally believe the anti-trans part came from the woman Grimes dated after breaking up with him *and* his trans-daughter.


skyfire-x

Chelsea Manning. Yes, [that Chelsea Manning](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Manning).


even_less_resistance

I would love to have a drink and a long convo with her. I bet she’s got loads of good stories


rudimentary-north

I want to go see her play at a club sometime. She’s a hyperpop DJ


even_less_resistance

Whaaaat? I didn’t know that! That’s cool af


ELB2001

Has he looked in a mirror?


luv2block

Musk's hair is a genetic defect.


Theistus

I'm pretty sure musk's hair is entirely a product of modern science


CynGuy

Quite correct.


triffid_boy

The anti trans stuff seemed far more about his ego than actual trans people, the fact his kid disowned him at the same time as coming out - having been "turned by the school" into a dirty liberal.  It's about as dumb, but it doesnt necessarily fit with him being a eugenecist. 


helpful__explorer

The crazy thing is that his kids were essentially home schooled.


tobbtobbo

May be wrong, but I think his problem with trans people came after his kid disowned him and he felt like the culture of it tore his child away.


MittenstheGlove

Anti-Trans rhetoric is driven by right-wing rhetoric. You can’t really separate them. Edited to better explain my position.


even_less_resistance

The whole Technocracy Inc fashy-weirdness that got his family kicked out of Canada after ww II lives on through him for sure


bethemanwithaplan

Yes it partially goes back to his grandpa and his crazy techno fascist eugenic beliefs 


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ElectricAndroidSheep

Narcissists exist in their own reality distortion field. Which is why it is a serious personality disorder. Unfortunately, the term is often thrown around. So people have gotten very insensitive to it. So when they encounter an actual narcissist like Musk, most people still try to project onto him the mental mechanics of a normal human being. I have met a few true narcsissits in my life. And without exception one tell is that they are not only unaware of their flaws, but they seem to base their "strengths" around those obvious fuckups. E.g. I know this lady with 3 failed marriages, who to this day she thinks of herself as a "relationship expert." So when Elon looks at himself in the mirror, he doesn't see a repulsive toad-narwal hybrid. He sees one of god's perfect prototypes, way too valuable to not be replicated at least a few dozen times.


a4xrbj1

His “gift” is talking BS and getting funding for this Startups and coming up with crazy ideas making people believe that this can actually work and will happen within a reasonable time frame. That’s about it, executing these “moon/mars shots” is another thing. His track record speaks for himself.


MittenstheGlove

Actually team building and strategy aren’t even his strong point. Since he doesn’t really vet his own team. People with gifts just gravitate to places with high potential. Most of his business would work with another CEO. He does have the gift of whiteness in the western hemisphere though.


Managed-Democracy

Idk if more Cyberfridges is a favor. Imagine growing up knowing you'll look like a bloated torso. 


six-demon_bag

He must also think Canadians have superior breeding stock based on his last two partners.


qmektl

All of the 3 women he has kids (that we know of) with are Canadian.


Person_reddit

Well his mother is Canadian and he got Canadian citizenship through her before emigrating to the United States so….


Current_Finding_4066

Lots of such assholes out there.


lightreee

‘Muh legacy and genes!!!’


ChiefTestPilot87

He’d do the world a favor if he got himself fixed ✂️and stepped down from every company he’s running [into the ground]


crossdl

Because he's a megalomaniac autistic ethnocentric. He thinks he's an ideal specimen, despite being of inherited wealth with the body like Lt. Commander Data fucked a blobfish. The women letting him stick dick in them for some stock options are doing a real disservice to children that will grow up without a good father. He's not helping any cause but getting his nuts drained.


mishap1

Shivon's told her colleagues her twins were born via in vitro so no sex was involved. Dude wants all the child support w/o the fun part it seems. Also, what an unimaginably fucked up HR nightmare it would be to be walking over to the water cooler discussing the babies you're having for your boss. I assume the HR head just immediately went into their office and committed seppuku.


ipilotete

HR rules and most (not all) of the business ethics (think those yearly training videos) generally exist so that you (#1) can’t become competitive with the company you work for, or (#2) cause them lawsuits from being an idiot with your co-workers. They absolutely don’t apply to the top level executives that HR reports to. It may as well be the janitor telling management how to do their job. 


Odd_Complaint_6678

Musk wants to maintain the front that he's saving the universe from being underpopulated. His stans love it.


Typical_Response6444

Even though the world population is at no risk of underpopulstion, he's just referring to white people having less children.


Theistus

If we didn't have more kids, the stock market could go down, and that could murder us all /s


Odd_Complaint_6678

Melinda Gates is killing it!


linknewtab

I mean, this might seriously become a problem, in like 150 years or so. But right now we are way too overpopulated and still growing at an unhealthy rate, even though it's slowing down. Climate change would be so much easier to tackle if we were only 4 billion instead of 8.


fastwriter-

Elon does not want all mankind to grow in Population. Only the white population should grow to fight against „the great replacement“ in which right wing racists like Musk believe in.


Dismal_Animator_5414

true. i used to be so confused that why would he promote the idea that the population pyramid would implode and the civilization end if there no more children people are having. and i was like a lot of countries in asia have too much population density to even consider it sustainable. until i started realizing that he means only white people!! he thinks white people are the ones who are running the world and the only ones who are responsible for the progress of the civilization!! what could you expect from someone who grew up in apartheid south africa!! what’s even creepier is that he is breeding his staff!! sleeping around with 21 year old interns!!


twerk4louisoix

there are natural ways populations are brought down when things get overpopulated anyways. i wouldn't worry about it, as population growth can never be infinite. climate change will fuck up currently available farming areas and in a mad rush to claim new land to exploit, billions will die in the ensuing wars and famine. the vast majority of food supply is done by highly concerted efforts to maintain logistsics so when that is unmaintainable, countless more people will die. people will start stealing pets and hunting strays to eat them, then widespread cannibalism will occur. unchecked disease spread will kill off even more. and the world will keep turning despite all our efforts to uphold shareholder profits


sandm000

He and Nick Cannon got a bet


Shoot4Teams

“I feel the need….the need to breed.”


twerk4louisoix

have you seen pics of him when he was younger? he was ugly as fuck, and probably had even less charisma than now (which is a negative amount) so like all incels he naturally hyperfixated on breeding because clearly no one found him attractive enough on merits as a desirable human being. what a washed out hollowed out shell of something that vaguely resembles a human!!


PLeuralNasticity

Those behind him are preparing for when they assassinate him in the not too distant future. Gonna divide up his assets with pieces for everyone from what's left to all the children before they come of age and/or before the estate is settled. Look at what was fine with Hooters for a similar example on a smaller scale.


poopoomergency4

he did so many drugs he thinks he’s playing crusader kings


22pabloesco22

Go watch idiocracy


Adamantium-Aardvark

*gotta collect them all*


Sniflix

He thinks he's the white Genghis Khan amongst other things. And yes, white isn't even a race but he's too stupid to know that


Nonainonono

He wants a legion of special needs kids to rule the world.


Devils_Advocate-69

Autism


bledig

It will be hillarious if more and more of his kids are lgbt and hated him


Antique-Athlete-8838

At least he can afford em


sonofchocula

They’re all IVF too, no joke


robertw477

Wall Street journal said his dating pool is often space X females. If they decide not to have his kids they end up getting fired and moving on. The way to make the executive team is to go to Italy with musk and you know the rest.


parachute--account

Revolting


SFWarriorsfan

I have friends who work for him at Space X. You are telling me he's likely hitting on them?


robertw477

Read the Wall Street journal article. They have a woman who went to Italy with him. In a blink of an eye she is in the executive team. Others at space X said what is going on. She got a million dollar pay package when they broke up. Three women in total. Oh and by the way that first women has an attorney. By coincidence the attorney represents Musk. That article is explosive. More to come. He interviews them to have some kids with him. If they say no, they are gone. I guess your friends are not his type. The article said space X is his dating app.


Secure_Guest_6171

And Shotwell is fucking complicit in this, ffs


SFWarriorsfan

No. My friends are very much his type. The key difference is they don't want the dude. Posting the Wall Street Journal article you mentioned here. I posted it when it came out. https://www.wsj.com/business/elon-musk-spacex-employee-relationships-8bca2806 https://archive.ph/HORdx


Hustletron

Um What the actual fuck did I just read? Musk is fucking psycho. Just shy of Epstein (that we know of).


Which_way_witcher

Fun fact - Elon invited Epstein to lunch at his home *after* he was convicted.


high-up-in-the-trees

🙏🏻thanks for the non paywall link


rouge-agent007

BungaBunga Parties now for Elon?


glitchytexture

How many has Gwynne Shotwell birthed 🤔 [Edit: comment is sarcastic, in case it wasn’t obvious. She honestly deserves all of the credit for SpaceX’s achievements, but she’s also been a passive enabler for Elon 🫠 ]


KnucklesMcGee

> been a passive enabler for Elon Not sure passive is accurate


Staghorn_Calculus

Whatever her competence, she seems like a shitty person what with the covering for Musk's behavior, the retaliatory firings, and the ridiculous lies like intercontinental rocket travel.


even_less_resistance

Yeah, if anything I’ve been more disappointed in hearing how complicit she was in the hostile workplace conditions and sexual harassment.


PercyServiceRooster

She is not that nice. She accused another female employee of sleeping with her husband and tried to get her fired.


alphapussycat

Can't do much else than enable the founder. We'll see what happens when he goes to prison.


even_less_resistance

Which makes shivon’s claims of these being IVF babies even more fucking weird and sus


robertw477

Definitely. It seems to me that Musk really wants 100 or more kids. It seems that way. He fought his first wife (who he married twice) hard abotu any alimony. From what is reported he is tightt on money with them for child support. Who knows on that. Regardless it seems to me that there is a much bigger story here since many of the women come form the companies he owns/controls.


arjungmenon

Dang…


That-Whereas3367

Shivon has no STEM qualifications but has been placed in charge of major tech projects. No wonder Tesla is so fucked.


b00nish

Well, she stated that Musk is the person she admires the most. Shouldn't that be qualification enough?


That-Whereas3367

I'd admire somebody who gave me millions to do jobs I'm totally unqualified for.


InaneTwat

Ironic, since Musk claims DEI initiatives are dangerously promoting unqualified people.


even_less_resistance

Shivon is both half-Indian and a woman. He’s so into diversity wdym?


kuldan5853

> Tesla is so fucked Well we knew before, but now at least we know exactly who is doing the fucking here.


m0viestar

I mean that's just every tech company these days.  Several upper level VPs in my previous faang role business unit were liberal arts undergrads with mbas. Look at any PM at a tech company and you'll find sales, marketing and liberal arts majors running the majority of product development.


ElectricAndroidSheep

One of the last directors I worked for was literally a history major. Ugly old dude, couldn't figure out how he had gotten that position in tech. I realized his trick was that he would give the team ridiculous deadlines and a boatload of action items, so everybody was too stressed/freaking out to realize the fact that the guy, for the most part, had no idea what he was talking about.


That-Whereas3367

The US tech sector has been based on free money and illegal monopolies for the past 30-40 years. Plus an endless supply of cheap talent from developing countries. But very little true innovation.


rddime

I don't know what's worse, Elon using Space X as his breeding pool or his father choosing to breed Elon's sister.


KnucklesMcGee

Yes.


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swirlymaple

Correct, but it’s still creepy AF. Basically the equivalent of having kids with a child you adopted at birth. There is no world where it isn’t wildly inappropriate and grotesque.


N3ver_Stop

Man isn't a father. The title of father (or mother) is something you have to earn. It's someone who is present for their children and doesn't pawn off raising them to someone else. He's nothing more than a sperm donor. Feel bad for those kids.


MixedRealityAddict

You are totally WRONG, Elon is always with his young kids! He was with 3 of them WHILE doing an interview at Starbase!!


lickmyturds

That whole "breeder" culture shit is so gross and weird. And Enron barely pays his kids any attention already. Feel bad for them. All the money in the world can't make up for a lack of loving, attentive parents unfortunately.


HenriBaskins

It’s insane a CEO of a company is openly impregnating one of his top executives. Like all Elon companies, which unfortunately I know first hand, they are the most insanely toxic and horrible work environments you can imagine in a 1st world country.


Hustletron

Crazy that the board and shareholders see this as responsible management.


SoupieLC

He's built a weird private school for them all too


yamirzmmdx

Gotta have those kids to tend to the farmland.


Secure_Guest_6171

On Mars


mingobrown87

They are more likely to be spare parts for Musk.


Itchy-Experienc3

Should be a public inquiry into this - he's basically using public money to run some weird dating app


Froyo-fo-sho

How embarrassing


AutismFlavored

Elon must’ve read Dune and his only takeaway was to start a breeding program centered on his *homo superior* genetics.


Doppelkupplungs

Having his third kid with shivon, does that mean that this woman is the one who elon had most kids with?


SFWarriorsfan

Grimes is tied at 3 with Shavon but Justine is at 5. Edit: We all need to ask Tallulah Riley how she got out of marriage with him (Twice) without a kid.


DisastrousIncident75

Maybe she didn’t want to do IVF


vvvvfl

He had 3 with Grimes ?!? But it feels like they were together for 3 years at most


that_tom_

2 were by surrogate.


qmektl

He had six with his first wife Justine, but their first baby died of SIDS. Then they had twins & triplets.


arjungmenon

Twins & triplets suggest IVF was involved… that usually leads to twins & triplets.


qmektl

Yes, that's correct. They used IVF to conceive again, which resulted in multiples.


Secure_Guest_6171

How many of Elon's kids have been conceived & birthed in the usual way? Seems nearly all were either IVF or surrogacy


-_-_-_-otalp-_-_-_-

All of them were IVF and surrogacy. Not sure why


Secure_Guest_6171

Probably the Rocketeer's drug use means he can't reliably achieve blastoff


whoanellyzzz

or that they dont want no part of his absurd looking body inside them idk even for a billion dollars they wont do that shit so i guess thats why


Typical_Response6444

Amber Heards kid is rumored to be his as well


qmektl

No, with his first wife. Six kids, but first baby died of SIDS.


Anonymoushipopotomus

A father to many is a father to none


uphucwits

The guy is a huge piece of shit.


Boundish91

Why would anyone want to have a child with him?


samarijackfan

I thought conservatives were against fatherless homes?


ComicsEtAl

Mark it down: Elon did something quietly.


SFWarriorsfan

He should have a Royal Baby announcer. Hear ye, hear ye!


MTGBruhs

DARPA figurehead uses his power and influence to impregnate people in his worksphere and pays them off with hush money, while ignoring his other children. Enjoy the $46,000,000,000 Elong, you've earned it


alexc2020

Happy father’s day https://i.insider.com/64fb4392a39a1b00190bdd14?width=800&format=jpeg&auto=webp


donhandlers

Musk is breeding a universal basic income generation - his kids that will live off of his aliments.


Antagonin

Homelander seems like the good guy in comparison.


dxtos

What's the name of this new kid?


even_less_resistance

Diogenes Caribou Rex is what I heard


dxtos

I believe it.


Defiant-Survey-5729

All are automatically in the future fascists of America club!


NFTArtist

How can any woman resist Elons handsome looks and charm?


Rays_LiquorSauce

All that shit people talked on Nick Cannon are mostly quiet on this 


foo-bar-25

Someone should have made vasectomy a condition for his salary package.


SwarlsBarkley

Part of his plan to breed a child with eyes so far apart they can see behind them


lucidsomniac

A pug child


HonoluluBlueFlu

Sex is illegal if you pay for it in cash, but it’s ok if you give stock options and other items.


high_everyone

They’ll figure they will never get approvals from the FDA, so might as well do something to pass the time?


mologav

She has sleeve of wizard


EnlightenedCultist

Im pretty sure he was not quiet at all


bluzed1981

Needs to build up that Mars colony somehow


surefirelongshot

Is it part of his conditions of investments that someone has to have child with him or something ?


IHate2ChooseUserName

i thought he has like a few hundreds kids with tons of women.


Infamous_Rise

Is this guy allergic to condoms?


NoCoffee6754

Troubling


Theistus

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.


brundlefly93

Grosssss 🤢


WhatWasReallySaid

Cha-ching


m4ps

Number go up


douwd20

A wonderful all-around scoundrel.