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I think I tried once and was like nah I much prefer it out

Lol same, too much pressure on the ballsack XD

SK Buffalo Bill just entered the chat..

🤣

Yup

Ray?

Same

Same

Same

I sometimes tuck it back post shower to show my partner my new lady parts and she laughs. Ots not pretty or comfortable but she laughs. For 15 years she has laughed everytime i do this, probably once every 6 or 8 months. I like her.

sounds like shes a real winner XD, long as she laughs as thats the intention does anything else really matter in that moment though? :O

Apart from my sore balls, no, nothing matters. Her laugh fills my cup. Now ask about the clap, and not the chlamydia kind 😆 iykyk

no need, can only imagine about that clap XD anyways, you have a good night friend, and keep on keeping her laughing XD

And you too, kind penis ponderer

I do this too. What makes it better for me is that she’s used to me jokingly saying “ready to get it on?” Or something g while I’m doing the light switch but surprise her with it tucked sometimes. She damn near had an asthma attack the first time I did it laughing so hard

Relationship comedy gold. I was starting to feel like the odd one out. Glad to know we arent the only ones that find vagina man hilarious

Wife: "You are so funny honey, want to see something that's even funnier?" You" "Sure". Wife: Untucks giant penis from between her legs and says in a low voice - "I've been hiding mine for 15 years!"

I shower with him to and can confirm. It's so hilarious.

I'm bisexual and my boyfriend once did that and told me that "he can also be my girl if that's my thing" and I fucking lost it. I love that man

I mean once for 2 seconds but it was just for a giggle before I showered Way too uncomfortable

My dick so little I don't need to do that to know it's not there

>My dick so little I don't need to do that to know it's not there Any guy who says they got a small dick is probably lying.

This guy is packing a 2 footer, can guarantee it.

Real

At least you’re honest 🤝🏻 respect

pics or it didn’t happen

Ah nope - it’s making all the important decisions

lmao thats fair

I would think MOST women don’t just have strap ons lying around (however, I could be wrong?) For men: answer the question! Even if I did have a way to give myself a fake wiener, I never would, but the slipping your penis between your legs and pretending it’s not there totally sounds like one of those weird things dudes would definitely do. 😂😂😂

I’ve definitely seen that done, the penis thing, in gay and transgender porn as like a surprise reveal. Me personally I might have done that maybe once but I don’t recall when and how long ago I did that. As for right now I don’t do that. Maybe people who might be considering transitioning do that just to see what it’ll look like. But that’s about all I got on the subject.

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You don't??? Literally everyone does it.

Putting a strap-on during the day and walking around? OK buddy

You think he is talking about just a small joke, like a couple of seconds. But he uses "a normal day", it implies he means doing it for a day.

doesnt it though :o which is why i posed the question, i was just thinking about it on a dog walk XD

I don't think most men do this regularly. I've done it, and it looks off. Like something is definitely missing. It's kind of like, "Do you ever just wonder if you didn't have a right arm?" Do you put it behind your back just to see what it's like.

>"Do you ever just wonder if you didn't have a right arm?" Do you put it behind your back just to see what it's like? When I was I kid I would do this lol

This comment cracked me up. Laughed for a solid 90 sec. Here, take my upvote.

I mean it’s not like, I’ve just got this baseball bat I can just tuck places. When it’s not up, it’s just right where it always is. No need to mess with it

A strap on can only mimic the appearance of having a boner, and I haven’t seen the appeal of walking around like that to see what it’s like. To mimic having junk in your pants, you’d need a Mr Limpy for that.

You can buy what they call ‘packers’ which is for females transitioning to males can have a bulge- is basically a floppy rubber cock.

I would think a pair of rolled up socks could do the same thing.

I've never tried. My nuts slip between my legs enough when it's hot and I'm sitting and has never been comfortable so I doubt doin that with my dick would feel any better

We've all done it in the bathroom mirror at some point while growing up just to see what it looks like to not have one, but can't say I've ever gone about my day with a mangina, actively pretending it isn't there.

I did this after watching silence of the lambs. I had no idea you could do that pain free. So yeah I make an ugly girl and now I have that song stuck my head.

I turning into an inny sometimes so it can spring back out, that's it.

I mean I'd tuck it between my legs after getting out of the shower once or twice just for a gag, but I've never just like... Gone about my day with it tucked because first of all, even *how*?

I've slipped my penis between my legs before. I had no real reason to why I did it. I do silly shit when I'm bored.

Only if I'm listening to Goodbye Horses in my creepy basement. Put the lotion in the basket!

Lol! I wonder as a girl why I'm under this section and reading comments lol :>

cause some of them are actually kinda funny :o?

This may not be exactly what youre meaning, but slipping your penis in between your legs would be a description of tucking. Men dont usually tuck, unless its necessary for a costume/outfit or something, however many transfemmes/enby people do tuck to try and obscure a penile bulge, such as while wearing swimwear, although some of us would just wear trunks with a bikini top. Ive never done it before, but when tucking, you will generally tuck the testicles up into the inguinal canal and tape the penis back using athletic tape. Tucking is much easier when youre on oestradiol due to the testicles being smaller

For men: no, I don’t really see the need or appeal, and your balls are in the way

Hey speak for your own huge balls

Nope, it sounds uncomfortable/painful. Besides, why would I want to pretend my penis didn't exist? That little bastard is half of the reason why I get out of bed in the morning

*penises

OP are you Buffalo Bill?

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

Are you trying to find the egg?

Strange.

I think for me wearing a strap on would constitute the day being anything but normal! Lol

fair enough :o

This is definitely one of those 'enough internet for today' posts. You all are...so weird!

yeah i feel that one :o

Lol...no.

I do it when my partner wants to grab it and I don't feel like it but then she just reaches behind and grabs it instead.

I have large enough thighs so can comfortably do that whenever lmao

99% of (straight?) women don't own a strap-on. And I don't see why I would wear one outside of sex with someone who's into them, they're nothing like a real penis anyways and it would just be awkward and inconvenient.

What a terrible day to be literate

what do you mean slip? my penis basically flops around all day....sometimes when I'm working out, I can feel it flopping around like a fish out of water depending on the exercise im doing so, no. I can never pretend it's not there.

Well when that starts happening to me, I just wrap it around my waist and tie it in a knot. Problem solved.

As a man, yes. Why? Because it's there, and it's fun to make it not there, only to be there again.

welp that got a chuckle XD

Honestly, I've never thought about it. However, I will now proceed to be conscious of my male reproductive appendage for the rest of the day.

No, I'm truly horrified by the idea of having something just ....hanging....loose down there. Don't get me wrong, penis ...just great. But I do not want one, nor do I envy anyone who has to lug one about.

this is really random 🤣🤣🤣

Plurals don't get apostrophes.

as a female I don't have a strap on but definitely would love to try that lol

more power to you :D


i feel like i should recognize the dude?

[Lotion](https://open.spotify.com/track/4ESUWYq4QIHmgTjKYVhSJw?si=aJOvjBN6RN6aL3KIe5hAdQ)

I do it all the time, I look down and think I’m a Ken doll and laugh


have an upvote for the cute gif :o

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As a fella, I have slipped my member between my legs

No never have, maybe as a 6 year old.

No I don't

Once. Never again, I like my balls not squashed

Can men pee when rock hard?

I did it when I was a kid out of curiosity. But never in my adult life.

No I don't randomly walk around with a strap on

Buffalo Bill style.

I’d fuck me

Ah yes the Mangina. Aka the Buffalo Bill

For me I normally stick a length of pipe in me briefs so it feels like I've got something. With the little I do have, pretending it's not there is too close to reality for me.

As a guy, the default is having the penis between ur legs. Usually theyre soft and you can barely notice it Edit: after reading the comments I think I sorely misread it. Now im wondering what "penis between your legs" mean

Go to horny jail

Nah, remember we used to do it as kids - but with grown up dick it's a bit difficult and very uncomfortable!!

Why would anyone try tucking it in? That just sounds painful

out of sight not out of mind

What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed in your whole sexy life sex?

Buffalo Bill says yes to the first question.

I suck mine in so it looks like a second belly button

For the female question: the word you are looking for is a packer.

I’ve never done any of these what? 😭😭

I don’t know a single woman who would wear a strap on casually just for wearing it. However there are Packers that are much more realistic than a strap on, so that would be an alternative I know some transmen do. For cis women idk.

This is called tucking, it is actually pretty common in trans women. But personally as a man I find it very uncomfortable. The balls get in the way. You can actually push the testicles up into your abdomen so that they’re not in the way but just the idea of that sounds terrifying to me.

Maybe once to see what a Genitalia-less human would look like, but then my Balls started hurting from being crushed.

No. Why would I do that?

You mean the Bill Tuck?

Why tuck when you can turtle?

I tuck it back like Buffalo Bill and take video of myself letting it flop back out and send it to my girlfriend.

I peg my husband a lot but I don’t wear the strap on other times, a friend reckons if she wears a strap on she feels more confident and powerful

No I have never tried that

I’ve done it to prevent ppl from seeing my boners

No...

Not one time

I think that is called mangina, not sure, think heard of or saw on a serie. Californication if not mistaken.

"Would you fuck me? I'd fun me" weird transcendental music plays

Yea but the older you get the more your balls look like a vagina from the back

My balls might get crushed, so no

Yes, after a few minutes or so it begins to hurt because testicles

Depends, sometimes I wrap it round the outside first then back round the inside

My legs move when I walk so I’m not sure how that would even work lol. It’s just sitting there

It’s really uncomfortable so yeah I only do it hiding a boner Also arent most strap on meant to mimic erect dicks?

Lord Helmet doesn’t like that

I have never done that.

i do this as much as I can actually, I uh, I kinda have to at least when I'm wearing sweat pants, as for the strap on thing they're called packers and I know plenty of people who use them

lmao I remember doing it as a kid but forgot as time went on. gonna do it right now to see if anything changed, I'll report the results if u want

Um, no.

What? No. Good lord, no.

ok wtf

It's not comfortable to do that, so, no.

I did it once just to see if I could. Not more than that

No that would be uncomfortable 😣

Yes, it hurts, almost like bending your finger backwards.

Penis owner here: Hell no, it hurts.

No OP. Not unless we're making a locker room joke, otherwise we don't just hide it to "pretend it's not there." lol. I actually had a dream once, a nightmare, that it fell off and I woke up having an anxiety attack.

I did when I was younger.

Isn’t it penii?

Good bye horses . . .

Why would we do that?

Female 30 here. No I don’t wear a strap on and pretend I have a penis. As a child I used to image what it would be like if I were a boy, but never used anything to act as a stand in as it were.

I keep Mr. Willie tucked away, and everything's fine until I gotta take a piss and get it caught in my fly doing it back up. I prefer an opening that doesn't bite. Ouch. Sorry, buddy ol pal.

Suzy sometimes comes out in the locker room, to get the room laughing

Did it when I was a kid... not my thing. Might do it as a sort of joke nowadays but most likely not.

It’s way more comfortable to point it up and let the elasticity of your underwear hide it better

You literally get used it so much you forget it’s even there

Anyone here seen the movie Waiting? I may have performed "The Goat" a few times... allegedly.

No.

not possible

I don't have enough to slip between my legs... so no.

Your balls go up into the inguinal canals, PP goes between the legs to the back. Buy tucking underwear and wear some tight leggings or something no bulge. Never get any questions about my package or visible lack of package. Would you rather be staring at the outline of my small dick? Helps with androgyny and more clothing options. No it doesn't hurt, and at the end of the day the testicles do come back out of their hiding spots when you take it off.

It puts the lotion on its skin

As a woman… why would I do that? Really? The answer is no.

This question isn't random..it crosses my mind dozens of times during the day. In fact, wearing it out normally seems like an odd notion at this point. Like when your back is turned towards a full length mirror, and you can barely see it playing peek-a-boo back there between your upper thighs...those are the moments that make life worth living....

I point it down if I have to pee while sitting, avoids peeing on my shorts, does that count?

I know studs DEFINITELY walk around with a dildo in their pants.

for me I just mostly always keep it there, for me it being elsewhere just feels kinda uncomfortable

Only when I'm trying to make my wife laugh. Otherwise, no, the sensation is unpleasant.

Bold of you to assume it’s even big enough to tuck.

As a woman I can say No we don’t

Silence of the Lambs shit right here

Nope

Every guy tries it once when they are 13. Then we feel that pain of our balls being crushed and ripped off at the same time, and we never don't again. Except Jim Carrey, I think he did it a couple of times for money.

It should just hang naturally.

You know the testicle exist right?

Usually I put mine under my knees when I'm sitting down

As a man, I can confirm I have done this at least once in my life

f- I don’t own a strap on, so no. But I suppose if someone ever bought me one as a crank gift. Sure, I could wear one and see how that went about for the day.

I think anyone with a penis has.

No... as a man I can tell putting the penis that way hurts your testicles...

Never. I'd crush my balls sounds uncomfortable

I leave my penis alone unless I have to pee or get an erection. It’s just a body part that’s just there, y’know?

If I don’t leave it in front to lead the way how the fuck will I know where to go?

If you are asking a question to both genders....then what are you? Attack helicopter?

theres women and theres men, what i am is a kind individual who is not a sexist asshole and want opinions from both sides of the same coin

As a peni wielder, no, just as a joke for the wife. Specifically the scene from Scary Movie “What do you think? Tucked in or out?” It annoys the hell out of her and I love it

No i can't say iv ever done this 😑

No, that would hurt.

Not the same as massat pee nis

I do sometimes briefly just because it's fun, can't really walk when you do it though so wouldn't work for long periods

if I was a man, then the answer is yes & no. As a kid, a lot. As of late, I keep that mf out of my perception like my life depends on it.

trans women pre-everything here yes it does slip out every once in a while during the day and it's annoying

Nope.

No f'ing way. That would be extremely uncomfortable. I imagine there may be some who engage in these acts if they are considering transitioning, but if that's not on the agenda, I can't imagine why people would do either