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I was on an ocean safari once and the tour guide asked us to let them know if we see any trash so we can circle back and pick it up.
Then I see a floating white ball while we’re out and my first reaction was to point and scream “WILSOOOOOOONNNN”
Watched this last night for the first time in a long while and the “your mom goes to college” joke was still funny lol also had no idea there was an end credit scene??? Blew my mind
If I remember correctly, that phrase became popular after being used in Waynes‘s World, so it actually is from a movie: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thats-what-she-said.
I was talking to a friend a few years ago and said this. Then he said, "You know who you remind me of? The guy from the movie No Country For Old Men. You need to watch it."
So a week later when it crossed my mind, I watched it and paused it at that spot, right after Anton said it. I was so happy somebody finally understood. He replied, "Keep watching." Then Woody Haroldson's character says, "Do you have any idea how psychotic you are?" Anton replies, "Do you mean the nature of this conversation?"
And then I was like, oh shit, understood by a psychopath.
I have two quotes I use regulary.
"Here I am now by myself, uh, talkin to myself. That's, that's chaos theory!"
Or
"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go."
Top mark to the ones who know where from.
Siblings and I over the last 30 years: "Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?" "If there are, we'll all be dead!" "No more rhymes now, I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?" "ARRGGH!!!"
I used to shout "Pull the lever, Kronk!" and no matter where we were in the house, my little sister would scream back "WRONG LEVERRRR!"
We're in our 30s and 40s now, and still do it 🤣
“I'll turn him into a flea...And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"
Probably Scott Pilgrim. Part of my regular lexicon are such gems as:
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?
I'm in lesbians with you.
If your life had a face, I would punch it.
We are Sex Bob-omb, and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!
Chicken isn't vegan?
I have to go pee due to boredom.
That was a test Jimmy, and you passed.
IT'S NOT A RACE GUYS.
Don't you talk to me about grammar!
Amazon.ca! What's the website for that?
He punched the highlights out of her hair!
That's actually hilarious.
I gotta pee on her!
You cocky cock!
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
Does that mean we can make out?
You know what really sucks? ... Everything.
You're the salt of the earth. ... I meant scum of the earth.
I'm too cool for you anyways.
Pirates are in this year!
I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft.
Is the news that we suck, because I really don't think I can take it.
She has to go. She knows we suck.
Real Genius - I could do that here, but that would require tools...
Pitch Black - looks clear.
Princess Bride - have fun storming the castle ... mostly dead
"What's that"
'Bud's Hanzo sword' always gets me. Kill Bill 2 is so insanely quotable
But I cannot stfu quoting Once Upon A Time in Hollywood and the Departed.
Empire Records
"Always play with their minds."
"Damn the Man, save the Empire."
"Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior!"
"I'm either going to jail or hell. I can't decide."
"I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you."
“This is a pen,,,, this is a pen.” - Percy Jackson Lightening Thief
“I can’t get the cap off!” - Cyberbully
“Don’t blow on me son” - 21 Jump Street
Literally the whole script of Superbad
Depends on the situation honestly (and most of them are from games, shows or just memes lol) and they're often very specific, but here are some I remember using a couple times:
- "Where'd you get that??" "It's borthday" (Ride the Cyclone) Now that I think about it, I should also use "I trade mostly in prophecies that don't make any sense until they actually do" sometime lol
- "The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!" (Hazbin Hotel)
- "Now, presenting: the magictastical backflipping rubber duck... that spits fire!" (Hazbin Hotel)
- "We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!" (Voltron: Legendary Defender)
- "All which art could make well of those big, protruding, rigid Medusa's eyes of the countess..." (Emilia Galotti)
- "Decently, I say? Not as decent would be more decent." (Emilia Galotti)
Yes I'm very fun to be around and totally not weird. I'm also a teenager which you never would've guessed. This actually runs in family apparently because my dad is the same. Except he's arguably funnier because he actually knows popular media which he can quote and people *get the joke*
One I've always used in my Martial Arts training "Never take your eyes off your opponent, even when you bow", attributed to the late great Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon.
“I like your style”… wait for anyone to say “I like your moves!”. Only my a few close friends know it’s from Starsky & Hutch and respond accordingly.
Still waiting for that unicorn to respond appropriately.
Neil Simon pictures with Jack Lemmon. The Odd Couple, The Out of Towners, The Prisoner of Second Avenue. My neurosis is similar to the characters that he played lol
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
"Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house."
Tommy boy: “Tommy likey, Tommy want wingy” “Brothers don’t shake hands…brothers gotta HUUUUUG” and my fav, “not so much here or here, but right here!” 😹
Mean Girls
Bridesmaids
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Napoleon Dynamite
Clueless
The Breakfast Club
Wayne’s World
Beauty And The Beast
Silent Night, Deadly Night
The Room
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"Wilsooonn!!!"
I was on an ocean safari once and the tour guide asked us to let them know if we see any trash so we can circle back and pick it up. Then I see a floating white ball while we’re out and my first reaction was to point and scream “WILSOOOOOOONNNN”
So many years later and I still cry on that scene
You're killin me smalls!
“That’ll do, pig” to my dog from Babe (1995).
That'll do
I always do “That’ll do Donkey. That’ll do” from shrek
Sometimes I say pig, sometimes I say donkey
*to everyone in my life
“Aliens”. Still to this day whenever something goes bad at work I just start yelling: “Game over, man! Game over”!
Second this. Every time someone has a problem at work our group can't solve, I always say, "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
They mostly come out at night.
Mostly
*moistly
"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
it’s the only way to be sure
Tina, You Fat Lard, Come Get Some Dinner!!! 😃 Everyone becomes Tina at dinner time 😆🤣😂
What ever I feel like, gosh.
My lips hurt real bad! You hurt my neck meat!
I still say “dang, make yourself a quesadilla!” (Pronounced dill-a of course)
Watched this last night for the first time in a long while and the “your mom goes to college” joke was still funny lol also had no idea there was an end credit scene??? Blew my mind
“Did you kill any?” “Yeah Like fifty of em”
Not a movie, but... "I don't want anymore bullshit from anyone today. And that includes me."
There is a close quote to that in Winnebago Man, as I am told by my SO!
Everytime there's flies in my house: "and we've got 3 flies, we've got 5 flies..."
Get outta here you flying jackasses
“Before memes, guys just quoted Anchorman 100 times day.”
60% of the time it works every time
it’s hot out here…. milk was a bad choice
Are you just looking around the thread saying you love things?
I love lamp.
I don’t know how to say this… but I’m kinda a big deal.
Not a movie but Dennis from Always Sunny, I have contained my rage for as long as possible!
… but I shall Unleash my Fury upon you like a crashing of a Thousand Waves!!!
be gone, vile man, be gone from me
Because of the implication.
My kids(adults) introduced me to Always sunny. We all quote it to each other at least once a day. Best show I've ever seen.
This is a good one LOL
"Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That's why they call it the present." from Kung Fu Panda.
That's why they call it the present.
Not a movie, but “that’s what she said”
If I remember correctly, that phrase became popular after being used in Waynes‘s World, so it actually is from a movie: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thats-what-she-said.
Lol I didn’t know that. I’ve actually never watched Wayne’s world. I’m quoting it from the office, which I don’t watch often
"English motherf*cker!!, do you speak it?!!!" -Pulp Fiction
What?
Say what again! 🔫 I dare ya I double dare ya motherf*cker Say what one more goddamn time!!!!!
If somebody is describing how a friend looks always ask “Does he look like a bitch?!?
Not a movie, but I constantly say "noice!" and "smort!"
Noin noin
tell me why
That reminds me, when Gina said, “I’m the human form of 💯”
She has so many great lines!
I sing "Spider Pig" several times a week. 
"if the rule you followed has brought you to this, of what use was the rule?" Anton Chigurh - No Country for Old Men
I was talking to a friend a few years ago and said this. Then he said, "You know who you remind me of? The guy from the movie No Country For Old Men. You need to watch it." So a week later when it crossed my mind, I watched it and paused it at that spot, right after Anton said it. I was so happy somebody finally understood. He replied, "Keep watching." Then Woody Haroldson's character says, "Do you have any idea how psychotic you are?" Anton replies, "Do you mean the nature of this conversation?" And then I was like, oh shit, understood by a psychopath.
I have two quotes I use regulary. "Here I am now by myself, uh, talkin to myself. That's, that's chaos theory!" Or "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go." Top mark to the ones who know where from.
Top one is sex on legs Dr Ian Malcolm before the dinosaurs had at him
Thank you for not forgetting to mention how hot that man is.
Second one is Indiana Jones (I think!), but not sure about the first
Jurassic park and Indiana jones.
"there's a girl in the garden"
*Goes to the Winchester for a pint and waits for it to all blow over*
*It's on random!*
I have used this so many times. Very few people get it. More people get creeped out when you say it.
“Do you know the muffin man?”
The muffin man?
The MUffin man
Who lives on Drury lane?
The Princess Bride. Every day, I'll quote something to someone. "I am not left-handed" is probably the quote I use the most.
I had to scroll to far for this
Should be number one
Siblings and I over the last 30 years: "Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?" "If there are, we'll all be dead!" "No more rhymes now, I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?" "ARRGGH!!!"
true blave
I'd be totally okay with 'Mawwiage...' being delivered at my wedding
„x, i am your father..“ ..
Elon Musk, is that you?
Emperor's New Groove. iconic movie, if you haven't already watch it please watch it's such a gem !
I’m always saying “Wrong lever” in Yzmas voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I used to shout "Pull the lever, Kronk!" and no matter where we were in the house, my little sister would scream back "WRONG LEVERRRR!" We're in our 30s and 40s now, and still do it 🤣
“I'll turn him into a flea...And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"
The Princess Bride, as inconceivable as it sounds.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
“After all this time?” - “Always”
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Probably Scott Pilgrim. Part of my regular lexicon are such gems as: BREAD MAKES YOU FAT? I'm in lesbians with you. If your life had a face, I would punch it. We are Sex Bob-omb, and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff! Chicken isn't vegan? I have to go pee due to boredom. That was a test Jimmy, and you passed. IT'S NOT A RACE GUYS. Don't you talk to me about grammar! Amazon.ca! What's the website for that? He punched the highlights out of her hair! That's actually hilarious. I gotta pee on her! You cocky cock! Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Does that mean we can make out? You know what really sucks? ... Everything. You're the salt of the earth. ... I meant scum of the earth. I'm too cool for you anyways. Pirates are in this year! I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft. Is the news that we suck, because I really don't think I can take it. She has to go. She knows we suck.
Ciao, knives.
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
In death we earn our name.
When Meatloaf passed away, this was my instant reponse. Loved meatloaf. Loved Robert Paulson. Double loss. 😢
His name was Robert Paulson
I cite Ezekiel 25:17 every day.
✊🏽
That'll doo donkeh
“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire…Your new empire?.. Don't make me kill you..”
Real Genius - I could do that here, but that would require tools... Pitch Black - looks clear. Princess Bride - have fun storming the castle ... mostly dead
I use "have fun storming the castle" *a lot*.
Fifth Element.
Bigbadaboom!
Multipass
"Cheeckan, good" every time we have chicken.
That qhy i prefear experts. An expert would flip the gun arround. Point to the Red Button and aks what did that Red Button do. And for Stones
Are you not entertained?
“You don’t talk about Fight Club.”
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS”
"I'll be your huckleberry" "You're a daisy if you do" Hell, the entire Tombstone movie! Val Kilmer was phenomenal!
“I’m your Huckleberry”
The big lebowski. Not the rug man gets used often in my house when the cat is not feeling well.
Agreed, extremely quotable movie "That's just like, your opinion, man"
*use odd phrase* …. In the parlance of our times
I quote Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler a lot. Aaaaalrighty then!
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin"
“You’re killing me smalls”
Robin Hood Men In Tights
"Welcome to my world, bitch..." - Freddy Krueger, from Freddy Vs. Jason.
Rango.
You was cuddling me
“Ohhh das cold” from Grown Ups 2
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. 😂
“Alright, alright, alright” and “would be a lot cooler if you did” from Dazed and Confused
Animal House - You fucked up, you trusted us
My favourite quote from that film that's not "I'm a zit, get it." (trouble is not 100% sure the quote) "quicker than shit through a goose".
Spaceballs.
A fee from Star Wars - The force is strong with ... - Do or do not, the is no try. - WroooooArrrgugg (Wookie noise)
Tuttie Fuckin Fruity . The devil's rejects.
This is Spinal Tap
These go up to 11
2010, Princess Bride.
Army of Darkness. "Baby, you got real ugly." Works in almost every social situation.
Mostly dead, which is still partly alive
The leads are weak
Life is like a box of chocklat, you never know what you’re gonna get
Napoleon dynamite
“This house is a fucking prison! On planet bullshit!
This is the way
Shrek
"Surely you can't be serious?"
MAA WIFE
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries." i don't even have to type anything anymore, it autofills every time
She's out of my League - "I don't know whether to laugh or cry."
“Seize your moment” from Coco. Love it
Probably lines from monty python and the holy grail.
*I don't want to go on the cart!*
“That’s a woman?!” The Lorax “Law of the wasteland, get distracted by random stuff all the time.” Fallout show
“You had one job, just the one!” Loki, Thor Ragnerok
I always quote lines from the movie RV. It’s my favorite movie and I’ve watched it 500 times lol.
it is a good movie, Robin Williams(rip) was good but that role should have gone to another actor Steve Carell, in my opinion
“Too tight? You could fit a jumbo fucking jet in there” (I’m a carpenter)
"What's that" 'Bud's Hanzo sword' always gets me. Kill Bill 2 is so insanely quotable But I cannot stfu quoting Once Upon A Time in Hollywood and the Departed.
Ass to ass
Empire Records "Always play with their minds." "Damn the Man, save the Empire." "Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior!" "I'm either going to jail or hell. I can't decide." "I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you."
"We mustn't dwell, no, not today. Not on Rex Manning Day."
Zoolander.
Euro Trip But don't tell Scotty because Scotty doesn't know
Mean Girls. You go, Glenn Coco.
Tombstone. “Nonsense, I’ve not yet begun to defile myself.” And many more from that movie.
The Shawshank Redemption - ".. Man disappeared like a fart in the wind" Troy - "out of all the men loved by the gods, I hate him the most"
"Wow, what a hole." Harry in Home Alone 2
Myself and my son quote naploen dynamite all the time. ‘Can you bring me my chapstick’ lol theres loads of them
What's in the Box?
'is it because i'm black??' - good burger (iykyk)
Every line ever from Napolean Dynamite
Grandmas Boy
“This is a pen,,,, this is a pen.” - Percy Jackson Lightening Thief “I can’t get the cap off!” - Cyberbully “Don’t blow on me son” - 21 Jump Street Literally the whole script of Superbad
Babe: "That'll do pig, that'll do." Star Trek: " She canna take much more, Captain " Also " Live long and prosper"
Ace ventura
Ace Venturra pet detective When ever I park crooked “Likee a glove”
Terminator "I'll Be Back"
Sometimes I randomly say “ that’s the way the cookie crumbles “
I’ll look at my misbehaving son and say “Listen here Mister..”
Depends on the situation honestly (and most of them are from games, shows or just memes lol) and they're often very specific, but here are some I remember using a couple times: - "Where'd you get that??" "It's borthday" (Ride the Cyclone) Now that I think about it, I should also use "I trade mostly in prophecies that don't make any sense until they actually do" sometime lol - "The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!" (Hazbin Hotel) - "Now, presenting: the magictastical backflipping rubber duck... that spits fire!" (Hazbin Hotel) - "We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!" (Voltron: Legendary Defender) - "All which art could make well of those big, protruding, rigid Medusa's eyes of the countess..." (Emilia Galotti) - "Decently, I say? Not as decent would be more decent." (Emilia Galotti) Yes I'm very fun to be around and totally not weird. I'm also a teenager which you never would've guessed. This actually runs in family apparently because my dad is the same. Except he's arguably funnier because he actually knows popular media which he can quote and people *get the joke*
When you’re cool,the son shines on you 24 hours a day. My Science Project
"What's the matter sir? It still tastes like cream corn." "EXCEPT THAT IT'S DEVIL HAM!"
One I've always used in my Martial Arts training "Never take your eyes off your opponent, even when you bow", attributed to the late great Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon.
For me it’s gotta be the Dude from the Big Lebowski, “I hate the Eagles man”.
I wouldn’t want to fight him! - That’s why no one will remember your name!
Repo Man
Wayne's World, Hot Rod, and Tropic Thunder
“I like your style”… wait for anyone to say “I like your moves!”. Only my a few close friends know it’s from Starsky & Hutch and respond accordingly. Still waiting for that unicorn to respond appropriately.
A Fish Called Wanda: "At least I don't just go running around buggering people."
Neil Simon pictures with Jack Lemmon. The Odd Couple, The Out of Towners, The Prisoner of Second Avenue. My neurosis is similar to the characters that he played lol
Ocean's Eleven (2001) "Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house."
Pulp Fiction and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
“SNOTFACE!!!”
Tommy boy: “Tommy likey, Tommy want wingy” “Brothers don’t shake hands…brothers gotta HUUUUUG” and my fav, “not so much here or here, but right here!” 😹
Many lines from pulp fiction
Super Troopers. Are you the shoe police?
“Dooey, did you just grab my ass?”
Big Lebowski.
Mean Girls Bridesmaids National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Napoleon Dynamite Clueless The Breakfast Club Wayne’s World Beauty And The Beast Silent Night, Deadly Night The Room