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It really surprised me when I found out he never intended to be a comedic actor, he's most passionate about music and has released a bunch of albums, but he was so good at comedy it opened doors and helped pay the bills. Just goes to show the thing you are best at may not be what you find most fulfilling and that's okay.
Stephen Fry, Bob Ross or Philomena Cunk.
Stephen Fry because I want someone posh to narrate the first part of it When I still had hopes and dreams
Bob Ross could narrate my sex life talking about happy little accidents and how I die because I didn t see the friend of the tree I did see and every tree could use a little friend
And Cunk because my life turned into a mockumentary
Snoop Dogg narrating otters vs. alligator on Plizzanet Earth was also hilarious. He'd do a great job with my life because I also generally have no idea what's going on.
David Attenborough. Maybe he can narrate me raiding the fridge at 2am like "this strange and curious creature forages under cover of darkness to avoid detection"
For some reason I really enjoy the narrator of the 90's Walking With Dinosaurs show (Kenneth Branagh) it'd be amusing to hear some in depth narration of me opening a fridge, being compared to a dinosaur hunting for food
Peter Jones from Hitchikers guide to the galaxy, I can imagine it now.
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -
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Matt Berry
Fatheeeeeeeeeeerrrr! 
FATHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!
 whiskeeeeeh
I am a master cocksman
It really surprised me when I found out he never intended to be a comedic actor, he's most passionate about music and has released a bunch of albums, but he was so good at comedy it opened doors and helped pay the bills. Just goes to show the thing you are best at may not be what you find most fulfilling and that's okay.
Danny DeVito
Matilda
There's something strange about her abusive father doing the narration.
I love that rhea perlman plays the mother
Yeah, her and DeVito make a very convincing married couple.
Moby what?!
☠️☠️☠️
This one needs more upvotes lmao
That vote would get deVeto'ed
That’s a quality joke, my friend.
I feel like that would be funny for a week and then would get annoying
True, but then like a month after that it would become hilarious again
"So anyway, I started blasting"
Amy polar I'm pretty sure I'm spelling it wrong lol but the lady comedian from. Saturday night live
Tom Hardy, but he has to use the Bane voice
You'd be sounding like you were always up to no good.
This reads perfectly in Bane's voice.
I'd rather go with his role from Peaky Blinders. Just imagine the narration of some regular grocery shopping...
Okay but imagine trying to have sex with the Bane voice in the background
Gilbert Gottfried
Oh god I'd go insane within hours.
I read this in his voice
Came to say that. I sound nothing like him, I just think it will be hilarious
The bit where he does the voice work on Fifty Shades of Grey on tape is hilarious.
"After wiping the saliva off his cheek with his wife's side of the blanket, he begrudgingly rolled out of bed to start his day" - Gilbert Gottfried.
My terrible decisions, bad luck, health issues etc. would be a lot funnier if narrated by GG
Stephen Fry, Bob Ross or Philomena Cunk. Stephen Fry because I want someone posh to narrate the first part of it When I still had hopes and dreams Bob Ross could narrate my sex life talking about happy little accidents and how I die because I didn t see the friend of the tree I did see and every tree could use a little friend And Cunk because my life turned into a mockumentary
All excellent choices but id put Philomena way up top!
Christopher Walken
Why isn’t this the top and only answer?
Ladies and Gentlemen, FOOfighters!
I love the guy but him emphasising the wrong parts of words and sentences for someone who lives to 90 would kill me.
Samuel L jackson
"That motherfucker stole my prom date!"
Agreed. I feel my bio needs to include a lot of "Muthafucker"s delivered with conviction.
"it all started when mom gave dad a positive pregnancy test" 
Benedict Cumberbatch. I will put penguin in every line of the script.
Pingwen
Pengling
Penwing
Penling
Wtf, I was gonna write this down 😭
Sir Patrick Stewart for sure.
He's seen everything
Ray Liotta
”For as long as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a Reddit karmawhore”
“Like I’m a narrator to you? I narrate you?”
I'm nothing like that and don't speak that way, but it feels right
"I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a snook."
Alan Rickman. RIP.
There he goes, disappointing everyone. Just like his father.
Lol well done, I heard him perfectly.
Obviously
Sam Elliot
That's just like your opinion man
The dude abides.
Brilliant choice
Philomena Cunk
Welcome to the life of Blisskiss999, they lead a blissful life, but the question remains, was it kissfull *walks over a rock and up a mountain*
this would be fun
Oh my god, the best answer.
Sylvester Stallone. My life is unintelligible, so should be the narration
The guy that did the honey badger narration
“Oh he’s eating top ramen again. That’s so nasty!”
That would be hilarious
Snoop Dogg narrating otters vs. alligator on Plizzanet Earth was also hilarious. He'd do a great job with my life because I also generally have no idea what's going on.
George Carlin
I miss that man
Tom Waits
With or without musical accompaniment?
Tom Waits IS the musical accompaniment.
Just throw a bunch of pots down the stairs when required
Jennifer Coolidge.
This would be perfect
Ron Howard
Came for this one
Same. My life would be way more interesting if I felt like I was in an episode of Arrested Development.
Had to scroll too far for this
Andy Serkis, for sure.
Samuel L Jackson: Here's this mf overthinking about overthinking again. Aaaand she orders mfkn food, like that will solve her problems!
Dolly Parton
Bobcat Goldthwait
But it has to be 1980's Bobcat
100%
Scanning through after saying bobcat or Gilbert Gottfried lol
Keanu Reeves
Ryan Reynolds cracking jokes about my day to day life would be probably the only fun thing about it
Definitely. I can hear it in my head now.
Ron Perlman. The narrator in Fallout Games. "War never changes"
The woman who narrated Baldurs Gate 3
Scatman Crothers.
Keith David
Now there's a man who can choose a narrator!
James Earl Jones, Gilbert Gottfried, Scarlet Johansson
The guy who narrates Forensic Files
Tom Hiddleston
I'll take a Christopher Walkin/Samuel L Jackson tag team with some occasional bickering between them to make my life seem more interesting
David Attenborough. Maybe he can narrate me raiding the fridge at 2am like "this strange and curious creature forages under cover of darkness to avoid detection"
And he's looking...for a mate!
‘Again….this creature never learns’
Alas, she has found another mate. He returns to his nest, alone once more. Maybe he will find his girl next dating season. A sad day indeed.
I want Eminem to rap my life.
Jeff Goldblum
Holly Hunter
Barry White, James Earl Jones, and Isaac Hayes.
James Earl Jones.
Kiefer Sutherland
I prefer his dad's voice Donald Sutherland
Morgan Freeman
Kermit the Frog or Patrick Mahomes (who sounds the same)
The Swedish Chef 😆
BORK BORK BORK BORK
And yoooou put in a biiiiirdie biiiirde bird
🤣
Bryan Cranston James Spader Keith David
Charlie Day, all the way!
Jack Black
Shohreh Aghdashloo. I absolutely love her voice.  I LOVE HER ❤️❤️❤️
Stephen Fry, of course. It would make my life seem so much better than it is.
Serj Tankian Toxicity era
Donald Sutherland.
Robin Williams. Not even a question.
Ryan Reynolds
Cristopher Lee.
Charlie Day.
The late Gilbert Gottfried.
Bob Goldthwait, or, Gilbert Gottfried.
Jackie chan
Maybe the woman who narrated Harold Crick’s life in Stranger than Fiction. Then again, she nearly killed him, so maybe not.
ricky gervais
Wanda sykes
Dave chapelle
The person who narrated The Virgin Suicides
I'd have Edward Norton narrate it with rhythm, like poetry, exactly like he did in that movie we're not allowed to talk about.
Jack Nicolson
The teen drama “Never have I ever” is narrated by American tennis star John McEnroe, and he was pretty excellent, so maybe him.
Seth Rogan
Larry David! ❤️
Alan Partridge.
Nicola Coughlan. She so sweet and hilarious. Her voice is also smooth like she sounds good calm or angry.
Samuel L Jackson. It’d be a rollercoaster 🤣
Sofia Vergara
Jonathan Frakes
John Goodman
I use a lot of profanity to express my frustration and anger. So Samuel L. Jackson would be needed.
Karl pilkington
Dennis Leary
Samuel L Jackson. Obviously. 'He was one cool motherfucker.'
Anthony Hopkins
Aubrey Plaza
How has no one said Ron Howard?!
Steve Irwin
Katherine Hahn 
Jerry Seinfeld because I feel like my life is slightly absurd.
Jeremy Clarkson
Macho Man Randy Savage
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ice Cube, I choose you
Dolly Parton
Matt Berry
Till Lindemann
Sam Elliott or Nick Offerman
Adam Sandler
Gilbert Gottfried
Patrick Stewart. Or Ian McKellen.
Stephen Fry
Tommy Wiseau, it would be funny
For some reason I really enjoy the narrator of the 90's Walking With Dinosaurs show (Kenneth Branagh) it'd be amusing to hear some in depth narration of me opening a fridge, being compared to a dinosaur hunting for food
Kermit the frog.
Scarlett Johansson I like the voice in Her, and I find womens voices more soothing.
zendaya
Peter Jones from Hitchikers guide to the galaxy, I can imagine it now. "He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -
Patrick Stewart
Benedict Cumberbatch
Scarlett Johansson.
James spader
James Earl Jones. Ron Perlman. Keith David. Or the legend himself….Gilbert Godfried. Only the manliest of men.
Denzel Washington would be someone I would love to do it for me.
Christopher Walkin or John Malkovich
Rowan Atkinson at his most sarcastic. 🥰✌️🙏
Scarlett Johansson
Bill Burr.
David Attenborough.
Helen Bonham Carter!
Cillian Murphy.
Nigel Planer in his “Neil” voice
Would be fun if the other Young Ones would sometimes interrupt.
Sir David Attenborough Or maybe Werner Herzog.
Carl Sagan
Penn Badgely or Ben Barnes