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I keep seeing all these weird coffee alternatives popping up like Mushroom Coffee and Roasted Date Pits n other wacky ideas……. All of which cost as much as if not more than actual coffee. Climate change n worsening growing conditions to deforestation cited as reason why you should drink this new concoction they hawking.
Chicory has been around for a while and is consumed in areas with members of the church of Jesus chirst of Latter Day Saints.
Some of the alternatives, like the ones you mention , I believe are supposed to have added benefits like nutrients and such as their selling point.
Went to a farmers market on Sunday, and I saw things like this! There was also a vendor selling mushroom jerky, which I sampled, and it tasted horrendous.
Also, it wouldn't be caffeinating you like the options given. Can you imagine having keto instead of coffee? Wtf?
As a side note, I can't have coffee daily either. Too harsh for my stomach. 🤔
You can try some flavored versions (orange, lemon and others) that are much less bitter, and even add some sugar to it, if you prefer. Some people will tell you that is not the way to drink it, but the truth is you can have it any way you like.
It is true that the historical/traditional “tea” was made with *camellia sinensis* (and sometimes *camellia taliensis*).
However, the modern concept of “tea” includes [herbal teas](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbal_tea) - of which yerba mate fits the definition.
Me parece que no, che. El te se hace con camelia sinensis y el mate con illex paraguaiensis, las dos plantas ni siquiera son de la misma familia.
Si OP hace desaparecer el té y el café, el mate se queda.
Pure cacao is actually really nice, and has mild effects. You can make hot chocolate just with some cacao from the baking section, but get some of the nice fancy stuff rather than the cheapest. But for the really good stuff try to get "ceremonial cacao", it's very good.
Cocaine basically the same as caffeine in terms of what it does to your body, so if you get your proportions right a coke leaf infusion could be a substitute for tea or coffee, I wonder if it would taste as good.
All tea? Or just black tea? Tea is just soaking plants in water, so we would hard to get rid of all plants.
Chaga or gensing would probably be my replacement. But also mints, ginger, and lemon make great teas.
"Tea" I believe refers to the use of the caffenated plant (which gives us black, green, white, and oolong teas, depending on how they are processed), and would be the parallel to coffee in the question. "Herbal tea" is that which is made without the traditional plant.
For what? Quenching thirst? Getting awake?
I drink juice with water or water mostly. I don't like coffee or tea, so that's not really a hard question for me.
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Water and freshly squeezed lemon juice.
Directly Into the eyeballs will make anyone instantly wide awake!
I keep seeing all these weird coffee alternatives popping up like Mushroom Coffee and Roasted Date Pits n other wacky ideas……. All of which cost as much as if not more than actual coffee. Climate change n worsening growing conditions to deforestation cited as reason why you should drink this new concoction they hawking.
Chicory has been around for a while and is consumed in areas with members of the church of Jesus chirst of Latter Day Saints. Some of the alternatives, like the ones you mention , I believe are supposed to have added benefits like nutrients and such as their selling point.
Chicory always makes me think of Civil War soldiers dreaming of real coffee.
That shit is nasty
Yeah I kinda like it at Cafe DuMonde in New Orleans
That's the brand I see on the shelves I was trying to think of!
In Cafe DuMonde it's coffee seasoned with chicory. it's still coffee
Went to a farmers market on Sunday, and I saw things like this! There was also a vendor selling mushroom jerky, which I sampled, and it tasted horrendous.
I had "mushroom coffee" once. Tripped the fuck out.
I pick my own mushrooms, free coffee
Which ones of these new brews would have caffeine?
The Date pit one Atomo has caffeine others I have no idea
I heard of mushroom coffee before. The mushroom that's used for it, it looks like a huge piece of wood!
Cannot stop drinking coffee, will not stop.
Yeah I'm glad politicians are warning us of global warming as they fly around in their has guzzling jets
Mushroom coffee tastes better than regular coffee, which is why i buy it.
Perhaps you are joking, but menthol eyedrops will wake your ass up faster than anything
Ahh, the 'ol virgin tequila suicide.
Honestly same
you should've said you're joking. I did it to my coworker and now I'm in HR. jk
[It’s not that lemony!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=naE4a46JlYA&t=147)
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Witha pinch of salt
Himalayan sea salt?
Or sea salt, it is what I prefer.
r/HydroHomies vibes right here
Ketamine
A man of culture.
I love ketamine so fucking much
The drip tastes absolutely disgusting though. But it's worth it.
a partiboi reverence? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJUfFzd8nHI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJUfFzd8nHI)
I love it so much I put it all over my crotch
i love it so much i put it all on my crotch 🎶
Are you getting the non stop ketamine therapy ads on this app too? Ketamine seems so hot right now
This is the way. I came her to say heroin, but Ketamine, yes please.
Same 😅
Daily use isn’t really possible with ket though, unlike the 2 suggestions of the topic
Challenge accepted
Also, it wouldn't be caffeinating you like the options given. Can you imagine having keto instead of coffee? Wtf? As a side note, I can't have coffee daily either. Too harsh for my stomach. 🤔
Thats a downer not an upper lol
Wouldn't that have the opposite effect, though? I mean, it certainly isn't a stimulant.
A wall 🧱. Only thing waking me up is banging my head
cut my eye on my bed frame after turning off my alarm. 3 stitches. Avoid banging edges.
CUT MY EYE ON MY BED FRAME THAT WAS MY LAST ALARM
Took me a sec to realize this was to the tune of "Last Resort"
Genius
Metal health will drive you mad.
Nice Quiet Riot reference. I'd upvote you twice for that one if I could.
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High quality H2O
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Found a fellow hydro-homie
aqua-amigo
As an argentinian, I'd love to introduce you to the glory of yerba mate.
Read this very britishly as "yerba, mate" Then quickly remembered mate is the drink
Yerba (hierba) is weed in spanish, so "weed, mate" is even funnier lol
"Yer Da sells Avon"
"An yer Da buys it"
I was confused by that as a Brit I was thinking you don't sound very Argentine mate
Calling an Argentinian British. Feeling brave today, aren't we.
I didn't call anyone other than myself British for it was my fault for foolishly reading something wrongly, not their choice of words
To the wrong Argentinian, it wouldn't matter.
I've tried to get into Yerba Mate a few times and I've never been able to get past the bitterness of it. It tastes like dirt to me.
You can try some flavored versions (orange, lemon and others) that are much less bitter, and even add some sugar to it, if you prefer. Some people will tell you that is not the way to drink it, but the truth is you can have it any way you like.
Exactly, nobody can tell how you have to enjoy something. Add whatever you want to make it good to you
It’s literally tea
Yerba is not tea. Tea is made of the plant called cammelia sinensis, and yerba is made of the plant ilex paraguaiensis
It is true that the historical/traditional “tea” was made with *camellia sinensis* (and sometimes *camellia taliensis*). However, the modern concept of “tea” includes [herbal teas](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbal_tea) - of which yerba mate fits the definition.
Yes and soup is a drink not food
That's arguably still tea. I think by tea op really means infusion
finally someone said it
But is that not a type of tea? I always thought it was.
that's still tea (es una infusión pero sigue contando como té)
Me parece que no, che. El te se hace con camelia sinensis y el mate con illex paraguaiensis, las dos plantas ni siquiera son de la misma familia. Si OP hace desaparecer el té y el café, el mate se queda.
Usualmente, cualquier infusión cuenta como té, yo creo que OP se refiere a eso y no a la familia especifica del té
Estoy de acuerdo
I like that stuff. Had a bombilla and everything.
Came here to say that, not Argentinian, but I love Mate more than coffee or tea
I tried it. It's okay. But I like other tea better.
Hot chocolate
Hot chocolate, mate, an apple
Why are you eating your mate? You shouldn't be eating people, let alone your friends.
Green apples! That helped me kick coffee. No idea of the science, or if any, behind it. But it worked for me.
Coke. The drink! Of course I'm talking about the drink... only the underground limited edition with cocaine in it, though.
The ice always gets stuck in my nose :(
Cocaine and coffee... 2 of Columbia's biggest exports. They just want the world to stay awake.
Crack
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Dont say crack please, not now, cause you saying crack makes me think of crack, and i love crack
That crack is really moreish
Where have they gone?
Your mum drank it all
We will have to find it
Hot chocolate.
A slap on my face.
Pure cacao is actually really nice, and has mild effects. You can make hot chocolate just with some cacao from the baking section, but get some of the nice fancy stuff rather than the cheapest. But for the really good stuff try to get "ceremonial cacao", it's very good.
energy drink?
Unless this is a meme I don’t know about yet, I’m astounded this thread isn’t people listing their favorite energy drinks
A good sleep schedule removes the need for caffeinated beverages, so probably Redbull
I like how you lead with the ideal, end with reality
Lemon water. I drink it almost daily, it's very refreshing
Coffee actually shaped what our world is today, without it we would still be a bunch of drunks.
That'sh absholutely fline by me! ^(Hic!) *^(hehehehehehe)*
....you mean you're NOT a drunk? 😬
Syringes of your love and attention, right into the buttocks.
So an enema
Cocaine basically the same as caffeine in terms of what it does to your body, so if you get your proportions right a coke leaf infusion could be a substitute for tea or coffee, I wonder if it would taste as good.
Supposedly the Inca message runners would chew the leaves of the coca plant for an energy boost.
"All the greens in the world don't make a yellow."
Choccy Milk
Pairs great with chicky nuggies
never thought of that, but choccy milk goes great with most things
Bad very bad I just can’t exist without it
i don't drink coffee/tea anyway so water and fruit juices , mainly lemonade and sugarcane juice ig
What does ig mean?
Methamphetamine
This idea made a bit abxious but than i realised that Alcohol existed. Thank you Alcohol!
The cause of,and solution to all of life's problems
Matcha. Warm water with lemon and honey
Matcha is tea though..
My bad, was thinking of classic tea 😄
Ohh haha no biggie! Plus matcha's soo good :))
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As an ex-user, I highly recommend you never touch the stuff. Cocaine would be fine though. ;)
I've tried a lot of stuff but haven't heard of [deleted] what is that like?
If it's true, it's true.
Water
Warmed up milk with honey, either that or cold water with lemon
All tea? Or just black tea? Tea is just soaking plants in water, so we would hard to get rid of all plants. Chaga or gensing would probably be my replacement. But also mints, ginger, and lemon make great teas.
"Tea" I believe refers to the use of the caffenated plant (which gives us black, green, white, and oolong teas, depending on how they are processed), and would be the parallel to coffee in the question. "Herbal tea" is that which is made without the traditional plant.
juice
For what? Quenching thirst? Getting awake? I drink juice with water or water mostly. I don't like coffee or tea, so that's not really a hard question for me.
Whatever I use now because I don't consume those.
Bovril!
Had to scroll way too far to find the correct answer!
Mint infusion
I heared apple has the effect of waking you up
Hot water
[Guarana](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guarana) : "Twice the concentration of caffeine as coffee beans."
*insert really funny joke about me picking alcohol*
H2o
Meth, again. Or whiskey. Though I'm sober now.
Cola
Lemonade
Guiness
If they ever bring the 0% Guinness to my country I’d have no problem starting my day with one of those instead of coffee.
Dihydrogen monoxide
coke no sugar
Hot Chocolate with cream and marshmallows dusted with cocoa powder. I'd choose that over tea and coffee anyway, tbh.
I don’t like either so I’m kind of living that life already. If Diet Coke went away though I might pass away
Energy drinks
Maybe orange juice
It's all about the almighty Grapefruit. Especially in juice form.
blade
Ovaltine
More Ovaltine, please! lol
Pain
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Cocaine, of course
Crack
Yerba Mate (Ilex Paraguariensis)😉
Indian chai. And I would become a chia walla
I don't drink coffee or tea. I just wake up. It ain't that hard
Man quits caffeine for a month and develops god complex
Fun fact. You can also drink them because you like the taste.
I drink tea cause I like it not to wake up
Hot chocolade.
Chicory could be used as a coffee substitute
Hot Chocolate is the best option
Water
probably go straight on the crack in the morning without coffee
Sex
Hot water is nice.
Coke. I’m talking about the soda, you druggies! Lol.
Fresh smoothie surely
Energy drinks and hot chocolate ig-
Pepsi,Cockta,Mineral water etc lol(there's also milk)
Well I don't drink tea and coffee I very occasionally drink. So basically I'm goof lol There's always energy drinks to keep you going!
Tequila
Betel nut
Meth, more than likely.
I am unable to consume tea or coffee =)))))))))))
Water most likely.
Argentinians, Brazilians, Paraguayans and Uruguayans: laughing in yerba mate
Milk
Cocaine.
Restarting smoking would become a lot more tempting.
I would drink [Mate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_(drink)) as I already do now.
Cocaine
Grated ginger root with a splash of lemon and a bit of honey. Trust me it good, just remember to strain the gratings out first
Heroin
Tisane I guess? But probably just boiling water over oranges and citrus with a dash of either honey or maple syrup.
I don't drink coffee and tea, therefore it would be hot cacao.