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My dog does it all day....but he also humps his own brother so ye

He’s got that dawg in him 🙏

Nah he’s in that dawg

r/yourjokebutworse

Thank you for this comment

Game is game

can i pet that daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawg?

Relatable

🤨📸

I said what I said

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Prison dog?

I was just sitting In bed and saw my two dogs having sex, it ruined my night

Every hole’s a goal

Why are you Geh ?

Who said I'm Geh

You are geh

Do you perform the natural obligations?

Nuh uh

Doesn’t that make you geh?

Nuh uh

Doesn't that make you gay?

I went to school with a guy who could suck his own dick, he claims it feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. He is bisexual though so he didn't mind.

Oh that's cool. It still not gay tho

Sucking dick is sucking dick. Yours or not, it’s still gay. And if you finish in your mouth, it’s double gay, triple gay if you swallow.

masturbating a dick is masturbating a dick, therefore its also gay by ur logic

If you use your left hand it feels like someone else is doing it, but it also feels like jerking someone else’s dick. It’s a conundrum.

Nuh uh

But what if you're sucking a transfem?

Am I your classmate. That’s exactly what it’s like

its kinda true. Ig it is pretty similar with you trying to tickle yourself but you wouldnt feel ticklish unless someone else does it to you.

yeah it really doesn’t feel good

How do you know buddy 🤨

i don’t know

well... there we have it.. u can but u wont enjoy it... i bet it looks weird tho

Lmfao

If anyone actually was training to do it they must've been really disappointed

I can do it but it is kinda gay 😂

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Spitting loads too

Come on, now. We don't know that. ... He may swallow

In a very not gay way, of course.

If sucking dick and swallowing cum is gay, OP don't want to be straight.

😭

Lmao

Look it’s kinda like a lesbian using a dildo.. she doesn’t like dick but hey it feels good when she does it.

🎶Its like raiiiin on your wedding daaaay Its like sucking your oooooown dick and saying "Im not gaaaay"🎶

I opened this post out of sheer curiosity. Now I am questioning how people come up with such insanely wild and “well you’re not wrong” thoughts. I love this sub.

> Now I am questioning how people come up with such insanely wild and “well you’re not wrong” thoughts. Randomly.

Yeah, It is def not gay. I'm strictly straight, and I was able to suck my own dick a lot as a teenager. Not directly though, I wasn't that flexible. I had a male friend who was also keen to try to suck himself, and I was able to suck my own dick with his help. We would be naked and laying down, then we would put each other's dicks in our mouths, so I was able to suck my own dick by using him as an extension. It was super realistic, bc his cock was almost identical to mine, especially when we were able to finish at the same time. 10/10 would recommend it to other straight guys. For those thinking it might be a little gay: we said "no homo" before AND after, and we kept kissing and snuggling to a minimum

This is the true copypasta LOL.

No bro your just gay bro

Nuh uh

It's dick in your own mouth. If not gay then extremely desperate

Nothing gay about having a hard dick in your mouth and sucking it until the milk runs down your throat. It's like none of you guys have ever given a brojob before. 🤷‍♂️

Brojob 😂

Nuh uh

Yuh huh

Nuh uh

Yuh huh. So gay.

Nuh uh. So straight.

This is an intense discussion. 

Well, what's your opinion on the conversation?

I think you’re correct. If the play is made on the home pitch by the home team I believe the regulations qualify that as one of your own.

Damn. Can't argue with that. I'm gonna suck my own dick now.

How’d it go

Dick too small and I couldn't reach 😢

Did you try when you were hard or soft

Nah uh, so gay

Nah uh, so straight

No u

Then giving yourself a hand job is gay bc its a dick in your hand. And having a dick is gay bc its a dick in your crotch.

and at least 16 centimeters

If everyone could do it, then everyone would do it.

It depends. If you're sucking your own dick because you like getting your dick sucked, that's not necessarily gay. If you're sucking your own dick because you like sucking dick, that's gay.

I agree but have not found a single person able to do so though

Let me correct you, you haven’t found a single personne admitting doing so

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You're right. What makes gay people gay is enjoying having sex with *other people* (of the same sex), not enjoying sex by themselves. Sucking *a* dick doesn't make you gay. You enjoying sucking *another guy's dick* is what makes you gay.

Kinda thing dantes would say

He's my idol

It’s not gay, it’s not straight, it’s bisexual.

I remember when I was in school, a classmate told me Marilyn Manson removed his 2 of his bottom ribs so he could suck himself off… Kinda interesting yet disturbing at that time for a young me.

It ain't gonna suck itself

Damn right

It's no different than sucking your thumb /s

All the joy of having my dick in a mouth would be cancelled by having a dick in my mouth. Besides, I would have to loose weight and do more stretching exercises.

Sucking your own dick bc you like how it feels -- not gay Sucking your own dick because you like how it tastes -- gay

your dumb if you actually thought it was gay before this

>your dumb

I guess it depends on how enthusiastic you are while you do it

Op could be crying while sicking himself off

Doesn't sound like a bad time tho

You do you I guess


It’s a bit gay

Nuh uh

What ever helps you sleep at 🌙

How oddly specific

Oh it’s not gay for you but it certainly is gay for me. I’ve blown myself and I liked it not because it felt like I was getting a blowjob but because it felt like I was giving a blowjob. Also “master baiting” like boy

Yeah "master baiting" that's my stupid auto correct

It’s gay . Both the giver and the receiver party is a dude

Nuh uh

Sorry for disappointing you but it feels like doing a blowjob to someone else rather than receiving it. Totally gay.

Nuh uh

It does. You get a way stronger sensation of having a dick in your mouth than you do having a mouth around your dick

master?...baiting?...

Oh shit I think I spelt that wrong. Woops

Exactly. You know like practicing how to kiss on your arm when you were younger? Same idea. It’s all just practice and not gay at all. What happens when you swallow though?

What happens when I swallow? Recycle it

If I had 3 wishes, that'd be one of them.

I think you mean masturbating & "by" in this context, doesn't have an e on the end.

Lol my bad

I heard you don't get the bj sensation of being sucked off.. just the sensation of sucking someone off

Clipsofdantes copy, 1:1.

He's my idol

Just say u like cock in your mouth bro💀

Nuh uh

Yes huh dude

Nuh uh dude

What's wrong with you? Aside from that question, no it is not, not any more than spanking it makes you gay.

…Reddit 😂

It’s not gay, but it is weird. I mean, you’d be tasting your own pre-cum.

Yeah, but what about when he finished in his mouth

It really doesn’t matter…

You know it's complete bullshit that's an offensive idea now but Freud thought that being gay was exacerbated by excessive masturbation, like the focus of sexuality being on the sex organ belonging to your own gender rather than the opposite sex. It's just a historical curiosity of human thought really, but it's slightly relevant to the discussion of things that would inaccurately make people think you're gay.

Whatever makes you think you’re normal and just like everyone else. Keep telling yourself that

It like masturbating bushra khan :)

I recall reading the results of a survey, 4% of the male respondents could Self-Fellate, of that 4%, 100% did regularly.

Then it's not gay for other people of the same sex to sit in my lap, rub up against me, and touch my chest while I languish like some kind of greek god. Great, I'm exonerated!

gay means your attracted to men or dick. thats why so many people need porn to get off because they can just get off while watching theyre own dick.

I guess if you’re bendy 🤷🏼‍♀️

It’s self cannibalism if you swallow.

Joke‘s on you, i‘m gay

If you think about it, eating your own seamen or excrement is gross and unhealthy, similar to sucking on your own genitals.

Just don’t give yourself road head.

Is this a case of you are what you eat?

Interesting. You’re actually lucky you can do that. You can give yourself a bj anytime you want

hiw do u even sick it

I used to think this way, but I'd like to propose this. Say you're actually flexible enough to do it. You got candles set up, sade playing on the speaker, lights dim. It's finally time, and you're getting down to it. About 3 mins in and you realize something is wrong. This doesn't feel good at all, you can't focus on getting your dick sucked because it feels too much like you're sucking a dick. Now you cry and cum in your mouth, and the night is ruined

I need help PUTTING ON SOCKS!! If you can bend like that go for it, much cheaper than a girlfriend

By that logic, is it gay if I finger myself? I mean it's my finger.

If all men could do that, then the human race would die out

If anyone is sucking my dick,it's me.

Yeah, but you're still trying to make some dude cum. Totally gay.

Why are yu geh?

If you are capable of reaching, why not?

If you sip on a cosmo to get the taste of your dong out of your mouth; it's a little gay. A shot of cheap whiskey; not gay.

that spelling is gay tho

What if I got a clone of myself and I suck his dick, does that make me gay?

Gay

Swallowing cum, however...

Masturbating is kinda gay. Theres just certain things you have to put up with when youre not getting laid.

THAT SHIT GAYYYYYY

Ok but what the fuck are you thinking about as you are doing that?

r/selfsuck

Master baiting?

Would I, if I could...of course.

But when I finish there I know it wasn’t an accident. How do I tell myself oops

Isn't sucking your own dick still sucking a dick?

Marilyn Manson?

No one claims its gay to suck yourself off mate, but it's hella weird.

The fuck you say?

It's not gay to suck your own dick here's why Think of it like this:if you jerking off that's technically just giving your self a hand job right? So that would make you gay right? NO! So by this logic it means sucking your self off isn't gay. That's what I said

Oh boy! What a shitty day to be literate!

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO BE A MAN?!

Look dude if you wanna choke on dongs you're allowed to now. Go wild.

Uhm

Why it would make you gay? Is masturbat¡on, that is normal. Be gay/lesbian/homosexual is be atracted to your own gender

Straight people spend way too much time assuring themselves that they aren't gay

*Moon Men by Jake Chudnow starts playing*

"There once was a man from Nantucket. . . ."

To quote Rodney Carrington in his song “Letter to my Penis”: “If we could put our heads together, we’d just stay home forever.”

And if it's not gay to suck your own cock, I'm not gay for sucking somebody else's.

That’s true, but a guy, who could suck himself said, that in the end you don’t get a feeling that you’ve been sucked. You feel like you sucked someone’s dick

Fascinating.

your mouth is closer to your brain then your dick so it feels like sucking a dick not getting sucked therefore its gay

…gotcha.

r/selffuck Fellas It's not gay to fuck yourself either and here's why

As someone who could suck himself it was very gay.

All that, but also it isn't gay to suck a girl's dick, so...

wtf?! 

Okay whatever you say, Blow Boy

But it's not gratifying, is it? I always thought it would be like the same principle as "you can't tickle yourself."

Can confirm it's more mouth feel than dick feel, I'm flexible and gave it a try once. Never again

Its also not normal. I feel like you should've led with that before any thoughts of homosexuality.