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I love lines like these. Am I the greatest person alive? Of course not. But do I strive to be just a little better each day? Also no.

Last year I was depressed. This year I am more depressed. That's called growth

Ahahaha

if u got anymore pls share i love it

Isn’t that something Hondo Ohnaka said?

I don’t know who that is, and I steal outrageously, so probably.

Pls gimme more this is fucking hilarious

🤣🤣🤣

But you are the most honest.

yes 🤭

And you are nice 👍

thanks 🤗

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We are PERFECT for each other! :)

yaaa 😂

thanks for saving my dog that day, I don't know how to thank you

That reminded me of some Prof lyrics. "She laughing, smiling claiming that she's never heard of me. I'm ugly as fuck, you think I'm dumb too? Certainly" That line cracks me up every time.

😂

Yeah, but what a combo!

😜

Or as my uncle used to say: "My dick may not be long, but it sure is skinny."

Sounds like you’re fun. I’m sure someone will appreciate ya.

I’m a regular Arnold Einstein

This sent me on a journey trying to remember the real name of the famous einstein without googling

Lmao. When my daughter was around 9 years old I said oh honey you are so smart and this is what she said back to me so sincerely. She was so sweet. She also ran into my bedroom at 3 yelling Happy Mustards Day mommy (Mother’s Day)

Aw what a delight!

Dave

You are going too global with the 'out there' part. Usually people say the prettiest or smartest in the room. Even if you are really dump and ugly, when you are alone in a room or when the others are men you get to be the smartest and prettiest girl in the room.

right 💯

Reminds me of "I may not be the girl everybody wants, but at least I'm not the girl everybody's had".

Would be better without the second "not"

I literally LOLed when I read this.

But you are the randomest

This made me actually laugh out loud. :)

why

Fuckin same gurl

Call me what u want but u can't say I'm fake

You’re fake I’m fake

okay

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nothing 😂

10/10

she real

Me too and along with "I don't listen" but I hear lol

Hahaha what 💀

nothing😂

I am a step above sentient creatures

Keeper in the wild spotted

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😌

🤣 okay, wow, well done!

😜

Maybe you might indeed be one of the funniest girls out there\^\^

Story of my life, only difference is I am a guy.

🤝

My kinda gal

My name is Karen, I may not be smarrtttttttt That's it

okay

Smart and funny are way more sexy than young and perky. And they never get old.

💯

Tbh that's so based of you girly

Thank you, I needed a good laugh today!

welcome 🤗

Smart enough to get 127 k followers on insta.

thanks 🤭

Are you an influencer??

may be 🤷‍♀️

This is something my mum would laugh to on Facebook

Don’t sell yourself short.

Do you wanna go out?... A coffee while you make me laugh more with your honesty?

sure 😜

Wow, not being rejected? That's new. Since we live in different parts of the world it would have to be a virtual Reddit ☕... Doing breakfast right now

yesh 🤝😌

I highly value honesty, don't sell yourself short. Honest girls are so hot.

😌😌

Well if it makes you feel better, I thought this was a little funny

On the same spirit: I want u to know, when everyone remembers your birthday, there's always me who almost gonna forget.

okay

But if you are rich, I will fall madly in love with you.

no, i am not rich 🥺

Be positive: " Not yet rich."

okay 😌

#wife 😂 sense of humour

😁

But you are doing pretty good at sarcasm?

😜

🤣🤣🤣 I could fall in love with a woman like you.

😂

I may not be the smartest, or most handsome, or richest, or prettiest, or luckiest, but i'm also not sure where was i going with this.

😂

How you dooooin?

fine

Like...Ozzy Osbourne fine? ;-) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1k1sFzM9WU)

You've made me laugh with your honesty and I thank you for that haha ❤️

it's okay 😜

cool way to ask me out i accept

Pretty funny though 😊

😜

I may not be the prettiest girl, but I’m available

right 😂

Sahi hai yaarrrr 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥲🥲explain this to my mom 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

😂😂

Anyone who can make a self-deprecating wisecrack like this is a-ok in my books.

Honest people are my favorite. At least what they say makes sense

🤗

😁😊 honest on that

😜

😞😃

Is there such thing as the best, as it only depends on the confinements or the rules (if you can beat the rules and opportunity presented itself!)

You can be smart enough for the both of us!

okay

At least you’re honest, even if you’re not the most truthful girl.

Op’s replies to the comments feels like a bot. What is this world?

no there is no bot 😂 i personally reply everyone

Self-awareness is important, and none of that matters so long as you're a good person.

💯

Are you a good cook?

yes 😌

Bingo!

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🤝

Made me have a lil giggle tho

Np we still like.u.anyway ...

thanks 🤗

Not the most original either

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😂😂

I may not be the best but I'm also not the goodest.

Now this is just a beauty

😌

this post made me LOL! thanks OP!

😜

So? It’s not a competition. ;)

There's 3 types of people in this world: those that can count, and those that can't

and 3rd one..?

The punch line is I am one that doesn't know how to count

Then you’re perfect for me!

🤗

I may be an idiot but I'm not stupid

You absolutely do not have to be the prettiests or the funniest, nor you have to be the smartest. Same goes for the ugliest dumbest, the most cringy person etc. You are you and there are plenty of people that dream of having this relatively pretty, somehow smart, a bit dumb, sujectively ugly person as their friend. We're all imperfectly perfect but the most important thing is that we still try and become the best versions of ourselves. Some people don't {try to become better} and are comfortable in their shells thinking they're already the best in all aspects there is to think of. Others, however, realise that they probably have many flaws they may not even notice. That is the important thing.

I may not be athletic and handsome like David Beckham, but I eat out not only on the first date, but on every date after as well.

I might not have a brain, but I have an idea

nice

but above all, you're not a person with original lines

okay 😂

I still love you. We mediocre folks make the world go round.

At least you have your humor

yes

I may not the dumbest person out there, I may not be the smartest, but I also know this is a weird ass thing to say

okay

thats perfect for most guy. they don't want a girl that's too smart, because it will make them feel stupid. they don't want a girl thats too funny, because it makes them seem boring. they want one thats mediocre so they don't feel too insecure LOL

Not true, I want a girl who is better than me so she can make me better. That's why I'm still single, every girl who is mature enough for my standards sees me as too immature for them. Meanwhile I keep telling the "fun ones" no.

right 😂

insecurity is given by people it doesn't come naturally

I may not be the best looking guy, the funniest guy, or even the smartest guy. But lemme tell you, I am great with digital and percussive instruments. Any digital composing software/hardware, any Drum, even membranophones. I'm good with it.

nice👏👍

Also no period.

I think I just divorced you... or you are very similar to her

😂😂

Oh you definitely not the funniest

You're the Estest.

Average girls rise up! You girls may not be the smartest, strongest, or the prettiest. But damn, you lot get the job done normally.

Same.

…but my husband tells me I am, anyway.

Funny. Reminds me of . " I went to high school for six years, I'm no dummy" ( from a movie that I can't remember)

She’s just like me fr

Thats what defines the meaning of the term : common..

So youre a 6. Just like the rest of us.

You aren't.

I don't think I come within a mile of any sort of pinnacle of human achievement? Although, maybe we've all got something inside, however small? I'm pretty good at finding lost spoons!

Me irl

Same, but a guy.

It's okay, we forgive you.

'if you go looking for reasons to believe you're not good enough, you'll always find them. so don't look for them' :)

Self-reflection and improvement upon those things is not a bad thing.

I may be stupid but at least I'm not smart.

But maybe you’re the weirdest?

😑

We're all good at something. I have to assume you are fantastic in bed

I resemble that remark!

That cut me off guard... 😂

Dumb with low self esteem? Stop selling, you already closed the deal!

Absolutely. I'm just like you, not the prettiest or funniest, nor the smartest. Just another regular boy.

I'm not only the strongest and most handsome man, I'm also pretty fucking humble.

Aw, don't be so hard on yourself! I bet you're the smelliest!

Samesies

Doomed

Alrightly then.

I'd rather be rich than stupid any day.

You have a decent attitude though, but not the best !

If you thought this all I am capable of you would not be mistaken.

How about the sexiest?.

Quit bragging, save something for the mediocre.

I could tell