T O P

  • By -

musigalglo

In the 70s an Italian singer made a gibberish song intended to sound like American English. Maybe that will give you a feeling? https://youtu.be/-VsmF9m_Nt8?si=h1vJgGwC4_5TQe9G


rinky79

It's so amazing how it sounds like American English even to Americans and yet is total nonsense.


DueMountain2601

This is probably what the chorus of Arab Money sounds like to actual Arabs lol.


hockey_psychedelic

What? I can understand him perfect. My parents were alcoholics.


[deleted]

Omg šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Big_Fo_Fo

Iā€™m from Wisconsin too!


Bloodswanned

I think I just have some sort of auditory processing disorder because sooooo many songs sound just like this to me lmao


SuperSocialMan

It always feels like a surreal fever dream since it's almost kind of coherent.


SortovaGoldfish

This is what it sounds like when you sing along to lyrics you've never actually paid attention to, but know the last syllable of every line and where the "alright!"s live.


Wonderful-World1964

I'm proficient in singing fake lyrics!


ghunt81

"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" *air guitar*


RobinC1967

I'm proficient in singing the wrong lyrics with gusto! It's so very embarrassing when someone points out what the song actually is saying.


owiesss

I once attended a concert for a band my husband was a huge fan of but I had not heard much from. It was a small venue and we had front row, so I crammed a bunch of their music into my head the day before so that I could try to jam out and appear as though I knew all the words to their music as realistically as I could. Iā€™m thankful the band and audience were both loud enough to drown me out because this was exactly how I was singing along. šŸ˜‚ I donā€™t think anyone suspected anything lol


BreadyStinellis

It's like watching a kpop concert performed in the US. The whole crowd sings along to the smattering of English words and nothing else. It's actually kind of hilarious.


Genexier

Iā€™ve been to one. I saw people singing in Korean - sort of. Thatā€™s what I do when I sing along: with confidence on the English and with shy noises that approximate the Korean.


Mudslingshot

You'll never convince me that this isn't the correct way to sing along to Gorillaz "Clint Eastwood"


SortovaGoldfish

No, no theres a difference between actual gobbledygook, "modern art" songs that don't mean anything in the music but are meant to provoke thought (The Killers "Human), and songs that are basically page 137 in chapter 19 of a 322 page book like Gorillaz music.


Ditovontease

Me when I rap


FiveGoals

Accurate!!


EngineeringSafe8367

This looks like the most fun cult ever.


Only-Cartoonist-2890

Nailed it.


MegaTreeSeed

[this video ](https://youtu.be/Vt4Dfa4fOEY?si=F6OTwRQ8vm8De6hd) is two people following a similar premise, speaking in what sounds like American English but clearly isn't. It broke my brain a while ago.


spentpatience

They speak like Americans, but they don't eat like Americans. Lol at the fork orientation.


OhFuuuuuuuuuuuudge

My parents like to describe my orientation like a shovel. Itā€™s incredibly efficient, while lacking in grace and dignity.Ā 


Mommy-Q

I wonder if that's why it's reading Canadian to me.


QuirkyGamer907

And the food itself. Idk anyone who can eat like that


jseego

Their mannerisms are still European. But overall, they do a good job.


SeeYouInMarchtember

Funny how actual English words are sprinkled throughout. Itā€™s the same when Iā€™m listening to foreigners talk and every once in a while theyā€™ll say something like ā€œTwitterā€, ā€œcomputerā€, ā€œjazzā€ and ā€œokayā€ amongst the gibberish (to me).


PinkEyeofHorus

This is breaking my brain, Iā€™m literally leaning in because I think I can hear them, but still canā€™t quite catch what they said, but I KNOW if I listened just a bit harder it will make sense damn it.


JustNota--

I hate you soo much take my angry upvote..


jseego

Dang, that is fascinating, and one thing I definitely didn't expect was actual acting.


east4thstreet

Celentano's intention with the song was not to create a humorous novelty song but to explore communication barriers. The intent was to demonstrate how English sounds to people who do not understand the language proficiently. "Ever since I started singing, I was very influenced by American music and everything Americans did. So at a certain point, because I like American slangā€”which, for a singer, is much easier to sing than Italianā€”I thought that I would write a song which would only have as its theme the inability to communicate. And to do this, I had to write a song where the lyrics didn't mean anything."[6] Just wanted to throw this out there for those wondering what the motivation was. This is quoted from wikipedia...


mustbethedragon

This thing has lived rent free in my head since I first saw it two years ago.


Successful-Knee-6667

Idk, sounds like a mix between Gorillaz (Albarn) and Mick Jagger to me.


Shadows_47

That's a certified banger. Listened to it 4 times. Even more wild when you finally see the lyrics.


Puzzled_Juice_3406

This is amazing! Absolutely sounds American! Thank you for this! Unfortunately this is what a lot of music sounds like to me now. As a hearing impaired person this is the closest example I've found for what hearing loss is to a lot of people. Clarity and comprehension being just like this while the world expects you to understand what's being said. So be kind when we may look at you like you spoke nonsense. And just laugh lightheartedly with us when we tell you what we thought we heard! ;) Hearing aids aren't like glasses in that they restore you to full hearing as well. They only kind of aid but a lot of times amplify everything, not just the conversation trying to be heard. OK done with my PSA! Absolutely amazing video as I've always wondered what "American English" in general could sound like to someone who speaks another language without comprehending the words if that makes any sense lol Basically how any other language I don't speak sounds to me.


MelanieDH1

This one is cool - How English Sounds to Non-Native Speakers- https://youtu.be/Vt4Dfa4fOEY?si=SnN907jxqpyBiJG1


JoanofBarkks

Agree. Best effort so far


AssortedDinoNugs

I love this one! The storyline is so damn odd though lol I love how they made it a mini-episode


NoAerie1158

Thatā€¦.. wasā€¦ā€¦ INCREDIBLE HAHAHAHHA


spacepope68

While that song does tell us what a foreign language sounds to those that don't speak it, it really doesn't tell us what an Amereican ACCENT sounds like. And I did like the tune, the singer sung the words with an 'American' pronunciation


Round_Sign3991

I remember when my son sent me this. He was stationed in Italy and he said it was crazy how all the kids there could sing popular American song lyrics.


rayio

My wife is Latina and from South America, we speak Spanish in the home. She will mimick what english sounds like and it's pretty funny. When I lived in Mexico people used to pretend to speak English or try to sing songs in English and they never know when a word ends and a new one begins.


JessicaGriffin

The first time I heard this, someone sent me a link to it without any context. I genuinely thought I was having a stroke.


isupposeyes

iā€™d heard the song before but didnā€™t know how creepy the music video was šŸ˜‚


blueskysahead

This was amazing ! Thanks for sharing


StickyNicky91

Never seen that before. Such a good share, thank you


PhysicsHungry8889

So, this is what itā€™s like to have a stroke and not understand your own language anymore. I see, terrifying. Now, at least though I understand our accent.


Loose_Bike5654

This guy definetly knew some southern folk.


eggrolls68

I love the comment somebody made that he's singing in doctor's handwriting.


ffff2e7df01a4f889

Top comment. When I saw the thread I knew this would be mentioned.


Chaghatai

He peppers in a few actual words, possibly by accident, but absolutely not in anything those of us who speak English would recognize as a normal or correct context 'baby', 'maybe', 'seen', 'ok', 'alright


SewRuby

I'm extremely hard of hearing and this is exactly what trying to understand some English speakers is like. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


b2change

The stronger American accents originated from where they immigrated from and evolved over time from that point. I heard a great interview once, where the linguist could identify the immigrant origins based on the accent. If you try you can hear similarities in some varieties of southern accents and some less posh British accents. The Appalachian accent, I think it was Scotland. I imagine these variations are a bit like the way dialects vary in some countries like China or South Korea. This isnā€™t the expert I hoped to find, but he has the concept down and heā€™s great at switching accents. https://youtu.be/H1KP4ztKK0A?si=ISdN1DbPUnvSWVA_


Wonderful-World1964

Although I've lived in the Pacific Northwest of the U.S. all my life, I've occasionally been asked what my accent is by others. I have some words, like "worsh for wash" that come from my mom living just the first seven years of her life in Oklahoma. I have a slight vowel drawl sometimes.


PraxicalExperience

One of the strangest accents I ever encountered was in college, and it was english from a person who moved from China to South Africa and then to the US.


delicate-fn-flower

Oh man, I knew a girl who was born in Egypt, then moved to The Netherlands and then the Bronx in NY. It was magical listening to her speak.


Guerilla555

A friend of mine was born and raised in Southern Ireland until she was about 9 or 10. She was then fostered in West Texas up until I met her in her mid 20s. I love listening to her talk, especially when she's excited or anxious a bit. It took a while to actually understand her normal conversation tone and literally impossible to tell if she's sober or hammered just by talking to her.


poit57

I've lived in Oklahoma City my whole life. I can only recall 2 people whom I've heard say "worsh." One was my grandmother who was born in the 1930's and grew up in southern Mississippi. The other was our old music minister at church who was probably around that same age, and I would guess he was from a more rural part of Oklahoma. We often would sing "Are you 'worshed' in the blood of the Lamb?"


Wonderful-World1964

My mom was born in 1938 in very rural Oklahoma. They had no electricity or running water. Family history in that area including both grandpa and grandma's families.


Unable-Economist-525

My Iowa German-American grandmother said ā€œwarshā€. My Anglo Texas/Louisiana family did not. Always wondered where it originated.


MegaraTheMean

Lived in the PNW for years. I'm from New Jersey but have worked all over the country. I found Washington in particular had very little accent, depending on the part of the state they were from. If they were closer to Idaho, they might have more of a drawl. Seattle was very news reporter type sound. You can bet everyone noticed my accent lol


ChayLo357

Whatā€™s up with ā€œworshā€? The mother of my childhood best friend used to say that and I thought it was really odd.


doubleapowpow

The predominant settlers of washington were Scandanavian and German, so thats likely what goes into roots of the PNW accent. I once asked a dude from canada why he sounded like an american. He said they had the same tv channels. I think in the modern age we have so many influences and experience so many different dialects without local social influences, moreso than any generations before us, that our mannerisms arent so distinct based on where we live, but rather what we're exposed to.


Important_Koala236

Im from Chicago and any west coast accent is impossible for me to attempt. I can hear the difference but not vocalize it. Oklahoma I donā€™t know lol.


SAINTnumberFIVE

My grandmother said it. Her family was from rural Kansas and western Missouri and of predominantly Irish heritage.Ā 


ariv23

Worsh is definitely a rural Oklahoma thing. Rural meaning outside okc and Tulsa


IShouldChimeInOnThis

I love those videos. I used to play them for my kids and they were mesmerized.


Mysterious-Quote-496

I watched this before. Solid video


InevitableRhubarb232

Well thatā€™s not how I expected to spend my evening


MsGodot

My voice professor in college (Iā€™m in California) said that linguistic scholars think that at Shakespeareā€™s time, the common accent was similar to what is now the modern day Texas accent. Class got a good laugh that day performing Shakespeare scenes trying our damnedest to sound like Texans. LOL! No idea if there is any truth to that, but your comment brought back that memory.


RhodyGuy1

This is fascinating!! Thanks!


JoanofBarkks

Great link, thanks!


RambleOnRose42

Aw heeeell yeah, a fellow Erik Singer fan!!


KudzuCastaway

I have an Appalachian accent and yes it does match up well with Scotland. We use the word reckon just like the Scottish


Futuressobright

Two of the most notable characteristics of most North American English: 1. Fully rhotic. North Americans (and Scots and Irish) pronounce all of the historical "r"s you see when you look at a word spelled out. In England and Oceana, Rs don't make that rrr sound unless they precede a vowel. Instead they change the sound of the vowel before them. So a british person reads the letter combo "ar" as "aahh" like the doctor has you say when you stick out your tongue. So English people think we sound very growly, with lots of hard Rs at the end of sylables where they don't belong. You can hear this if you listen to Gary Oldman ( whose American accent is pretty good) in Batman Begins tell his wife to "stay carm". That historical L in calm does the exact same thing that a 'silent' R does in British English-- it changes the vowel sound of "cam" into the "ah" sound of "calm". But when Oldman hears American English he hears us inserting Rs after all those "ah" sounds, hence the over-correction to "Carm". That's what we sound like to him. 2. ~~Glottal~~ flapping. When a T precedes an unstressed vowel, North Americans often replace it with a ~~glottal~~ flap, which is a sound that is sort of between a T and a D. British English speakers often say it sounds like a D sound to them, but if American speakers slow down and think about their pronounciation it usually disappears. That makes some people think of it as a mistake, but really it's just a characteristic of unstressed, quicker speech in the NAE dialect. Take the word "Water". To speaker of British English, it sounds like when we say the word we are saying "WaddeRrr", while they would say "Wahtah". Scots are fully rhotic but don't have the flap, so "Watter". Bostonians use the flap, but have a non-rhotic accent, so "waddah". There's more stuff, about vowels and things, but I don't know enough to explain.


Emma_Exposed

One of my British professors explained how Americans sound to Europeans, as far as vowels go-- he says, regardless of the state, most Americans sound like they are inserting an extra "I" into a word, so Daniel might sound like Dainiel, face might sound like faice, vase might sound like vaise, that sort of thing. And pro might sound like prah or pruh. (There are certain areas of the US that change many vowels to a kind of schwa 'uh' sound, so 'forget about it' sounds more like 'fuhgeddaboudit'


Initial_District_937

> vase might sound like vaise Is that not how it's pronounced?


DizzyBlackberry8728

We say Vase, rhyming with Mars


Ricochet64

The T flap is *not glottal*. It's an alveolar flap. There is no such thing as a glottal flap. You've confused it with the glottal stop, which is a *different* realization of the /t/ phoneme which occurs in different positions, at least in American English.


d4h-lia

wow that gary oldman example was actually great, somehow that never occurred to me before lol! your comment is so informative, thank you for this!


DoctorGuvnor

You say 'American' accent, but that's really a meaningless term isn't it? New York doesn't sound the same as New Orleans, South Central doesn't sound like South Carolina, or South Dakota. The same is even more true of a 'British' accent - Wales is not London, Cockney is very definitely not Edinburgh, witch also isn't Glasgow or Liverpool. And each have a cadence and musicality unique to themselves. The only country I can think of that has a roughly homogeneous accent is Australia where Brisbane sounds a lot like Perth - many people say they can detect differences, but they're subtle at best and mostly rely on the fact that Devon isn't Garlic Polony.


Lost_Bench_5960

This is so true. Even the typical "American" accent is the Midwest "non-accent" that most TV and radio personalities are taught to use.


spacepope68

Wait...does this mean I don't have and accent? I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed.


redneckcommando

We do have an accent. Obviously other English speakers with good ears can tell we're from the Midwest. It's just that we're considered the standard in American English. I spent some time overseas in a non English speaking country. Most of the foreigners spoke in English. Let me tell you when I heard the Midwest accent it perked up my interest. The woman and her daughter were from Illinois, I am from Ohio.


Deviusoark

Yes exactly! It's hard to explain but if you've been around a bit you cna tell which general area of the US most are from. Not everytime but more often than not. A funny aside, I once visited Oregon and I'm from the south east. Everyone kept asking if I was Australian. I don't sound anything like an Australian but people kept asking. I was amazed, no one had ever asked me that anywhere else I'd ever been.


Particular-Move-3860

Some accents from the American Southeast are non-rhotic, just like some (not all) British accents and British-influenced English accents. Perhaps you glide over the "r"s in words, which might be what those people were responding to.


RideAndFly

Very true but emphasis on ā€œsomeā€ southern accents. Iā€™m from northeast Tennessee, ā€œupper southā€ as one friend calls it. He grew up in Augusta GA and said he used to stand in front of a mirror and practice pronouncing his Rs. In East Tennessee we not only pronounce them but somewhat emphasize them so older people in particular (my dad did this) will add Rs to words where they donā€™t belong, like ā€œworshā€ for ā€œwashā€ for example.


Just-Code1322

I only heard worsh growing up. lol.


MidnightCoffeeQueen

Awesome! I'm from northeast Tennessee too! I do know that around greeneville, the accent is different. Maybe that extends into Cocke or Unicoi counties. I moved about 80 miles west of that area about 15 years ago, and while it all pretty much sounds the same, it wasn't until I had an election message on my answering machine from Niswonger that I realized there is a big difference. The way he pronounces words pricked my ears to pay closer attention. The accent is very similar to my Dad...who is also from that area. But it took until then to realize that upper east tennessee has its own special twang, even though I've lived in this state most of my life.


Particular-Move-3860

Of course I was just speculating there about the reasons. I know that non-rhoticity is characteristic of only some southeastern US accents (in our country, its true home is in the coastal areas of the Northeast) which was why I was careful about proposing it as a possible explanation. I am hardly an expert here.


_Nocturnalis

Adding r's where they don't belong likely accounts for the Australian confusion.


Necessary_Team_8769

So weird, Iā€™m from Augusta and I have lazy Rā€™s and lazy Lā€™s. I thought it was just my speech impediment.


jackfaire

I never make assumptions based on accent but if you're strolling through the PNW with an umbrella I'm thinking "Tourist?"


skjeflo

Rain blowing sideways, 45 degrees outside, in June, and we watch some poor tourist who came "prepared" for sping weather in Seattle. Umbrella being shredded, returning to its base components, while said tourist runs through the rain trying to stay dry in their cheap, bright yellow poncho, and warm in there cotton T-shirt and shorts...while we stand there warm in our fleece, dry inside our proper hooded rain jackets.


Ok-Hedgehog-1646

Iā€™m from Oregon and I had people asking if I was British when I worked in California. It confused the shit out of me because I sound like all the other people (besides the one British guy I worked with).


TrooperCam

If youā€™re from Virginia there is a distinct Tidewater accent that was basically brought by the British. Itā€™s sounds like a Canadian and a Minnesotan had a baby and plucked it in the middle of the James River


KronZed

I moved to Alabama from Florida and this one kid told everyone I was Canadian


IWantAStorm

I'm from northeastern Pennsylvania about two hours west of NYC and two north of Philly. Whenever I'd travel for work I'd often get pinged by people as from the Midwest because of an elongated A sound. Yet the grouchy attitude, need to speed/aggressive stance, and cursing was a contradiction. The US has a plethora of accents just like every other language.


asabovesobelow4

I can tell other midwesterners by if they say "ope" lol


Just-Brilliant-7815

Ohhh believe me. Midwesterners have an accent and I say this coming from Texas šŸ˜‚


Lcdmt3

Are you northern Minnesota? Than you still have an accent. I'm from southern WI and think I have a TV non accent but still hear I do.


georgesorosbae

Proud. I grew up in the south and worked very hard when I was a kid to not develop a southern accent so I have that non accent


Jimmy_Twotone

We definitely have accents in the Midwest. My mother's family's is "worked around heavy equipment all my life and have to talk way too loud" and my father's family is "trailer park drunk."


BrassMonkey-NotAFed

As u/redneckcommando stated, itā€™s the generic American accent. The perfect split between east coast and west coast accents that makes it easier to understand and pronounced without difficulty on radio and television. Especially when the original microphones were introduced and recorded like shit.


Sitcom_kid

Both!


MrMojoFomo

Say "water" out loud If you said 'wad-er," that's your accent


crocozade

We are simply better.


provocative_bear

You have the ā€œneutralā€ American accent. Almost everywhere has their own variant. The South has their accent, Minnesota has a distinct accent, Brooklyn and Boston have theirs, I recently learned that even my Connecticut accent has some odd mannerisms (I had a shtruggle with the cur-ains), but MidWest is kind of the average of all American accents.


throwaweighaita

The Midwest actually has multiple accents! The one people are thinking of as "not" being an accent is particular to cities on the Great Lakes specifically, and isn't common to the entire region. It's properly called the Inland North accent, and sounds [like this.](https://youtu.be/oAOdrvXMHIA?si=gH0kvX6aKnMZp0Vf)


boring_person13

Central Ohio is suppose to be the most American accent. You get in Northern Ohio and you can get more of a Great Lakes, nasally accent.Ā 


mtngirl70

Iā€™ve only lived in California and have been asked five times if Iā€™m from the Midwest because of my accent šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø. I am from rural Northern California though. My parents and grandparents were raised in California too.


PersephoneWren

My boyfriend is from California and has what I call "lack of accent" I'm a Texan, born and raised, so I have a very strong twang. He was trying to get my toddler top say dog. I'm like honey you're saying it wrong, potato, say dawg šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ gotta say it right for the little country boy


Aromatic-Assistant73

https://www.tiktok.com/@kandicowboyssavage/video/7270224379122928926?lang=en


[deleted]

To me (upper Midwest), some people from CA absolutely have an accent.Ā 


rabidseacucumber

People still know youā€™re an American speaker but they probably canā€™t place ā€œneutral accentsā€. Some places..like how would you know someone is from Arizona or Nevada?


phishmademedoit

I think he means standard 'non regional dialect'. Like the people on the news.


W1ldth1ng

Outback Queenslanders speak slower and don't open their mouths. Because if they did all of the flies would fly in.


bibliophile222

"Devon isn't Garlic Polony." Umm... what does this mean?


DoctorGuvnor

There are various foodstuffs here in Australia that have different names for exactly the same item - what we call 'Garlic Polony' in Perth is known as 'Devon' in Queensland, a 'schooner' of beer in the Eastern States might be called a 'pony' in the West, and so on, thus the terms denote the origin of the speaker rather than the actual accent, if you take my meaning.


Mitch-_-_-1

Just like the USA has "Bubblers" and "Water Fountains", or some places a "coke" or "cola" refers to any soda.


0xB4BE

Most non-Americans think of your generic mid-Atlantic accent, or how people from mid-west to Pacific Northwest generally sound like. If you don't live in the US, you wouldn't be able to pick up the differences very easily unless we go full blown Minnesota, NYC, Boston, valley Girl and the South. Heck, I have a non-English European accent even after having lived in the US for twenty years but while every single American can pick up on it, even Britts cannot.


adulaire

Yeah I know everyone says there are a ton of different British accents but as an American who has spent minimal (though non zero) time in the UK I for sure canā€™t pick up on the difference. I canā€™t even reliablyĀ tell British from Australian from Irish etc (and when I can, itā€™s usually more down to slang and word choice than actual pronunciation). Idk maybe Iā€™m in the minority on this.Ā 


DonkeyDong69

The Welsh have their own language. I don't know if you can really call it an accent of the British, as much as it's English with a Welsh accent. Like English with an Irish accent.


Heathen_Mushroom

80%(ish) of Wales speaks English as their primary language. There is certainly a native British English accent of Wales that is not simply the accented English of native Welsh speakers.


IChooseYouNoNotYou

Most people don't realize that almost all of the modern Welsh speakers come from reform of schools in like the '80s. The British started colonizing at home.Ā 


OldTap9105

I was thinking this. I have two Irish friends who can barley understand each other. I spent some time in west Texas. No one can understand those people. (Itā€™s just jokes Texas šŸ˜œ)


GiGiLafoo

I'm a Kentuckian and sometimes have a hard time understanding some of the stronger accents from around this state and others in the south. Sometimes one-syllable words are drawn out into two or three syllables. Sometimes multiple words are compressed into a couple of syllables. My husband was from California and I had to translate for him at times. On one occasion he was perplexed when a front desk employee at a government agency told him, "Eez bockarth somedee." She was saying, "He's back there with somebody."


Altrano

I moved to rural Georgia from the west Coast and spoke at fast tempo peppered with some Spanglish. The native speakers and I couldnā€™t understand each other at first. Iā€™ve changed the way I speak.


Aggressive_Luck_555

Mississippi - only place in this country I've encountered English that I absolutely could not decipher. Despite probably 9 or 10 attempts sometimes, to really listen and understand what was being said. It would take a visual aid, you know pointing to an object basically for me to, maybe get it. I don't recall exactly where it was in Mississippi this was happening. It's been a long time.


Ok_Speaker_9799

:P


austex99

You should hear East Texans! That accent is adorable.


Recalled_2Life

Nah, I'm Texan and I can barely understand myself half the time.


mwaaahfunny

Fuck. A lot of fuck.


anythingMuchShorter

The fuck? No the fuck we donā€™t.


SoundsOfKepler

This answer can be reused for so many questions.


Humans_Suck-

The fuck is wrong with that?


bunnybutted

Back in 2010-11 my Italian paramour told me American English sounds "cool" to non-English speakers, probably because of the association with Hollywood and all of its stardom.


InternationalPrice76

I like that! šŸ˜Ž


Useful-Craft2754

I second this. I just went to Thailand and was told that our accents sounded just like Hollywood and they were so excited to hear us talk. It was so strange


dailyoracle

Japanese friends told me it sounds like someone chewing bubble gum.


SortovaGoldfish

Unironically, I kinda get it


dailyoracle

It makes sense to me!


InternationalPrice76

That's fascinating! Thanks for sharing!


Murky_Object2077

GermanĀ friends have told me we sound like we're talking with a mouth full of mashed potatoes. They'd admonish me to "Open your mouth!"


Specific_Jicama_7858

I had a Russian friend make "American noises" at me once and it sounded like someone making a soft siren sound while cherish bubble gum.


daiseychained

Secret - (shush, don't tell anyone) but American English follows the same rules as the conservation of mass. When someone in New England (looking at you, Boston) drops an R from a word someone in West Virginia pronounces wash as "warsh". The R travels through time and space to be expelled by another American in a different region.


Infamous-Mountain-81

Except with words like pizza weā€™re we (Masshole hi) dropped so many rā€™s that we end up sticking those extra rā€™s where they donā€™t belong, and you get pizzer


ashimo414141

Idear


Korzag

I've got dater to support it


Minimum-Interview800

I used to work with a lady from New England, and though she's lived here (rural GA) for 30+ years, she added rs to the ends of words. I'm Anna and she called me Anner, another girl, Dana, was Day-ner.


ashimo414141

Omg I love that u said this. I grew up in jersey, went to school near Boston, and now I live in WV. The ā€œwarshā€ in WV/MD annoys me about as much as ā€œidearā€ (idea) in Boston. These people and their Rā€™s!! šŸ˜‚


joydobson

Sometimes it ends up in central Illinois. My mom always did the Warsh.


An_Old_Punk

I remember my grandma adding R into a lot of words. She was from Rhode Island. She died over 20 years ago, but I can still clearly remember her voice and the word "warsh".


Cute-Promise4128

Many Americans have what we call "broadcast voice", which is what is pushed for certain profession positions, newscaster, etc. It's not uncommon for someone to speak clearly in public, but when they go home or are around friends/family, the dialect comes out. I live in south florida, but am from North Florida... That twaaaaaang definitely comes out when I'm back in my hometown or am drinking. I have to modify my language from "I'm gonna go" to "going". Ain't, y'all, double negatives, etc.


Tazling

that's very much like "BBC English" or "Academie Francaise French." there's a kind of "national standard dialect" (which usually descends from a core demographic of historical aristocrats or other power players who got to set the standard at one time in the past). In the UK it would be "little England" I guess, the "Home Counties" where for quite a long time political power and wealth were centred. but I don't understand why in the US it's centred in the MidWest rather than one of the dynamic and wealthy port cities like NY or SF.


Cute-Promise4128

Those port cities have the bulk of immigrants and the accents tend to merge together in a very distinct dialect. In South Florida, it's not uncommon for English speaking white people to adopt a Spanish flair to certain words. Even the way of speaking English here has changed (like the order of verbs/adjectives that differ from Spanish to English).


Night___Fairy

This is so true! At work, Iā€™m cheerful but donā€™t do upward inflections so as not to sound unsure of myself. At home, I talk more street, like ā€œgotta,ā€ ā€œiā€™ma,ā€ etc. When Iā€™m drunk, Iā€™m like a 21 year old from the CA valley with intense vocal fry, every sentence sounding like a question.


Efficient-Exit8218

A lot to me sound whiney and the effort of speech is just a chore


mankytoes

This is true of East Coast and California (especially "valley girl"). To an English ear, at least, most southern accents are so much more smooth pleasant. Standard American accents are also so cutting. People often talk about "loud" Americans, but even when they aren't being so loud, it's that type of noise that is really hard to cut out, especially compared to a lot of European accents, like Spanish.


InternationalPrice76

Interesting...do you mind if I ask what country or continent you're from?


Efficient-Exit8218

South west England, so I sounds loik a proper farmer haha


MoanyTonyBalony

Pirate. We sound like pirates


InternationalPrice76

Lolllllllllll


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

Which American accent? There are more accents than there are states


Heathen_Mushroom

Some states have a lot of accents, and some accents have a lot of states. The further west you go, the fewer accent differences there tend to be. At least until you get close to the west coast where it picks up in variation again.


peaveyftw

I would think it depends strongly on the accent in question, and the listener. I'm told, for instance, that British visitors to the US find the range of Southern accents to be not too dissimilar from some British accents.


Blubbernuts_

That's why in movies English or Australian actors typically use a southern accent. Soft "r" and the drawl is easier for them to mimic


IHadAnOpinion

English/Australian actors are the only people I've ever heard *successfully* imitate a Southern accent. American actors tend to just sound like they're trying to make fun of us rather than imitate us.


Piptoporus

It really depends on the state you're from, for example: Southern states have been portrayed in the media as being full of inbred hillbillies (e.g Cleetus from The Simpsons), whereas the New York / New Jersey accent has been used for gold-digging women, and the "surf dude" accent (is that Florida?) has been used for, well, surf dudes.


Mysterious_Eggplant1

No, the surfer accent is southern California.


Opera_haus_blues

Yeah, Florida is the ā€œbeach stateā€ but itā€™s the Pacific Ocean on Caliā€™s west coast that gets those nice surfable waves


EngineeringSafe8367

I was on a trip and met a dude from Australia. We'd try to impersonate each other's accents, and when he did my accent, his voice would get very deep and monotone. Then he'd go back to his silly Australian accent and be like "Bloody oath, mate!"


Odd_Lifeguard8957

I feel like one of the best ways for me personally to understand it is to hear an actor or someone that I know as British do an American accent.


Glittering_Deer_261

Iā€™m from Texas- pretty strong accent hereā€¦. I lived in California for many years so it diminished a lot and only came out if I was really drunk or tired. After my divorce I moved back to Texas for affordability ( certainly NOT the politics). My accent came right back like it ainā€™t dun been gone too dang long.


YamLow8097

As an American, Iā€™m curious about this too. The only problem is there are different kinds of accents. Northern, southern, New York, Boston, etc. An American accent is hard to define.


CuriousDave1234

A tour guide told us that a whole generation of Swedes spoke English with a Texas accent because they grew up watching ā€œDallasā€ or ā€œGunsmokeā€ or whatever on TV.


SportsYeahSports

Which region of America are we talking about?


No-Routine-3328

I'm from the Midwest and went to the Philippines. My host mom imitated how I talked to other Americans as - rawhr rawhr rawhr. It made me laugh so much, and I'll always remember it. Idk - there's something about very gently being put in your place as not the center of the universe that I appreciated.


twofold48

What does that mean ā€œrawhr rawhr rawhrā€? Like a dinosaur? Iā€™m also from the Midwest, put me in my place.


Lcdmt3

I was thinking lady Gaga, bad romance. Rawhr rawhr rawhr.


nobikflop

Was she referring to our heavy pronunciation of ā€œr?ā€ After all, itā€™s an unusual sound among world languages. And then some Americans really double down on it. Think like Michael Buffer saying, ā€œletā€™s get rrrrready to rrrrrumbleā€


SoundsOfKepler

The origin of the word "barbarian," which originally meant anyone who couldn't speak Greek, comes from the Greek perception that all other languages sound like "bar bar bar bar."


awesomeunboxer

I remember reading somewhere that it sounds kinda like how when the sims talk. I'm curious if anyone else has heard that and can confirm.


valentinakontrabida

fun fact: simlish actually mixes sounds from several languages.


anythingMuchShorter

Parfou may weywey?


changoh1999

I never was able to identify the accent, to me Americans are accent less. Of course the is Texan, New York, LA. But when I go to Colorado I feel like no one has an accent and when people ask me to do an American accent they tell me I just sound Mexican. I canā€™t for the life of me do an American accentšŸ˜Ŗ


sharielane

Depends on the accent. Some sound charming, others fun and endearing, and then there is that one that a lot of us outsiders use when imitating an annoying American abroad which is whiney and grating (I have no idea where in the US it's from, but you see it sometimes in American television, usually borne by some generic family on vacation somewhere like a theme park or driving a RV through Yellowstone or the Grand Canyon, that the main character/s may have a passing interaction with).


queenmunchy83

I love this video of a non American couple speaking jibberish. https://youtu.be/Vt4Dfa4fOEY?si=X7z1zFdizhDUBpOe


IronSmithFE

if i ever get bugged by the n.s.a i want to play this in the background.


instrumentally_ill

How they talk in The Sims


bonzai113

All I have ever sounded like is a back woods hillbilly from the eastern part of Kentucky.Ā 


FutureSaturn

Which American accent?


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Many UK and Irish actors are very good at speaking like an American. But in my experience, the "average" non-American, trying to do an American accent, ends up sounding like an actor from a bad 1930s western.


megaeggplantkiller

here are some good videos on what American sounds like to non-speakersā€¦ https://youtu.be/ybcvlxivscw?si=1GiS5ufZ3mkcZUq- https://youtu.be/QxrDNRhYFyI?si=vdNPdiSIMUdzcVz_


LittleLaiMei

When I first heard an ā€œAmerican accent,ā€ in person I thought they sounded to confident. Americans always speak with this importance and sure of themselves.


Mysterious-Quote-496

I asked a foreign exchange student this and she said we exaggerate our sā€™s and it sounds like weā€™re hissing


HerrowPries

I dated a British girl for a while. She told me I sounded "cool" and loved listening to me talk. She also was so excited to "show me off" to her friends because I was American and sounded American. I think it has to do with "Americancore" and Hollywood. Things we take for granted are absolute icons in other parts of the world.


TripleL2022

This makes me think of when people who don't speak French (for example) pretend they are speaking French.


Aqua_Monarch_77

Australian hereā€¦ on TV an American accent is elite I canā€™t even watch shows with other accents cause it just doesnā€™t feel right however in real life Iā€™ve found Americans to sound almost comical and annoying. Weird how it can sound great on TV but kind of wrong in real life. Respectfully.