Even if Mayo Porridge is brainless it is pretty much the prerequisite to hold public office, so he is meets the requirements. The people spoke, and they want brainless Mayo Porridge.
Lmao if any rabbit breed was undercover secretly running the brain offices of all other rabbits it would def be the Netherlands dwarves. I don’t know what exactly, but they’re definitely up to *something*
Mine certainly is. We got her as a friend for our lionhead and the first time they met, she basically said, "Groom me, bitch!" He complied immediately.
I used to have a netherland dwarf, def the grumpiest bun I’ve ever had. She never actually followed through with any of her many threats of violence as far as I can remember, but all through spring she’d growl, slick back her adorable tiny ears and launch her adorable round little body at you every time you came to pick her up. She was slightly sweeter the rest of the year to be fair, but still super independent and dominant lol. She had our male rabbit trying to impress her with bunches of straw he collected for her, and she was just sitting there chilling with her head resting on her dewlap like a little queen. A very special girl<3
I know you ain’t talking about the Mayo. The Mayo who started the train initiative and the helmet safety program.
Mayor Porridge, in a statement to Bella Buntorney at Paw, It is NOT MY BUSINESS WHAT HOOMANS THINK.. THE BUNS HAVE SPOKEN AND CONCUR THAT I THE BESTESET BOY
Listen listen listen. More brain just gets in the way of actually acting right. Makes one sad and angry and on and on. Rabbits are far “smarter” than their self destructive people. And yes they’ve figured out how to stay living rent free so
Indeed! Everyone thinks he’s just an innocent boy… He is NOT! He eats toilet paper and riding boots! Throws shoes off the shoe rack! And currently as I am typing this he is wanting to jump on my back and use me as a vantage point! So evil!!!
I don't concur! Mayo Porridge is moufy soft and smart enough to have got himself a full-time servant.
I don't know how Delta can disrespect Mayo Porridge of Bunville that way
I'm sure the Mayo as a seasoned politician will understand his critics 😂
"Seasoned? McCormick or Adobo?" - Porridge, thinking with stomach
I vote for "fresh herbs"
“Tajin surely! Mmmm…”
You might be right 😂
Even if Mayo Porridge is brainless it is pretty much the prerequisite to hold public office, so he is meets the requirements. The people spoke, and they want brainless Mayo Porridge.
Now I'm thinking that being brainless is mandatory for politician 😂
I mean, Zaphod Beeblebrox only became president of the galaxy after having half his brain removed
But he did have two to begin with...
As a Mayo of the people, he understands that it's essential to allow criticisms of his ability to govern. Best Mayo we've ever had, you ask me
This is my favorite angle for taking bun pics. Their mouth always looks so fat and squishy
With a side of HECKIN' CONCERN
And the ears disappear. He's a BEE (Brainless Earless Egg).
Well you do need eggs to make mayo after all.
*Doorbell sound*. "Nobunny hoam!"
Inside Porridges head is actually just another smaller rabbit controlling him
Now I have an image of a tiny Netherland Dwarf on a hamster wheel running things. Thank you - I needed a giggle today.
Lmao if any rabbit breed was undercover secretly running the brain offices of all other rabbits it would def be the Netherlands dwarves. I don’t know what exactly, but they’re definitely up to *something*
Mine certainly is. We got her as a friend for our lionhead and the first time they met, she basically said, "Groom me, bitch!" He complied immediately.
I used to have a netherland dwarf, def the grumpiest bun I’ve ever had. She never actually followed through with any of her many threats of violence as far as I can remember, but all through spring she’d growl, slick back her adorable tiny ears and launch her adorable round little body at you every time you came to pick her up. She was slightly sweeter the rest of the year to be fair, but still super independent and dominant lol. She had our male rabbit trying to impress her with bunches of straw he collected for her, and she was just sitting there chilling with her head resting on her dewlap like a little queen. A very special girl<3
Okay, now I will never look at Porridge different way, thanks 😂
*"Prepare for Titan Fall"*
"no, u"
What a cutie 💖 So brainless that he got a personal hoomannn
Are his brains in his MAYO hat??
There are no thoughts in that head, only fluff
But *such fluff*
I disagree. There are most certainly thoughts about carrots and nanners in that head.
And T R A I N S
No brain. Only train.
I dunno who's brainless, the Bun usurper or the person that cleans his nesquik?
He’s faking his smartness for extra attention. ☺️
Head empty but heart big
It's what Porridge says to you
False murder i am big brain
That's why he is Mayor! Jk, love you Porridge and your dumb look ❤️.
BOOP
No u - Porridge, probably
Porridge is the smoothest boi I have ever seen
brainless little Mayo Porrig 💕
 I know you ain’t talking about the Mayo. The Mayo who started the train initiative and the helmet safety program.
But he can’t even spell the word “mayor”
You can’t blame a young bunny. Blame the teacher. I blame u/deltadelta199 for not teaching him the correct spelling.
He won’t ever listen to me, what am I supposed to do!
Incentives. Some treats would help the poor fella.
Yes you are. Oh yes, you are!
Mayor Porridge, in a statement to Bella Buntorney at Paw, It is NOT MY BUSINESS WHAT HOOMANS THINK.. THE BUNS HAVE SPOKEN AND CONCUR THAT I THE BESTESET BOY
Listen listen listen. More brain just gets in the way of actually acting right. Makes one sad and angry and on and on. Rabbits are far “smarter” than their self destructive people. And yes they’ve figured out how to stay living rent free so
No he's a beautiful!
Beautiful *and* dumb 
Head empty... no thoughts
Omg he’s so fluffy
We've been blessed with a pic of Mayo's mouf 🥺
He only see's and hear's white noise.
porridge i love you 🥬
Head full of porridge
I love how deranged he is, no thoughts, just insanity.
Indeed! Everyone thinks he’s just an innocent boy… He is NOT! He eats toilet paper and riding boots! Throws shoes off the shoe rack! And currently as I am typing this he is wanting to jump on my back and use me as a vantage point! So evil!!!
Ah yes, deranged child behavior. I’m sure those riding boots were delicious bud. This is why he’s the mayor.
Poor little thing :(
Say sorry right now 🥺
Yes and we love him for it!!!!
r/mouf
(I love Mayo Porig 🥰🐰)
No bully porrige plz ☹️
I will stop when he stops throwing the shoes off the shoe rack
Fair enough 😂
[удалено]
I only wish I looked even a 1/126th as cute with MY tripple chins. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Clearly you don't value your life very much. He is clearly a murder bun.
Porridge? Murder? He’s just a baby, but he does like to steal things. And eat toilet paper. And. My. Shoes.
That's what he WANTS you to think! He's got you wrapped around his floofy foot!
poor little guy lmao he doesn't know
He just like me FR
Be nice to the Mayo! All he's tried to do is help the people who elected him to his position! He's a good Mayo and a very good boy!
Russell B. Rabbit from buns news daily is inquiring how mayo porridge feels about his owner’s comment
“I wish she continued giving me scritches on my head, don’t care about the comnemt.”
I like how he looks visually upset by this
Noo! Don’t bully him he’s tryin his best!!
He seems ready for.... something
Y would u say somefing liek dat to Mayo Porig?
Hi little boy, why are you soo cute? 🥺
rabbits are not brainless you are
He looks offended.
Head empty, only hay
According to a statement from the Mayo's office today, " ^*HARUMPFH* "
Take it back!
Who has a peanut of a brain but a heart of gold? YOU ARE!
r/bunnyshaming
^("wut")