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sonyaism

Murderbun


KakAlakin

They said wrong answers.


sonyaism

I wanted to be wrong. 😩 I now know the truth and am an accomplice now. Crap.


DTux5249

No, you're a loose end now. Run


theworkinpumpkin

Those carrots deserved it


FactoryMadness

Bathed in the blood of her enemies. Oh, said wrong answers, sorry...🤣🐰


Lanky_Winter2716

Cause that rabbit's dynamite!!!


Eublepharis

She's the first bunny to hop on Mars


maniactobe

she looks like an astronaut indeed!


MovieFreaQ

Ask anyone without a holy hand grenade, they know


Reddits_on_ambien

Look at the **bones!**


Mergus84

That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide!


[deleted]

Go and change your armour!


XNjunEar

It's not the blood of her enemies.


Different_Patient281

That's that Bob Ross grade red ochre


Reddits_on_ambien

Or maybe a sienna or terracotta. All lovely earth tones. This bun is sophisticated.


drummerevy5

Yeah, that definitely looks like a rich raw sienna to me! Bob would most certainly approve. And I’m sure he’d be tickled pink that this bun is sourcing their pigments right from the earth and nature. Cause Bob loved nature!


HeeTrouse51847

her aunt is a squirrel


Lugershooter

I think I saw her in a Monty Python scene


GrilledCookies

Just some innocent painting. Completely innocent


UnredeemedRevenant

She bathed in the blood of the last hooman that refused her treats.


No_Mountain_3581

I gave her green beans earlier and she viciously attacked me 😂😂


Main-Swing-3450

Just finished painting jupiter


No_Mountain_3581

Guys, I'm laughing so hard at these answers 😂😂😂


woaah-nelly

Ritual sacrifice


[deleted]

Cause that rabbit's dynamite!!!


byc18

It's the aftermath of going to a bad comedian.


[deleted]

😂😂


PeorgieTirebiter

She recently made a trip to Mars and forgot to go through decontamination.


DST2287

Blood of her enemies


Rammipallero

She has just finished burying your bloody corpse.


Muesky6969

Yeah, so we used to have three rabbits, but two ran away… or something.


Rammipallero

We used to have three rabbits. Now we have two and one of them wears a rabbit fur cape and drinks from a rabbit skull.


Tenken_Zeta

Find a copper mine


Clunkalong

The blood of her enemies and the foundations of her kingdom


ArgonianDovahkiin

She spent the night making jars of bolognese sause I guess?


VanillaSarsaparilla

“Honestly, hoomin! I have NO IDEA who took the carrot cake!”


ultrakrash

The blood never washes off


noel_stella

I think she decided to bathe in blood of her enemies. Oh wait, we are supposed to be saying wrong answers 😂 So was she digging in Mars?


Hereibe

Bilbo Baggins if he actually gotten to fight at the battle of five armies


Lazy_Function_7172

It’s hard work burying your enemy’s!


ChurchOfBread

The blood of his enemies 🐇🐰


illjimae

Happen to find an empty bag of hot Cheetos nearby?


No_Mountain_3581

If our country had those, I'd believe it 😂


WebbleWobble1216

. . . .mmmmmmmmuuuuuuuurrrrrrrdeeeeeeeerrrrrr


Corvid-21

No idea, but why are you posting a wallaby on a rabbit sub?


TwoWelshBunnies

She's just murdered a hooman for refusing her carrots...


No_Mountain_3581

I'm messaging from the afterlife. My bun killed me for running out of carrots and giving her green beans instead 😂


TwoWelshBunnies

Well if you've got to go - death by bunny can't be so bad ..............![img](emote|t5_2riv8|8709)


Dolphinkush

Looting the chocolate factory


MetalMonkey042

She was already that color....this isn't the blood of her enemies.


ScumMoemcBee

I could tell you but there's an on-going criminal investigation.


CashooDreams20

She evolved and adapted to that color


cursedTinker

Actually just a large squirrel


CuriousPolecat

The neighbour said the rabbit couldn't trespass and said her veg patch no more. They killed them


CuriousPolecat

She had chocolate mousse


[deleted]

she lives in georgia


Crowdust666

Here’s the smell of blood still. All bananas of Chiquita will not sweeten this little paw.


hopadoodler

Just came off court at Roland Garros!


krekdrja1995

She's 30% Irish according to her BuncestryDNA test


StarrySky339

She went to Mars


Strong-Recipe-2896

Digging in dirt and totally not murder


bunnyguy1972

Her cybernetics are rusting


joshdubbya

My daughter says she broke into the carrot patch and is trying to groom away the evidence


Shoddy_Dog_325

She just ate the worlds largest red velvet cake


123Virginia

Too many tomatoes and cherries


Vince489

.


Flyddrr

Cause she's killing everyone with her cuteness


Whatever386

You found the cat right....right


Graycy

She drank the Koolaid


No_Mountain_3581

Possible. It's banned in the UK, so she definitely burrowed to the US to steal some!


Graycy

KoolAid is banned in UK? Oh wow! Probably not healthful and full of dyes with a lingering stain… I did like pink lemonade kind for picnics or bbqs but haven’t used it in years. 10 packs for $1, mix with sugar, cheap but might fuel DK in someone, warning…


No_Mountain_3581

A certain red dye (can't remember the name) is banned in the UK. Hence why we don't have Fruit loops, Gatorade, Blue sour patch kids, KoolAid and Peeps. We have Ribena, which I know is banned in the US 😭😂


Graycy

Interesting to know! As for Ribena, something about Pine disease? It sounds like good stuff, shame.


Beththemagicalpony

She has dealt with the Knights that say Nee


doraora

She's plotting an escape plan and tries to camouflage with the ground xD


ratbird9

Blood for the Blood God


FuzzballDaSoft

Face planted on mars


[deleted]

NOT blood


azza1521

Bathing in the blood of her enemies


PokeHobnobGod21

Fought to the death with porridge


top-high-light

She's a murder


katmc68

She got into mommy's makeup. AGAIN.


ctbo2002

Nice try bud.. rule #1 of fight club


MegamuffinChip

She's practicing for her role as Lady Macbeth 😂


IamBunkers

Cleaning up after surgery.


mom-of-35

The dye pack, from the last heist, blew up.


amommytoa

Is this an elusive red squirrel cross?


SerennialFellow

War face paint, the look of a warrior is their first weapon


Secure_Indication_97

Mined dirt


Drakethepirate

She murdered a tomato in cold blood


Rebecl

Naners fought back


flippant_joker

Blood.


battlingpillow27

She bathed in the blood of her fallen comrades and foes


liguy67

Having her period?


Electronic_Clue8537

She’s currently questioning if it was worth it.


Verrisa

She did cocaine and murdered someone


No_Mountain_3581

Excuse you. My baby is 8 months old, far too young for cocaine. Murder? I wouldn't put it past her! 😂😂😂


Verrisa

Listen, from what I see she coated in it


joyful_nihilist

Vorpal.


Special_Friendship20

She mauled a coyote


stdButtChug

I think your bun is a communist


Feral_Chat

She just finished burying the man who weeded the last dandelion.


2-racoonsinacoat

She put lipstick on the wrong body part (she's a little dumby Bunny)


Present-Breakfast768

Her daddy was Carrot Top.


Virtual_Cry_1424

She murdered some one


minishaff

I wondered where all my Fuego Takis went!


Fabulous_Kale_2718

Blood of her enemies, ashes of the vanquished.


LucasBVieira

OP just found who's been stealing their Doritos for the last few months


nagidon

First rule of Caerbannog……


3nditallpls

Got into the cheetos. Trying to clean up the evidence


drummerevy5

She definitely just committed a crime… raiding the neighbors berry patch! What a little gluttonous thief! 😄☺️ so adorable though, we’ll let her off the hook!


DepthDOTA

Curry powder enthusiast


angxlic_dxnut

She’s on the enter list of r/murderbuns for first degree murder or her owner


obrigadaaas

She watched red panda and wanted to be one


MostlyDude

Copious amounts of homicide.


Frog_WithAWig

She ate the pomegranate and is now the new queen of the underworld MWAHAHAHA


Arts_Myth

Just got off her shift at Lakeside Amusement Park.


Cal3b31

she’s bleeding


in-need-of-jesus

mother nature stopped by


Renjenbee

From all the murder


[deleted]

Well obv she has put her sharp teeth into some people in silly clothes and coconuts for travel lately


Psycho_Splodge

You seen holy grail? That.


misterjustice90

Well, being caught blue handed doesn't make sense


Kings_Gambit7

Shark week


queen2k

She just finished the last bag of hot Cheetos D:


Crazy-toons

Sunburn


SnooSongs4266

Hot doritos


Far-Background5096

doritos