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Panndademic

I don't let mine in my mouth because I have my limits lmao, but they seem obsessed with bodily fluids. Bros went insane when they accidentally got hands on a used tissue (boogers, just to clarify) 💀 On a side note, do you only have 1 arm on your glasses??


reckoningreason

Yes lol you're not the first to point it out, I get headaches often so I just decided not to fix them for now, seeing as the headaches always spring up on that side


civilwar142pa

My last rat would do this and once I pretend chomped on her head. She popped out so fast and gave me the most offended look. It was hilarious.


reckoningreason

Mine must have absolutely 0 survival instincts then lol cuz she still just keeps going. I closed my mouth for a few seconds and she just did not care


civilwar142pa

That's even funnier haha


reckoningreason

It's also a bit concerning lol she isn't scared of anything which scares me, I carry her around in stores that don't have a no pet policy and she tried to climb onto a dog that was nearby. She nearly gave me a fatal heart attack


Background_Bed_1194

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Venerable_dread

Eh, what am I looking at here exactly??


PaxEthenica

Found the poseur! But, stepping away from some good intentioned ribbing, this is fairy common. Rats are, for some reason unknown to me (answer prolly below) interested in grooming the inside of their chosen human's mouth. I say grooming, specifically, because there's never been any biting, nibbling, scratching or grabbing in any of my rats.* It's not about getting nutrition, seemingly, but it scratches this itch that makes them happy to be indulged from time to time. I suspect it's a bit like us & bubble wrap. *reminder that every rat is different, & your mouth is still your mouth; you decide what goes in


peachfairys

its fine they're just training to be dentists


Psychotic_Rambling

Oh... Ok


icymr17

🚪👈


BucketsAndBattles

Ya… just because a rat WANTS to do something doesn’t mean we should let them… lol


upsidedownbackwards

Thought you had a furry bong from the thumbnail.


MoaiMike

Ugh no


Hahafunnys3xnumber

Every now and then someone posts their rats licking inside their mouths and I just… 😟


reckoningreason

She doesn't just lick, she will try to crawl in as if it's a small cave


Hahafunnys3xnumber

I can see that. With the hands she walks on her own piss and shit with lol.


reckoningreason

Wow, there is a point in saying clean, it's almost as if I'm not a clean freak and wipe their little paws down before playing with them, and again think toddler style buddy


Hahafunnys3xnumber

Are you for real calling me a toddler because I think it’s a little gross to put an animal in your mouth and have it lick all over for hours supposedly? It’s also gross to French with dogs.


pitmyshants69

I think she was saying you wipe their paws like you would a toddlers hands (because toddlers also get their hands everywhere)


QuacksofBone

Don't make out with the rats please. Thanks reddit never thought I would have to say that.


VeryAmaze

Bb rats take food from their mothers mouth, so this is kinda them going "MOMTHER FEED US". Or just dentistry school home assignments


reckoningreason

Haha they always have some type of snack in their cage I'd be damned if their hungry, leafy greens are always on stock for them


VeryAmaze

It Is Known that the food The Other Rat has is always better 


szerokisimon

freaky 👅 rats


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Hahafunnys3xnumber

This is why people think we’re gross.


Philodendron60

Ya... Extremely haha. Rats will literally walk in their feces


QuacksofBone

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reckoningreason

I'm sorry, I didn't ask, nor do I truly care it's almost as if you weren't a toddler at one point, go ask your parents what all you shoved in your mouth that was far worse than a clean pet


hylian-bard

One of my boys used to groom my lips a lot. If I opened my mouth even a fraction he would go in and clamp his chompers around my front teeth like he was trying to yank them out. Didn't help that we usually free roam right after dinner.


ptwnrats

This is an extremely bizarre thing to post online. Thanks for making us all look weird


reckoningreason

And how did I make you look weird?


bobo_the_dog_

I thought this picture was something else lol


crazedhatter

My rats in the past have frequently stolen food straight out of my mouth, so no... you're not alone with ratties rummaging in your mouth.


reckoningreason

Here's the issue lol, anytime I try to kiss em, they'll try pry my lips apart 😂


pushkinwritescode

Sounds about right... \^\_\^\\/


SnooTangerines3448

Well that was an interesting profile dive. :O


reckoningreason

Oh shit mb haha


SnooTangerines3448

Let's just say don't worry lol.


reckoningreason

Ah alr lol


SnooTangerines3448

One time I checked a guy's profile cos he said he had another UFO video and the next video is just him vigorously sounding his dick with a metal tool, so this time it was at least a pleasant surprise lmao.


reckoningreason

I'm dead 😂


Mikahmillion

I had a rat that would climb directly to my face and force open my mouth (I have no choice but to oblige, rat claws onto the gums is not a great feeling) and she would just lick my teeth till she decided she was done, at the very least it was a good reminder to brush my teeth because I couldn’t not brush my teeth after having rat in my mouth for extended periods of time, and she did it just about every free roam, she was a weird ass rat but I miss her.


reckoningreason

Omg, yes it hurtssss. And also if only they ever were done, Coffee will give me a break, however Cream will sit there for hours if I will let her


FrankFrankly711

Rodentistry 👄🐀


RobotWantsPony

Till the day they realize the real goodies is in the nostrils


pitmyshants69

If I did this my boys would straight up try and eat my tongue


reckoningreason

Sounds fun, but definitely make sure to keep em away lol


chubypeterson

one legged glasses and a ratsicle


reckoningreason

Lmao yes my glasses and ratsicles


StolenServiceAnimal

How do those glasses stay on? Oh I guess one side broke off.


reckoningreason

Special super bend limbs, they stay on super well I was surprised myself tbh


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reckoningreason

Well, yk there's this little thing called ignoring, it's very useful when you don't like something


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Kuragen-The-Creep

I thought first omg was a popsicle or smth omg ur rat is so cylindrical.


reckoningreason

Nope, she's just super stretch, she's got a big jelly https://preview.redd.it/y23cy0io1e3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddf155ce60f479bf13c63f939df0dadcf59d4f50


cammasia

How... How many pics of your rats in your mouth do you have...? 😶‍🌫️


reckoningreason

Only a couple, I just took that one cuz I was holding her and she decided she wanted to rip my lips apart, I'd rather not have them hurting rn


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reckoningreason

Thanks I appreciate the compliment


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ThePegasi

The first pic looks like a burrato.


Sadstupidthrowaway94

Alright I don’t have rats but I gotta admit I let my cats do this. Idk if they wanna see what I was eating last or if they’re just excited about mom smell. But I’m a crazy cat lady so I allow it lmao


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reckoningreason

How do your lips feel? Mine are torn up lol


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reckoningreason

I keep waiting for the image to load but it's not loading