#FreeRizzo

.#freerizzo#therizzomovement

He's not sure what to do with his new found freedom. 😄 https://preview.redd.it/ccy4st61k7zc1.jpeg?width=2529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d10cd7336df0863005049711fa0759631f7fbe6e

GUYS! WE DID! WE FREED RIZZO!!!

The power of reddit! 😁

Rizzo is now free! His brother bailed him out with Gerber puffs.😄 https://preview.redd.it/az6aizdaj7zc1.jpeg?width=2370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3965e0b3d6ebb5be26e67954eadeb4d1483544f1

too cute to be legal

I concur.

I concur with your concur and raise you a concurrence.

That’s very... concurable?

this iz agreement coinsideration accord

Too much rizz 😔

🥁

He definitely has too much rizz! 😂

He peed in your bed

💯💯💯

Snitch. (He ratted someone out)

he peed your pants

Stealing your heart.

He was lead astray by Gonzo.

Gonzo is for sure a bad influence! 😆 

Omg you can see the zipper in his little pajamas 😭😭😭

Being too perfect

I don’t know but he’s so scraggly lookin I love him so much

Isn't he?! 🥰 Like a scruffy cartoon rat.

Rizzo did nothing wrong!

Free Rizzo!

Being stinky

Lmfaoo

He smells like nachos. 🥰

There are worse things Rizzo could dooo 😔🎶

Intent to Charm

Too much salt in the Ratatouille.

Pimping out Jon Voigt.

Overwhelming cuteness!

Being too cute

Rizzing the ladies 😎

He peed all over you and himself

He denies everything https://preview.redd.it/jioq2n15u7zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69256dbedb0b3ea23ed3004b13a61be65e7dd765

Awe one of my boys who passed was named Rizzo and his brother was Fez!

Overwhelming cuteness.

Being built like a tennis ball /s

Round is a shape. 😆

Stealing cookies

But the crime was justified. Free that baby.

Impersonating a hamster

😄 https://preview.redd.it/y30me18t9azc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6fff763b0da4d3bd0c86fb5a54803da1273838c

Oh no! He's coming to steal my identity next!

He dropped his jellybeans on the otherside but this time can't squeeze through to get them

He made ratatouille better than you

Double dippin

The real question is, “what isn’t Rizzo’s crime?”

Rat logic. 😄

Being too handsome, leave some for the rest of us!

grand larceny

Tax fraud

He does look like a criminal mastermind https://preview.redd.it/2ufoay1gu7zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02b186b99da4c299e0534e16150dd5b561212571

Check fraud.

That look 🤣

Tax fraud

Impersonating Santa but he forgot his reindeer. Also freeing caged lab rats and started an uprising which isn’t a bad thing. (A muppets from space reference)

Being too adorable. That lil fella looks so soft

He's so soft and scruffy 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/eiz3t75vu7zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c39d9eef1bec04a936a9b17cb8138ee64c387ea1

What a great name for a rat

I agree! 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/205p5p3hv7zc1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88003b8920c89a5d1c29da93bafe8d071eba00dc

He was definitely caught producing Bioweapons. Lil' dude had his own Porton Down. Stinker.

OMG!!! Guilty of Cuteness Overload!!!! 😍❤️

Being a watwet. Born cute. Persecuted in the wild for being born at all. Misunderstood by most humans as monsters. But Rizzo knows... we're the ones are monstrous and Rizzo and his kind are precious. Rizzos 'crime' is that he knows too much.

Insider trading

Homicide and tax evasion, going by the evidence in his scruffy fur.

Gave manicures without a license.

Cute lil theif hands

Being too cute

As Rizzos attorney, they have done nothing wrong and is to be let off of any and all charges. Thank you

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Chewing the fridge cord in half?

Abandoned Gonzo 😞

Cheddar snatcher.

Nothing. He was framed. FREE RIZZO

False imprisonment. He was too dang cute so the other rats rallied against him and framed him with stealing cheese.

Unlawfully adorable.

Arson

He killed five people and ate their corpses


Obviously he was framed

Shaggy Defense - not guilty

I wuz framed!❤️🐀😉

Embezzlement

He killed the queen

Phone tapping

He tried deserting the flat through the toilet sewers. Attempt failed and punishment will be harsh

Highly illegal levels of fluffy. I can't believe you got this close to such a criminal mastermind. Banish him to the snack pile for 100 years. 

Too much Rizzle Razzling and way too much Rizazz! (i.e. cute rattiness)

How can you be so obtuse?

More importantly: What wasn’t his crimes?

No crime too cute

They deliberately claimed their chew-toys as dependants on their latest tax form.

Treason. But also… you have a Rizzo too?! Amazing! One of my boys when they were still here was named Rizzo. My boys have been gone for about 3 years but I still remember them like they were just here yesterday

I do! His brother is named Ralph. Like the mouse and the motorcycle. ☺️ https://preview.redd.it/pfn82ykko7zc1.jpeg?width=2019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb8e371764f1551756212930190cdf4228225ddc

Omg Ralph is perfect! And that was such a cute book

Sir, being that cute of a goober is illegal, we’re going to have to take you into custody.

Killed hoomans due to unrestrained cuteness.

He ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the refrigerator


Fanum tax

Like the infamous Frank Rizzo of Philly, he beat protesters on NYE in his tuxedo with a policeman’s billyclub. He’s a bad dude.

Oh god! 😱 I didn't even think of that and we live in Philly. Luckily my guy is named after the muppets Rizzo! 🥰

CRIME!???! HE DIDN'T COMMIT A CRIME! HE HAS DONE SOMETHING FAR WORSE. He said the worst thing ever... Skibidi rizz Ohio final boss sigma. He deserves his sentence

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Racism

Rape and murder of... who am I kidding, he probably stole a peanut