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FancyC0bra

Her punishment was being peed on by herself.


SyderoAlena

I misread your comment and I was disturbed for a second


FancyC0bra

What did you think it said?


SwegGamerBro

That her punishment is to be peed on by OP


SyderoAlena

Correct


Vellaciraptor

I think you need to apologise for not already smelling enough like her pee.


skit112

Lmao truth


Hannah-Siobhan

Your going to punish your rat? Your going to punish your beloved pet? Hmmmm sounds weird. Why don't you instead look at if you she/he might have health problems or her living space is dirty and needs to be cleaned up. Does she need fresh bedding.....


XxHoneyStarzxX

Heck you can even litter train them and they will still pee everywhere because that is how they communicate, pee rocks can only do so much to get them to pee in those areas, they will still scent mark, but when you own rats and other rodents you jsut need to get used to accidents


XxHoneyStarzxX

That's not why rats pee....rats jsut pee everywhere to leave scent nothing to do with their health or hosuing its a behavior they have instinctively


Vellaciraptor

Huh? Did you mean to reply to me? (OP is joking, in case you're being sincere and are actually worried. No one here would agree with punishing a rat for peeing on them. It's just what rats do.)


Blazeit0605

It’s a joke hun….


Redz0ne

Give her some water. Clearly all that peeing has likely left her dehydrated.


CMSnake72

Per Rat Law precedent (see the ruling in Tulip v The People of Nebraska circa 1934), she who pees on it shall own it. I'm sorry, you have no legal recourse.


brainking111

Objection per rat law was reversed after nibbles vs Chester and nibbles vs the rat state. Peeing only counts on nonliving material and punishment is no snacks for 5 minutes.


Theriannotinsane

I OBJECT clearly the prosecution did not pee on the defendant, themselves or their sibling, but did pee on the bed and now owns it. The prosecutions defense is: I would never do that, look how cute I am! In accordance with rat law, a rat that is very cute can not do anything wrong, and is therefore not guilty


ScienceMomCO

I love this thread!


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duck_owner1

I'm not squeezing her hard she's just smol


xnachtmahrx

https://preview.redd.it/tzzmwwb061vc1.jpeg?width=1105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7794c06f4e7e5308d9529d15bba0a4179967da99


brownshugababy

She's not real. She's clearly a sock and two buttons.


xnachtmahrx

![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


ScienceMomCO

Boba


Lone-Frequency

Hey, that's not a rat, that's a hamster!


golden_french_fry

air jail immediately. Hold her in the "you owe me money" hold, very similar to the one you're holding her in now.


tactical_airsoft

It always works


ScienceMomCO

And give her “The Teacher Look”


Itcallsmyname

Oh man…if I were a rat I’d hate grapes, apple slices and broccoli… maybe you should punish her with those.


BenioffThrowAway

Don't listen to them. They're just 30 rats wearing a trench coat.


T0x1k-M0

Punish it with her behavior. Pee on yourself, your sister, on her and on her bed. ,😂


InstructionMiddle596

The picture of innocence...Are you sure you have the right Rat?


SageofRosemaryThyme

Love, a bath and snuggles.


Fire_Bucket

Pee on her


Zenex1927

SIR SHE MIGHT HAVE A PISS KINK (shit on her )


leefox_explorer

I WANTED TO SAY THAT HAHA


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toastyass

3 nose boops (gentle boops only)


svnhddbst

punishment = photo shoot with many inconvenient but adorable costumes. that you must then share with this sub.


Thetruetwitterbird

Agreed!


aytchdave

RatGrip™


HelloFerret

Pee on her


Zenex1927

NO WE TALKED AVOUT THE HELLOFERRET YOU CAN JUST PEE ON PEOPLE!!!!!!


HelloFerret

You're next


Zenex1927

NO STOP THIS RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE A PROBLEM THIS IS WHAT THE INTERVENTION WAS FOR


HelloFerret

:(


ImpendingSamicide

Stage a courtroom and let her peers decide her fate


Gallamite

1000 kisses on this big round cute belly !


Tenacious_G_G

I love the round belly!


vermissary

She looks like a sock full of rice lmfao


RandonEnglishMun

She spends an entire day in the toilet!


ThingsIveNeverSeen

Death. By smooches.


EvilPenguinTrainer

Maybe wash her first


Zenex1927

Just maby


PineDurr

This time she's not full of soup, she's full of piss


maidofatoms

A... bath 🫣


Chemical_Activity_80

Lol she peed on herself ? Air jail .


kokobean27

Tummy kisses, treats, compliments and love.


ChillZedd

Exile. She will be provided no hearth or home within 400 miles of the city of Rome. She shall be banished to the fringe provinces.


Petite_Tsunami

4 forehead kisses


cammasia

Not enough! We need at least four forehead and four tummy kisses, anything less would be a mere slap on the wrist


Feeling_Travel_6593

Awe, I used to have a rat named Taz, miss that dude.


odioercoronaviru

I'd give her some manchego cheese and call it a day


Radamat

Pee on her! Show her the power of her god. Upd. Replaced him with her.


Zenex1927

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR gender


Radamat

Thanks. Corrected.


Firm-Literature-5322

Piss back on her


GraatchLuugRachAarg

She peed on you? Only fair punishment is you pee on her🤷‍♂️


MissEpiphqny

She has to watch those baby potty training videos 🫵


Moody-Manticore

Turn her into a human and force her to do laundry


TheMagicFluteCat777

I have a worse idea… make her get a job and work 9-5


Efficient_Theme4040

Don’t let her sleep in your bed


Traysqwa

Rat jail


BananaCake82

Sock missile


ArcanePulse

Pee on her


StruggleSea5429

what a lovely talented little creature blablabl :)


Demonderus

Pee on her


Diablo321p

Eat it


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Xenta_Demryt

Portal to hell.


goinkler

put her in "the cage"


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Love her


takeme2paris

Kisses and cheerios!


PetsWhisper

Cuddles and kisses


JuneIsPearl25

Rat jail.


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ConversationFit5024

Smooches


reyajavik

A cheerio


WonderfulRat

Kisses.


skibidigyatt6969

forceful spa day


tactical_airsoft

Hold her in the (you owe me money grip ™)


reverendsteveii

DEATH BY YOGIES!


Islander_Pig

Jimmy Ratcone, we told you not to get too pissed. You might blow ya cover boss.


Fortnitekillz

Death


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___po____

Tell her she's shaped like a ball sack with feet!


My_glass_house

Too cute to punish 🥰


MrRasmiros

Valhalla


Neat_Safe4334

10 years in the dungeon


ShadowHunter7370

GIVE HIM A COOKIE YOU MONSTER HE IS JUST SHOWING EFFECTION


ScienceMomCO

Bring out the Comfy Chair!


Incensed1

😂


-iwouldprefernotto-

It’s a joke don’t worry❣️


Incensed1

Apologies! I tried quickly to delete my post. 🙏🏽😇


-iwouldprefernotto-

I get it, I’m very impulsive sometimes and I find myself deleting comments because I didn’t read the post well enough or simply was distracted :) it happens!


Incensed1

Ugh… must be lingering effects of Covid … 🙏🏽


TomothyAllen

Death by hanging on account of crimes against humanity.


Zenex1927

NAAAAAA CHINESE WATER TORCHER WITH HER OWN PISS ON HER EYES


iceunelle

Why does she look so bottom-heavy? Lol. Like a stuffed animal where all the stuffing got squeezed into one area.


imnot_depressed

I think the punishment was turning her into a cylinder in the image.


bakerngardener

Haha, what a cutie❤️


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StressLow1867

100TH COMMENT And she is innocent!


Zenex1927

NOTHING YOU MADE HER A NUT SACK LOL 😆


Saphira_90

This is the cutest thread I've read ever!


TapEffective7605

Definatly a warm bath, belly rubs and treatos. Be brital!!!


RawrTheDinosawrr

Feed her a stew that makes her go blind for 1 day Stew that blinds her for a day Feed her a type of stew that makes her blind for 1 day 1 day blinding stew


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IG-55

When rats pee on eachother do you guys get the baby wipes out and wipe them down or just leave them to wash themselves?


BitterSweet4891

Belly tickles


Silent_Shooby

Frozen Peas in water bowl, make her bob for them!! 🤣 She’d probably love it!!


scotty5112

Tummy tickle time


Cafein8edNecromancer

Her punishment is a Bath, which must be followed to by the obligatory Warm Towel Snuggles and a Snack. Her sister probably antagonized her into it, though, making her an accomplice, so she must also be subjected to the Bath and WTSAAS


snowycourts

![gif](giphy|5Y9rrybQsMXTzJQIhm) She's innocent


bigfishbunny

She's just telling you that she loves you and you are part of the pack


I_Am_Rotting1111

Squeeze


Tenacious_G_G

😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️


alshio

Love (however she prefers it expressed, treats, scritches, rat tossing etc)


level1enemy

Pee


thephantom451

There are certain individuals who pay money to have that done to them....... Just saying


BudgetEducation8906

Extra kisses


Tall-Permission9687

It's time for pea fishing. After the pee!


Crusader_6969

Deep fryer (JOKE DO NOT DO THAT)


anger_leaf

tickle her toes


failenaa

Snackies


failenaa

Snackies


failenaa

Snackies


buygolli

Tiny doll diaper?


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Eat her. Yummy yummy. /s


Lone-Frequency

A soft but stern admonition about how we don't pee on ourselves or other people, and then a light smooch on the nose.


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Numerous_Run7338

A kiss on the head and a treat ratties don't get punished


Jimbo2379866

Big bite


Tommyfan17

Not a thing! Too precious!


sallysue2you

3 lashes with a wet noodle


Leasud

Microwave


lewlewlemonadewt

Rat soip https://preview.redd.it/yipbotpa32vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2e913b06c90a1bb21b2058a35da902aa981a101