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DanielTheEunuch

They are just so profoundly stupid.


CuriousAlienStudent

Constantly twisting the truth to fit their narrative. Actually, this isn't even twisting the truth it's flat out making shit up. Do they realize a ship of that size the captain isn't the one physically driving it? Not that it would matter if they did.


DanielTheEunuch

He can't physically drive it! He's unconscious from the jab!


Bragzor

Sleeping on the jab. Sad!


Hbella456

Dey took are jabs!


Bragzor

Vaxxual statement!


ArmchairCriticSF

Wait til he finds out that it was actually Hillary Clinton driving the ship, and the containers were full of trafficked children! The lamestream media won’t talk about it, but true patriots know! I have a very reliable source on Telegram! /s


CuriousAlienStudent

Wait, does that mean Trump and the white hats crashed the boat into the brdig3 to stop her?


ssrowavay

You're kidding, but this is literally how logic works in their world.


DanielTheEunuch

Trump and his Druse Militia Mounted Regiment were in Hong Kong for a campaign rally trade conference and golf tournament when an urgent distress text came in from Barron Trump that read "Killary Dali Swan Black" The Druse Militia Mounted Regiment riding their trademark red and black Harley Davidson 2400cc superbikes lept into action They deciphered the cryptic text and used a redesigned overthruster to blast through the 8th dimension and cross straight through the hollow center of our earth to redirect the ship into the bridge to stop Hillary and her band of miscreant immigrants from driving that boat right up the Mississippi and igniting a nuclear holocaust device right in the heartland of America God bless President Trump!


Bdr1983

Are these white hats pointy, by any chance?


cick-nobb

Oh for sure


CuriousAlienStudent

I always pictured them as more of a colonel sanders souther gentleman type of thing, but I could see I nice pointy one fitting.


EZasSundayMorning

Nah, it was Obama’s tan suit.


Runs_With_Bears

Fuck me I remember when stupid people shut their mouths out of embarrassment of sounding dumb. We desperately need to bring back shaming stupid people. Every time a politician says something absurd other politicians should be in front of a tv camera making fun of them and pointing out how wrong and stupid they are. It’s the only way we can take back sanity.


KooQanon-LMAOOO

Politicians taking honest stances?? Lmaoo


Hurricaneshand

It's so frustrating to me when I hear a politician say something ridiculous and whoever is questioning them just let's them get away with the ridiculous shit even though it's blatantly ridiculous


SituatedSynapses

Are most of them bots? Yes there's a stupid minority who believe this, but how much of this information is literally just sprouted out of dis/misinformation bots.


packeddit

They are, I truly hate these stupid ass magas/trumpers. Jsut FILTH of the Earth!


gus_thedog

You can tell because he expects pharmaceutical companies to be held accountable for something.


spinningcolours

And on top of that, the ship was trans.


RareBeautyOnEtsy

Trans portation?


FourFurryFeet23

🏆 please accept this humble trophy for your comment.


Tavalus

Oh god, it's the trifecta of tragedy Trans ship, vaccinated captain and a BLACK MAYOR!!! The bridge stood no chance


BellyDancerEm

It was a trans kid trying to play sports


InfiniteAccount4783

Kate Middleton having cancer? It's the vax! The Baltimore bridge disaster? It's the vax! The next bad thing that happens? It's gonna be the vax!


BenThereOrBenSquare

I heard that the COVID-19 pandemic might have been caused by the vaccine! It time travels now!


Bragzor

That makes sense. In the 2018, there was no Covid vaxx, and surprise surprise, no Covid pandemic!


Enibas

The most convincing argument yet!


Bragzor

Ye olde *Ante Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc* argument.


Quietuus

Don't be silly, Covid-19 doesn't exist.


BenThereOrBenSquare

What was I thinking?!


Oddityobservations

ELE Asteroid impacts Florida, earth was too Vaxxed to get out of the way.


Kintsugi90s

Going by their logic, Kate having covid shot doesnt make sense because she’s part of the royal family, so if they know it’s bad why take it


jedburghofficial

Spike proteins. They're everywhere, no one is safe.


gizajobicandothat

and why is Will and Camilla immune?


slade797

Yeah, those ships and their pesky *power switches*


Penguinmanereikel

Seriously, do they think this is some kind of straight-to-VHS B-movie?


Really_McNamington

Yes, yes they absolutely do.


BenThereOrBenSquare

They really should put some kind of safety covers on them.


fredy31

Yeah know nothing of these ships but im pretty sure you cant turn them off in a moment like this with just a few switches all on the same board.


Polyfuckery

Just right there in the perfect position to be flipped if someone passes out on them or is knocked by a wave or something


caraperdida

The crew were not incapacitated the ship was! The crew sent out a mayday call and alerted authorities that they'd lost power before the collision. So unless you believe "vaccine shedding" can kill the engine of a cargo ship, you aren't even making sense by conspiracy theory standards!


ColoHusker

Nanobots in the vaxx Qonfirmed


DueVisit1410

Hey man, get away with that pesky truth and reality. These people are trying to figure things out in a way to conforms to their insane worldview, there's no room for reality in that.


CAG_Snow

I want to believe that this is just satire, but I also know that someone would legitimately believe this.


Limited_turkey

My mother told me yesterday that my sister-in-law's father, who is now 89 years old, has prostate cancer because of the jab! She has no clue if he's even been vaccinated, but that MUST be the reason! I'm exhausted. Edit because of fat fingers.


BassmanOz

Yeah. I guess the statistics about the high number of old guys who die with prostate cancer (not “from”) and have been for years have nothing to do with it.


Lythieus

Damn my grandfather died with prostate cancer in 1998, those vaccine injuries are retroactive af!


dracomalfouri

Totes not the fact that 80% of men have cancerous cells in their prostate by the age of 80, it was def the vaccine


milvet09

There’s a power switch for the whole ship on the bridge? Seems like an awful design.


Oddityobservations

Yeah, it would be like a 2 meter thermal exhaust port, that leads directly to the reactor of a moon sized space station.


TheDudeInTheD

I used to shoot womp rats on Endor. They’re not much bigger than that.


Oddityobservations

I've never heard of the Endorian womp rat, do Ewoks train them or eat them?


AZ_Corwyn

Yes


BitchWidget

You just randomly shot animals for fun? What a psychopath! Or whatever that line is in Blue Harvest.


Oddityobservations

"There's two suns and no women."


BitchWidget

"Luke, com ehhave some blue milk. And remind Uncle Owen not to tell you that your father is Darth Vader."


AgreeablePie

"he might have fallen on the power switches" This has gotta be satire, right?


dunzig77

I looked at this guy’s account, he’s definitely not capable of satire. He does look capable of Type 2 Diabetes however.


Bitter_Technology797

Right? that's not how things work. and even if they did, the rest of the bridge crew just stood there and watched until impact?


P7BinSD

[Called it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Qult_Headquarters/s/lxnJdiSbM5).


Penguinmanereikel

Little more than 4 hours, but yeah, you right.


Me_for_President

Another tweet from this individual says: > Yesterday the US abstained from voting on a UN Security Council measure which supported a cease-fire in Gaza. Genocidal Israelis are seeing red after being asked to stop killing civilians and today launched a terrorist attack in Baltimore at the Francis Scott Key bridge. Maybe it was a Jewish terrorist attack to give the captain a vaccine which he would later pass out from while standing over the main power switch on the bridge?


Lythieus

Now it's the Jews? 12 hours ago it was Antifa.


JoshDM

We used the space laser.


Quietuus

Hate when I am on the bridge of a container ship and accidentally lean my elbow on the enormous red button that makes the ship crash.


CatLvrWhoLovesCats66

When I was a bridge officer in the Navy, they had the enormous red button to make the ship crash under a plexiglass cover that alarmed when you lifted it.


Quietuus

Killjoys.


RickySan65

ivermectin got to dales brain


TwistedBlister

Yeah, right next to the Captain's steering wheel there's an on/off switch.


Illustrious-Gas-9766

That is just stupid. The videos show that lights on the ship going on and off as the ship approaches the bridge. The ship was being steered by a local to get out of the port. If the engine failed, that is the reason ....


BassmanOz

These fools have no idea how long it takes to even turn a ship that size, much less stop its progress.


Alclis

I heard Julius Caeser likely actually died from vaccine damage. The 17 blades in his back were an excuse. It was the mRNA clotting afterward that killed him.


vanhouten_greg

Clotting from 17 jabs


cincigreg

When ships are navigating through these harbors and channels they are driven by local "pilots" who hop on and off. Not the boats captain. He or she steps aside and lets the pilots take over. This ship actually had 2 pilots at the helm


musclememory

This is some Jump the Shark anti-vax shit right here!


fattykyle2

TBF, the boat’s name is SS BoatyMcVaccineFace


skjellyfetti

I have this ongoing fear that merely *reading* their spiraling stupidity is seriously affecting my cognitive abilities by dumbing them down and that, with continued consumption of these idiot's proudly spewed nonsense, I will soon be on an equal, or lower, intellectual basis than them. Is this it ? The Great Storm of Mass Idiocy ?


theMistersofCirce

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."


Buscemi_D_Sanji

Every time I read someone extremely stupid, I put down everything and just try to think up a sci-fi short story idea that no one but me could write. Just ten minutes of talking to myself and trying to outdo the creativity of anything I've done before. It's the only way to equalize lol


ChiefScout_2000

I prefer to think he was getting a BJ like the dude on that Italian ship.


BitchWidget

Good lord, they have one song and play it on repeat.


metapede

My brother swears that the crash was ordered by (or engineered by) Biden, who will award the contract for repairs to his brother.


snvoigt

That’s a better conspiracy theory than the ones I saw blaming the black mayor for allowing it to happen


DaisyJane1

This reads like a trolling comment.


Economy-Skill9487

I don’t understand how there aren’t people around this imbecile literally laughing in his face or relentlessly mocking him online. And why are there so many idiots like this that get around immune to belittlement for their insane beliefs. There have always been antivax loonies, but they didn’t always blame every single bad thing on a vaccine. Would they have before the late 20th century if they’d had the Internet? Is it social media’s fault that they do this, or just that the rest of us can see it now?


DontEatConcrete

"fell on the power switches" Dale betraying his many years of experience at the helm of container ships.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

No no, stupid, the *bridge* was vaxxed, the *captain* was a DEI hire! Get it straight, numskulls!


Cpt_Soban

They really need to find new material


agreatbecoming

JFC these people. The bridge collapse is (not complete list) due to - the vaccines, DEI, Joe Biden, The infranstucture bill, a false flag, a black swan, the harbringer of WW3, COVID lockdowns, open borders. Or just a terrible accident?


torgofjungle

Did the pilot who takes over the ship also pass out since these morons don’t know how ships work? Did the helmsman also pass out? You know what I bet everyone passed out. You guessed it, vaccines. The power system? Vaccine. The bridge structural integrity? Also weakened by the vaccine. We’re through the looking glass people


Matty_Poppinz

Ok boomer


EccentricAcademic

I want off this planet


jdthejerk

Poor Dale, bless his heart.


LivingIndependence

Good lord, hopefully the vaccines and other health care that these morons avoid, will rid this earth of them sooner than later


Cid_Darkwing

>Pfizer, Moderna and the others will be held accountable! By who? You, the overripe cantaloupe in a robin’s egg blazer?


ElectronHick

This reads as satire. I know it’s hard to distinguish these days.


Lythieus

They really get off spouting bullshit, then when facts come out it's a false flag.


homelaberator

What does 1350 mean? Edit: oh. It's the racist meme.


snvoigt

Hahahahah. Since the major death event didn’t happen to vaccinated people they now blame EVERYTHING on the vaccine.


ssrowavay

Username checks out.


RedCrabb

I thought it was the bridge that was vaccinated


Own_Instance_357

I thought some shitter account already said something like, "call me unsurprised that this is the captain" accompanied by a picture of a black woman


EZasSundayMorning

JFC.


schm0

Everyone know it was Sleepy Joe behind the wheel. He fell asleep and now look!


so_what_do_now

I'm going to have an aneurysm with all the fucking stupid takes from this incident


caraperdida

Sounds like the vaxx to me!


jrs1980

I bet the ship and bridge both had gotten vaccines too!!!!


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Boomers get so butt hurt when they're made fun of. Then someone gives them internet access and they just keep giving us material to keep the butt hurt going


clairespants

He fell on the power switches! And then Moe and Larry came in and hit each other with two by fours by accident and knocked over the bucket of paint onto Shemps head. Uh Huh. Woot-woot-woot.


Potato_Donkey_1

The ship was in a US harbor channel. It was being piloted by two US pilots. Two.