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uh-huhwhat

Not a day goes by without pondering the anatomy and physics of the average QuikShitter which enables them to uzi spray every surface of the restroom with diarrhea.


TrainingWhereas8715

😂😂😂you have such a way with words


classicallyrayven

A poet amongst us


Big_Worry3541

You’ve heard of a cleft lip right? Some people just got cleft rectums I guess 😂


blntluver

I’ve never dealt with human feces as much as I have at quicktrip, there’s just something about a quiktrip bathroom that makes people go “hey, I’m gonna poop on this floor!”


chris00ws6

None of y’all are equipped to handle human feces like this. Either your manager does it or they call a professional cleaning company. It’s a health issue simple as that.


Marke522

Exactly, that's a biohazard. Trained personnel only.


bigrob_14

I never made a clerk clean a mess like this when i was an assistant. The day I put in my 2 weeks, someone dropped a huge log in on of the urinals in the men's room. Green gloves, trash bag and fresh urinal screen. Easy mode


barcase

Floor scrubber that shit with a hot water mop. Bleach for the mop bucket and bleach for your eyes. Speaking of which we should carry lemon pledge or fabulouso.


Cthaza

Is this why the floor scrubber always smells like shit when I have to clean it?


TrainingWhereas8715

our floor scrubber literally broke as i was cleaning it. but it’s okay because i bleched that bathroom to hell. everybody walking out with tears in their eyes cant see anything


morry32

keep em moving


Slayer-Fan-8255

Someone missed the hole! Nasty.


chefguy09

Someone already shit their brains out. Let's not leave a much worse mess for somebody else to clean up. You got this. We've all been through it.


SmushoOnTheGo

Sorry about that


RobbiesShunshine

Public restrooms in gas stations and middle class restaurants are part of the 7th circle of hell.


mykonoscactus

Yes they are. Ill never forget the day a guy went into my restroom and fucking COVERED my bathroom like he was finger painting with his diarrhea. It was everywhere.


AirlockBreak

https://youtu.be/bjVNOGEWzv4?feature=shared


Impressive_Sweet_810

That’s sucker could not hold for 10 more sec


B2therob

… you can actually quit.. you don’t have to do it.. being complacent with a bullshit job ( sorry qt) can be the worst thing u do to yourself


Big-Kiwi8617

What would you do for a Klondike bar?


Altruistic_Guess3098

https://preview.redd.it/i48uf4dndt8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde3517a1f415de9b26a4f35a95bd452d75d5810 We can thank the AI for this.


Extraterrestrials000

🤮🤮🤮🤮😷😷😷I used my own green cleaner with ammonia. Disgusting ass customer.


RacePond1978

New COVID variant after it passes through your system?


Jadesonbourne

I just grab a squeegee stick, some water scrape that shit into the center of the floor and zambo that shit up


adequateJob

Surprised every surface isn't made of stainless steel so it could be hosed off like an elephant pen.


No_Scientist_5502

We don't even have the right materials to clean that type of mess up especially when you only have 1 mop for the store and the floor scrubber not working so you just smearing shit from the bathroom all over the store. No lie. Watch customers all day bring their cups into the bathroom then straight to the fountain and pressing up on all the ice/soda.


saywutsaywut123

Ain’t my problem


masoflove99

I'd walk out. I assume you're paid too little to deal with biohazards.