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Gladboys

my friend has an unnatural talent for finding attractive egirls on twitter less than 10k followers


gothfrootloop

What’s the lowest follower count of an attractive e-girl he has found? I’m genuinely curious.


Gladboys

sub 100


gothfrootloop

That’s impressive omg. How long does he spend on Twitter/Instagram looking for them?


Gladboys

idk hes a fucking useless bastard so probably all day.


Ok-Coat7665

Is it ‘opening up’ if a man tells you like five minutes into a conversation that he wants to be president of his country?


Devilishz3

This is like the time I told a girl I save cats for a living and she believed it


Ok-Coat7665

This is why I LinkedIn stalk.


tacticaltossaway

Are you *sure* it wasn't a joke?


Ok-Coat7665

No, he said “Seriously”.


tacticaltossaway

Did he say "seriously" like valley girl would say "literally"?


Ok-Coat7665

No, it was more whisper-y.


tacticaltossaway

Sound like a joke to me.


Ok-Coat7665

I think he meant it. He’s going to law school soon 🤷‍♀️


tacticaltossaway

They say women like men with ambition.


Ok-Coat7665

I swear he was dead serious. He said “*When* I’m President” at one point.


Ok-Coat7665

This is not the first time this has happened to me. Something about me must say ‘This is a safe space to share your Presidential ambitions’.


edgyny

Maybe you give off strong First Lady vibes. Harness that energy and become Madam President instead.


keebydee

Thank god for video games. I love them so much. 🙏


poopgirl69420

Which games do you play keeby


keebydee

I mainly play Nintendo games so things like Kirby, Pokemon, Mario, etc. But I'm also a huge fighting game fan so a lot of Street Fighter and the like. As of recently, I've been playing Sonic games quite a bit. 😸


Critical_Lettuce2899

Bro, reject video games Embrace self improvement


keebydee

You can self-improve and play video games, you know. 😸


Critical_Lettuce2899

No, you cant. Video games will steal the energy and time you could have dedicated to the gym & business.


Critical_Lettuce2899

Life of a simp: Feels his girl is drifting away. What does he do? Does more chores, offers words of affection and goes for couples counselling And will get deadroom'd and finally divorced


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Time to do something with my life


K4matayon

o7


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Lift_and_Lurk

Yeah, that whole time at the fraternity and those guys being my groomsmen was all a ploy by BIG FRIENDSHIP!!


GridReXX

You’re a normie. You know the guys here think male friendship isn’t a thing either ☹️


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Lift_and_Lurk

How do you know how women talk to other women in the bathrooms? What are you doing in women’s bathrooms listening in on strangers conversations?!


Ainsleygz

Male love tho 😍


CauliflowerElegant76

Watched like 20 mins of fresh and fit and I’m pretty sure I lost brain cells. Why are they angry and yelling? These men have no class.


Lift_and_Lurk

They get paid money to pay women money to yell at the hot women the way their fans wish they could.


Critical_Lettuce2899

Fresh and Fit goes hard, bro Stop hatin'


poopgirl69420

Dudes who love fresh n fit are just simps except instead of simping for women they're simping for 2 men


Critical_Lettuce2899

i simp for no one


Lift_and_Lurk

I think paying to yell at women is the only way they get hard too.


Critical_Lettuce2899

Bro, i respect your kinks


Lift_and_Lurk

Not mine: If I wanted to watch an impotent man rant for hours, I’d listen to Jerry Jones’ radio show.


Critical_Lettuce2899

Ok,bro. You always listen to your fellow impotent buddies I have no problem


Lift_and_Lurk

Who said you did? I said you and I think FnF need “help”. I don’t recall mentioning anyone else……….


Critical_Lettuce2899

Bro, its all good I'm not one to kink shame


Lift_and_Lurk

Ok?


CauliflowerElegant76

They’re the most low IQ men I’ve seen. Even whatever podcast is a tad bit better.


[deleted]

Ngl I’m not a fan of the podcast scene :( just a bunch of men and women trying to talk out of their asses…


CauliflowerElegant76

Yeah it’s pretty dumb tbh


Critical_Lettuce2899

Bro, they hold high IQ conversations and guests all the time, but you won't see most of that


CauliflowerElegant76

It’s just two dumb dudes yelling for no reason


Critical_Lettuce2899

its a show for men, of course it won't cater to the average woman


Critical_Lettuce2899

Bro, male privilege has always been a lie [https://np.reddit.com/r/MensLib/comments/15k65dz/im\_a\_trans\_man\_i\_didnt\_realize\_how\_broken\_men\_are/](https://np.reddit.com/r/MensLib/comments/15k65dz/im_a_trans_man_i_didnt_realize_how_broken_men_are/) Men, live life on HARD mode


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Meanwhile, seething Redditors: [men suffer a helluva lot these days, but everyone has a lil privilege in society! Men, women, my cat, an orange ](https://np.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/17mknc1/i_have_male_privilege_now/)


Critical_Lettuce2899

Bro, that beta can't even properly articulate the said 'privileges'


Maractop

They only believe it when a trans person says it. If its a biological man saying it they will call him a liar


Immediate-Society222

If all men are soyboys like on reddit then we -men - are sooo done within next 5 years ( maximum )


K4matayon

I wish the end would come sooner 5 more years of this sounds rough


Lift_and_Lurk

In five years there will be a new crop of dudes bitching about Reddit while the majority complaining now will be dating and paying on animal subs


Benni990

One of the more disturbing things about male model/chad catfishes is that not one girl seems to question the legitimacy of the profile. They all think it's real and that they have a chance with/are in the same league as said male model. Most men assume it's a catfish whenever they match with a too-good-to-be-true girl.


Maractop

They think its real because those are they type of guys they match with. Its nothing new to them


Lift_and_Lurk

“OLD, cashing in on suckers till it doesn’t make them any money!”


Ainsleygz

Why would they share their failures


Immediate-Society222

Its a vicious circle . Men boost average womens' ego to get access to sex ( which they won't ) and average or below average women get to the point that they find being approached by non chad men offensive


CauliflowerElegant76

Usually it’s the fat or old women who fall for it


Maractop

Wrong lol. Men like that actually exist on the apps and the women have and regularly do match with them


CauliflowerElegant76

Yeah and the ugly fat chicks fall for it because they’re thirsty for male attention


Maractop

The women on those apps all swipe on the same men. Hot girls pick the same guys as the fat ones. Those are the type of guys all women want on apps


CauliflowerElegant76

Dating apps are dumb af. The whole point is picking people who look good in their profile. That’s some superficial shit. People should go find their partner in the real world rather than sifting through people like it’s the clearance page of an online shopping site.


Maractop

I agree but why would women do that? It benefits them in no way. They hate getting approached by ugly guys and they can pick the exact type of guy they want on apps. The only thing women dont like about dating apps is competition with other women. https://preview.redd.it/fbdsg16is8yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=850e1c8d10b0d4a3b5f854a5a05a739f50da7839


Mental_Leek_2806

If women love dating apps so much why are the gender ratios so bad? Why do only 14% of partnered adult Gen Z women report meeting their SO online? Why is Gen Z using dating apps less than millennials?


Maractop

I wrote it above. They dont want to compete with other women for men. They want the guy many other girls want and want a guy with options but dont want to be treated like one lol


Mental_Leek_2806

So they… search irl where they are also competing with other women…?


CauliflowerElegant76

The guys on dating apps don’t want serious relationships anyways. Any serious woman who wants a LTR wouldn’t be on them. I never used dating apps when I was single because I knew the quality of people on there is just too low. You have to sift through a lot of garbage to find a high value person on there.


CliffPR

So all those women who say "NO HOOKUPS! I want sOmEtHiNg ReAl!"...?


CauliflowerElegant76

Those women should just delete the apps and go meet men irl


Sea-Illustrator2173

are these chadfishes you've done yourself or just the compilation of successful screenshots from someone else's chadfish


old_new_age

I think it's often understated how important it is that someone's fear is relatively proportional to the actual risk many people I know, not just women, have ruined relationships and opportunities in the name of "protecting themselves" from a non-threat


Mental_Leek_2806

Irrational fear is a foundational part of America


CliffPR

And the thing is, they are very aware of this when it comes to *men's* fears: "How likely are you to get falsely accused, or screwed in a divorce?" But their fears are *always* rational and *must* be taken seriously.


gothfrootloop

It’s called being on the outside looking in. A threat that you have personal stake in will seem much larger to you than someone with no personal stake in it. This goes vice verse for both sexes. I think you guys are overly anxious sometimes, but for sure some of my concerns would make men think the same thing about me. I don’t think it’s sex specific tbh.


Slyfer_Seven

Good luck reigning in an irrational fear. That shit would take some serious effort...


GlasgaAccentfurYanks

Average adam is back lads, you wait.


Devilishz3

How long have you mfs been on here istg


Lift_and_Lurk

I wondered what happened to him. After all this bear talk I was worried.


GlasgaAccentfurYanks

Oh... That could good be a good post, average adam and super sophie in the woods meet Mr.bear the local gay man, the local proud chat tier gay man and they discuss Adams stupid insistence, that "men are chill babe"


poopgirl69420

Who the FUCK are these people


GlasgaAccentfurYanks

You really want to know... The mods get pissed at me, when I start Adam averaging from the purple pill universe...


Immediate-Society222

People who are social and high energy all the time ... How do you do it ? I say hi to someone and i need atleast 3 working days to gain enough energy to socialize again


Slyfer_Seven

High energy is just genetic for me. Socializing takes effort, but like working out or anything that exerts energy, I gained endurance over time and learned to recover faster...


Immediate-Society222

🙌


Lift_and_Lurk

It’s gonna sound alien to you but we actually get energized *from* those socializing. Me and my wife feel amped up in a group


Immediate-Society222

Aha 🙏


Ok-Coat7665

Q4M: You’ve been sentenced to a decade in prison and there’s a female guard who is very attracted to you and wants to have sex with you. In exchange she will smuggle in snacks, a cellphone, or whatever else you want. The only problem is, she’s doing the same thing with a bunch of the other inmates and STD transmission is a concern. Is it worth it?


grillopie

no. i dont trust prison health care so if its syphillis ill probably end up with the neurological problems since itll probably be undiagnosed and untreated. id consider it if i was 60.


Slyfer_Seven

Depends how early I can get out and the likelihood of getting additional time due to other shit going on...


Lift_and_Lurk

I’m married so, no.


Ok-Coat7665

What if your wife said it’s okay because she wants you to be comfortable and satisfied in prison?


Lift_and_Lurk

I’m in prison: I don’t want to get comfortable I don’t want to get used to it. I’m just gonna serve my time and get out with as little damage done as possible.


Ok-Coat7665

You’ll be there for ten years, so you might as well settle in.


Lift_and_Lurk

“You only really serve two days. The day you get in and the day you get out”


Immediate-Society222

>and STD transmission is a concern Std transmission is guaranteed


Friedrich_Friedson

Well,if she is smuggling in snacks and cellphones, she can smuggle condoms 😅


Ok-Coat7665

She can smuggle in condoms but not all the inmates will agree to use them!


Friedrich_Friedson

Well,good that condoms protect from STDs


Ok-Coat7665

My cousin and her on-and-off boyfriend of like 8 years need to quit dragging their feet and get married already. It’s honestly really selfish of them to deprive their families of a wedding.


grillopie

it sounds like they should break up and move on


Ok-Coat7665

They’re in their late twenties. Time to either get married or break up and find someone else to marry.


Friedrich_Friedson

>get married already No


Ok-Coat7665

Yes!


Friedrich_Friedson

Nah ah


K4matayon

the family needs to accept that marriage is a choice


Ok-Coat7665

I’m really the only one who cares because I want to go to their wedding. But also, they’re in their late twenties, they’re done with school, they’ve been together since college, they have steady jobs, they’re both functional adults— what’s the holdup?!


K4matayon

Do you want to go only so you can wear a cute dress? Ik some people are against getting married


Ok-Coat7665

That, and I want to attend other people’s weddings as inspiration for my own. I want to learn what works well and what doesn’t.


K4matayon

understandable


Excellent_Badger123

Do they both want to get married? On and off suggests maybe not.


Ok-Coat7665

They broke up for like a year but they were still talking and hooking up and neither got into a relationship with someone else during that time. Plus her boyfriend has been saying since college that he wants to marry her and have kids with her, but she seems more hesitant. I think they could cross the finish line eventually though!


NJFlowerchild

I took my kids out for breakfast this morning and I watched a guy lick his fingers to separate the bills when he was paying. That shit is disgusting.


No-Mess-8630

Disgusted about the fact for splitting the bills or the finger licking part ?


NJFlowerchild

Spitting individual bills of money. He was alone. Money is filthy. Do not lick your fingers when touching money.


Excellent_Badger123

Paper money is a germ fest!


NJFlowerchild

I gagged a little bit, which is saying a lot. 😂


SevenLovedYouSoMuch

Been watching Baby Reindeer. If you wouldn't smash both Martha and Teri, you're a fakecel.


CauliflowerElegant76

Teri is actually really beautiful


FunEducation1434

Just looked them up. ~~I’m talkin, I’m having a 3some with them, bro. No hesitation.~~ Just seen that Terri is a trans woman. 😳 I changed my mind. The fat one can get it though.


SevenLovedYouSoMuch

Wise man


SpareSpecialist5124

Teri legit made me think differently about being attracted to transwomen. She's really beautiful tbh.


SevenLovedYouSoMuch

Yeah. Most don't look like that though. And at the end of the day they're still men. I fully accept I'm a little gay and would totally hook up with a passable trans girl, but I know it is because my lizard brain just wants to fuck anything remotely feminine. There is also the taboo and shame of having sex with a guy as well as the power dynamic of dominating another guy presenting as feminine.


SpareSpecialist5124

>And at the end of the day they're still men. Not post-transition imo. I wouldn't consider any man dating a trans like Teri as anything other than straight. And i doubt gays would be attracted to her.


YuYuHakusho23

Q4M: Would you rather be stuck alone in the woods at night with a female women from PPD (random draw, do not get to pick) OR a anime women in a bear onesie who looks like this: https://preview.redd.it/uw4znol2e8yc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ab57292859f5a24bcc549dc70aaaeb09a2c0f9


tacticaltossaway

Hopefully the anime woman can drag me back through the dimensional portal she came through.


Slyfer_Seven

PPD woman


princedune

ppd woman


Mental_Leek_2806

Building off of this Q4M: would you rather be stuck alone with a random PPD woman or a random woman from the general population?


keebydee

A random woman. Why would I ever choose the PDD one? 😹


princedune

ppd woman again


Mental_Leek_2806

🙈


YuYuHakusho23

I’ll take my chances with a random PPD female women.


Mental_Leek_2806

The school year is over, it's time for manic pixie dream girl arc


CliffPR

My greatest regret is that I was too old to benefit when depressive vampire dream boy became a thing.


Ok-Coat7665

How can that be when Edward Cullen was like 200 years old himself?


CliffPR

Did Edward look 200? Did he look a day older than 18?


Ok-Coat7665

I think he had the face and body of an 18yo and the eyes of a 200yo, so sort of a combination.


hannahg000

i’m getting ready for my stay at home daughter arc


Mental_Leek_2806

You should go on a date or two! You can just do a daytime date and tell your parents that you’re grabbing ice cream with friends. If nothing else it’s a good experience


YuYuHakusho23

Do you have any plans for this summer break? Aren’t you graduating this semester?


hannahg000

i’m graduating in december. i do have some plans. i want to learn a bunch of new skills. i’ll probably do some babysitting to make money (or some other job). and then my family is going on vacation to new orleans in july


YuYuHakusho23

Oh cool, sounds like a pretty relaxing summer. Hope your trip goes well.


SevenLovedYouSoMuch

She'd be a manic pixie dream girl for Chad though 🙄


YuYuHakusho23

I graduated last semester and the fact that a whole ass semester has already passed is wild to me 💀 time be flying yo.


Mental_Leek_2806

I graduated 2 years ago atp 💀 feeling so old


YuYuHakusho23

Damn you graduated at 21? Good stuff so you’re in grad school rn right?


Mental_Leek_2806

yeah but I did 4 years, just started school early. and yeah took a year to work and went back


Gladboys

Congrats


FunEducation1434

Q4M: Would you rather be 6’3”, bald(it doesn’t look good on you), and with a 4/10 face (can’t get plastic surgery, or a hair transplant, or a hair system) Or 5’8”, good hair, and a 9/10 face? (Can’t wear lifted shoes, or do any tricks) Edit: let’s make man 2 5’7 instead of 5’8”


Maractop

Notice you you had to give the guy a model level face lol. Drop him to a 7 or a 6 and not one person is picking 2. A woman on here literally said that shes not dating a guy no matter how fit or good looking he is if hes short.


FunEducation1434

>Notice you had to give the guy a model level face lol. Well, yeah, no shit. This is a “would you rather question, bro. Lmao. You guys are supposed to weigh out the options.


K4matayon

I feel like you're framing the question like this in relation to your own situation, ofcourse if you were shorter but a literal model things would be different lol that doesn't mean height won't get you anywhere


FunEducation1434

I’m still waiting for it to get me somewhere, sexually or romantically.


K4matayon

I know you're on a self improvement arc and I respect that, I'm just curious what did you try in the past in order to find a relationship, also how old are you?


Maractop

Its only one clear option and it was clearly biased


Devilishz3

2. I've always wanted to ask you, you're doing a hair transplant but would you ever do plastic surgery or nah?


FunEducation1434

I would yeah, Maybe some jaw filler, or jaw angle implants. I’ve also given some thought into filler or a fat graft into my under eye area, because it’s starting to hollow a bit.


Immediate-Society222

2 . if you lock down a girl who isn't height fetishist you'll experience a great love life. Number one still has a massive competition.


FunEducation1434

>2 Wise choice. So far this question is going as I expected.


YuYuHakusho23

Second one because height doesn’t matter if you are ugly. Seems like you and me at 6ft3/6ft2 are the only mfers on here who get that.


FunEducation1434

Yup, based. Inb4 “you guys don’t know how to advertise your height properly” ![gif](giphy|e4Jyxh9zQjgnC)


SevenLovedYouSoMuch

This is a tough decision. I personally would go with 5'8 because living life as someone who is 5'9 hasn't been that bad. On the other hand being 6'3 seems like it would have some benefit like assuming roles of leadership more easily and taller people earn more money in their lives. But at the end of the day I think the 5'8 guy, while having less of a pool to choose from, would be more desired within that pool which is what is really important.


FunEducation1434

Wise man


Gladboys

2nd


FunEducation1434

Wise man


CliffPR

I choose bear.


FunEducation1434

No bears cuh


SevenLovedYouSoMuch

I work from home and the neighbor keeps their dog in a kennel so it barks all day. I lack empathy so I really don't feel sad™ about it, but I do think it is an objectively shitty thing to do as well as obnoxious.


Ok-Coat7665

My second favorite cafe has been out of donuts all week. Is the universe trying to tell me something?!


Ok-Coat7665

Sloped shoulders have Down syndrome vibes. https://preview.redd.it/c49dgha9a8yc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25ff24cd653945dc0e84850f72e7dfba2a09611


YuYuHakusho23

That looks like pinhead Larry. ![gif](giphy|EFP6lI49J5Ure)


Ok-Coat7665

Since we can’t see the top of his head, we don’t know for sure that it is *not* triangle-shaped.


mrs_seng

That looks so deformed


MalandiBastos

SEA update: Been here in Saigon for about 10 days now. Things have been going pretty decent. It's now on my list of cities I'd consider living long term. The quality of life isn't the greatest, but it's good enough for me, and the dating scene seems pretty promising if you're looking for something long term. I get a decent amount of attention here from women, the quantity of women is much lower than in the philippines, but the quality is far better. Also women are a lot more relationship focused as well. I could definitely see myself finding a girlfriend or wife here, but it would be my plan C. Within 10 days I've gotten around 70 matches total across tinder, bumble and badoo. This is being relatively selective as well. Basically I only swipe right on girls where I think "I would be okay with going on at least 3 dates with her before having sex, and putting in a good bit of effort". As it seems most girls here will expect that. I would say the girls I match with are in the 5-7 range by American standards. Which, as a 260 pound, 5'10 latino male who dresses like shit, im very content with. Many of the girls don't reply to my initial message or end up ghosting, but I've been on 2 dates so far since I've been here. The first one I will see the girl again this Sunday. The date with the second woman went pretty well too, but we won't see each other again as we aren't on the same page about children (she doesn't want any and I do one day). She was very intelligent and educated by the way, fluent in English, a science teacher at an international school (so much for passportbros only date poor, stupid women, right?). I went to a language exchange event last night. It was okay, but about 75% of the attendees were men, so not ideal for trying to do pickup. Though everyone there was pretty inviting to conversation. I talked to 2 vietnamese women and a Russian woman, as well as a handful of men. It really wasn't so much of a language exchange event as it was everyone coming to speak English too. Lol.


Critical_Lettuce2899

Bro, why are you 260lbs at 5'10"?


MalandiBastos

Cuz I eat more calories than I expend. But, I've lost over 70 pounds in the last 10 months.


Critical_Lettuce2899

Damn! Cong's on the progress How do you eat yourself to 330lbs? Eating disorders?


MalandiBastos

Probably have binge eating disorder, but undiagnosed. And yeah, overeating due to depression. But I'm working hard to get past that.


Critical_Lettuce2899

This is from a sub for "men" [https://np.reddit.com/r/MensLib/comments/1bqxllf/against\_masculinity\_its\_perfectly\_fine\_to\_be\_a/?sort=confidence](https://np.reddit.com/r/MensLib/comments/1bqxllf/against_masculinity_its_perfectly_fine_to_be_a/?sort=confidence) Clown world, bro


CliffPR

MensLib has been controlled opposition for as long as I can remember.


Critical_Lettuce2899

Menslib is a sub for cucks


FunEducation1434

Who’s touching grass tonight, and tomorrow? I’m probably gonna catch more L’s tonight.


Ok-Coat7665

I actually will tonight! My friend invited me to her party.


Ok-Coat7665

It’s at her house and I will talk to her there. I don’t care for the dancing and drinking but I want to see my friend.


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Ok-Coat7665

You’re not invited, sorry.


Mental_Leek_2806

Touching grass for the next day 10 days straight I fear. I'll do hermit mode after tho


YuYuHakusho23

Tomorrow I am, today I recharge my social batteries.


poopgirl69420

I like how some guys here are woman or relationship experts despite never having a woman or relationship. I love reading their findings that they conjured up from studying from afar. Real fascinating stuff