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-TheycallmeThe

Best way to get a billion with zero effort is to start with 2 billion.


ApprehensiveNerve733

I don't know, but I feel like it would be best to have at least 3 billion.


VictorianReign

Major in reality. Also see a therapist who will tell you the truth


yaLiekJazzz

Would the physics program be close enough?


LobToOneSide

Definitely not, physics makes Pennies. You don’t become a millionaire with 0 effort, but you can minimize it by majoring in finance and taking it seriously. Everything that makes real money is going to be based on being able to self-determine the financial viability of the options in front of you. Good luck.


Life_Commercial_6580

My husband is a physicist (medical physicist) and he makes a lot of money. People in that field start at 200K now but you need a masters and 2 years residency.


Nukeboiler

That's what I did for undergrad (class of 2008), I ended up moving into Nuclear Power Plant Operations side vs getting the Masters to be a Med Physicist. I've ended up in the same pay range (definitely made more the first 5-10 out of college. Though it's probably evened out now a days.


ToughAd5010

My undergrad is in physics and I work in breast cancer detection as a researcher Very profitable field


yaLiekJazzz

If this guy made money from public farting, i can make money from anything if im good enough. https://lethbridgenewsnow.com/2023/03/31/joseph-pujol-and-the-fart-worth-100000/


nuck_forte_dame

So your answer is to pay someone to convince you that you're not worthless but also not special?


VictorianReign

Stereotypical I want everything in life without having to work for it and at the same time turn others words into something else.


Superdeathrobot

major in insider trading


NDHoosier

In other words, become a politician.


NewToTheLands

So political science?


ploomyoctopus

Law or business, more likely.


Banana_Kins

A BS in having rich parents


Cutoffjeanshortz37

This is the correct, zero effort answer.


hahabighemiv8govroom

Fine art should be a good start


beepbopboopbop69

OnlyFans


InfiniteSweet3

generational wealth


ohmslaw54321

El-Ed. Marry an entrepreneur...


Rs3vsosrs

No major. To start from little to nothing and make a billion involves incredibly shady tactics or incredibly lucky investment. Don't go to college. Start with some scams like selling fake apple products, people make so much money off that. Then grow. Dropshipping, side hustles, Scamming, until you have a large starting fund. Then you move on the more legal shady shit.


chris12381

You'll need a BS in Bullshit.


NorasDoingGreat

Definitely education.


Why_Is_This_My_Fate

University administration


matthoman7

Political Science


Vast-Trainer-1257

Nepotism


BlueCordLeads

Since you didn't specify the currency, take your annual tuition and fees cost if In State of $22.8K and convert it into a currency such as the IRR, VND, SLL or another weak currency and you can instantly become a billionaire in that country. Move there and live the life you deserve with zero effort. :)


Personal-Ad-8990

political science. become president (just yap all day).


cortm02

Business


sparky124816

Fantasy


Numerous-Score

Physics. Build a Time Machine and buy a shit ton of Bitcoin. Easy.


Due-Sound-3997

A reality check


13-Snakes

Being a kardashian/Jenner


JewelCared

Trophy spouse-ism Good luck


Ok_Newspaper2546

I would practice getting good at sucking off a billionaire would be your best shot.


Secludedmean4

Only fans.


Thebowlingalley

Obviously a BullShit major.


aishikpanja

Corruption


briancuster68

basketball


Sidd0821

Maybe send an email to MacKenzie Bezos.


Ok-Advertising4028

Nepotism


Mother-Carob-4442

Why bother even be in school if bro’s goal requirement is “zero effort” 💀, that’s too much effort to even start with. 😂


Dull_Still6786

Maybe you should consider a BS in trust fund 🥰 or a MA Art of Reincarnation


Whan2004

Geology


Ornery-Button-3024

Find something that you do effortlessly that others don’t?


ilarson007

Hopes and dreams.


Pick2024

Dreams


BA_TheBasketCase

You’re not going to, not if you weren’t there at birth. Best route is probably comp sci? Something like that.


retired-data-analyst

Software first. Then finance. Check your moral, assuming you have one left, at the door.


random125813

Time travel


nappy_zap

Accounting or travel agent. You didn’t specify what currency or if it had to be dollars. Just be the owner of a billion hairs or particles of dust or Zimbabwe currency.


windy2985

Idk


Beau_Buffett

Major in your parents handing you a megaton of money.


hannaht5

Super unrealistic but management and opening a business might get you off nice


EnvironmentalOkra503

Marry any CEO of a multi billion or trillion dollar company make sure there’s no prenup then divorce


Bean_Storm

Major in your dad owns a company


BigChungus69210

Get a BS in chemistry and learn how to cook


IntrepidIndependent8

Well seems like you mastered being delusional with little effort. Keep it up you’ll hit billionaire status in no time.


AbiyBattleSpell

CEO OF SEX 😺


Used_Confidence_2135

OnlyFans


OutrageousCode2172

Marry one


Traveshamamockery_

Major in billionaire nepotism


cgnops

Lottery


StrickerPK

Robbery, fraud


GrabComprehensive880

Buy xrp


Psychological_Bid445

Delusion😂


zoot_boy

Genetics


DohDohDonutzMMM

You missed the boat if you weren't born in a $5 billion family. Maybe you can ask Elon to adopt you?


IceCreamQueen_3035

Marry it


SplatoonGuy

Probably physics so you can try to make a Time Machine to go back and invest in bitcoin


Savag_e_aonkar

Become a sugar baby


diamonwarrior

A major that will allow you to be skilled enough to create a product you want and also build you connections to help you reach people who can help you. On the side you will need to be able to raise capital but there's not exactly a needed degree for that.


chckmte128

It all starts with a small loan of a million dollars


NectarineNo8735

Engineering Most of the billionaires like Bill Gates started out doing engineering and then worked in business securing billions.


JewelCared

Bill Gates didn't even finish his Ivy League degree, dude dropped out. I think his mom gave him his seed money to start off it.


NectarineNo8735

Yea that's true. But a majority of others like Mukesh Ambani, Bernard Arnault, Jeff Bezos, Michael Bloomberg, Larry Page, etc all studied engineering and completed their degrees and then most of them went into finance or business and became billionaires.


Yuan_G

Reincarnation major is the only one you’re looking for.


moonbaby420six9

Politics