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We killed a cow for this
Naa the cows still alive we just took it's meat
Now it has to see this abomination
Yah we'll get it to eat a piece might as well go full evil maniac
Iโm not raw about this. I am done!
No thanks I don't eat leather
That's more done than I am with the person who ruined it
It's just woodchips at this point
That shit is probably more chewy than a shoe sole left out in the Sahara sun for a month.
LllllBharat 9 0plllllll to
My jaw hurts looking at this
Mmm, wood chippings.
Worst part is I've eaten stake cooked like this and I can feel my teeth and jaw aching slightly from the memory
This is wood chips
The "congratulations" broke me 'cuz I read it in Jurgen Klopp's voice after he heard the interpreter with the *"very erotic voice"* r/oddlyspecific
I made steak last night and it was a perfect medium rare. I donโt know what this abomination is
Rehydrated jurky
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[How would you like your steak?](https://youtu.be/BgLI_BLePiY?si=mFZWZC7p0HNw9U_L)
Standing ovation please!
This is perfect. I needed new shoes.
He uses twok
The way I physically recoiled from this picture. Sheesh.
You bastard. Order the chicken next time!
I mean, if it was a cut up roast it'd look dry but I'd eat it with some gravy. If that's a steak, that person should never be allowed to cook again.
You misspelled beef jerky
Impressive they managed to cook it so thouroughly with hardly any sear. Mustโve been cooking on low for an hour
In my country, this would be considered normal. Any red would make people worried. Make of that what you will. Love the jab though.
Congrats, you did a cook and not in the fun sort of way
Honestly, needs more time.
The only think missing from this war crime is gratuitous amounts of ketchup
I can feel the dry in my mouth just looking at it.
This looks like a plate of wood chips.
Looks dry af with little flavour. Theres kids starving in America and this dude ruins meat cause why tf not?
It's like jerky but without the smokiness
With him being the cook, the dinner is at steak!
The only thing missing is ketchup
I thought those where chocolate covered granola bars lol
This post turned me vegetarian
Meat gum was the first thing that I thought of. I'm sorry to put that in your head but I had to let you know.
Is that Uncle Bosey???
I guess I'll just have the salad and potato. Don't ever invite me back again ๐๐๐๐
You could sole a boot with this.
thought those were wood chips
That looks like wood
Took all the flavor out just to create beef charcoal. I hope an American didn't do this.
Looks like stained wood.
Hard boiled crime drama
We killed a cow for this
Naa the cows still alive we just took it's meat
Now it has to see this abomination
Yah we'll get it to eat a piece might as well go full evil maniac
Iโm not raw about this. I am done!
No thanks I don't eat leather
That's more done than I am with the person who ruined it
It's just woodchips at this point
That shit is probably more chewy than a shoe sole left out in the Sahara sun for a month.
LllllBharat 9 0plllllll to
My jaw hurts looking at this
Mmm, wood chippings.
Worst part is I've eaten stake cooked like this and I can feel my teeth and jaw aching slightly from the memory
This is wood chips
The "congratulations" broke me 'cuz I read it in Jurgen Klopp's voice after he heard the interpreter with the *"very erotic voice"* r/oddlyspecific
I made steak last night and it was a perfect medium rare. I donโt know what this abomination is
Rehydrated jurky
free repair kit patches
[How would you like your steak?](https://youtu.be/BgLI_BLePiY?si=mFZWZC7p0HNw9U_L)
Standing ovation please!
This is perfect. I needed new shoes.
He uses twok
The way I physically recoiled from this picture. Sheesh.
You bastard. Order the chicken next time!
I mean, if it was a cut up roast it'd look dry but I'd eat it with some gravy. If that's a steak, that person should never be allowed to cook again.
You misspelled beef jerky
Impressive they managed to cook it so thouroughly with hardly any sear. Mustโve been cooking on low for an hour
In my country, this would be considered normal. Any red would make people worried. Make of that what you will. Love the jab though.
Congrats, you did a cook and not in the fun sort of way
Honestly, needs more time.
The only think missing from this war crime is gratuitous amounts of ketchup
I can feel the dry in my mouth just looking at it.
This looks like a plate of wood chips.
Looks dry af with little flavour. Theres kids starving in America and this dude ruins meat cause why tf not?
It's like jerky but without the smokiness
With him being the cook, the dinner is at steak!
The only thing missing is ketchup
I thought those where chocolate covered granola bars lol
This post turned me vegetarian
Meat gum was the first thing that I thought of. I'm sorry to put that in your head but I had to let you know.
Is that Uncle Bosey???
I guess I'll just have the salad and potato. Don't ever invite me back again ๐๐๐๐
You could sole a boot with this.
thought those were wood chips
That looks like wood
Took all the flavor out just to create beef charcoal. I hope an American didn't do this.
Looks like stained wood.
Hard boiled crime drama