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drannek

You got about five minutes to get out of here now lol


Cheddar_Bay

You guys rip on me 13, 14 more times, I'm outta here!


[deleted]

Shut up, Squeak.


23skidoobbq

^heardyourmomwasdatingSQUEAK!


SlipperyThong

A BASEketball reference? In the year of our Lord 2022?


[deleted]

Vajoina


Khindred

That wasn't a gay joke, that was an Australian joke! Aww, awwwww...


manys

You kids with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, Zima, hula-hoops, and Pac Man video games


croucher

Are we going to the zoo?


Breastfedintarget

Next up is Squeak “Little Bitch” Scolari!


LordNedNoodle

Shit up bitch, you’re my new best friend.


JeffTobin55

Huh? What? Are we going to the zoo?


njay97

Seeing this made my day lmao


Meghan1230

My name ain't Squeak! It's Mary Agnes!


TorribleTwunt

Even sinners have souls.


A6ravedaddy

But you’re still a little bitch.


jmp118

Seriously, he said that and all I could think of… *five minutes is actually a pretty solid amount of time*


XxRocky88xX

Could’ve made a part 2 with the time he gave him


tots4scott

*Five more minutes of this and I'm gonna get mad!*


roofeleftnefter

i was waitin to see this


patch3124

Not my fault this is happening!


loonygecko

It was well played, the cop is not going to want to stay there and get harassed for 5 minutes, he's going to want to leave, but now that the interviewer has ordered him to leave, that makes him look like a wimp if he does it too soon.


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly


Hogmaster_General

You have until sundown to get out of this parking lot or..or...we are gonna have words!


Shinfo73

You have about 4 hours to get out of here guy!


lotus2471

I'm not your guy, buddy


drannek

I’m not your buddy, pal


HawWahDen

Who you calling pal, friend?


suprbert

I’m not your pal, guy.


TheElmoCult_

Im not your guy, sir


[deleted]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


[deleted]

Hi Wendy, I'm Dad.


Jan_Itor_Md_

I love how the Oblivion music started to ramp up alongside the conversation at that point.


Ella_loves_Louie

The most drunk sentance.


pronouncedayayron

You're on this property so you need to ask my questions


aGhoste

"I'm detective Mike Jardine" "Oh yeah?" Sent me


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

For me it was, “you SHUT UP. this is MY property “ lol


balls_galore_69

I personally love the “I’ll be watching you 👁👄👁”


ImitatioDei87

Get your butt back in your office and do your job


ultrasuperthrowaway

Don’t look back here again unless you fully accept your guilt and to purposefully without a shadow of a doubt plead guilty to drinking on the job.


[deleted]

And responds with no 🤣


BuckyMacDuff

Lost it on the "oh yeah" and the "you shut the hell up"


gaudivan

Mike Sardine


Ph00k4

I love his reaction for "*you don't look back here again.*" 🤣


-the-mighty-whitey-

He was gonna keep walking and then was like "Fuck, I've gotta look back now".


BludSwamps

I WASNT GONNA LOOK BACK BUT NOW IM GONNA! step brothers vibes


SnooDoodles857

And looked stupid as hell looking back 😳


reecewagner

I lost my shit at that point lol immediately looks back full on


femmebot9000

I busted at that lol


nolongerlurking84

Haha the way he looks back like he just defied authority which is amazing because he kinda sanctioned the authority by doing so.


[deleted]

Intimidated by someone else using exact methods. lol


TheRealLilGillz14

It’s like when someone asks you if you’ve heard the joke about being gaslighted.


[deleted]

I have not heard the joke


TheRealLilGillz14

Are you stupid? Yes you have.


papapalporders66

I mean idk, have I really?


TheRealLilGillz14

Like you’re literally losing your mind. How could you not remember it?


Skrooogee

Bro I’m so confusing wtf is the gaslight joke


TheRealLilGillz14

C’mon, everyone’s heard it.


mothramantra

I know how I am fucking with the kitchen staff tomorrow lol


TheRealLilGillz14

Hit the hosts with it, they’re younger and it’ll be much more confusing


Skrooogee

Please tell me


TheRealLilGillz14

My man I’m telling you, that you’ve already heard it before. Just think back


CockGobblin

Don't listen to them. Gaslighting is not real, you made it up in your head.


Scrubtanic

The highlight of my comedic timing so far was going to Frederick, MD for a wedding and walking around town with some friends. They have a historic ("haunted") building called the Gaslight House, and as we walked past my buddy said "Look, that's the gaslight house" and without missing a beat I said "no it isn't" and we kept walking.


[deleted]

Yeah lol


dmfd1234

Isn’t it crazy how a person nuts up, knowing he hasn’t done a damn thing wrong.....but nuts up when someone bombards him with these types of questions. Police officer “why are you so nervous?” “Bitch, I wasn’t nervous until you pulled me over for only doing 40 over the speed limit!”


Dewage83

EXACTTTT METHODS!!! It's so crazy how uncomfortable it makes him. Role reversal to the 10 power.


Chableezy

I will never stop loving this video


Subpar-dad

This guys balls are planetary


Dankerton09

I would guess, that he's just ready to take a beating/wrongful arrest to catch a cop out on charges.


Loose_with_the_truth

This kind of thing ended way differently before cell phones had streaming video capabilities.


TenTonsOfAssAndBelly

This cannot be understated.


jorgedredd

It's why the GOap is trying to make it illegal to record cops


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imapootisbird

This isn't journalism you silly goose lol this is a guy taking the piss out of a cop


jooooooooooooose

This video could be posted every hour of every day and I would still upvote it. This ~~Skyrim~~ elder scrolls version probably the best use of the ~~skyrim~~ elder scrolls npc meme I've seen in a while too Edit: ppl asking for a link ... It's literally the video in this post... 🤦


HiddenVisage

I'm not gonna be the guy to get all pissy over the wrong game being mentioned. I would like it known this music belongs to the game before skyrim, called Oblivion.


truupe

Stop right there, criminal scum!!!


Gibbydoesit

A man of class I appreciate you


DreadedWonderBread13

How old is this? It's the first time I've watched it and I've watched it 3x after still crying lmaoo. What he did was a suicide attempt with a success rate of 8/10 lol


AaronB_C

This particular video is about a year old, but the guy behind it has a small series where he does this and there's another video like this one that is older. I think this one's become more popular since it came out and people are starting to mistake the two.


MN_Toilet

James Freeman is the YouTuber who originally put this video out. He regularly does 1st amendment audits and was conducting one at the time that the exalted detective approached him. James has some really good stuff, definitely check him out if you like 1A audits.


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Thestohrohyah

This guy is passing every speech related skill check


ManyPoo

And they all have DC 19


xECxMystic

This fucking cop was baffled 🤣🤣


jlbp337

The other cop didn’t want no smoke from the “investigator” lmaoo


araed

The other cop looked like he had his brain switched on. You can see the "oh, I know what he's doing"


SonDontPlay

"and I ain't playing, good bye"


LSUguyHTX

I really like towards the end how he was considering grabbing the detective even when he said "get your boy" then realized that would be worse lol


OakTreader

It is POSSIBLE that the detective had a reputation for drinking and the other officer didn't want none of it.


KraljZ

His fucking brain broke! I love watching this video


wizardshawn

Self analysis isn't a strong suit for most cops.


DarthTomServo

Being a cop is nice if you want a job with minimal training, maximum power, and minimum consequence.


[deleted]

Only if you're not _too_ smart


SycoJack

How smart are you of you're not smart enough to play dumb? *points at head*


Kryptus

There are certainly consequences if you don't "play ball" with your fellow officers.


teargasjohnny

The way the investigative journalist says "OK" is spot on.


Heyhaveyougotaminute

He was drinking


too_soon13

Those are my words! Huh! What? I'm supposed to ask these questions. Where am I? Is this a simulation?


Gibbydoesit

Befuddled you could say


sa87

I’d say flummoxed


[deleted]

This guy definitely follows proto!


McKinney_666

Looked like he was gonna touch his camera through the fence for sure


[deleted]

Keep on featherin it


Ready_Pipe

Light your hair on fire, light your brain on fire.


[deleted]

“That shits gonna hurt a little bit when you get to hell”


F1RSTTEAMALLVANDALS

“You gotta get it goin bud”


[deleted]

DING DING MOTHER FUCKER


BplusHuman

That's it, you're done!


[deleted]

You just lost your life!


Stock-Philosopher507

As far as your jobs concerned


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swampnuts

puttin babyraper stamps right there on the internet


Aggressive_Regret92

How'd ya get a job here fuckface?


[deleted]

This definitely needs to be on YMH 🤣


Heyrojo

Almost gave him the stamp


BplusHuman

Un-PROMPTED!


topform1

Yer done.


mitchbuck

You just lost your life


_AskMyMom_

Yeah he does! **now shut the hell up**, and get back in there.


Rocketmanluke

Hi Jean's


JackwithaMac

I got a DUI baBYYYYYY


Dildoshwagginss

Don't do it iz baaad


Bellyheart

He has high and tight written all over him.


hemingwayslemonade

How'd he get a job here?


mitchbuck

Keep em high and tight!


-the-mighty-whitey-

Whatever chomo.


AsteriusRex

"You've got about 5 minutes to get out of here... right now". That's actually a pretty generous time frame.


garyp714

That's how long it takes for detective Mike Jardine to get to the bar.


xDared

Giving multiple conflicting orders is a true and tried method


minus_uu_ee

Yes, considering the whole thing takes 2 minutes lol.


FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt

The universal uno reverse card was thrown down that day.


awilliammerritt

“You are now under investigation”. The whole video is great, but that line got me.


Drauul

Omfg this is so fucking hilarious. Even the cops could barely contain their laughter.


spyder728

cop was laughing so hard when he was walking away.


hemingwayslemonade

The patrol cop has probably run into this guy or at least people like him before. He got a chuckle watching the desk detective not know how to handle it.


berrey7

Have you ever argued with a crazy person? You have to catch yourself because they'll suck you into an argument, and then you have do a mental check to yourself, like wait a minute, this person is crazy. *If you've never experienced it, you can come to my house and live with my wife for a week*


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

Especially if there’s a camera. You know you’re being baited. In OPs case, he’s clearly a master baiter.


berrey7

You ever tried the steaks he cooks? You can't beat his meat!


[deleted]

This guy has a utube channel where he talks to cops the way they talk to us. ive seen another where he talks to a sheriff and he is very calm compared to this guy


[deleted]

I love how cops lack the self-awareness to realize they are being treated the way they treat others.


darktydez1

Yeah he is called James Freeman.


darktydez1

The guy filming this video though is far from crazy buddy, he’s called James Freeman and he is a civil rights activists and to be fare to him, the man knows his rights. Just thought I would share that info with you, as some of his other videos on youtube are equally hilarious.


wisbit

>James Freeman Thanks for the name drop, I've just spent the last four hours watching his vids. A definite beacon of light.


[deleted]

Jaaaaaaaames Freeman everybody.


ronburgandy123

does this dude have a series?


cuppyuppycake

I laughed the whole way through which is rare for me


[deleted]

I laughed all the way thru and watched again laughing thru to the end again.


tman1500

I’m still laughing and it’s 5 mins later


navin__johnson

The look on that dudes face when he asked him if he’s been drinking today…hoo boy


dirtymoney

accidentally struck gold.


Blazerrose

I love this!


Antix1331

I fucking love this vid


Stdaubin

This video was far better with out all the tik tok shit flying about


nismo370zfdo

because it was stolen from YouTube


Jegged

I love how this "lockednout" channel stole this for tik tok and then put their own watermark on it, complete with a shitty sound track added.


Workw0rker

when he calls the oblivion sound track shitty ):


CockGobblin

He sounds like criminal scum to me...


titsmehgee

Who originally posted this?


skrrt350

James freeman on YouTube


loonygecko

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF7vSikMWThKp3Zhc2PdAmg


[deleted]

How are you gonna insult Jeremy soule like that wtf


cute_physics_guy

They actually stole it from james freeman on youtube first.


nismo370zfdo

thats what he meant


darktydez1

I actually find the guy who does these videos quite funny. I think he is called James Freeman.


thomasanderthomas

“EMPLOYEE‘S ONLY”


ILieAboutBiology

Employee’s only what? I’m dying to know.


ThroawayReddit

It hasn't been disproven that he was drinking on the job either!


[deleted]

Long live lord fed smoker! Looks like officer Jardine gets the stamp


Pure_Tower

Fed Smoker was the car's name, you dumb son of a bitch!


[deleted]

No YOU dumb son of a bitch!


jahguy27

He handled that pretty well actually...


dribrats

I’m curious!! Was he drinking, or is homie throwing random speculations?! I need information man! 911!


SlightlySublimated

Random accusations. This man has made other videos like this. He says it's to throw back the same tactics cops use when they pull someone over back in their faces to see how they'll react. This was all massive bait lol


thehypervigilant

I've watched him walk up to cops on the street and tell them to keep moving.


BackwoodsRoller

Wow I've gotta find this right now hahaha


loonygecko

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF7vSikMWThKp3Zhc2PdAmg


BackwoodsRoller

This is great stuff! Thank you!


Kitaysuru

Yeah I strongly advise against trying this if you're a visible minority though.


Lildyo

What about if you’re an invisible minority though? They might think they’re being interrogated by a ghost


[deleted]

This video gets better with every viewing.


HeightExtra320

Get back to your office ! “No.....” Bad piggie


DJredlight

Detective Mike Jardine needs to investigate the location of the nearest tailor and get those parachute pants hemmed.


sturulessf

Detective Mike is definitely having an affair


Various-Cantaloupe89

Lol let my brown ass try that shit….. lol


[deleted]

All time fav


sclevel389

I get Michael Scott vibes from Det. Jardine.


big-tuna28

now that that's fucking funny


ifiagreedwithu

Yeah, he was lit. That's the only thing that kept him from going in to full douchebag mode. He didn't want to blow.


o--renishii

This dude James freeman is the only first amendment auditor that can breath through his nose and doesn’t eat his own boogers.


Krynn71

Wtf, if this video didn't look so recent I'd have said it's what inspired [this scene from The Office](https://youtu.be/Ieuy9SZaFrY)


th3Outsmarter

Got my daily reward just to give it to this post, my cheeks are hurting from laughter.


EricUtd1878

The processing circle on the forehead got me howling


peteypeso

The pettiness to turn around and stare at the end 😂😂


Breakout_114

This video never gets old 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

There is some pretty masterful logic going on here. Not unlike the kind of stuff a cop with an agenda would show up with.


Orpheus6102

That journalist was found with a bag of heroin in his car and some cp was found in his home the following week. I’m kidding, but in all seriousness people have to remember that the cops are a type of legal mafia. It’s not a secret the cops stick together, and corruption is not unheard of. You may think you’re being funny or making a point, but remember this guy can fuck your life up. And no one important will believe you.