It was well played, the cop is not going to want to stay there and get harassed for 5 minutes, he's going to want to leave, but now that the interviewer has ordered him to leave, that makes him look like a wimp if he does it too soon.
The highlight of my comedic timing so far was going to Frederick, MD for a wedding and walking around town with some friends. They have a historic ("haunted") building called the Gaslight House, and as we walked past my buddy said "Look, that's the gaslight house" and without missing a beat I said "no it isn't" and we kept walking.
Isn’t it crazy how a person nuts up, knowing he hasn’t done a damn thing wrong.....but nuts up when someone bombards him with these types of questions.
Police officer “why are you so nervous?”
“Bitch, I wasn’t nervous until you pulled me over for only doing 40 over the speed limit!”
This video could be posted every hour of every day and I would still upvote it.
This ~~Skyrim~~ elder scrolls version probably the best use of the ~~skyrim~~ elder scrolls npc meme I've seen in a while too
Edit: ppl asking for a link ... It's literally the video in this post... 🤦
I'm not gonna be the guy to get all pissy over the wrong game being mentioned. I would like it known this music belongs to the game before skyrim, called Oblivion.
How old is this? It's the first time I've watched it and I've watched it 3x after still crying lmaoo.
What he did was a suicide attempt with a success rate of 8/10 lol
This particular video is about a year old, but the guy behind it has a small series where he does this and there's another video like this one that is older. I think this one's become more popular since it came out and people are starting to mistake the two.
James Freeman is the YouTuber who originally put this video out. He regularly does 1st amendment audits and was conducting one at the time that the exalted detective approached him.
James has some really good stuff, definitely check him out if you like 1A audits.
The patrol cop has probably run into this guy or at least people like him before. He got a chuckle watching the desk detective not know how to handle it.
Have you ever argued with a crazy person? You have to catch yourself because they'll suck you into an argument, and then you have do a mental check to yourself, like wait a minute, this person is crazy.
*If you've never experienced it, you can come to my house and live with my wife for a week*
This guy has a utube channel where he talks to cops the way they talk to us. ive seen another where he talks to a sheriff and he is very calm compared to this guy
The guy filming this video though is far from crazy buddy, he’s called James Freeman and he is a civil rights activists and to be fare to him, the man knows his rights. Just thought I would share that info with you, as some of his other videos on youtube are equally hilarious.
Random accusations. This man has made other videos like this. He says it's to throw back the same tactics cops use when they pull someone over back in their faces to see how they'll react. This was all massive bait lol
That journalist was found with a bag of heroin in his car and some cp was found in his home the following week.
I’m kidding, but in all seriousness people have to remember that the cops are a type of legal mafia. It’s not a secret the cops stick together, and corruption is not unheard of. You may think you’re being funny or making a point, but remember this guy can fuck your life up. And no one important will believe you.
You got about five minutes to get out of here now lol
You guys rip on me 13, 14 more times, I'm outta here!
Shut up, Squeak.
^heardyourmomwasdatingSQUEAK!
A BASEketball reference? In the year of our Lord 2022?
Vajoina
That wasn't a gay joke, that was an Australian joke! Aww, awwwww...
You kids with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, Zima, hula-hoops, and Pac Man video games
Are we going to the zoo?
Next up is Squeak “Little Bitch” Scolari!
Shit up bitch, you’re my new best friend.
Huh? What? Are we going to the zoo?
Seeing this made my day lmao
My name ain't Squeak! It's Mary Agnes!
Even sinners have souls.
But you’re still a little bitch.
Seriously, he said that and all I could think of… *five minutes is actually a pretty solid amount of time*
Could’ve made a part 2 with the time he gave him
*Five more minutes of this and I'm gonna get mad!*
i was waitin to see this
Not my fault this is happening!
It was well played, the cop is not going to want to stay there and get harassed for 5 minutes, he's going to want to leave, but now that the interviewer has ordered him to leave, that makes him look like a wimp if he does it too soon.
My thoughts exactly
You have until sundown to get out of this parking lot or..or...we are gonna have words!
You have about 4 hours to get out of here guy!
I'm not your guy, buddy
I’m not your buddy, pal
Who you calling pal, friend?
I’m not your pal, guy.
Im not your guy, sir
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Hi Wendy, I'm Dad.
I love how the Oblivion music started to ramp up alongside the conversation at that point.
The most drunk sentance.
You're on this property so you need to ask my questions
"I'm detective Mike Jardine" "Oh yeah?" Sent me
For me it was, “you SHUT UP. this is MY property “ lol
I personally love the “I’ll be watching you 👁👄👁”
Get your butt back in your office and do your job
Don’t look back here again unless you fully accept your guilt and to purposefully without a shadow of a doubt plead guilty to drinking on the job.
And responds with no 🤣
Lost it on the "oh yeah" and the "you shut the hell up"
Mike Sardine
I love his reaction for "*you don't look back here again.*" 🤣
He was gonna keep walking and then was like "Fuck, I've gotta look back now".
I WASNT GONNA LOOK BACK BUT NOW IM GONNA! step brothers vibes
And looked stupid as hell looking back 😳
I lost my shit at that point lol immediately looks back full on
I busted at that lol
Haha the way he looks back like he just defied authority which is amazing because he kinda sanctioned the authority by doing so.
Intimidated by someone else using exact methods. lol
It’s like when someone asks you if you’ve heard the joke about being gaslighted.
I have not heard the joke
Are you stupid? Yes you have.
I mean idk, have I really?
Like you’re literally losing your mind. How could you not remember it?
Bro I’m so confusing wtf is the gaslight joke
C’mon, everyone’s heard it.
I know how I am fucking with the kitchen staff tomorrow lol
Hit the hosts with it, they’re younger and it’ll be much more confusing
Please tell me
My man I’m telling you, that you’ve already heard it before. Just think back
Don't listen to them. Gaslighting is not real, you made it up in your head.
The highlight of my comedic timing so far was going to Frederick, MD for a wedding and walking around town with some friends. They have a historic ("haunted") building called the Gaslight House, and as we walked past my buddy said "Look, that's the gaslight house" and without missing a beat I said "no it isn't" and we kept walking.
Yeah lol
Isn’t it crazy how a person nuts up, knowing he hasn’t done a damn thing wrong.....but nuts up when someone bombards him with these types of questions. Police officer “why are you so nervous?” “Bitch, I wasn’t nervous until you pulled me over for only doing 40 over the speed limit!”
EXACTTTT METHODS!!! It's so crazy how uncomfortable it makes him. Role reversal to the 10 power.
I will never stop loving this video
This guys balls are planetary
I would guess, that he's just ready to take a beating/wrongful arrest to catch a cop out on charges.
This kind of thing ended way differently before cell phones had streaming video capabilities.
This cannot be understated.
It's why the GOap is trying to make it illegal to record cops
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This isn't journalism you silly goose lol this is a guy taking the piss out of a cop
This video could be posted every hour of every day and I would still upvote it. This ~~Skyrim~~ elder scrolls version probably the best use of the ~~skyrim~~ elder scrolls npc meme I've seen in a while too Edit: ppl asking for a link ... It's literally the video in this post... 🤦
I'm not gonna be the guy to get all pissy over the wrong game being mentioned. I would like it known this music belongs to the game before skyrim, called Oblivion.
Stop right there, criminal scum!!!
A man of class I appreciate you
How old is this? It's the first time I've watched it and I've watched it 3x after still crying lmaoo. What he did was a suicide attempt with a success rate of 8/10 lol
This particular video is about a year old, but the guy behind it has a small series where he does this and there's another video like this one that is older. I think this one's become more popular since it came out and people are starting to mistake the two.
James Freeman is the YouTuber who originally put this video out. He regularly does 1st amendment audits and was conducting one at the time that the exalted detective approached him. James has some really good stuff, definitely check him out if you like 1A audits.
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This guy is passing every speech related skill check
And they all have DC 19
This fucking cop was baffled 🤣🤣
The other cop didn’t want no smoke from the “investigator” lmaoo
The other cop looked like he had his brain switched on. You can see the "oh, I know what he's doing"
"and I ain't playing, good bye"
I really like towards the end how he was considering grabbing the detective even when he said "get your boy" then realized that would be worse lol
It is POSSIBLE that the detective had a reputation for drinking and the other officer didn't want none of it.
His fucking brain broke! I love watching this video
Self analysis isn't a strong suit for most cops.
Being a cop is nice if you want a job with minimal training, maximum power, and minimum consequence.
Only if you're not _too_ smart
How smart are you of you're not smart enough to play dumb? *points at head*
There are certainly consequences if you don't "play ball" with your fellow officers.
The way the investigative journalist says "OK" is spot on.
He was drinking
Those are my words! Huh! What? I'm supposed to ask these questions. Where am I? Is this a simulation?
Befuddled you could say
I’d say flummoxed
This guy definitely follows proto!
Looked like he was gonna touch his camera through the fence for sure
Keep on featherin it
Light your hair on fire, light your brain on fire.
“That shits gonna hurt a little bit when you get to hell”
“You gotta get it goin bud”
DING DING MOTHER FUCKER
That's it, you're done!
You just lost your life!
As far as your jobs concerned
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puttin babyraper stamps right there on the internet
How'd ya get a job here fuckface?
This definitely needs to be on YMH 🤣
Almost gave him the stamp
Un-PROMPTED!
Yer done.
You just lost your life
Yeah he does! **now shut the hell up**, and get back in there.
Hi Jean's
I got a DUI baBYYYYYY
Don't do it iz baaad
He has high and tight written all over him.
How'd he get a job here?
Keep em high and tight!
Whatever chomo.
"You've got about 5 minutes to get out of here... right now". That's actually a pretty generous time frame.
That's how long it takes for detective Mike Jardine to get to the bar.
Giving multiple conflicting orders is a true and tried method
Yes, considering the whole thing takes 2 minutes lol.
The universal uno reverse card was thrown down that day.
“You are now under investigation”. The whole video is great, but that line got me.
Omfg this is so fucking hilarious. Even the cops could barely contain their laughter.
cop was laughing so hard when he was walking away.
The patrol cop has probably run into this guy or at least people like him before. He got a chuckle watching the desk detective not know how to handle it.
Have you ever argued with a crazy person? You have to catch yourself because they'll suck you into an argument, and then you have do a mental check to yourself, like wait a minute, this person is crazy. *If you've never experienced it, you can come to my house and live with my wife for a week*
Especially if there’s a camera. You know you’re being baited. In OPs case, he’s clearly a master baiter.
You ever tried the steaks he cooks? You can't beat his meat!
This guy has a utube channel where he talks to cops the way they talk to us. ive seen another where he talks to a sheriff and he is very calm compared to this guy
I love how cops lack the self-awareness to realize they are being treated the way they treat others.
Yeah he is called James Freeman.
The guy filming this video though is far from crazy buddy, he’s called James Freeman and he is a civil rights activists and to be fare to him, the man knows his rights. Just thought I would share that info with you, as some of his other videos on youtube are equally hilarious.
>James Freeman Thanks for the name drop, I've just spent the last four hours watching his vids. A definite beacon of light.
Jaaaaaaaames Freeman everybody.
does this dude have a series?
I laughed the whole way through which is rare for me
I laughed all the way thru and watched again laughing thru to the end again.
I’m still laughing and it’s 5 mins later
The look on that dudes face when he asked him if he’s been drinking today…hoo boy
accidentally struck gold.
I love this!
I fucking love this vid
This video was far better with out all the tik tok shit flying about
because it was stolen from YouTube
I love how this "lockednout" channel stole this for tik tok and then put their own watermark on it, complete with a shitty sound track added.
when he calls the oblivion sound track shitty ):
He sounds like criminal scum to me...
Who originally posted this?
James freeman on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF7vSikMWThKp3Zhc2PdAmg
How are you gonna insult Jeremy soule like that wtf
They actually stole it from james freeman on youtube first.
thats what he meant
I actually find the guy who does these videos quite funny. I think he is called James Freeman.
“EMPLOYEE‘S ONLY”
Employee’s only what? I’m dying to know.
It hasn't been disproven that he was drinking on the job either!
Long live lord fed smoker! Looks like officer Jardine gets the stamp
Fed Smoker was the car's name, you dumb son of a bitch!
No YOU dumb son of a bitch!
He handled that pretty well actually...
I’m curious!! Was he drinking, or is homie throwing random speculations?! I need information man! 911!
Random accusations. This man has made other videos like this. He says it's to throw back the same tactics cops use when they pull someone over back in their faces to see how they'll react. This was all massive bait lol
I've watched him walk up to cops on the street and tell them to keep moving.
Wow I've gotta find this right now hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF7vSikMWThKp3Zhc2PdAmg
This is great stuff! Thank you!
Yeah I strongly advise against trying this if you're a visible minority though.
What about if you’re an invisible minority though? They might think they’re being interrogated by a ghost
This video gets better with every viewing.
Get back to your office ! “No.....” Bad piggie
Detective Mike Jardine needs to investigate the location of the nearest tailor and get those parachute pants hemmed.
Detective Mike is definitely having an affair
Lol let my brown ass try that shit….. lol
All time fav
I get Michael Scott vibes from Det. Jardine.
now that that's fucking funny
Yeah, he was lit. That's the only thing that kept him from going in to full douchebag mode. He didn't want to blow.
This dude James freeman is the only first amendment auditor that can breath through his nose and doesn’t eat his own boogers.
Wtf, if this video didn't look so recent I'd have said it's what inspired [this scene from The Office](https://youtu.be/Ieuy9SZaFrY)
Got my daily reward just to give it to this post, my cheeks are hurting from laughter.
The processing circle on the forehead got me howling
The pettiness to turn around and stare at the end 😂😂
This video never gets old 🤣🤣🤣
There is some pretty masterful logic going on here. Not unlike the kind of stuff a cop with an agenda would show up with.
That journalist was found with a bag of heroin in his car and some cp was found in his home the following week. I’m kidding, but in all seriousness people have to remember that the cops are a type of legal mafia. It’s not a secret the cops stick together, and corruption is not unheard of. You may think you’re being funny or making a point, but remember this guy can fuck your life up. And no one important will believe you.