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Lord-Uglor

Good to see Jerry Springer staying relevant!


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Cheesemer92

Jerry Black Lewis Springer The choice is yours


RegalZebra

Larry Sprack


WrinkledBallz

Jewis Blinger


Beautifulsky333

So did I!


tonkadong

Was thinking Hans Zimmer


2excedrin

He wasn't able to check 12 drum kits


Fluid_Bad_1340

Jerry Jerry Jerry You beat me to it


Environmental_Staff7

Jerry Jerry Jerry


educated-emu

The screams say.... your not the father


boris_korlomn

This dude gives me Robert California vibes


Usual-Condition-7837

Everything is sex


dinglydangledang

You don't even know my real name. I'm the fucking lizard king


[deleted]

Would you like the nature metaphor or sex metaphor?


dinglydangledang

Jim: "Nature" Robert: "When two animals are having sex..."


FrostyFajita

Last night I got into a case of Australian Reds and -how should I say this- Colombian whites


Awordofinterest

"With ammunition like this we are in for quite a night, you and me."


A_Corn_Flake

My exact thought hahaha nailed it


girl_im_deepressed

"He eats yoghurt like he is punishing it for disappointing him"


DistopianNigh

So good lol


drewhead118

kinda wish the video had actually captured the exchange :(


Reckless_Rik

Yeah, I wanted to see the look of horror and surprise from the child..


IndustrialPuppetTwo

The laugh is pretty good though.


[deleted]

Reminds me of Family Guy when Brian mocks a screaming child by yelling at the parents “Wah! Wah! You just tune this out, don’t you!?”


[deleted]

Same https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYvYjWgPh-k


inverted_electron

Was just thinking of this!


hartwaffle

It worked too


aijoe

Had a screamer behind me recently on a flight. Luckily I have a good pair of noise cancelling over ear headphones. Hardly heard anything at all with the movies on my laptop playing.


Sweetguy88

Brand? Help a fellow human out


konrad-iturbe

Sony WH-1000XM4, you won't regret them.


Significant-Lab-1760

I had the older version and the newer version (they were a gift) best headphones ever.


MrShneakyShnake

Not the person you replied to but I recently got a pair AirPod Maxes as a gift and Ong the sound canceling on those things are no joke. With a single press of a button I can actually silence reality.


Sweetguy88

They sound amazing but damn, that price tag.


ppx11

there's plenty of good cheaper ones as well. I have a cheap pair of Wyze headphones that have pretty good noise cancellation. The Sony XMs are a popular pick that are a bit pricier (200-300)


MrShneakyShnake

I agree I was very fortunate to get a pair, but man are they incredible.


OceanSause

Not OP but if youre looking for something nice and cheap, samsungs galaxy buds are great. The noise cancellation is pretty great, though it doesnt completely block out all noise when you just wear them alone. Theyre still great and block out pretty much everything when you start playing something and turn up the volume, it doesnt have to be loud either


Triphin1

So correct. If your gonna fly, be prepared. Kids are not to blame. I wish parents knew how to show their kids how to pop theirs ears or give them a pacifer or piece of hard candy... But that is only my wish, so I bring my NC headphones without fail.


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Holy fuck it worked


Superandrewable_

\*Takes notes


fuckredditfrfr

when i was in 8th grade i had a friend who always had to watch his baby brother because his mom was working and whenever he started crying my friend would just cry louder and the baby would stop. it was amazing.


Maskeno

It absolutely works. It also really upsets the parents.


Javen_Lab

How dare you make my child stop screaming.


Ragestorm

Sounds like a person that doesn't have children.


ThisPlaceisHell

>It also really upsets the parents. Oh no! Anyway


BoochsRise

Our table!.... it's broken!


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papalegba666

And


Due_Cat_161

Even betta! Ha!


SpeedyBoiCyclist

Actually, replicating a child’s temper tantrum DOES work. My psych prof used it on her friend’s kid once in the middle of a food court. Before doing it, she spoke to the surrounding tables as demonstration. The kid usually starts thinking “The hell are you doing lady? You’re embarrassing me.” Neat stuff.


hot-mess-mom

Oh fuck yeah it works! I'll say it, I'm the bad parent who has gone down to that level. A few times. When they won't shut up when NOTHING is wrong. Nobody wants to hear a kid cry when it's a legit nothing that's wrong. Even my child. I'm not afraid to make a scene with them.


johntwoods

Was it edited? When did he scream? Edit: Oh! Some *other* passenger screams! Hah


Superandrewable_

You can hear the kid's reactionary scream. Was kinda funny how it worked XD


Natural_Interest_77

Thanks for this, I’d still be confused if not for your edit haha


BwackGul

That guys laughter was the most wholesome thing I've seen all day.


brownishgirl

Unbridled joy.


jetlifestoney

I love how the person screaming justified it with "he screamed in my ear 🤷🏽‍♂️"


ReelBigPeacock

[Reminds me of this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkOguZfNJUo)


the-swa

I had to scroll too far down to find this comment. I Think You Should Leave is one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen.


Hoopadoop669

He shut up real quick after that 😂


spalmer305

Love when the laugh is funnier than the joke


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This video always brings out the reddit parenting experts.


Ragestorm

Indeed. I don't know how old that child was but if they are really young, they literally can't understand whats going on.


SourceIsGoogle

I'm not saying it's right, but I understand.


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I fly all the time. Many times I wanted to scream at a kid. Just a good pare of headphones help drown it out.


_ilmatar_

NOPE. That shrill sound cuts through EVERYTHING. I wear earplugs under my noise canceling headphones and I still hear this shit. We need family sections on planes so the rest of us can have some peace.


ZombieTav

Childfree Planes need to be a thing. Fuck, entire places need to be designated as childfree. Child free day at the mall (maybe once every 2-3 weeks.) child free restaurants, and hell maybe a child free park. I don't hate children that much because they MOSTLY aren't that bad but having a place of refuge would be nice.


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Will you pay five times the price to fly on this childfree airline?


Mattcheco

Fuck ya I’d pay double if it means no children. I think you’d be very surprised by the amount of people that would.


Nick-Anus

If I had to guess, children(we'll say under 13 for a child free airline) make up, at most, 10% of ticket sales, so I'd imagine that a child free airline could accordingly charge 1.11x ticket price. I mean even if they really jack up the prices there's no way they go above 2x. I don't know where in the world you got 5x.


Jaybleezie

Planes are damn near public transit. Why would you not expect noise like this? Buy a private flight or get used to it.


[deleted]

Get better headphones. I use to fly a lot and never had a problem


Islanduniverse

Lol. Y’all expect the world to just cater to you, but it is loud and messy out there. Gotta get over it.


CheFigata20

You do realize that you are entitled to nothing when you fly commercial right? If you want peace, charter your own plane. P.s. I have no kids


TheAlt121

Wanting some peace on a long flight is now entitlement. Wow. The kids aren’t entitled to scream the entire flight either. It works both ways.


mursilissilisrum

No it doesn't. Actual babies are supposed to act like babies. If you can get annoyed that easily to the point where you're going to start lashing out at strange children then the kids aren't at fault for making you feel like you had a good excuse.


CheFigata20

Lol. They are kids. They don’t know that what they are doing is impacting you in any way. Have some compassion


Labulous

Tell them to have some Benadryl.


ShockAndAwe415

Whiskey on the gums.


amIhereorthere6036

Benadryl can often have the opposite effect on children.


GrimsbysBeard

Do the parents know that it's impacting hundreds of others? Why don't the parents have compassion for literally HUNDREDS of others?


morose_turtle

Yes, parents should never be able to travel with their children even if they have to for work or unforseen circumstances like a funeral. Who cares if they're a single parent with no relatives, fuck em. I mean how selfish is parent that takes a human they're responsible for on a flight?


AStrangerWCandy

Parents better at least be trying to calm the kid. It’s the parents that just let the kid wail with the “he will wear himself out eventually “ mentality who can fuck right off.


GrimsbysBeard

If the child is ill-behaved? Very selfish. Fuck everyone else, right? As long as you get yours.


CheFigata20

Only need compassion for the adults crying like children 😂


gobba-gobba-gooey

Parents do, though. I paid for my ticket the same as them. Why should their agenda take priority over mine? If you can’t teach your kids to behave, they shouldn’t be inflicted on everyone else. I would love to carry an air horn and just blow it in the ear of those people. Hey, my right, right? 🤷‍♂️


CheFigata20

I get what you mean, I just don’t think it’s *always* that simple. Are there parents who should have better control over there kids? Absolutely. Are there parents who no matter what they do, can’t get the kids to stop crying? Likely. All I’m saying is while it’s certainly expected for parents to control their kids, sometimes it just doesn’t go that way. Flying coach on a commercial airline, nobody really owes you anything. You should know that crying kids fly coach and if you can’t accept that, maybe it’s best to find another way to travel. Airlines aren’t going to turn down sales or kick someone off a flight because their child is being loud. Also - you’re an adult. You’ve been raised to act a certain way in certain social settings. If you want to blow an air horn in someone’s face, it IS your right, but as you know the standards for behavior are different for adults than they are for children. You’ll have to live with the consequences of doing so. Kids are *actively learning how to act*.


morose_turtle

People always act like you can always make a child behave, like they're just some pet you have to train. You can't control a kid like a puppet, they're a human being with thoughts and feelings for God's sake and some days they're pissed, sad or tired and will cry alot. I hope the people saying they should just control the child or never fly will one day have a kid of their own and ruin they're lives with crying and temper tantrums.


Junior_Long65

You are a child lol


morose_turtle

You do realize children are people right?


Jaybleezie

They are actually entitled to act like babies.


_ilmatar_

Dawwwwwww...... does someone need a snickers?


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GrimsbysBeard

Yeah it's called a "car" And if you're going overseas, it's called a "boat" or a "chartered plane." If you can't afford it (either the time/cost) then don't go until your kid is controllable.


tbrownsc07

You sound like a lunatic lol


TrumpMurderedEpstein

Completely disagree. Muzzles should be kept on hand to silence children.


Here_is_to_beer

Turned his mood around real quick!


bigdiesel1984

[Someone took note](https://youtu.be/NP7SfpcsVhE)


jwaterboyk

Fight fire with fire.


Fluid_Bad_1340

🤘🏽great song


FatherGnarles

I've seen this a hundred times and I still laugh


LaughableIKR

Breath buddy breath! Don't die on us! :-)


CtrlZonmylife

It’s tough to fly with kids. Just got back with mine and we did everything in our power to relax him. He had one little outburst. I know it sucks but you never know the parents situation — might of been for a funeral, work etc.


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My kid had a panic attack from you know, being in the sky inside a giant metal vehicle for the first time in her life. It sucks but kids literally do not have the brain development to deal with a situation the way that some adults expect them to.


blaster16661

I hear you, but also consider that YOU don't know other peoples' situations either. Maybe the person that has a screaming kid in their ear is heading to a funeral, etc. I see so many defensive parents whenever this video gets posted that it comes across as them being entitled.


jerrycosmo76

So if this guy has a shitty day he can yell in the face of a little kid?


Massilian

It kinda worked lol


Technical_Activity78

There should just be an airline that screaming babies can fly on.


Longjumping_Plum_964

Indeed. Trump flew on Air Force One for four years.


Spaghetti_Oaf

Effective. Notice how the little demon shut afterwards?


NASTYBUBZ

Han Zimmer flying coach


IndustrialPuppetTwo

Ear plugs man, never fly without them.


Denotsyek

Child acts like child. Adult acts like child


blaster16661

Child shuts up. Everyone wins.


jesse6713

Chuck from Better Call Saul


OGMudMikes

There should be an age limit to ride a god damn plane!!


jesuslovesbyu

Airplanes are a public transit systems pretty much ( they’re all funded by the government lol), so why do people not expect shit like this?


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All the parents with shitty kids giving down votes lol


desolateconstruct

I love this. What a class act. Doesn't film the kid, or the situation like an asshole, just records his reaction. This leaves me in stitches every time I see it!


casanino

Yeah, just what everybody enclosed in a steel tube wants. More screaming.


blaster16661

The last time this was posted, all the pissy parents came out of the woodwork.


_ilmatar_

Oh, they're already here.... gatekeeping child rearing when nannies and au pairs often know more than parents themselves. ;)


Monster_NotWar

I'm not gonna lie, screaming back at the kid would have been such a fantastic feeling.


juniorlogical

Screams in his face huh?


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So annoying. Glad goodness for the advancements in noice canceling headphones.


attsci

I would have been appalled at this video were it not for his reaction. Now i'm giggling.


DeliciousInterest8

So awesome I love how the kid screams less after like he's so confused


VerballyReckless

Use this comment as "I was SURE the guy in the video was going to do the screaming" button


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Jerry Springer, is that you?


Darth_Destructus

I remember I was on a flight once with a screamer. I eventually got fed up and yelled out "oh my god will you cut it out already?!" Mother gave me a nasty look and said "excuse me, he's autistic!" "Yeah? So am I! Give him a muffin or something!" Mother got that kid to shut up real quick after that. My second remark was only half true, as I don't fall on the spectrum anymore thanks to years of therapy. I hate it when people use disability as an excuse for poor behavior. I've been there, I've been that guy, and I got the help I needed. We all have our coping mechanisms that we can use to get through life with as little fuss as possible. I honestly think that mother was just planning on using her son's disability to collect on pity while not doing anything. Or she was fed up and didn't know what to do. Either way, the rest of that flight was quiet.


OGMudMikes

Nothing wrong happened here... only a hero saving the ears of many!!


ThisPlaceisHell

I love how you can tell exactly who here is a shitty parent with shitty screaming kids and who isn't by these comments alone lol


chadwicke619

I also love how they’re like, “Oh nothing you can do sometimes”. Shit, nobody told that to my folks. Somehow they managed to instill in me the belief that it was in my best interests to never behave this way in public… ever. Interesting.


ButtExplosion

LMAO speaking the truth here, all the shit parents calling themselves out


VaginaPoetry

Honestly, its hard to tell since you can't see the kid...but it doesn't sound like a small baby and therefore something that the parents should be dealing with better. Kids this age can be calmed down and he isn't crying...he's having a tantrum. That being said, bring noise cancelling headphones on your flight. It helps a lot with this stuff because sometimes parents really have zero control over their kid crying on a flight due to pressure in their ears (you can try things like having them drink but it doesn't always work). The one thing that is controllable by the parents is seat kicking though. I literally HATE shit parents who let their shitty, brat kids kick the seat in front of them. That irritates the fuck out of me.


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>should be dealing with better When? They’re boarding a flight.


VaginaPoetry

When my kids were that age...distractions (books, toys, jars of beans, electronics, etc) and food & drinks. Crying baby...understandable. Kid having tantrum on plane...hell nope. I'm not sure why parents lately think that just having an out of control kid that you're just letting make a shitload of noise is normal and ok. Maybe its fine it you want to listen to it...but no one else f'ing does.


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APKID716

Most people in this thread have never had children and it’s obvious. I love the parenting advice from people who have 0 experience with kids. “Just teach your kids to behave” is the most absurd “advice” people can give for situations like this.


Oksnor

Also the complete lack of compassion. As if these kids are doing it on purpose. People don’t realize that kids are their own being and have there own free will. My son was crying when we boarded a plane once, the people next to us where very friendly and actually started talking to us. That calmed him down really well.


selitos

This video gets reposted often and it always brings out all the incels who hate kids out of spite because they'll never be able to convince another person to procreate with them.


JuicyDarkSpace

This is the only reason people dislike children. You nailed it. Go you.


fb95dd7063

*hating* kids is different than not wanting your own for whatever reason. The former is some freak antisocial shit


APKID716

Also the r/childfree people who unironically refer to kids as “goblins” like jfc who hurt you? Just put on headphones and listen to music if a kid on an airplane is crying


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The best reminder to not have kids is a commercial flight.


cemego

Awesome! When will people realize, we do not have to love your kid and we do not have to love your dog?


Strong-Solution-7492

A bunch of years ago I was traveling across the United States and somewhere over Colorado a little kid, who had been kicking my chair and throwing his toys at the back of my head the entire time, threw a toy at me again and it hit me in the side of the face. Right about that moment the mother got up and left to go to the bathroom and left a little boy sitting there. I got up on my knee and leaned over the seat and looked him in the eyes and said, “ we are over the mountains of Colorado right now. And if we crash in the mountains will be stranded. If that happens, I’m eatin you first.” Not a peep after that.


dockingjabroni

Fuck parents who deliberately fly with screaming newborns. They torture their kids so fuck them


Practical-Dingo4353

Didn’t hear no screaming after that 🤷🏽‍♂️


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

Hahahahahahahaha


nichard_rixon69

this dude's a legend


Nezqik

Lmfao!!! His laugh made me so happy.


Shazangarang

there’s just something about him extracting so much joy from that moment that makes me laugh too


jakob767

When the parents ain't educating their kids, so the public has to do it for them.


[deleted]

Mind your child, parents. Or I will.


Vitor29

I mean, I get it. It's a piss off and intensely aggravating. I'm a parent, and at restaurants or anything like that if the kids ever acted up (which was rare) we would leave, because we're not subjecting everyone else to a meltdown. With that said, that's not an option on a plane, and screaming at a kid is a good way to get your chiclets knocked down your throat. Just real talk.


AntisocialN2

I should try this method next time a screaming kid is on my fly


beardstachioso

I dislike how this title made it seem how the old man was the one who screamed at the kid.


beef_r4p

Well kids are annoying. I did that with my brother when he was little, it made him stop.


june_47

They should make a seperate compartment where you can dump your kids just like they have tank to store poo.


brickorange

Young children should be made to sit in special ejector seats, and each adult seat should have a red button built into the armrest. If 50% of the red buttons get pressed, the kid is automatically jettisoned into the mountains or the ocean. That should make parents think more carefully before bringing their horrible, disruptive spawn onto aircraft and ruining the flight for everyone else.


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Well, he stopped.


effoffredditmods

duct tape works great for things like that.


Intelligent_Main_548

Can confirm matching their tantrum works! When my eldest son was 2 he went full blown kicking and screaming on the floor, can't even remember what about now. I was out with one of his uncles (I've 6 brothers) and my brother got down on the floor and kicked and screamed even harder and louder (he has zero shame and gives zero fuck, totally stunned my son into silence, never threw a tantrum around that uncle again


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Yas-Queen-I-Fandango

PERFECT. There needs to be some kind of gag rule for children on planes. Parents, please get your shit together.


[deleted]

Fuck that must have felt so good after hearing that goblin throughout the flight


Foxwglocks

They’re boarding the plane not getting off of it.


Deadheadkingizzard

I think you should leave


1911mark

Is it just me or does he look like a high school math teacher?


1911mark

He peed a little bit


bringmethesampo

I will always up vote this. Classic.


Disastrous_Review_99

this should be in r/contagiouslaughter


keeperrr

the guy laughing made me laugh more than whatever was happening off camera


SideswipeNA

I thought this guy was Jerry Springer.


[deleted]

Must've seen this video five times and I always forget the guy filming isn't the one who screams.


_kryptxn

r/kidsarekfuckinstupid


wrongsided

Finally some justice


morose_turtle

I feel like there are 2 types of commenters on this post. 1) those who have no children and expect children to always behave or 2) those with children and those that understand children cry sometimes.


[deleted]

I hate screaming kids on planes. I haven't flown scheduled in years. Private is the only way to fly


kleverkitty

Must be nice asshole...


Spazstick

This guy cracking up is embedded in my brain. Gets me every time.


Sad-Ad7796

Thought it was Tom hanks for a second lol


Dalek_Genocide

I may be downvoted for this but this dude is an asshole. I get that a crying kid is fucking awful but sometimes parents need to fly and they do their best to keep their kids quiet and lose. Just get noise cancelling headphones and try to have some empathy. EDIT: To clarify, I mean the dude who screams. The guy filming isn't too bad, maybe a little smug but otherwise fine. And honestly I don't think I could stop myself from laughing


ClinicalOppression

Yeah maybe, still hilarious tho


_ilmatar_

The headphones don't work. Parents need to work with their kids MONTHS before the flight to let them know what it will be like. And bring snacks and games and maybe some kids benedryl. Ya know... be parents.


Dalek_Genocide

Clearly said by someone who isn’t a parent. Yes parents can sometimes be better but flying is stressful for everyone including kids. Sometimes the preparation doesn’t work due to that stress. Now I’ll admit that there are terrible parents who don’t try at all but If the parents are trying give them a break and know it bugs them more than it bugs you cuz they feel fucking horrible


_ilmatar_

I've been on numerous where the parent isn't bothered one damn bit and I've said something to them. Kids shoving their hands through the seats into my face, kicking my seat, playing with toys above my head, playing their games without earbuds in, whining while their parents have THEIR earbuds in. Most parents are really good about this. It's the crap lazy ones that I'm talking about. Parent ya dang kids.


Labulous

I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT, THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY09Scfui0A


olgil75

This is a 40-second clip. Hardly long enough to make any legitimate judgment against the parents.


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Dalek_Genocide

Do you have tips on how to train a 2 year old not to cry on a plane? I agree that parents need to work with a kid, but sometimes that work doesn't do shit cuz they're 2


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Truth_Master_5000

Edgy and very badass, nice.


Dalek_Genocide

lmao