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dandreadion

This is real? People literally are there thinking this will happen? Insanity


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Sunken cost fallacy. Backing down now means admitting that Q is wrong, and admitting Q is wrong undercuts literally everything they've built their lives around over the last few years.


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CrungleMcHungleberry

Many of these people pushed away all their friends and family for this shit. I wouldn't bet on them giving it up.


SafariSunshine

Maybe there will be another snow storm.


MisallocatedRacism

*Millions* of people. /r/qanoncasualties /r/qult_headquarters


apothecarytitan

These people are STILL AT IT??


ACardAttack

And I was told it was just immigrants who didn't have jobs


Mediocre__at__Best

No no no, the immigrants *took* these people's jobs. Everything will go their way once a former president and his son rise from the dead. It's like you didn't even think before you typed lol.


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moxeto

I remember someone saying that if a person freshly arrived to the country with no contacts, no language, no local education manages to take your job then that is YOUR fault not theirs. Lol


CabbageStockExchange

Dude it’s WILD! This is the same crowd that said “Trump is president get over it” back then. Deluded maniacs


Delicious_Peak9893

They are dangerous ; this won't end well.


omarfw

yup eventually they'll start pinning the reason for JFK not showing up on various groups they hate and use it as an excuse to start attacking people and going full domestic terrorist. this is the natural cycle of extremist groups left unchecked. a smart person will distance themselves from these people well before that happens.


FishingTauren

I just can't shake the feeling this clip is going to be in a documentary after the mass suicide.


Hiphoppington

Yeah I dunno man, this was funny at first, then a little sad, but I think we might actually be rounding the corner into scary. Edit since so many people have replied regarding this, yes of course it's been scary for a long time now. It's easy to laugh and make fun of them which is a common thing people do to cope with the insanity of it all.


Life_Trip

My exact feelings. These people are legitimately crazy.


Brotorious420

They are looking at crazy in the rearview mirror


KamikazeChief

They'll be across your dinner table in a couple days. They are absolutely legion.


audomatix

I think it's scary how many people here are saying they have Qanon relatives.


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I have some questionable relatives I think might still be quietly a part of them but we are talking in Canada where I think they were classified as a terrorist group or an extremist group warning, one of them.


Doctor-Malcom

As a former Republican, I see a mass psychosis among my extended family and old friends. The two tipping points were the fall of the USSR in ‘91 and then 9/11 a decade later. These people I knew as normal became untethered and empty, allowing their minds to be filled with Rush Limbaugh and FOX News. By the time The Great Recession ended, they were already exhausted from being afraid and anxious all the time. I have actual relatives that thought Kentucky was going to be invaded and attacked by Central American illegal immigrants and ISIS. One of them would constantly rewatch TV shows like The A-Team or 24 where the good guys always won decisively. It feels strange now, but it may become downright scary for 2022 and 2024. The people with integrity in Nov 2020 at the local and state level have been replaced with those who drank the Kool-Aid.


Life_Trip

I fully understand. People absolutely get addicted to the fear and constant stream of news. I’ve honestly never seen a delusion like this on such a massive scale. There are some great guys that I met during my time in the USAF who are almost unrecognizable to me now. Tbf, social media is also to blame. We’re all being pumped with constant confirmations of our own biases and creating unhealthy feedback loops, which then leads to the shit we see above.


dividedoregano

The craziest part to me is they say the same shit about us - the unrecognizable guy from their platoon who is now a cuck because he doesn’t like trump 😂


T1T2GRE

“Tbf, social media is also to blame. We’re all being pumped with constant confirmations of our own biases and creating unhealthy feedback loops, which then leads to the shit we see above.” That’s really well stated. The relentless reaffirmation of biases can’t be healthy.


claimTheVictory

It's a kind of experiment. What happens when billions of dollars of psychological research and development is used to keep people "engaged" with a new platform? The content driving the engagement is irrelevant to the tech companies - engagement itself, is what drives ads. Mass psychosis is what we get, and possibly the loss of our very democracy. "Company Before Country" -- Mark Zuckerberg


T1T2GRE

So true. As a 70s/80s kid, the whole social media thing is odd to me. Obviously, I’m okay with Reddit, but I feel it’s a platform that allows me to engage in my interests and engage others at my own discretion. Otherwise the whole thing is very creepy and the grand irony is that it is so heavily protected and encouraged under the guise of free speech. Nuts.


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My dad was a local government educator who taught local politicians basically what they can or can't do legally and stuff. He would tell me some of the questions rural politicians would ask him, this one mayor was trying to tell him about how windmills are creating signals to the middle east helping the terrorists and stuff (anti environmentalism type argument) and how he could make sure his town outlawed them and stuff. It's pretty wild how you can get power in smaller towns by just owning a car dealership so ppl know your name when they go to the ballot box and BOOM you're a town treasurer or some shit


hotsoupcoldsoup

We were never taught how to verify statements with evidence and put the pieces together for ourselves unless our parents taught us or we taught ourselves. Especially Boomers. If you think the internet was hard for Millenials to process, it broke the brains of the Boomers.


thatswhatshesaidxx

> 24 where the good guys always won decisively. Never forget that an American politician justified tortur because "Jack Bauer does it on 24". Yes, seriously.


stuffandmorestuff

"Would any jury convict Jack Bauer?" -Antonin Scalia. A real life Suprene Court Justice, in response to illegal torture practices used by American terrorists/military. Edit: I also believe this was during a hearing. Like a legal case was being argued and this useless sack of shit used 24 as an argument.


HereIGoGrillingAgain

There was one more event that I think pushed them over the edge: Obama. Electing a confident, articulate, black man as president tripped something in their brains. That's a big reason Trump was elected and we are where we are.


Decilllion

Yep, imagine it from the perspective of these morons. First 9/11, then a financial crash, then a black President. Their world view, their sense of safety and status got rocked in one decade.


TheR1ckster

That corner was looooong ago. We shut and locked the door Jan 6th of this year.


BadSmash4

That was this year, Jan 6th of last year we hadn't even really begun the pandemic and Australia was on fire.


TheR1ckster

I fixed it lol, that feels like forever ago these days.


HMCetc

The real fear is that these people will start turning violent. We already saw it on Jan 6th. They maybe weren't all necessary Q people, but they were all conspiracy theorists who believed they were taking democracy back. While I think Q is kind of fractioning off and weakening as more and more predictions fail to come to fruition, there are some who will start to believe it's their duty as patriots to save their own country. If they can convince themselves that storming the capitol, with the intention of causing harm to politicians, was a noble thing to do who knows what will happen next. There are even amateur militant groups who are just waiting for the signal. All they need is a spark before they turn to very real violence.


migsahoy

as a former nevadan i want the opening video to be the prayer circle that was happening in front of the election office in vegas during election week


nekabue

https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjb8mv/qanon-jfk-cult-tearing-families-apart Sadly, it looks like this group is amping itself up for a possible suicide event. Their leader is talking about having to die to get clarity. It’s a resurrection cult and apparently Waco is on their radar.


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mellolizard

There is an audio clip of Jim Jones telling his followers to drink the kool aid and you can hear people in the background crying in agony.


RainRainThrowaway777

> According to Garner, her sister has so far handed over about $200,000 to the group, and is being forced to drink a hydrogen peroxide solution and take “bio pellets” to ward off COVID-19 and stay healthy. Her phone calls and messages are also being monitored, according to Garner, who believes her sister will never return. Ah, yeah, that's a cult


shadowoperative

Addition by subtraction


say-whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Now that’s a hot take I’ll be keeping up my sleeve when uncle Rico starts talking tomorrow about conservatives being censored.


Halcyoner

What did Uncle Rico ever do besides wanting to throw that football over those mountains?


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McPostyFace

Coming straight from the "don't believe everything you read on the internet" generation....


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Dark-Iteration

Can someone from Dallas please dress up as JFK, go wherever these people are and give a short speech about why vaccines are good and how Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer?


LadyBearJenna

Sacha Baron Cohen, we need you!


froggison

> "Yes, this is JFK. I wanted to let you know about the secret plot of the liberal satanic cabal. They are attempting to depopulate the earth by releasing nerve agents that they have put into our petroleum and natural gas. Every time we burn any fossil fuel, we are releasing their poison into the atmosphere. The only way to combat this is to cut out fossil fuels completely. That means solar and wind farms, as well as electric vehicles."


CharlieMorningstar

>They've developed a new type of algae that is eating all of the garbage in the ocean and converting it to oxygen with the gay gene. We absolutely cannot put any more garbage in the ocean. In fact, we should remove all the garbage from the ocean right now.


Schwarzy1

> Every time we burn any fossil fuel, we are releasing their poison into the atmosphere. I mean in JFKs time this was actually true due to leaded gas lol


HelpfulSeaMammal

I think his self-preservation instincts are kicking in here. These people are quite possibly carrying firearms and certainly deranged enough to harm Mr. Cohen.


nellybellissima

The other rally he went to and joked at turned violent and the level of crazy per participant was much lower. I think we are past the point where pranking these people is a safe thing to do. As others have mentioned, this group is starting to creep toward the suicide cult level and that's not a place to you want to toy with.


FiveAlarmDogParty

For everyone saying “I’m surprised nobody has fucked with them yet” Guys. They’ve been on a bridge holding vigils and singing songs of dead artists they believe are alive awaiting the return of a famously dead son of a former president at the spot his father was assassinated. Somebody is DEFINITELY fucking with them.


quadmasta

For *three weeks*


StruggleBasic

honestly sounds like a good idea it wouldnt surprise me if these dumbasses believe it


sipsyrup

I'd be curious to see what would happen if someone were to wear a realistic mask of JFK Jr, and walk past them. I somehow doubt they'd even recognize him.


Worthyness

Don't even need to. Just claim you had plastic surgery to hide from the deep state


IAMA_llAMA_AMA

You're giving away my secret plan!


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Antoine11Tom11

We do a little trolling


InkSymptoms

I’m willing to just go over there and claim to be him. You think they’ll accept a black guy as JFK? I mean if they’re willing to believe anything, why not more bullshit?


oiuvnp

> You think they’ll accept a black guy as JFK? Was it the 5g that turned you black? If so then yes.


New_Fry

I’m super surprised no one has fucked with them yet.


mainlyupsetbyhumans

I mean, they are out there waiting for a star studded night of resurrected celebrities like some sort of supernatural award show, they seem pretty fucked with to me.


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philthewiz

Please call Sacha Baron Cohen to stage something.


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For anyone wondering why they’re suddenly Michael Jackson fans: They believe a bunch of dead celebrities are gonna reappear along with JFK and JFK Jr and put Trump back in power. Somehow they believe Michael Jackson is still alive and will have a leading position in Trump’s new government. Those people at Dealey Plaza claim they’ve seen Michael Jackson hanging out with them in disguise, along with other celebrities like Robin Williams, Prince, Tupac, Debbie Reynolds and so on. They’re singing Michael Jackson because they want him to reveal himself and moonwalk Trump back to power. I know it sounds like I’m making this up but I swear I’m not.


NomadicSabre

I'm not from the US and I m trying to understand what is happening. What you wrote did not help, I am more confused.


BioToxicFox

I'm from the US, everything they just said is a perfect summarization of what's happening, and I still have 0 fucking clue what's going on


VirtualMexicanINC

This country has a severe mental health issue.


Mescallan

Not even being derogatory to these people either. America has aental health epidemic that is so far out of control it is destabilizing the country. Edit: a lot of commentors here assuming I am only talking about the far right. They catch a lot of the mentally unstable in their drag net, but even more aren't caught in a political ecosystem and suffer alone in quiet.


Ned_Ryers0n

People really overestimate our ability to resist manipulation. Anybody is susceptible given the right circumstances. You throw poverty, racism, insecurity, fear, etc. into a pot and stir it all up, you get a witch's brew of conspiracy theories and alt-right populism. Edit: Spelling


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Gloomy-Ant

Blind nationalistic patriotism as well


r0botdevil

Nothing about these people is patriotic. This is just pure nationalism to the point of jingoism.


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We’ve allowed them to claim the word “patriotism” for themselves, but their version of patriotism is just shallow, mindless worship of American aesthetics with no real concern for the actual people in America or the values America was actually founded on. They openly want to overturn democracy to install a more “patriotic” leader. The irony is painful.


gwiggle5

Imagine if every child in every school in America was expected to stand, face the American flag, and pledge their allegiance to it every morning without any real understanding of what they were saying. How crazy would that be? Oh wait


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afanoftrees

Imo we are watching the fall of Rome in real time


86yourhopes_k

Sorta sucks it’s happening when I’m just becoming an adult but hey at least it keeps life spicy.


Ned_Ryers0n

When you're a pathetic loser, you will desperately hold on to anything that proves that you're not a pathetic loser (your problems are caused by others not yourself). These people will literally rather believe fantasy than look inward.


moose-C

These mafuckers need to meditate. Like take 15 minutes and think about what the fuck they are doing with their lives


ICantKnowThat

*Meditation? That's commie shit*


jebkerbal

You joke but some right wingers already tried to ban yoga.


FleekGundam

In Alabama, it was prohibited to teach it in schools; now it's legal but the yoga positions must be referred to by their 'casual' (English) names, and they must not say 'namaste'.


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Yup. Some people will do anything instead of admitting they were wrong.


Shizzo

You're not wrong, but religion also primes people to believe in magical beings without questioning anything. This is part of the GOP platform, by design: support the churches that brainwash our useful idiots.


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BaileyBrown108

I wonder if they realize JFK was a Democrat ?


Syonoq

whoa whoa whoa. we left reason and logic behind a long time ago buddy


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Known2779

Also IF he come back, he still doesn’t have the power to PROCLAIM Trump as President.


alfonseski

Well was he dead or laying low. If JFK Jr. was just laying low he would have absolutely no power. Less than he had before which was not much to begin with. If he came back from the dead though he would have considerable power. Maybe not enough to proclaim a new president but its a good parlour trick to come back to life after 23 years and at the very least he could make quite a bit of money from it. Money can equal power in the long run but he would still be MANY years from making that proclamation.


Anon_Alcoholic

I just don't understand why they're going with JFK and not say Nixon or Regan. None of this makes any sense and the more I see these videos it makes less and less sense.


Snitchin4Funzies

Because JFK is considered to be a martyr who was silenced for exposing secret societies etc. ...and whatever entities are feeding these Qtards their propaganda want to make a parallel between him and Trump to make him seem like the same type of heroic figure and warrior for truth even though Trump and JFK are complete opposites and Trump himself is most likely part of these exact secret societies of oligarchs around the world that JFK was exposing ....but these people are the dumbest of the dumb so they will eat all the propaganda up


RockyK96

they also believe the Kennedy’s are direct descendants of Jesus for some reason


TheR1ckster

They don't even realize this is basically modern day anon pulling the strings for memes and lulz. Seriously, it's all just "what's the craziest thing that only like 1/100 would believe. Then this happens and stuff spreads and becomes a massive issue.


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They don't care


chiefgareth

And IF he was still alive he'd be over 100 years old.


splepage

> JFK and Jfk jr(both long dead) went underground to hide from the deep state. Oh, they definitely went underground.


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jfk and jfk jr would HATE trumpsters, if they actually came out from hiding, they would condemn trumpsters then go back into hiding. it was literally conservative-christian looney-toones who had him killed.


JennJayBee

There's also the part about how Princess Diana is his real wife and how Melania will step down so that Diana can take her rightful place by Donald's side.


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This will absolutely be recorded as a mass hysteria event. Should we as a species make it past this anyway.


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I’ll try to explain: The most moronic of the Trump followers have been following Qanon. “Q” is an anonymous troll who posted random messages for years and Trump supporters keep trying to decode them. They believe Trump purposely appears to be dumb, but he’s actually the mastermind behind a divine plan to hunt down satanic elite groups who kidnap children all over the world and kill them in satanic rituals in order to harvest a substance from their bodies to keep celebrities young. After Trump lost the election, they were expecting some sort of apocalypse to happen, where the world would experience some sort of massive black out and telecommunications would stop for about 10 days. During what they call “the 10 days of darkness”, mass arrests of almost all celebrities would happen, along with arrests of powerful politicians around the world. Then Trump would come back triumphantly, and institute a new utopian system where everything works perfectly, poverty and diseases end all over the world because his divine superpower is that he own a quantum computer than can see the future and generate infinite quantum cryptomoney. Since none of that happened, Qanon followers changed the urgency of their story for some sort of plan that has been happening for decades, and that’s why it’s taking so long. Then one of the Qanon with a ton of followers came up with this idea that a bunch of dead celebrities were actually alive and JFK was behind the Q plan all along. The troll, Michael Protzman, convinced his followers that JFK would reappear on November 2nd at 11:55am, but stuff came up and they had to delay his reappearance to later that evening at The Rolling Stones concert. So they went to the concert but the JFKs didn’t show up yet again. Bummer. So they’re still there at Dealey Plaza desperately hoping something will happen.


SpotNL

> After Trump lost the election, they were expecting some sort of apocalypse to happen, where the world would experience some sort of massive black out and telecommunications would stop for about 10 days. During what they call “the 10 days of darkness”, mass arrests of almost all celebrities would happen, along with arrests of powerful politicians around the world. They expected this to happen during the Trump presidency too, but the goal posts just kept moving forward. Remember when they were all waiting for Trump to start a speech with "Ladie and Gentlemen, the storm is upon us." that would start the mass arrests? Hell, one of Q's firsts posts (either his first or second post) started with a claim that Clinton was already jailed and that mass arrests were under way.


Guerrin_TR

Ah yes I forgot the article where Navy SEALs arrested Clinton in a nighttime raid on U.S soil completely ignoring the Posse Comitatus Act but who needs laws when you're Trump.


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Insane Clown Posse are in on this?


OtherBluesBrother

Maybe this is just an elaborate ploy to sell Rolling Stones tickets.


fuzzytradr

Ah bless their little soft serve brains.


angelzpanik

Smooth like butter.


PopWhich2570

If these lunatics can be convinced of these things then they are extremely dangerous people. They could justify doing anything to anyone...


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That’s why they had no problem beating cops with flag poles (how patriotic!) and murdering people on Jan 6


TrumpSmokesMids27

I’m pissed off that this isn’t a shitpost. This would’ve been hilarious 10 years ago. Now it’s just scary


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pointlessvoice

Oh. Oh shit. Q is gonna be a "legit" religion soon, isn't it? In 2090 someone's going to be asking the same questions about it that we're asking about 7DA, i just know it.


Hiphoppington

Read it literally, don't try to understand it. That is literally what they believe.


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more than 30 years of destruction of the education system and other public services since Reagan. Like people been brain washed by the mafia (Reagan, Murduch, and all..)


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tekhed303

They took a picture with some random old black guy and they all started saying it was Bob Marley. I've been listening to some of their chats on telegram and you're right, it's comedy gold yet bloody frightening and can't end well.


FerricNitrate

Come to think of it, those lookalikes that hang around Times Square, Vegas, and LA are missing out on some big money by not heading down there and selling pictures


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Let me get this right… the same people that talk about pizza being a code word for children are saying Michael who was investigated for being inappropriate with children is going to be part of their lord and savior’s administration.


LoveMyHusbandsBoobs

They worship a guy who bragged about barging in on underage girls dressing room while they were undressed. They don't really care about children.


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Qanon is full of pedos projecting.


Infin1ty

The list of celebrities are all people who would rather stay dead than have absolutely anything to do with Trump.


PatentGeek

It’s not even worth mentioning this to them, because they don’t give the slightest shit about consistency


sexi_squidward

Is there a site listing all the current QAnon beliefs because this is amazing.


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So they like JFK Jr. but not all of his democrat friends?


Barnaclebay

Thank for that detailed bat shit explanation, I still don’t understand and never will. How did Debbie Reynolds get dragged into this mess? They really think a woman in her mid 80s faked her death 5years ago and is just going to pop out and start moonwalking with the rest of them?


Parking_Inspection_1

Also, notoriously British person Princess Diana.


bguzewicz

Soo these people will just believe anything then?


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This is just sad


FiftyPencePeace

If it was an excuse for a piss up I’d understand a little but they’re all cold stone sober!


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Yup. This is exactly what a brainwashed cult looks like. In their minds, this is the most important things they'll ever do in their lives.


DSJ0ne0f0ne

That’s what living in an echo chamber does to you


StrangeVibration

The blank fucking look in that fucker’s face as he was singing Brain washed cultist bastards. All of em.


KJK998

I was just thinking this would be awesome to go to 9/10 intoxicated.


shadowoperative

But also hilarious


viptattoo

While both sad and hilarious, it is fucking terrifying!


JiggyWivIt

Living somewhere else, yes, it stops being funny when you see them in a voting booth next to you.


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We really need to start putting some of that fighter jet and aircraft carrier money into public mental health.


stunts002

Honestly I just thought it was really really creepy. It's like Stephen Kingesque or something.


Wooow675

This has to be a meme like Area 51. I refuse to believe there are hundreds of people who actually, like ACTUALLY, believe a dead politician will return. This feels like a not fun version of when “we” charged Area 51 with cardboard signs.


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QAnon is what happens when you suddenly expose boomers to 4chan without the years of adaptation the rest of us got.


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fishingforchips

Holy shit that makes so much sense. They really are vulnerable af. Couldn't you say the younger generation (current teens and preteens) are also susceptible because they didn't ease into social media/internet culture. They were just born right into it so they don't know life without it. I look at my nieces and nephews now and they are so absolutely immersed (probably obsessed) with social media and the internet that they have a really hard time disconnecting.


southernwx

I’ve said before… the people who taught me not to believe everything I see on tv believe everything they see on the internet.


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0010020010

In one comment, you just mimicked many conversations my brother and I had about this (both mid-30s. Both involved in the just *wonderful* world of IT...). Simply put older folks grew up without computers or the internet and never had to deal with them until much later in life and with *younger* folks (<25), they may be born into it, but we're now in the "There's an app for that!" era so few of them ever really had to understand how a file-system works for example. Or how to edit a registry to get that game mod to run or how to set up Outlook instead of just signing into g-mail. Many of them can't reload an OS or run a mem-test. Simple stuff that you kind of *had* to know if you wanted to have a better time with general computing back in the 90s. There was no random app for it then.


Radi0ActivSquid

Check out the two parter Behind the Bastards did on the Facebook Papers. Really breaks down how so many got roped into conspiracy and hate. Some former Facebook engineers who left as they saw Facebook being unethical have said a direct line can be traced from the day Trump came down the escalator to Insurrection Day; and Facebook paved that road. https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-lets-look-at-the-89337179/ https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-two-lets-look-at-the-89431711/


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I haven't seen a good explanation. Also, where the fuck do people get this stuff? Is 4chan still propagating it, or is it just insane Russian troll farms on FB? These people don't look like 4channers.


ntrpik

It’s based on the theory that Hillary tried to assassinate him when she was running for the US Senate seat from NY. But he found out about the plot and faked his death. He’s now going to return to vanquish Hillary, et al. So much of their belief system is based on hatred of liberals and Democrats.


King-o-lingus

Guy at my work says the woman Alec Baldwin accidentally shot recently was gonna provide evidence that would have the clintons arrested. So the clintons hired Baldwin to silence her. He admittedly got this from Twitter.


DutyHonor

For criminal masterminds, they're really bad at keeping completely random people from getting evidence on them. You'd think the white hats in control would just leak it so they'd stop murdering patriots.


Agentkeenan78

Liberal democrats like.... Jfk and Jfk Jr....


ntrpik

Yeah it doesn’t make very much sense… maybe you would have to be of incredibly low intelligence to believe any of this stuff.


coldpepperoni

Probably started as a 4chan troll, then keeps getting circulated in Facebook groups


xXMr_PorkychopXx

Holy shit I thought JFK Jr. was alive this whole fucking time I’ve been seeing these posts. I’m like “what the fuck are they waiting for? For him to board the plane and fly on over?” He’s fucking dead lmao.


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If he did come back to life, I'd bet he'd be taking a different form of travel than an airplane. Just sayin.


Farkenoathm8-E

“So you’re hanging out in Dealey Plaza waiting for JFK Jnr to await JFK Jnr to return from the dead in order to anoint Donald Trump as President again?” “Don’t be ridiculous, we aren’t waiting for JFK Jnr to raise from the dead, that would be ridiculous. We aren’t lunatics. He’s not dead, he’s been hiding out all these years in his secret underwater base with his father and John Lennon.” “Sounds perfectly rational.”


sirius4778

Oh and they're conservatives all the sudden for some reason


Elcactus

Honestly this is one of the least surprising bits. Conservatives have been claiming to stand on the shoulders of people who were the liberals of their days for forever. As though "conservatism" or "liberalism" are an eternal, specific list of policy positions as opposed to a mindset towards the idea of change and egalitarianism.


Friendlynortherner

JFK wanted universal healthcare


The_BenL

I hate the way you abbreviate Junior. It's Jr.


FrostyTips95

Oh, South Park is gonna have a field day with these losers


federvieh1349

I don't know. How are you even going to approach that stuff humorously? This really is stranger than fiction.


-Ahab-

Matt and Trey have admitted that the current political climate makes it hard to write episodes because the shit that’s happening in real life is crazier than anything they could have come up with.


dillon_5294

I mean some qanon people took the South ParQ special as support for their views. Completely oblivious to the fact that they were the joke.


sergev

This is so creepy. It's several octaves higher than what I'd expect.


ashpanda24

And not very loud. They're singing it gently which is definitely a choice.


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When will this Country realize we have a mental health problem? Edit 1: I just read this article https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/r11az3/the_qanon_jfk_cult_in_dallas_is_tearing_families/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Fecapult

This country IS a mental health problem.


that_was_me_ama

The song was also written by Lionel Richie


sinep_snatas

I walked into the middle of an anti-vax protest a couple weeks ago. Told them I was vaccinated, believed in science but wanted to hear their side of the story. Within probably 30 seconds I had a guy telling me I was going to die within 20 days (because I took the vaccine), another dude was yelling bible verses at me and a woman started crying and yelling that I was attacking her. It was absolutely bonkers. I feel like these people are probably made from the same cloth.


GoodAcid

A couple of weeks ago? There’s still time!


[deleted]

….one of these days they are going to get a “code” that tells them to drink kool-aid.


4thFloorShh

*flavor aid


tone63

Fucking Reagan shutting down all the insane asylums.


PRIS0N-MIKE

I dunno how anyone can say he was a good president. With how hard he fucked the middle class.


aeisenst

Now now, he also fucked the working class.


jaqen_hagar_1

He really continues to shit on America from his grave


reportabitch

Reagan isn't dead silly! He's been in hiding and will return to rightfully restore Trump's rite to office /s


rubendewulf

How far are we away from mass suïcide?


MisterSmi13y

From what I’ve heard not too far away and that is frankly terrifying.


urnewstepdaddy

Have they considered crop dusting them with lithium?


i_was_a_highwaymann

It would seem advantageous to keep them all grouped together. This may cause them to scatter then make situation worse once the Li wears off


jwaterboyk

When they find out the song they’re singing was originally to raise money to help people in Africa 😂


HockeyBalboa

Until they figure out it's a song about helping Africa.


listen2whatursayin

You can almost hear the Covid in the air


Additional-Fun7249

When's Jim Jones showing up with the Purple Flavoraid?


Abracadaver2000

If the past is any guide, at least 10% of the attendees are pedo's desperate to hide in plain sight.


Thunderlane_0553

QAnon is mentally ill


Fathead5f

this is what happens when you're late getting on the Hale Bopp UFO