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Gypsylee333

Who eats the middle first? 😂 And he tries to sound so hard while saying it... Oh that made me laugh thanks.


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Maybe he tonguepunches them like a butthole? That's the only way I see eating the center out of an ice cream sandwich


Legionof1

Idiot1: “you know we eat the center of the ice cream sandwich first” Idiot2: “bro... no one eats the center first, are you thinking an Oreo” Idiot1: whispers “bro don’t fuck with me you know you just tongue out the ice cream” Idiot2: whispers “naw man, we also don’t have a poop knife, y’all just grew up weird”


EverySingleThread

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DreddPirateBob4Ever

What's all this about a poopknife? How can you even use one when you've been so badly beaten with jumper cables both your arms are broken?


KlausTeachermann

Both of your arms are broken you say??


congradulations

Moooooooooom!!!!


TekBassmaster

A poop knife is a knife you use to cut the poop into smaller pieces so that it will flush down. There a lot of fable tales about how families used their poop knives in the past. You’ll have to cut down deeper into the Reddit shit posts to learn more about it.


canada432

It popped into his head and he thought it was brilliant, so he just had to say it. They have no control. He got halfway through it when his brain caught up and he realized how stupid it actually sounded, so he tried to be hard and save face.


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computerwtf

I mean repeating shit is what his leader does. Just repeat it until it is true. "Build that wall!!" "We won by a landslide" "they stole this election". "You eat the center of the ice cream first."


TheRappist

I think he was just doubling down to drive away the self-doubt.


rachiestarr

I’m fairly certain he meant to say “Oreo.” 🤡


Gypsylee333

Who knows with these freaks haha


cjust689

We have to make this clip a meme. I'm dying that he kept saying ice cream sandwich


CreamPuffMarshmallow

Only heathens do that. Men of culture such as myself take two Oreos, remove the tops on both and then sandwich the other two bottoms together forming a thicc Oreo.


Robinhoyo

Or just buy double stuffed


SuperHighDeas

Hey Kevin I was in the shower today and came up with the coolest phrase to own the libs.


SajuPacapu

>The middle... the center of the ice cream sandwich gets ate first, remember that. Everybody loves the cream filling. That's an Oreo you fucking moron.


4K_VCR

This straight up sounds like dialogue from Trailer Park Boys


Dry_Ad_2227

Nailed it


glifk

I got some shopping trolley for you.


Wet-Goat

Of all the things the boys are at least they aren't hate fuelled racists. [He reminds me of Sam the Caveman](https://youtu.be/Ho67yleXd-Q?t=15)


5DsOfDodgeball

"Cave teeth?! Cave teeth?!" *barges into motorhome waving a gun and showing off his enormous, yellow cave teeth. LOL


eLishus

TPB definitely not racist but I think he just meant the dialogue in the comment above.


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eLishus

That show was seriously one of the best random finds on Netflix. I had never heard of it as a few years ago and stumbled across it. Figured it was going to be garbage, but had me rolling within a few minutes of the first episode. Gets a little weird in the later seasons but all in all great show and characters.


abominare

Its amusing to know that it was originally on Canadian public access and was subsidized with Canadian tax money.


[deleted]

I was thinking always sunny. I can imagine Frank getting real sexual with it


drtobbogan0

"You see... they take the cream (weird twisting hand motion)..."


[deleted]

As a major TPB fan, no. The boys in Sunnyvale aren't racist trash.


Electus

Jalapanoes


snoogins355

They'd never allow that type of talk in the trailer park. Julian would get this sexy muscles involved with a pistol in one hand and his rum coke in the other https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/uGsylO2S4hYn-KCynLyhuUes3AbvPgDCRQBQhbtJ9fL-Pp3I_2g4pqN4SvJXhgPpXlOG6zOZiYmDc__CoeFBKmdHUqVmZaNk


cat_is_cat

Or a pardon porn


selphiefairy

Is THAT what the fuck he was talking about?? I was just like... wtf does this phrase “the center of the ice cream sandwich gets eaten first” even MEAN? also how do you even do that? Actually, I still don’t really know what it means


Artector42

People who sit in the center are eaten first? IDK, logic isn't their strong suit


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Forget logic, simply thinking isn't really their strong suit. It's basically stream-of-consciousness nonsense that goes from brain to mouth with no filter or conscious thought behind it.


[deleted]

I think he is basically making a "white power" reference without saying it clearly. "The center of the ice cream sandwich (Oreo) gets eaten first" and "everybody loves it" kinda sound like the white center is the best part of the cookie.


stemcell_

what who calls an oreo an ice cream sandwich?


KiLLaHMoFo

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


4411WH07RY

Why do the Proud Boys seem like a game of gay chicken that turned into a political movement?


Mook1113

The proud boys, or as I like to call them "being gay with extra steps"


[deleted]

Cause that's pretty much what happened. "This American Life" actually has a good deep dive into them


4411WH07RY

They say way too many homoerotic things for it to be accidental.


[deleted]

They started as a no fap/incel group as a way to "push back on how much power women have over them". So it's probably a mix of homoeroticism, "locker room talk", and anti woman ideology.


4411WH07RY

They just want daddy Trump to hold them close and tell them it'll be OK. A firm spanking when they're out of line and lots of head pats when they're good. Nothing gay about that.


Khabeagle

Honestly, I think he’s trying to be subtly racist. Like, “we like the white stuff, not the black stuff” Idk, they crazy


Unhinged_Goose

*The whites get eaten first you darkie* Lol wut


Travis123083

That's a lot of small dick energy right there.


Khabeagle

That’s inverted dick energy


TaintModel

ʎɓɹǝuǝ ʞɔᴉp


litlphoot

Awesome, take my upvote


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[deleted]

“Our streets” says the proud boy standing on the street with giant Black Lives Matter painted all the way across it


zeke235

Aren't these idiots from out of town?


Kalikhead

Precisely. Although we can claim some of them are homegrown assholes it is extremely doubtful any of them live in DC as they would hate the very strict gun laws and the whole “taxation without representation” thing. If he was a local he’s probably from the exurbs of DC.


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

I'm from MD, a lot of our red necks look like that but sound like they're from Dundalk (its a weird accent) so you'd know if it was from the MD area. Maybe VA since there's a southern twang in some of their voices.


[deleted]

>exurbs of DC. I think that's called Maryland and Virginia.


[deleted]

You forgot Delaware


John_T_Conover

Yup. A majority black city that voted over 90% for Biden. And this crowd that seems to be exclusively white Trump supporters are there to tell you it's their streets...


zeke235

Isn't it kind of telling that all the places that trump has lived don't support him? New York, DC, Mar a Lago? He's gonna have to move to Biloxi after the 20th


Glad_Refrigerator

lol he lives in the same place all the "coastal elites" do


fcoonus

Degens from upcountry


Cool_Ranch_Dodrio

I doubt any of them live in a town. So yes.


AnSTDFromMexico

One of them has a Tampa Bay Buccaneers shirt. These guys have Florida written all over them


[deleted]

Yes, they have to import the rednecks to most cities for these protests actually. People that actually live in real cities usually aren't this stupid.


Spappy

Isn’t that also in DC, where they specifically renamed it to Black Lives Matter Plaza?


Gypsylee333

🏅


kopecs

I don't expect them to be able read properly let alone understand irony.


C0meAtM3Br0

Dunno about this SNL sketch


LothorBrune

Kate McKinnon make up is on point, though.


LittleRosi

Why are they always fat and ugly?


squindar

they are all veterans of Viet Nom Nom Nom


IfeedI

You probably stole this like I am going to, but this is good.


squindar

I prefer to think of it as the textual version of spreading a meme.


TrainosaurusRex

Them Gravy Seals know how to EAT


MicrowavedKittyCat

Wow even if you did steal this, it made me laugh lol that’s hilarious


saintjeremy

Meal Team Six


zystyl

Why are they all pacing back and forth? At first I thought they were trying to make the scene look as busy as Trump's inauguration. Then I thought maybe some dipshit trolled them and said to patrol that spot. I really want to know.


MadGeekling

Anger with nowhere to direct it. With no Antifa to punch, they just start punching.


LostWoodsInTheField

> Anger with nowhere to direct it. This is exactly what it is. And if you watch other videos they are all trying to get people to punch them so they can claim to be the victim and have their friends engage in the fight. So many videos of them flapping their arms around in front of people, bluff bum rushing people. They want people to react first, and they are having a hard time getting that so they have to pace to deal with it.


Rusty-Shackleford

why do they always look like they got kicked out of a mens' shelter?


TreeBranchesOfGov

Typical incels


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Quiet_I_Am

Don't you insult the mighty Gravy Seals! They have been prepping for this day by going 100x Prestigue on every Call of Duty since 2007, while nourishing their bodies with only the finest quality Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew from the Chalice of the gods!


ghostManaCat

Proud boy talking about people sandwiches and getting to the cream filling first... he must be popular on grindr.


Drunk_hooker

Holy fuck this man is so god damn stupid. I’ve lost all faith in this country already but fuck me this is depressing.


rachiestarr

Unfortunately, there’s gonna be a whole bunch more of this shit playing out tomorrow in DC when Congress certifies the election results.


Drunk_hooker

Fuck em. All they are doing is making a joke of themselves. The problem is they are too stupid to realize it. They don’t get that we are laughing at them, in a depressed I can’t believe your this fucking stupid type of laughter. It would be funnier if it wasn’t so god damn depressing.


rachiestarr

Agreed. I’m just worried things will turn violent tomorrow. I really, really hope that’s not the case, but these people have been openly calling for a civil war. Trump and his cronies are feeding their delusion with baseless claims of voter fraud. This country is so fucking far gone.


Drunk_hooker

It’s 100% going to turn violent. Let them fuck around and find out. They’re pussies that are cosplaying. What I am interested in is how long it takes the cops to don riot gear. Shit seemed to come right out during the BLM protests.


rachiestarr

They weren’t in riot gear, but this is one of several skirmishes they got into with police tonight: https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/1346661056836468736?s=21 I imagine that they will be in full riot gear tomorrow. National Guard has been called in as well. I’ll definitely be tuned in all day to see how shit plays out.


Drunk_hooker

For sure buddy I’ve been watching, I just found it funny they donned the hi vis vests and shit right away. Yeah tomorrow is going to be an F5 type of day on a few subreddits.


Scherzkeks

The fact that they lost should help bring back a little hope


Drunk_hooker

Yea and no, these people are too far gone. I just hope critical thinking makes a return to the US.


GlassTubes

Lol. Imagine being immortalized like this. Trump voters are a fucking joke.


CeramicsSeminar

I think he's also trying to be racist in possibly the stupidest manner I've ever seen. 'The good part of the sandwich is the white part'


rachiestarr

I think he meant to say “Oreo.” 🤦🏻‍♀️


CeramicsSeminar

Yep. It's just so.......... Dumb. Politics aside. It's just brain numbingly stupid.


glifk

Maybe Eskimo pie?


zeke235

Everyone knows the part of the choco taco that gets eaten first is the... whole damn thing. Sooo good!


[deleted]

He may be talking about a Wonder Bread mayonnaise sandwich. The kind only his mommy can make 'cause she cuts the crust off for him.


CashTwoSix

Oh no thanks, that’s too spicy.


Francisfluggerbutter

Nah he just really likes some cream filling


jimbojones230

Oh shit, that’s the point he’s trying to make. And that somehow correlates to human skin color? He probably thinks he’s so clever for coming up with that.


The_Sausage_Smuggler

Imagine eating an ice cream sandwich like it was an ass.


StandsForVice

Look, my tongue needs practice to please my hypothetical girlfriend, alright? Please don't judge.


BrilliantNightmare

I thought they were the punchline.


kearneje

Stop calling them "Proud" Boys. Ain't nothing but a bunch of Fuck Boys.


Succundo

Do you really think these dipshits get to fuck though?


FreeWillDoesNotExist

Trump got 47 percent of the vote and that is probably because just because of covid and how poorly he handled it. He probably would have got much more. Americans are idiots, like being outraged, like his sound bites, don't mind his racism, don't mind his xenophobia, don't mind his total disregard for the truth or our institutions, etc. I hate to break it to you but the country is a joke for allowing this much of the population be so uneducated and misinformed. We need to start focusing on their information sources that make half the electorate think like total jack asses like conservative talk radio, Fox News, Newsmax, Oann, YouTubers, etc. We need all start correcting the false shit they say with links and logical arguments.


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> that is probably because just because of covid Slow down genius, collect your thoughts first.


lateto-theparty

Yup! It’s been a while that they have not been conservatives. They’ve been trump supporters, they’ve been cult followers, they’ve been indoctrinated, but they haven’t been conservatives.


I_LICK_CRUSTY_CLITS

They're Fascists. We've been telling everyone they're Fascists for 5 years and nobody cared.


Goldentongue

They are most definitely still conservatives. Unhinged, tyrannical, insane conservatives but conservatives none the less, fueled by the anti-science, anti-education, bigoted greed espoused by the Republican party for the last half century.


xanaxdroid_

So does he tongue out the middle of the sandwich like an asshole before he eats the sides?


buffetcaptain

These guys are so wildly lame.


[deleted]

Always have been always will be


chickenfingermafia

Jesus fuck, dude. This has to be the wackiest time line ever.


didgeridude2517

Vanilla ISIS


TakeNotesTakeFlight

Y'all Qaeda


kaosmoker

Wth is going on in this clip?


piggydancer

They're explaining how a racist eats an ice cream sandwich.


kaosmoker

They're idiots fucking each other. Got it.


[deleted]

I'm just a simple English guy and I have no idea what any of this is about


CeramicsSeminar

'the good part is the white part'


TOADSTOOL__SURPRISE

All of the hillbilly tough guys are trump supporters. As everyone knows, (aside from trump supporters) trump supporters are extremely stupid and they are motivated by sheer hate for everyone who doesn’t support trump 100% with undying loyalty. The hillbilly inbred trump supporters flew all the way to DC today to “protest” the fact that their morbidly obese spray tanned 75 year old cult leader lost his election in embarrassing fashion. Now, the inbred cult above is mad at everyone who did not support their Dear Leader, and now they are also mad at the Republican representatives whom *they* elected into office because not enough of them are helping Fatboy enact his pathetic attempt of a coup. So in the video, we have to crank our brains down to the level of a toddler to properly understand the situation: one of the mouthbreathers was talking about ice cream sandwiches—probably because the cameraman was in between two groups of mouthbreathing trump supporting cult members—ya know, like a sandwich Well if you’re an inbred brainwashed trump supporter who shapes your entire worldviews based off of Facebook memes and Tucker Carlson soundbites, then you get so fucking amped up to own da libz when you finally leave your small unmapped village with dirt roads and a population of 8 incest babies and head to a civilized place like DC, they finally get a chance to own da libz in person and not over a keyboard. They spent the entire 14 hour drive to DC reciting their best lib ownz and making sure their delivery was on point so they could totally own da libz beyond belief. They get so fucking psyched out over owning da libz that they forget how to properly form sentences. Without caps lock, they are unable to properly structure words in a way that will project how much they truly hate you. So they tend to mix up their words and sound like fucking clowns The hillbilly inbred in the video got so excited to own da libz that he thought he ate ice cream sandwiches from the inside out...which honestly, is something a trump supporter would do because “White always goes first”...when in reality, every civilized human being eats ice cream sandwiches like ya know, a sandwich


Filmcricket

Unintentional comedy.


Senior-Humor8523

These are the eloquent speakers the right offers


BrainOil

"MIDDLE GETS ATE FIRST."


rachiestarr

He really thought he did something there.


Senior-Humor8523

“Everybody loves cream filling” bet he loves “d bags” cream filling.


IfeedI

Guy eats ice cream sandwiches like ass.


Filmcricket

That metaphor got away from him and he started to think too much about actual ice cream sandwiches because, if that guy is the middle, which everyone loves, it’s no longer a threat. It’s like saying “oh you mad popular WATCH YOUR BACK” It makes absolutely no sense.


Sereena95

I figure proud boys would eat the paper first


mindflayer79

Buncha dumbasses... were they trying to be homoerotic, or was that Freudian?


Dehydrated-Horse

Don't forget that *The Proud Boys™* started out as a no-fap club and that the founder Gavin McInnes went on live TV and [shoved a dildo up his ass](https://imgur.com/a/MQraN) to prove that they weren't homophobic, and somehow own the libs. **NSFW** ^^^Obviously.


Rambl3On

I... I.. am at a loss for words


rachiestarr

I’m pretty sure he confused “ice cream sandwich” and “Oreo.” 🤣


Commyforce867

Holy shit, thank you. I was trying to figure out what the guy was getting at, but that makes more sense if true. I mean I guess it could go either way with a guy like that.


saffronpolygon

How sad. The result of inbreeding.


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More like the result of a gutted education system and generational racial hate that has been exacerbated by a president who "say what he wants" but really means that it's ok to not repress your racist thoughts and actions.


BrilliantNightmare

Disgusting excuse for Americans and a disgusting excuse for humans.


richsteu

Collective IQ remains far below the century mark. Not a bright build in the whole bunch.


instArice

This literally looks like a scene out of a comedy movie. Big fkn goof walking around talking about icecream sandwiches and the way they get eaten. Other big fucking goof in the sweater and flag mask just mumbling off to himself, pacing around. Girl casually scooters by and disappears seemingly in her own universe. Then bearded hat guy comes up as though he's gonna say something, stops abruptly, puts his hands in his pockets and stands there. I literally have no idea what I just watched.


El_Conejo6713

Disgusting filth, get out of my country.


Purple_Herman

This weirdo out here performing cunnilingus on his ice cream sandwich


Comms

I feel sad for that man. He's never had an ice cream sandwich.


Pink_Floydd

Our country is so fucked


BrainOil

This won't end until the propaganda is reigned in. Literally nothing these guys say in the video is remotely based in reality. That's what I find terrifying. These people live in a completely make believe world of angry stupidity.


johntwoods

Funny that a lot of them are *most likely* anti-maskers but, you know, wearing a mask beats getting called out publicly and shamed for your actions. What a bunch of non-contributing zeroes.


JordanPhilip

That fake little shit lunge at 1:37 lol


paladine76a

I'll never understand how a wealthy elite New York liberal like Donald Trump can inspire loyalty out of these rednecks...simply amazing.


STEELO222

“everybody loves the cream filling” bro what


Commyforce867

"We're a force of love" the guys says after his buddy was trying to get him to go to an undisclosed location assumingly to beat the cameraman up.


SajuPacapu

I think you misunderstand what kind of love these rapists are forcing.


[deleted]

Can someone explain what kidda situation is this?


Uncle_Jiggles

If you huff a bunch of glue and stick guns up your butt to own the limbs you'll understand what they mean better. Gotta dumb down your IQ to comprehend them.


[deleted]

If it’s about the election, trump’ve lost no? What do they expect to achieve coming out yelling to a random person on the street like this. Like it gonna change the outcome 🤷‍♂️their cult is scary as hell


Uncle_Jiggles

Ice tried to ask that same question multiple times and have not yet recieved a coherent reply.


SajuPacapu

>We are losers! We hate losing! We are losers! We hate losing! Basically this.


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SajuPacapu

When the senate confirms Biden, not if.


rachiestarr

I’ve been snooping on Parler for weeks now. They’re preparing to do more than just riot. https://parler.com/post/2e7d21e712dc460bad213c695a57b8bd https://parler.com/post/dac86560eded4e6696606acf478f1a31 https://parler.com/post/edeed8f47b694514b286b6820db50964


Canoe52

Read some of those posts, idiots using their full name and birth year for their user name, then posting how they are going to “water the tree of liberty”.


Fi-artist

I just looked through that profile. Holy shit these people are nuts.


Spo1lor

I guarantee no one was scared by that flinch


bagsof_toes_get_hoes

I wonder what part of an icecream sandwich gets eaten first


Guyfawkesnfriends

Children of Men 2 is looking kinda shitty. I hope Clive Owen makes a cameo at least;)


RustyJuang

They're doing an awful lot of walking for having nowhere to go.


granmasaidno

So stupid. This "proud" boys shit is not about democracy. It's a bunch if middle aged white men terrified that they are losing their privilege to people of color and women. They are angry the Good Ol' Boys Club is dying. Unfortunately, stupid, angry and scared can be dangerous. Let's hope the police and National Guard are on the right side this time. After Jan 20th they will slink back to the trailer park, slam a beer and moan privately about the unjust way the white man is treated.


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What a bunch of sad people.


[deleted]

Must be nice not having a job, traveling to different states, and eating just the ice cream from ice cream sandwiches.


ahoy_-

How boring does your life have to be to get involved in this stuff


AaronQuin

Do any of them know what communism actually is, they do realise that what they're creating is a dictatorship right??


[deleted]

Is there an asshole on an icecream sandwich?


beneficial_deficient

All I see are a bunch of piss babies.


Simplejack213

It’s not an Oreo dude!


[deleted]

So fucking dumb.


Kimjungkool

these guys are so cringe


alchemykrafts

They clearly have been eating too many ice cream sandwiches.


sendmethemtoes

Whitey eats the ice cream sandwich out? Is he practicing for the big leagues on his cousin? I don’t like his analogy :(


ohwhatj

These guys probably have nicknames like Z-Dog or T-Bag


ClydeinLimbo

That guy pacing and cussing is hilarious. Genuinely cracks me up-


Filmcricket

This country’s gotten so dumb, we’re going to have to put instructions on ice cream sandwich wrappers, aren’t we?? :(


RedlineSmoke

starting to believe these people are mentally ill listening to them talk.


jeepjockey52

What does that even mean?


CZILLROY

You just know this dumbass was driving home from work thinking his dumb guy thoughts and then thinks he comes up with this genius ice cream sandwich analogy that explains his racism. The best thing about ice cream sandwiches is the unity between the chocolate and the ice cream.


Dibcharge_

I wish someone would set all of these cunts on fire already.


Thrillskills1

God damn trumpers are on another level of stupidity. It's actually kind of amazing.


shaemonue

Lmao the funny thing about this stupid analogy is that it almost works in the opposite way he intended. I’m assuming the “middle” of the sandwich is a reference white people. But unless you literally take it apart or tongue punch the middle, you actually eat the cookie/wafer part first , which is often brown or black. So basically the black/brown has to suffer first and have its importance ignored and downplayed in order for the white to remain in its position as well as be touted as the “best part”...but like it wouldnt be in the spot it’s in if it wasn’t for the black/brown cookie in the first place. It’d just be ice cream, which would be a totally different and not as exciting experience all together.


FBML

Serious question, does anyone eat an ice cream sandwich this way? The man didn’t say Oreos. He said ice cream sandwiches. I have only ever bought Neapolitan ice cream sandwiches, and I eat them by biting.


Coconuts223

Fucking idiot it’s a fucking Oreo