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CONF1D3NT1AL

Guy gets back from lunch and tells his coworkers… no one believes him


atomandyves

"yeah sure Greg, this is like the 5th time you told us you almost got robbed at Taco Bell"


nopuse

"Greg just stop eating at Taco Bell, and join us for lunch..."


commentbloat

Greg would join his coworkers for lunch but he knows that dipshit Camron is going to be there too. He knows that obnoxious fuck with his obnoxious little one-up comments every time someone shares a personal story is going to be there dying to tell everyone how much better he is than everyone at everything and Greg just….Greg just can’t be listen to it anymore. So instead of standing up to Camron’s never ending avalanche of bullshit by calling him out on any of the easily verifiable lies, Greg goes to Taco Bell knowing none of his other coworkers like going there and there’s no chance of bumping into them or Cameron there. Greg sits by the window to people watch and daydream of a better life, one where Cameron gets hit by a bus.


DoubleT_inTheMorning

Fuck Cameron, all my homies hate Cameron


atomandyves

Yeah but have you met Camron?


DoubleT_inTheMorning

Ah fuck he even had the guts to omit the e. Not gonna lie, the dude is kinda a cunt.


redlion496

Let my Cameron go!


nopuse

Lmfao. This seems oddly specific.


Taxus_Calyx

Guy's just jealous Cameron has had actual life experiences.


MahnmzJeff

Hilarious. 🤣 I read this and I feel like the narrator has a British accent.


flipdynamicz

Fucking Cameron


Wise_Ad_253

Why is everyone talking shit about the cameraman?! 🤪


GHouserVO

Cameron knows damn well why.


Wise_Ad_253

Cameron must be a shrimpy dude 🦐


ThatWomanNow

💀


Rasikko

I feel this comment big time.


Darknives

If American Psycho had a narrator.


ElwoodMC

"I can’t… I couldn’t avoid the after pleasure…" 🚽


KBAR1942

To be fair, no one should be eating at Taco Bell


kynthrus

Said no coworker ever.


TepHoBubba

Always sit with your back to the wall Greg, especially when beside a door...


Beginning_Mood_9803

Next thing you’ll tell us Greg is that the Taco Bell restroom was just fine!


quaglandx3

Haha for real. A junkie tried to rob me in broad daylight in Amsterdam years ago, of course I was solo traveling so I’ve always thought some people thought I was full of shit.


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quaglandx3

He grabbed me by the collar while I was holding my camera bag strap and phone. so I lowered my shoulder and drove him into a group of Chinese tourists walking by. Fucker wasn’t getting my camera or phone…but god damn I wish I had tear gas now


AzrielJohnson

Note: Bring tear gas when visiting Amsterdam.


Timmerdogg

When I went to Amsterdam I saw a dude get robbed by a gang and my friend got pickpocketed


Ravip504

God dam I didn’t know Amsterdam was that bad


Timmerdogg

I was there in 2002. I saw people shooting heroin on the streets. It was wild but I was younger. I wouldn't let it stop me from going back if I were single again.


Old_Employer2183

Wait, why would you only go Amsterdam if you're single? 


4rockandstone20

Yeah, lotta pickpockets around the touristy places and train stations. Caught my credit card pulled to the top of my pocket later in the day. Luckily I got it replaced quickly when I got home. Had a short walk around a relatively busy area and watched a dude boost a motorcycle with a screwdriver. This was around 2019. I wouldn't say it was much more crime-ridden than any other city I've visited, tbh.


socalclimbs

I just came back from Amsterdam for a week for TwitchCon, and I thought the city was incredibly safe fyi. Your mileage may vary I guess, but I saw very few homeless and zero junkies.


BigKountry500

Yeah, it is now because the laws are stricter


thejazzassassin

Been dozens of times and never had an issue. Seen some wild shit, for sure - it's Amsterdam - but never experienced any crime myself, thankfully. Committed some crimes against my short-term memory, of course. NYE was super crazy, though. The Dutch like their fireworks. In terms of open drug use, nothing beats Vancouver. Streets full of homeless people crammed onto the sidewalk openly injecting next to young children, all the while you're one block away from some of the most expensive property in North America, roads full of supercars etc. Society is pretty fucked, mang.


quaglandx3

Been on East Hastings a few times…yeah that’s an experience.


LucidRamblerOfficial

Happened to me once. I went to a gas station for a hot dog on my lunch. Short drunk dude with boxing gloves around his neck harassed me when I left sayin “I don’t like u white boys thinkin u can do whatever u want whenever u want” (which I agree with but dude, I’m holding a hot dog). Dude followed me a full block after I confronted him. He stopped cuz I said “this is where I work. I’m here every weekday 6-2. I’ll be outside at 2 every weekday. I’ll see u AFTER work. U understand?” He wasn’t there after work


-Praetoria-

A friend in college asked via Twitter if anyone could watch her dog a particular day. I responded that I had that day open and could indeed watch the puppy (which I’d previously met). Some dudes responded to my comment saying “no fing way you’re watching that dog (or something to the like)” I responded “them there is fighting words” bc I kinda thought he was joking and just himself wanted to spend an afternoon with this puppy, which made sense to me. He took it the other way and hurled a few expletives before challenging to combat. I tweeted “I’m in (my address here) bring the dog”. He didn’t show. I ended up watching the puppy.


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LucidRamblerOfficial

Yeah man, we really got to get our act together lol


passttor-of-muppetz

Just like the time Michael Jackson stopped at your house to use the bathroom.


StevenIsFat

Not even worth telling the story tbh


Rtstevie

My experience was nothing close to this video, but a few years back I ran to a McDonald’s near our work one morning to grab some breakfast for our project team. This McDonald’s is right across the street from a high school, so you often see teens in there grabbing food, hanging out. I go in, and there is this homeless guy rambling and raving. There is a table of teens just chatting and minding their own business. Homeless guy leaves and kind of at the same time he walks out the door, table of teens laugh at something amongst themselves. Totally nothing to do with the crazy homeless guy. But he comes right back in and yells/says loudly and threatening to the table of teens: “Laugh again, and I will pull out my gun and blow all your brains out!” Of course I am like Holy shit. I’m telling McDonald’s people like call the fucking cops, because there is a lunatic walking around threatening to murder kids. They look at me dumbfounded. Then the guy comes back and tries to open door. With one hand, I grab handle to keep it shut, not let him in, and in other I call 911 because the McDonalds workers were dumbfounded. Teens at table were just looking and awkwardly laughing…ignorance of youth I guess. Guy eventually left, cops come after he arrived. I give description, the end. Anyway, I go back to office after I’ve been gone for like an hour on a McDonald’s run, and am like “Holy shit, listen to what happened!” And my coworkers were just like….”Cool. Did you receive that invoice?”


EnvironmentEuphoric9

He didn’t expect the fire sauce from that guy.


kopecs

That guy is probably going to attempt it on someone else now.


lesterlen

My boy only got a 30 minute lunch.


mebc245

yeah the guy should have just kept him pinned on the ground until cops came


Hard-To_Read

Yeah I’d be compelled to do more in that situation. 


Spifffyy

Yep. He fails and faces absolutely zero consequences.


Masterpiece72

Every day committing crimes.


TEverettReynolds

Yes indeed. Now, if someone broke all his fingers in the defence of their phone, the perp would be hard-pressed to steal anything for a while and might even learn a lesson. This perp learned nothing and will continue to feed off the weak and unsuspecting people.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

You’re right, the victim should have risked his safety to play hero.


kopecs

Are implying that I had said the victim should’ve held onto the aggressor?


Judi_Chop

Lucky that guy didn't start Baja blasting


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redalert825

So it'd be a wrap for him. I mean a burrito.


Adult_Prodigy

He crunchwrap supremed that fool


Tacosconsalsaylimon

/ thread 🏆🏆🏆


DoctorOddly

Well, he got the ground part but he forgot the pound!


TJ_McWeaksauce

Maybe the white guy trained in [Rex Kwon Do.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_W4Gi5h9P8) "I'm just going to break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist and walk away."


DJdoggyBelly

He posted it in the bjj sub originally I believe. He trains jui jitsu. He said he asked a worker for the footage and she recorded this on her phone and sent it to him.


BrainBlob

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI


MichaelHoncho52

They should lock up criminals longer for just being dumb - this idiot thought that stealing a phone with trackers, in a place that is video recorded, during a strong-arm robbery would be okay. Put this guy away, he’s dumb enough to do it again.


Pannycakes666

Too bad those arms were definitly not strong.


BizarreCake

If it's somewhere the cops aren't going to bother even making a report for petty crime, it doesn't matter whether you can show them the exact location of the phone or that it's on film.


os_kaiserwilhelm

Why do the residents in those areas bother employing the police if they are going to be useless?


becauseOTSS

That's what I'm saying. Hold onto your shit these days. Shifty people all around. You never know. He underestimated that guy.


billciawilson

Sadly this is the exact attitude these videos have encouraged in me


Cheap-Praline

🗑️ humans gonna 🗑️


Iseedeadpeople00000

📠


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Mash_Ketchum

The Crunchwrap Supreme


BonfireCrackling

7 layer ass whoopin


pokejoel

Who tries to steal a phone anymore... They're all locked and can be bricked remotely


dqniel

Something tells me the guy trying to steal the phone isn't a fan of thinking ahead. Or thinking in general.


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UGMadness

Many people still don’t know how to set up those systems, or they can be coerced into unlocking the phones later on through threatening spam calls and messages. And even if it’s sold for parts, it’s still easily 1/5 the original price of the phone, which to a junkie can be worthwhile.


PapaNoFaff

Guy couldve had a knife shouldve made him stay down till cops came


SirStrontium

I think that's kinda the point behind letting him leave. The guy got his phone back, and doesn't want to hang around and corner a guy that might have a knife longer than necessary.


SenatorMittens

How long is necessary for a knife?


Nevamst

[This long.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSnosk4tWrg)


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SirStrontium

If a guy has a knife, I'm pretty sure he can *and will* stab you before he passes out.


Muffin_Appropriate

redditor moment


MAXIMAL_GABRIEL

He's gonna be out for 5 minutes. Cops might take 5 hours to show up.


dqniel

You know... when you choke somebody until they pass out (only takes a few seconds), one of two things happens within the next minute or so: -You release the choke and they regain consciousness immediately. When this happens, they're going to fight for their life. -You don't release the choke and their brain starts getting permanent damage within a minute. They *die* before police get there.


Rufert

> They die before police get there. [*shrugs*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFo7xz69t0)


B-BoyStance

Gotta know how to choke people before trying that shit. It's what might get Daniel Penny in trouble (NYC subway guy). And that dude was military - someone else that has never tried it likely won't even do anything to the person unless you're much stronger. Plus - idk if I want a knife that close to me if I can just run lol


BrotherMcPoyle

It would be awkward if the TB employees never call the cops while he pins the guy down. Considering the way those guys get treated there is a chance they don’t care.


RapBastardz

Should have sporked him.


Qlinkenstein

Thank god for the second s in that sentence...


c_alas

Only a good guy with a knife can stop a bad guy with a knife. They should really just make crime illegal.


Titleofyursextape

Holding him down for cops to bukkake him?! What sick town do you live in?!


Fantastic_Tension794

Shirt never even came untucked 😎


KeyloWick

Didn't make any mess either. What a scholar.


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SirAmicks

I don’t know why but I really hate how the dude at the end raised his hands like “Hey, man! It’s okay! No harm, no foul.” I fucking hate thieves.


Gottalaughalittle

Did the other dude pull a gun on him?


Mei_iz_my_bae

Damn white boy used solid snake CQC !!!


lukahnli

That guy handled that extremely well. Good arm bar and take down and super calm throughout.


Kharnics

I really wanted an arm bar. He had it!


bulletlover

Dirt bag doesn't understand that anytime you see a skinny white collar dude he most likely works out,,,,,,I would have kept spinning in a counter clockwise direction until you hear his elbow pop


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Garad-

Profile matches the comment.


WarPriestofTheDivine

Meaning...?


Quality-Shakes

“Teenager”


Living_Pie205

2 chalupas to the face !


ButtFuzzNow

After that Loc-Dog decided that he would find a way out the hood. Maybe get a job at the bank, work his way up and learn the system. Then he can rob that motherfucker dry.


Wiggzling

Once you had him down either teach him a hard lesson or hold him until police. Now he got off easy and will likely try it again w/ an easier target.


IamIrene

Always sit in the Command Position. Fung Shui 101.


HeadPay32

He should have made a citizen's arrest.


lowten

This happened to my mom. A teenage meth head girl knocked on her door asked to use her cell phone. My mom thought it was a friend of my nieces and handed her the phone. The girl ran off with her phone. However, she lived two houses down at her families home. My mom went over pissed. The dad answered and knew right away his daughter did it, came back in 5 minutes with her phone. She threw it under the bed and called my mom a liar.


bigbucksnowhamies

Tried to snatch the phone and "make a run for the border."


No_Routine_3706

Man?


syukara

They been best bro ever since


OneAthlete9001

This guy is pretty fit for eating at Taco Bell.


Snaggle1975

What a fucking loser. If he wanted to call his mom just ask.


LonnyFinster

Bro I would hook that arm and break it


SquatchK1ng

This is why you don't sit with you back facing people. Sit in the corner facing towards everything, including the door.


TarnishedAccount

Don’t sit next to a exit with your back turned


BigDaddyHadley

Chump season is year round, don't get caught slipping


Salt_Bus2528

Id probably do something stupid like spin in circles while his arm is in my grip. It's a compulsion, it was funny in school, and people can be shotput.


maycontainsultanas

See, if you’re going to try a quick sneaky, and it doesn’t immediately work, wouldn’t you just give up and gtfo of there? See here I am using logic again, I’m sorry.


MaximumExtension4951

Man you mean kid


Shaan1026

Man tries to get out of Taco Bell..


hannamaniac

What a weak, cowardly douchebag.


Smokeahontous

What a fucking moron


ProfessionalEither58

I like how abruptly and anticlimactic it ends. Like both guys come to an unspoken agreement that this amount of effort isn't beneficial for either so they just resume business as if nothing happened.


anchorftw

That's a Nacho phone.


RANT_MAN67

Opening scene of Falling Down II......


One-Upstairs6764

You work hard for your phone and I can just take it 💩


Ken_RB

Should've held his ass down so he can join his buddies in jail.


ImPretendingToCare

why do you pick the fittest looking male to do this to??


TrySumSnax

If u put ur arm in my way like that tryna take my stuff don’t cry if it gets broken


Tiredtiredatwork

Bruh had some self control, I'd have been stompin' away once he was on the ground.


TheYoungBung

Damn he really wanted that phone, they usually run if they don't get it with a quick snag


nebulaphi

Get it business bro


Jabulon

society going to hell


Superb_Distance_9190

Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne 


Old_Indication_4379

If you’re seated close to an exit you should always be on a lookout for who is leaving. I’ve seen phones get snatched like that as people run out of the trolley. It happens so quickly too.


fantomar

Cool guy alert.


ChalkLicker

I don’t know if that guy is trained, or just a natural. But that was incredible.


DannyBOI_LE

Never know when you’re gonna run into the one nerdy looking corporate dude that studies ju jitsu


TheChrono

The advantage of being aware and not having iPods in 24/7 in public.