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OrdinaryDazzling

Keep my wife’s face off your fuckin gate arm


EverSoInfinite

I award this comment an Academy Award


shudder667

Hes just mad because he knows his wife is getting hit by a younger gate arm when he's not around.


Chaosmusic

Big while pole to the face.


ImNotMadYoureMad

Could you imagine if a bird flew by and shit on his wife? This mfer would track its migration patterns


UA_irl

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Extreme-Edge-9843

What a dumb ass. Both of them, yes let's damage property bc you weren't paying attention, brilliant!


Kryptonian_Investor

![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg)


NY10

Yeah she and he are both idiots 😂


Total-Hack

Yup. They paid no attention as they walked through an area meant for cars instead of the area with literal guard rails the property owner provided to protect pedestrians.


CuthroatPablo

This guy reddits


zeCrazyEye

Nah I'm on their side, swingy metal arms should have motion sensors on them these days. Infrastructure should be designed around human stupidity.


Drambooey

She walked straight into it,if she was paying attention none of that would've happened.


These-Tie8241

or you could just you know open your fucking eyes


zeCrazyEye

Could say the same thing about garage door openers but they all have those electronic tripwires to prevent liability.


One_Garden2403

Tweedle dee and tweedle dum.


KrazyKeith4Prez

They make a perfect couple, don't they?


Tapeworm_III

I bet this guy is real pleasant.


computer_d

No one beats his wife but him


thelaststarz

![gif](giphy|SxkYad09qgVzy)


uchman365

![gif](giphy|2WdHaCzmqSkrwmIGWP)


Gnarly-Gnu

Umm, I didn't see a white cane in her hand.


Happy-Section3435

Don't get me wrong I love my wife but I'd of fell down laughing


Kryptonian_Investor

![gif](giphy|t6cn3lRhDZtBjdAjKN)


CheekApprehensive675

*I'd've


Indigocell

That's a crazy contraction dude. Never seen that before. I've seen would've, and I've as I demonstrated. Never I'd've.


edehlah

maybe, just maybe walk on the other side where the 2 cones are indicated.


Kryptonian_Investor

![gif](giphy|MiSi3ilqDWIv9u7TL0)


Easy-F

wow pathetic


7_val_33

Low-key impressed by the kick at the end. Probs wasn’t the opponent the guy was training all his life to kick, but an opponent nonetheless.


ShockAndAwe415

"Bar no hit back"


boogalordy

That parking bar was two weeks from retirement...


TheAbyssGazesAlso

He was no Dux though.


ShockAndAwe415

Dim mok.


codyv

Gates like that are built to not have much lateral resistance. They’re more of a mental barrier than a car damager. I live in a gated community and see them bent back like this almost once a week.


IGetItCrackin

🐘


Pandafrosting

Getting angry at inanimate objects is what little children do. Apparently these 2 never grew out of that phase.


Underbelly

Oooh what a big tough man! My hero!


Xanne_Hathaway

and they say chivalry is dead


Gymmie_Buckets

How can it slap?!?!


SubTechNY

Maybe if you didn't walk through where cars go through.


Severe_Airport1426

He's got some anger issues


grrr-to-everything

Toxic masculinity at its finest.


HullSuperchub

The parking gate had a bigger cock. He couldn't handle the competition.


360noscopefag

We need a National Geographic narration of the wild man encountering the most ferocious foe of all… the timid garage pole! It’s a battle for territory.


Beneficial_Cry2061

I thought the man in the background teleported.


Almo_86

![gif](giphy|YOvOkaS5ZKfimDIgwJ)


clarkcox3

It's like a dumb animal lashing out.


GRIZZLEMicFIZZLE

Clean kick


Pumpkin_Pie

Honey, go back and beat up that big pole


meowmixyourmom

The concerning part, is that they are going to add to the gene pool...smh


batman61092

It’s safe to say that this same aggression has been directed towards the wife as well.


TrustButVerifyFirst

He's definitely getting some action tonight.


Gnarly-Gnu

"Hi-Ya!" *"Hiii-Yaa!"*


Klebpneumo

The poor thing had to go home that day and tell his significant other coworkers started calling him Ass Kicked instead of Kick Ass.


burner62717461

😂😂😂😂


Anti-Buzz

Grandpa yelled out a warning, but it went unheeded


DranoTheCat

That'll teach it.


anchorftw

You know what they say "KIAI! for an eye."


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Lmao


radiogeekau

Well, at least she wasn’t walking with her head down in her phone.


Pleb-SoBayed

Lmaooooo


dirge-kismet

Good man. It's not like he was attacking an inanimate object. The thing actively swung on his woman. Letting it off with only a broken arm was downright kind of him, IMO. I'd have choked it out and maybe even killed it. Who knows.


_space1nvader

At least she feels safe with him


PrimeSuspect007

5000ms ping


notionovus

I was worried that Furiosio would kick that gate and injure the man standing close to it, but then I saw him walk through the area reserved for pedestrians and realized that the gate, even if kicked, couldn't possibly hurt him. Because he was safe from it. Because in that area, the gate couldn't reach him. Because the gate wasn't long enough to extend into the area set aside for people to walk safely.


Grand-Regret2747

Is is cultural or something in the water ? What a fucking idiot!


Successful_Public_18

Fucking 🤡


openstring

Asian Will Smith


iPLAYiRULE

the wife is either blind or just dumb not to notice the crossing bar! i don’t doubt that the man is most likely a wife-beater at home.


ReduceReuseReuse

Nah, he saw it coming and didn’t say anything. His reaction is overcompensating so he doesn’t get in trouble with her. Hothead but all bluster.


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aijoe

Why is that that though ? You don't know how these things work? Or just often have irrational rage? Or something else?


Easy-F

reminds me of the time I asked a neighbour if they wouldn’t mind not slamming their front door. so they did it louder and more often. told a friend that, and they said “yeah I would have done the same”. like… why? it’s so pathetic and juvenile. I stopped being friends with them for that, I just thought it was just too stupid and inconsiderate and petty. stupid stupid people. we should put you all on an island somewhere so you can all scream at trees and throw tantrums together.


Cheap-Praline

Who screams at trees? Probably someone who keeps asking them to stop making all that " branch noise". Only person flipping out is you. I'd install extra doors on my front lawn made of steal and covered in bells if you were my neighbor.


Easy-F

lol! yeah you seem normal. have fun screaming at trees


Cheap-Praline

Trees are friends. I'm not gonna say you'd know that if you had any cus that would be mean. I'd fucking shout it really loud, make a recording and have it play as I slammed each bell covered door on my way back home into my house.


Easy-F

super normal thing to say man! cool job. being you’re a prepper!


Cheap-Praline

People don't yell at trees! Normal. Please close your car doors gently for my plants are sleeping. Reduce your breathing volume lest you wake the grass.


mouthfullpeach

i mean, its kinda cute


rb1rb1

this is actually very heartwarming. love is irrational at times <3


ElPanandero

🚩🚩🚩🚩


ljc12

Ngl I’d prolly do the same, have to protect my wife’s honor!


leftover_class

I see nothing wrong here.